Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh With Solito by Solomondan(op): 8:54pm On May 26, 2018 |
When your village people are
ready for you …they will make
you put on Glo T-shirt when
you are going for MTN
interview
#SoftWork Please we need your comments |
Jokes Etc › Laugh With Solito by Solomondan(op): 8:52pm On May 26, 2018 |
1) Some girls are funny… They
leave hair
in
their arm- pits & shave their
eyebrows.
# Biko What kind of farming system is
that?
Hmmm… 2.) I vomit 2 times
today
in the presence
of my mom and she has been looking
at me
somehow, should I remind her
that am
not
pregnant, that I’m a man??… # Ewo !!! Nawaooo!!!!!!!!!
3.) The only warning Africans
take
seriously is
*Low battery*
# TrueOrFalse ?? 4.) Just wondering what
Methuselah was doing on earth
for 969 yrs without an Android
phone
and power bank…
That man strong. # I_Swear 5.) A Slay Queen At My Back
During
Lectures Today Shouted “We
Can’t See Your Voice
Sir,
Please Be Loudable” I’m Still Waiting For My Turn To
Faint
Cause We
Are Fainting According To Our
reg. Number.
6.) I Have Been Fainting Since Yesterday
When
This Girl Told Me She Fell From
A
Bike And
Broke Her Virginity. # Kuku_Kill_Me .
7.) : No one is more respectful
than the person
who
wants to borrow money …… He/
She can even greet your dog …….. “Hello
bingo,
how
was your night  ……” 8.) That
Moment When
Your Father Calls You “Stupid Boy” And You Mistakenly
Reply
“you
Nkor” My Brother Jejely Pack To
The Next
Orphanage Near You…. 9.) Your Pastor Has 6 Bodyguards And
You
Only
Have His Sticker On Your Car To
Protect
You, Is Your Brain Paining You?
Lemme Come Nd Be Going? 10.)
When you get married to a
jealous
husband…
Husband: hello honey, were are u?
Wife: I’m in the church Husband:
give the
phone
to Jesus… 11.) Akpors Wife
asked: What are u
doing?
Akpors replied: am Killing
mosquitoes?
Wife: How many did u kill?
Akpors: Total 5. Two females, 3 males.
Wife: How do u know their
genders? Akpors: 2
were near mirror and 3 near
beer
bottle Lemme come and be going
12.) Some guys will intentionally
not put
chairs in their rooms so that
when a lady comes
to visit, she will have no other
option than to
sit on
the bed. These are Minister of
Strategic
planning and Bedmatic Affairs. Innocent Chasm Observes. #
AbiNoBeSo??
13.) Why do banks connect ropes
to their
pens?
We trust them with our money yet they
can’t
trust us with common pen Say
no to banks and
bring ur money Lemmi
keep for y’all. My pen is take away
14.) Who noticed??
Lagos babes no dey post pics
again The
flood don carry their makeup kit
15.) It’s only Nigerian Police that will tell
you:
“Oga Your plate Number is
LAGOS
what
are you doing in SOKOTO you are Under
Arrest”. # Lmao
**
16.) All those Guyz making
foolish
promises How will u be promising one lady
two
houses, one helicopter and three
cars while u’re
owing
mama Akara 500 hundred naira??
Bros, knee down knee down
leeme pray
for U
oya receive sense from above |
Literature › I Need A Blog by Solomondan(op): 7:31am On May 24, 2018 |
I NEED SOMEONE TO HELP ME OPEN A BLOG AND HOW MUCH DOES IT COST |
Jokes Etc › Re: #solito Home Of Jokes by Solomondan(op): 7:20pm On Apr 04, 2018 |
I Never Believed That Naija Was
That Hard
Until I Saw My Neighbour
Eating Bread
With Anointing Oil |
Jokes Etc › Re: #solito Home Of Jokes by Solomondan(op): 7:16pm On Apr 04, 2018 |
Since I borrowed N1000 frm
MTN, I have been receiving
dis message below
"Dear customer, recharge
N1000 & win a house in
London"
And me right now, me am
not interested in the house.
