Orikinla: I know many people must have forgotten my very popular and widely circulated political satire "Our President Has A PhD, But I Think He Has A Low IQ". My opinion has not changed. If the President had his PhD from Harvard or Oxford, he would have been a better and greater President and would not have ended up with such an unusual First Lady whose queer character contradicts her educational qualifications. Since, they are both graduates of the same University of Port Harcourt, that means they are products of the same questionable academic education. I have seen other graduates of the same university and several females among them are more civilized than the most uncivilized First Lady in the political history of Nigeria. I always say "show me your wife and I will know how intelligent you are". And something must be wrong with the IQ of a man who is married to an intellectually re-tarded woman. And it is actually common knowledge that majority of Nigerian men prefer dating intellectually re-tarded girls and women they can bully and intimidate. But they are afraid of dating brilliant and intelligent girls and women. They often use lies to attract such outstanding ladies. But the intellectually re-tarded ones are easy to con, deceive and lay. And that is why majority of Nigerian girlfriends and wives have been found to be unfaithful, because they are intellectually re-tarded, including those who are students and graduates of Nigerian colleges and universities. Many men will confirm this critical analysis. No wonder majority of Nigerian women are under achievers and their greatest ambition is to marry and have children. Do you know that majority of Nigerian female graduates who are mothers cannot help their children in secondary school do their homework of even simple maths and English? But they are good in teaching their kids how to twerk and dance "Shoki". Go to the birthday parties of Nigerian children and you will see how their mothers corrupt their children with psychedelic and pornographic music. No wonder mass failures are recorded every year in WAEC's GCE in Nigeria. Now , we can understand how and why the President of Nigeria can have such a First Lady. Judging by their wives, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu is more intelligent than the President if we use his wife Senator Oluremi Tinubu as an example and pitch her in contrast to Dame Patience Jonathan. And I know, the first Black man to win the Nobel Prize in Literature, Prof. Wole Soyinka will agree with Orikinla. Thank God it's Friday, so have this food for thought for the weekend.
Uniport certificate questionable? Then you need a brain surgery. The Institution is not at fault, is the individual here.
Duru1: There are fools and unfortunately they were born by a women. Would there be so-called south south if Republic of Igbo land stands to be recognized?
So you can't pass a message without using foul languages?
connectadex: Sodiqyinka Sir, I want to ask, is it possible for someone who missed camp Stream 1 to go for Stream 2. Its a friend of mine.... He missed it due to school clearance, took him lot of time to get his statement of result and ID card... How will he go about it now... Will he have to wait till November... He's ready to do anything to go with stream B. Thanks
Am in the same situation oga Sodiqyinka. I was posted to Oyo State, but Uniport misspelt my name. So before they corrected, it took couple of days and that's how I found myself here. Can I be re-posted to another state even if is Borno? I may redeploy later or possible serve my fatherland there.
waternogatenemy: I dont talk too much becos, behind the keyboard the most opposition on nairaland are Yorubas and dey come in all shapes and sizes. I believe that u can read. I suggetsed that if u are truily from the south south, that u take ur grievances to your elders. Try Asari if u like. There is still Edwin Clark, who I believe is Urhobo, try him too.
Otherwise u are just a silly yoruba man. Get out of my way becos u actually make me sick
So I should take my grievances to Asari and Edwin Clark? Those two are everything wrong with SS. Mind you, they see themselves as more of Ijaw before SS. Like I told you earlier, I don't need convincing you am from SS.
waternogatenemy: Take ur grievance to ur elders son, stop disturbing me.
You Igbos are just greedy no disrespect to descent ones. Go to NLNG Bonny, they dominate there with their other Big 2 tribe ( Yoruba and lil hausa). Your brothers have taken over the company, same situation in NNPC, DPR and other multi national coy in SS. Yet, the Niger Deltans have never threatened to secede. Can you show me where you lots spoke on our behalf? Please don't come with your votes to GEJ cos having a President doesn't equate to development the region is longsuffering for.
Having seen, the Igbos, will be marginalised in the next dispensation, the Ohanenze has suddenly come out to blackmail Buhari. Like I said, you can leave if you want to, but forfeit and reject anything Nigeria from now on.
waternogatenemy: mehn shut up and stop quoting me, stupid yoruba idiot. SS is not an entity and wen the time reach Akwa Ibom, Cross River, Rivers, Bayelsa and all the ijaw land in Delta and Ondo alongside Anioma and Igbenke are gone.
These people are the brains behind the UN referendum movement. Dey say they want out or do I need to post their videos?
