₦airaland Forum

2chainzz: the truth is bitter

Truth ya masepa!

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]up Tanzania


eh nami ngikatele do they want a prize or something[/quote]Lol even YOU Nadia??

Titiluvly: I am beginning to think south africans are not
creative! Had
mandela been a Nigerian,

1. The corpse will stay in mortuary for five years to
enable government prepare for befitting burial.

2. Government will setup a planning committee with power to award contracts to construct new roads leading to Mandela's hometown. Construction of new airports, new stadium for burial reception.

3. The body will fly round the 36states of the
federation
including the FCT.

4. There will be national ashebi (uniform) imported
from
holland, it will be made compulsory for every Nigerian
to buy, sew and wear.

5. New slangs will emerge, for instance yoruba
greeting will
start e ku madiba o, eku iku mandela.

6. Our network will produce new callertunes e.g to
hear
Mandela's last breath press 1. To hear the last word he
spoke press 2. E.t.c

7. New products will emerge e.g Madiba zobo drink,
Madiba
pure water, Madiba magic soap/cream.

8. Our musicians? Go do 5 albums daily to praise
the
icon.

9. New born babies will be called Mandela.

R.I.P Madiba!!

Hahaha! We are organized!! No need to prolong things unnecessarily

paniki: What do you mean?

Tlabe ba re gopotsa about the struggle, what Mandela fought for and everything. Wouldn't put it past them. Most of them ga ba hlalefa. The ANC has done it's cause. It did great as a liberation movement but are failing as a political party.

Tumisang: Excuse you!

Mara it's true. Wait for their election campaigns wena you'll see

Mokgapa o mogolo o wile. Robala ka kgotso papa

HumbledbYGrace: Yes she did, I look up to her hey, women on Top.

I hope Mama Winnie is awake now

Eya hle!! And she's smart too. Phambili ngo Joyce Banda!! Can we give her SA citizenship already?? Lmao

Tumisang: What is it to you what Mandela did or didn't do for his country and people?! And since we are slaves and everyone else in the continent is economically free then the people in red have no business coming to our country seeking greener pastures!!

Ke lame leo!!

Joyce Banda's speech was beautiful!! The best, in my opinion, after Ahmed Kathrada's. She spoke from the heart. Respect to her

Olanireti: Dats d most beautiful campus in africa. Am proud 2 be a student of d OAU. Great ife!!!

Which Africa?

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]RIP tata Madiba

Siyakuthanda (mo ni fere , we love u)
Siyabonga ( ose, daalu ,imela , thank u)[/quote]Ibuhlungu le ndaba yazi. Still hard to believe, now it's up to us to live out his legacy. Hamba kahle qhawe la maqhawe

I love this woman!

There's nothing wrong with it, just don't chew like a cow.

^^^

Such a touching letter and people had to ruin it with their negative comments

HumbledbYGrace: wa no ntswalla mmaraka so mara skeem

Nkele I'm not 'spoiling market' just protecting A's interests and if he did a proper job he'd know gore o nale motho akere?

Lol OP you're doing this the wrong way that's why she won't answer you and she has a boyfriend so you're wasting your time shame!

Morning everyone

My President has spoken!

[quote author=F.K.O]ITS YORUBA[/quote]I have a friend who's Yoruba

[quote author=F.K.O]FARA BALE ABEG E NR REACH SO[/quote]

Amefrica: .. Answered!

NOT!

[quote author=F.K.O]NADIA SE WA FEMI ? MON SERE NI O!![/quote] Ike must hear this!!

Ask! I also want to know

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]u sabi Zulu[/quote]I was also surprised

Lol Nadia let's!! The change of environment will do me good

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]uyile sontweni[/quote]Yep! The service was so short. I need a holiday. Somewhere far from Gauteng

I'm lost shem

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]lol.. This ikechukwu ois in south africa but currently in 9ja..

Soil sista take him abeg ..always wanted a naija man for this babe..[/quote]Uqalile!

canalily: the ikechukwu i no de namibia. U de go visit am? Cum soil sista u wn take me? Leave ike 4 Nadia u hear?

English please

[quote author=Nadia_SA1]wow so u know the meaning of ikechukwu [/quote]Yebo!! Ngifana nawe, Naija by heart. You taught me well