Or Wat do u guyz think?? |
Jokes Etc › #solito Home Of Jokes by Solomondan(op): 7:15pm On Apr 04, 2018 |
(1)When your village people are
ready for you ...they will make
you put on Glo T-shirt when
you are going for MTN
interview
#SoftWork |
Literature › Re: Showers Of Mercy - True Life Story by Solomondan(m): 2:32pm On Mar 27, 2018 |
 bibi we still day wait |
Literature › Re: Showers Of Mercy - True Life Story by Solomondan(m): 7:29pm On Feb 16, 2018 |
bibi u try just try drop another one today |
Literature › Re: DARK MYSTERIES: SEASON 2 by Solomondan(m): 10:21pm On Feb 07, 2018 |
we still day wait everton4life |
Literature › Re: Showers Of Mercy - True Life Story by Solomondan(m): 5:07pm On Feb 01, 2018 |
continue na i fit die because of this story |
Literature › Re: A Broken Destiny: The Sword Of Vengeance by Solomondan(m): 7:24am On Jan 13, 2018 |
[color=#990000][/color] Baba solo my name sake u good |
Literature › Re: A Broken Destiny: The Sword Of Vengeance by Solomondan(m): 7:21am On Jan 13, 2018 |
baba solo my name sake u try |
Crime › Re: How Do I Apply For NDA 2018 by Solomondan(op): 7:17pm On Jan 11, 2018 |
heendrix: listen carefully how[color=#000000][quote author=heendrix post=64107922] |
Crime › How Do I Apply For NDA 2018 by Solomondan(op): 6:49pm On Jan 11, 2018 |
how do i apply for NDA 2018 |
Literature › Spy Or Agent Stories by Solomondan(op): 10:29am On Jan 11, 2018 |
were can i read any spy or agent story were can i read any spy or agent story were can i read any spy or agent story |
Literature › Re: Solito The Cultist by Solomondan(op): 10:54pm On Jan 10, 2018 |
episode 2 solomon was the only child of his parent his father is dead which leave him with his helpless mother.solomon in his village was bully by all most all the boys in his village the day he mistakenly fight back and beat one of the boys that was what bring about episode 1 that some boys came to look 4 him because he beat one of them but now he is about to go to the city were his life will change from better to worst |
Literature › Re: Solito The Cultist by Solomondan(op): 10:53pm On Jan 10, 2018 |
Solomondan: solito the cultist episode 1 solomon come back here do u want to kill me with dis ur lifestyle, some group of boys came here to look for you with dangerous weapon saying the deal with you whenever the see you,that u should run from this house solomon:mum don't mind them they are looking for trouble they can't not buy mum:solomon i want u to go and live with my sister in abuja solomon:mum i not going anywhere mum:u must go,u are giving me to much trouble in this village. The next when solomon aka solito was going to buy something he beaten by the boys and he plans for revenge
That is were the adventure of solito starts Solomondan: solito the cultist episode 1 solomon come back here do u want to kill me with dis ur lifestyle, some group of boys came here to look for you with dangerous weapon saying the deal with you whenever the see you,that u should run from this house solomon:mum don't mind them they are looking for trouble they can't not buy mum:solomon i want u to go and live with my sister in abuja solomon:mum i not going anywhere mum:u must go,u are giving me to much trouble in this village. The next when solomon aka solito was going to buy something he beaten by the boys and he plans for revenge
That is were the adventure of solito starts Solomondan: solito the cultist episode 1 solomon come back here do u want to kill me with dis ur lifestyle, some group of boys came here to look for you with dangerous weapon saying the deal with you whenever the see you,that u should run from this house solomon:mum don't mind them they are looking for trouble they can't not buy mum:solomon i want u to go and live with my sister in abuja solomon:mum i not going anywhere mum:u must go,u are giving me to much trouble in this village. The next when solomon aka solito was going to buy something he beaten by the boys and he plans for revenge
That is were the adventure of solito starts |
Literature › Re: Caleb (Non-human Fiction) By Safarigirl by Solomondan(m): 10:48pm On Jan 10, 2018 |
genius43: And you had to quote an update twice to say nothing no vex na 1 Like |