So any SS that doesn't support your course is from Yoruba? I pity you and your deluded brothers who think alike ( My sympathy to reasonable Igbos for having a greedy brother like you).
Go get your Biafra and leave us alone. I don't need convincing you, am from SS you mug.
waternogatenemy: I dont exchange word with internet poverty morons. SS/SE are already at the exit door. We dont want any agbero or unproductive people with us, they are free to join the Yorubas.
I dont know Urhobo people, so i wont judge dem yet, other igbos that know them are better placed to make that judgement. Looking at the map, they have excluded the urhobo already, so if u are one of them, u need to shut up and move on.
Mind you, am not from Urhobo, am from south-south, and if we want out of this country, we don't need to join the Igbos. So, if you want to reinvent your Biafra, you can go ahead without all these self-attache with SS. Thank you.
waternogatenemy: Ogaga ur Urhoboland is not on the map on the first page, are u going to decide for Akwa Ibom, Bayelsa, Anioma, Rivers, Cross Rivers and Igbenke people. Nobody is interested in the non oil producing Urhobo land.
Why do people that have nothing to offer make so much noise? Jame Ibori is a fine example of OgagaMic, always stealing from the oil producing communities despite having non.
So your reasons of including the south-south is because of our oils? Come take am, mek we see.
Ochiske: This Ohanaeze of a group be acting up too much! With all due respect to my Igbo brothers and Sisters, (I've got lots of Igbo friends so no human should quote me and talk shiiit ).
This Igbo group and their demands are too much Always making noise everyday Did they support Buhari in becoming president? NO! Yet they feel they should bw in charge of everything
All they keep on seeking is for their 'son(s) or daughter(s) to be in power forgetting that these same persons wont bring development to them one bit!!!! A case scenerio is Abia state! They wont compel Orji to develop Abia but they'll seek recognition under a govt they NEVER supported!!!!!!!!
When their so called 'Azikiwe' brother was in charge, didnt he marginalize other tribes
What did he do for the Southwest? Nothing! For 6years, my state, Cross River didnt receive any benefit from the Jonathan led Fg! All our federal roads are nothing to write home about! Yet we didnt threaten to secede out of Nigeria!
These Igbo's should please and please again SHUT UP! Where them wan secede go? where will their international border be? Do they want to become a sovereign state inside another sovereign state?
Last I checked, the Igbo states are surrounded by The Ijaws, Ibibio's, Efiks and others! Abi them want follow force us inside them?
Bunch of Red cap money seeking old men
God bless you 100times multiplied by any figure you want.
babatawa: Really disheartening bro! BatchB Na blessin sha, no waste your money again.
lemme cc doublezero7 and mayorsweets these guyz suppose know person...
Bros, yea that's if d guy wey suppose facilitate am no ask 2much money from me. I don broke 2 continue en level. I even tried calling the help line to see if they will re post (Redeployed me to Stream II) states but all their numbers were switched off. I guess is just registration purpose.
Having said that, if you get any contact to help move am. Me no fear you. Hahahaha
Hey guys I'm one of you now, was posted to Oyo State, but I'm yet to report to camp cos my success letter was not ready by my school. Will be ready tomorrow and it looks almost certain it is very late to report, so am filling the revalidation form so I can be remobilised for Batch B come October according to the circular pasted in my school Student Affairs Unit.
dotman10: U re better start strategizing asap And put urself together. By now u need no news as to where most corper in Ibadan are being posted except u have someone in house who can Help u get NBP, IITA etc, if not na na skul tinz. Posting u to skuls in itself may not be bad as skuls in places like lanlate, ibarapa, eruwa, shaaki........etc. Lol......... By th name self, u go don understand what the situation will be like except u really wana explore. However, as a serving corp member in ibadan here who faces damn in my own time,I will lik to advice everyone here to try come to ibadan latest by monday to look for schools either public or private in a conducive environment And demand their request letter to be included in their files in camp. with such, u can such places as ur ppa. I have a school in iwo road that I can help just 2 ppl to get request letter but FEMALE ONLY....
Importantly, I should make it very clear to everyone who intend to work their ppa's to ministies that u might be very unlucky at the end even if u get it. I am telling u this because I have pple who are victims of such circumstances. I will get nothing more than the 4k state allowance and u will work from 8-4 while other corpers who work in public skul will also get the same 4k and work from 8-2. Also, public skul copers usually have sufficient time for other things and on fact can take up many professional exams with the time.......
I dont know why am telling u all this but I believe u should noy witness the kind of thingz I witnessed b4 I became stable here. If I had sufficient info about all this tinz, in fact.......