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Hi

If you're sound graphic designer and ready to work with me on a project kindly send me pm thru wathsapp that is attached in my signature.

This project price is #20,000 only.

A wife suspected her husband of having sex with their house maid, then she set a trap for the husband by sending the house maid to the village for weekend without telling the husband.

At night, the husband told his usual story "Darling i want to go and watch wrestling in the sitting room" and he left.

The wife silently went to the house maid's room lying down on the bed naked without any light, and the door was open and someone join her on the bed without wasting time and without a word, he had sex with her.

After the fifth round she said, it's enough, i have caught u, so this is how you use to have sex with her, and you will do two round with me and tell me you are tired; fifth round now you are still demanding for more habi?

The gate man shouted and replied "AM SORRY MADAM I DON'T KNOW YOU ARE THE ONE, NO BE OGA DEY SLEEP WITH THE HOUSE MAID O, NA ME"

Madam shouted "EWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!", then the husband rushed in and caught them.

If you are the man or woman, what will you do?

WORLD CUP

Nigeria 3-1 Croatia
Iceland 0-1 Nig
Nig 2-2 Argentina
Super Eagles top group with 7 point face Denmark in round of 16 Denmark 1-2 Nigeria
Quater final Nigeria 1-0 Poland win extra time
Semis France 2-3 Nigeria
Final Brazil 5-6 Nigeria penalty shootout

Then I woke up

Buhari's men used picture of WIFE and CHILDREN of notorious KIDNAPPER, EVANS to demonstrate "EDUCATION's CRY FOR HELP", at Federal Executive Council Retreat On Education at the STATE HOUSE days ago.

The picture was allegedly copied off Internet by organisers and used for PowerPoint presentation without verification by your so-called leaders.

They could pay people to stage fake solidarity protest for Buhari but, can't stage a photo shoot for something as important as Education.

And of course, #BuhariIsNotAware.

Even Buhari's men too were laughing sheepishly, unaware that they were using picture of KIDNAPPER EVANS family.

#ShameOfACountry
#FailedLeadership

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Bakerdav:
can you introduce me to the buyers?

Why not ? You can contact me thru WhatsApp number in my signature.

Bakerdav:
R u sure d lowest cost of selling kg of fish is #700?bcs as at last month I sell 6month fish kg is 600

Yes it is even in Oshogbo here its sold between 750-850 that's if your fish weigh 2k and above.

But if its below 1 kg the pricing most times are very ridiculous.

I have a great business proposal for anyone that might be interested in lending out 1,500,000 to get 2,500,000 within the next 2 year.

Here are the breakdown to the way it'll be implemented.
1,000 pieces of Juvenile Fishes @ 35 each = 35,000
Pond rentage : 80,000
Pond treatment + netting : 20,000
200 Fish feeds that guarantee maximum production @ 6,000 each = 1,200,000
24 sachets of Organic feeds @ 4,000 each = 96,000
Security + water @ 10,000 for 12 months = 120,000

TOTAL EXPENSIS FOR 6 MONTHS : 35,000 + 80,000 + 20,000 + 1,200,000 + 96,000 + 120,000 = 1,551,000

AVERAGE WEIGHT OF A FISH AT TIME OF HAVEST: 3 - 5kg
LOWEST COST OF SELLING A KG OF FISH NOW: 700

NOW TAKING THE LOWEST KG EXPECTED FOR THE PURPOSE OF CALCULATING PROFIT : 1000 Fishes X 3kg X 700 naira = 2,100,1000

Total income = 2,100,000

Profit = total income - total expenses
Profit = 2,100,000 - 1,551,000 = 549,000

So our profit will be 549,000+ after 6 months

Then I'll start paying back the loan gotten at 500,000 repayment every 6 months for 5 consecutive times.

My email is solablings@gmail.com and I can be contacted thru WhatsApp in my signature.

Very strong lawyer aggrement + any other things that can guarantee your assurance will all be taken into consideration.

God bless as you help a fellow brethren.

MY LOCATION IS OSHOGBO IN OSUN STATE

I need an expart that can help grow a telegram group meant for a new mlm project to be launched soon.

If you can do this pm me thru my signature.

Please note: not the regular adding of members to the group but willing invitation of members.

Banky w isn't a bank

Say your own
Lol
Is a fun.

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Cc: davide470

Get your borehole drilled at cheaper rate + payment after satisfaction.

Location and distance isn't a barrier.

Once we strike the deal 10% is paid for our mobilization and the geophysical survey.

Our services includes:

1. Geophysical Survey for Water
2. Borehole Drilling
3. Water treatment
4. Installation of boreholes and its accessories
5. Plumbing work &
6. Perfect tiling work.

Please note: all these services are payment after SATISFACTION.

A certain % will only be collected for the geophysical survey which is usually 10% of the total cost of doing the whole project.

Customers satisfaction is our watchword.

You can contact us thru our WhatsApp number in my signature and you'll be promptly attended to.

● Lazy youth investing millions in MMM to get quick money

● Lazy youth playing nairabet to get cheap money

● Lazy youth begging on the street

● Lazy youth engaging in cybercrime

● Lazy youth dealing in drugs

● Lazy youth wasting time and money on BBnaija

● Lazy youth setting up baby factories

● Lazy youth attacking oil installations to blackmail government

● Lazy youth carrying placards in support of corrupt politicians

● Lazy youth stuffing and snatching ballot boxes

● Lazy youth doing rituals to get money

● Lazy youth doing Jalabi to extort people

● Lazy youth misinterpreting a simple English expression

Lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy youth a dozen times !!!!!!!
If u are not involve in any of above mentioned den d president was not referring to u but if otherwise just change ur ways start legitimate hustle and surely a payback time will come one day

Blackfire:
The president was right .....



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