Literature › Solito The Cultist by Solomondan(op): 10:43pm On Jan 10, 2018*. Modified: 11:15pm On Jan 10, 2018 |
solito the cultist episode 1 solomon come back here do u want to kill me with dis ur lifestyle, some group of boys came here to look for you with dangerous weapon saying the deal with you whenever the see you,that u should run from this house solomon:mum don't mind them they are looking for trouble they can't not buy mum:solomon i want u to go and live with my sister in abuja solomon:mum i am not going anywhere mum:u must go,u are giving me too much trouble in this village. when solomon aka solito was going to buy something he was beaten by the boys and he plans for revenge
That is were the adventure of solito starts |
Literature › Re: Life Of A Shy Guy by Solomondan(m): 6:52pm On Jan 10, 2018*. Modified: 8:49pm On Jan 10, 2018 |
[img][/img] [/color]yellow237: all this na just for lobatan..? oya bring ur head for ur end of the year knock. abi[color=#000099][color=#990000]yellow237: all this na just for lobatan..? oya bring ur head for ur end of the year knock. abi[/color][color=#990000][/color] yellow237: all this na just for lobatan..? oya bring ur head for ur end of the year knock. abi |
Literature › Re: Caleb (Non-human Fiction) By Safarigirl by Solomondan(m): 2:20pm On Jan 07, 2018 |
[color=#990000][/color] safarigirl: Scheming gone wrong
Alpha Nolan
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/62/d3/2c/62d32c7f8587aaac92fe0408bbfbcacc.jpg
****
Gayle walked with her head up high as she was escorted to the throne room of Alpha Nolan, she was determined to get back her own pound of flesh, she would not be discarded of so easily like a common plaything.
That useless bitch Caleb had brought tot ake her place had some fight in her she would give her that, for a wolf that was yet to learn of her powers or how to properly harness them, she was impressive, but Gayle wasn’t going down without a fight and if she couldn’t come at them alone, she would certainly find herself an ally….and who better than Nolan?
Alpha Nolan had never seen eye-to-eye with Caleb, both men loathed each other. They shared far different beliefs as far as the welfare of pack members as well as the entire Were race were concerned. For one thing, while Caleb thought that rogue weres could somehow be rehabilitated whenever they strayed, Nolan wasn’t so lenient and preferred to put them down like rabid dogs. If that bitch residing in the Duncan Pack had strayed into Nolan’s territory, she would have been a dead bitch by now.
It was no news that Nolan was always ready to welcome anyone who had some diabolical plan against Caleb, especially if said person was a part of his pack, it explained why Gayle had been able to get an audience with him as soon as he presented herself to the guads.
She was ushered into the throne room where Nolan was already seated and waiting
“Alpha.” The guard that had escorted her bowed, “Here is the female” he said
Alpha Nolan was an imposing man, standing at a staggering 6ft.5”, his build was sturdy and muscular, very much similar to Roy, he had a wild mane of red hair atop his head, a testament to his mother’s Irish ancestry, he was considered a handsome man by many, not in the conventional dreamy way like Caleb or Rinaldi, but he had a roughness to him that was alluring.
“Thank you Silas.” He responded, his eyes trained on Gayle.
The guard bowed once again and move aside to allow his Alpha address Gayle.
Gayle bowed to Nolan, she would rather not bow to anyone, but she realised that this was a necessary action and her mission far exceeded her sense of pride, “Good day great Alpha, I am Gayle Norris of the Duncan Pack.” She began
“I did not give you permission to address me, you speak too soon.” He shot at her coldly.
Those words caused a jolt of shock to move through Gayle, the nerve of this man! She frowned, but held her vile tongue. No wonder Caleb didn’t like him, he was an arrogant piece of shit, “I apologise for my forward behaviour great Alpha.” She spoke with a sweetness that belied her true state of bitterness, even as her tongue felt like led.
“What brings you here?”
“I have brought some useful information concerning the Duncan pack, Alpha. Although it is known to a few, Alpha Caleb has found a woman he claims is his mate as we speak and she has been hurt, he seeks to find those responsible for this and has marked you as a possible suspect.”
If Nolan was even a little impressed by her words, his blank expression failed to show, “Miss Norris, you came all the way from the Duncan Pack in Connecticut, to Kentucky, to tell me this?” he asked
She was taken unawares by the question, but she was no less willing to answer, “Yes, Alpha.”
“And what might be your motivation for such uncommon thoughtfulness, if I may ask?”
She stared at him, finding that she hadn’t quite thought this through on her way here and he was asking al the questions she hadn’t assumed he would be concerned with, “I….I…I just wanted to let you know, so that Caleb wouldn’t take you unawares.”
He sat up, “Your Alpha is not intelligent enough to take me unawares, I am always steps ahead of him, so many steps that I can smell a cunning, diabolical, self-serving bitch when I encounter one, something he obviously couldn’t do considering you are now standing in my presence and ratting him out like the scoundrel you are.”
Gayle could only stand stiff and mortified as Nolan spat out such derisive words at her, she had apparently miscalculated.
A loud, boisterous laugh rang out in the throne room from Nolan, “You must think me a fool like your Alpha, you think I cannot tell when I am being used to settle scores? What is your story? He used you to wet his dick and has now found his true mate and you feel slighted? Is that why you’re here? You think I can be cajoled into attacking the Duncan pack based on the whims of a scorned woman?”
“No…I….”
“You are mistaken, that is what you are.” He bellowed, “ And if you continue on this path, I can assure you, you will be dead in a short time. I would suggest you cut your losses and make nice with your Alpha and his new mate while you still have your head on your neck.” He stood to his feet, “Leave my compound immediately, and never return and maybe I will forget this visit ever happened.”
Gayle watched in shock and embarrassment as Nolan walked out of the throne room, leaving her with a guard that was eager to escort her out of the compound.
She frowned, she should have known Nolan was just another wimp who feared Caleb, he acted like he was in control, but this had just proved that he was under Caleb’s thumb just like the others were and she would have to find a real enemy of his.
She turned around swiftly and charged out of the throne room. If this path had led to a brick wall, surely there was some other part she could explore, maybe it was time to try out the rogue weres that were allegedly responsible for the turning of Caleb’s mate…they would surely be eager to finish off what they had started queenitee: Did Safarigirl just updated. God bless you real good, you just made my day safarigirl: Scheming gone wrong
Alpha Nolan
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/62/d3/2c/62d32c7f8587aaac92fe0408bbfbcacc.jpg
****
Gayle walked with her head up high as she was escorted to the throne room of Alpha Nolan, she was determined to get back her own pound of flesh, she would not be discarded of so easily like a common plaything.
That useless bitch Caleb had brought tot ake her place had some fight in her she would give her that, for a wolf that was yet to learn of her powers or how to properly harness them, she was impressive, but Gayle wasn’t going down without a fight and if she couldn’t come at them alone, she would certainly find herself an ally….and who better than Nolan?
Alpha Nolan had never seen eye-to-eye with Caleb, both men loathed each other. They shared far different beliefs as far as the welfare of pack members as well as the entire Were race were concerned. For one thing, while Caleb thought that rogue weres could somehow be rehabilitated whenever they strayed, Nolan wasn’t so lenient and preferred to put them down like rabid dogs. If that bitch residing in the Duncan Pack had strayed into Nolan’s territory, she would have been a dead bitch by now.
It was no news that Nolan was always ready to welcome anyone who had some diabolical plan against Caleb, especially if said person was a part of his pack, it explained why Gayle had been able to get an audience with him as soon as he presented herself to the guads.
She was ushered into the throne room where Nolan was already seated and waiting
“Alpha.” The guard that had escorted her bowed, “Here is the female” he said
Alpha Nolan was an imposing man, standing at a staggering 6ft.5”, his build was sturdy and muscular, very much similar to Roy, he had a wild mane of red hair atop his head, a testament to his mother’s Irish ancestry, he was considered a handsome man by many, not in the conventional dreamy way like Caleb or Rinaldi, but he had a roughness to him that was alluring.
“Thank you Silas.” He responded, his eyes trained on Gayle.
The guard bowed once again and move aside to allow his Alpha address Gayle.
Gayle bowed to Nolan, she would rather not bow to anyone, but she realised that this was a necessary action and her mission far exceeded her sense of pride, “Good day great Alpha, I am Gayle Norris of the Duncan Pack.” She began
“I did not give you permission to address me, you speak too soon.” He shot at her coldly.
Those words caused a jolt of shock to move through Gayle, the nerve of this man! She frowned, but held her vile tongue. No wonder Caleb didn’t like him, he was an arrogant piece of shit, “I apologise for my forward behaviour great Alpha.” She spoke with a sweetness that belied her true state of bitterness, even as her tongue felt like led.
“What brings you here?”
“I have brought some useful information concerning the Duncan pack, Alpha. Although it is known to a few, Alpha Caleb has found a woman he claims is his mate as we speak and she has been hurt, he seeks to find those responsible for this and has marked you as a possible suspect.”
If Nolan was even a little impressed by her words, his blank expression failed to show, “Miss Norris, you came all the way from the Duncan Pack in Connecticut, to Kentucky, to tell me this?” he asked
She was taken unawares by the question, but she was no less willing to answer, “Yes, Alpha.”
“And what might be your motivation for such uncommon thoughtfulness, if I may ask?”
She stared at him, finding that she hadn’t quite thought this through on her way here and he was asking al the questions she hadn’t assumed he would be concerned with, “I….I…I just wanted to let you know, so that Caleb wouldn’t take you unawares.”
He sat up, “Your Alpha is not intelligent enough to take me unawares, I am always steps ahead of him, so many steps that I can smell a cunning, diabolical, self-serving bitch when I encounter one, something he obviously couldn’t do considering you are now standing in my presence and ratting him out like the scoundrel you are.”
Gayle could only stand stiff and mortified as Nolan spat out such derisive words at her, she had apparently miscalculated.
A loud, boisterous laugh rang out in the throne room from Nolan, “You must think me a fool like your Alpha, you think I cannot tell when I am being used to settle scores? What is your story? He used you to wet his dick and has now found his true mate and you feel slighted? Is that why you’re here? You think I can be cajoled into attacking the Duncan pack based on the whims of a scorned woman?”
“No…I….”
“You are mistaken, that is what you are.” He bellowed, “ And if you continue on this path, I can assure you, you will be dead in a short time. I would suggest you cut your losses and make nice with your Alpha and his new mate while you still have your head on your neck.” He stood to his feet, “Leave my compound immediately, and never return and maybe I will forget this visit ever happened.”
Gayle watched in shock and embarrassment as Nolan walked out of the throne room, leaving her with a guard that was eager to escort her out of the compound.
She frowned, she should have known Nolan was just another wimp who feared Caleb, he acted like he was in control, but this had just proved that he was under Caleb’s thumb just like the others were and she would have to find a real enemy of his.
She turned around swiftly and charged out of the throne room. If this path had led to a brick wall, surely there was some other part she could explore, maybe it was time to try out the rogue weres that were allegedly responsible for the turning of Caleb’s mate…they would surely be eager to finish off what they had started |
Literature › Dairy Of Solito by Solomondan(op): 2:12pm On Oct 29, 2017 |
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i will start posting next week |
Literature › Re: AZEME : A Campus Crime Story by Solomondan(m): 8:08am On Sep 27, 2017 |
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Literature › Re: AZEME : A Campus Crime Story by Solomondan(m): 7:18am On Sep 27, 2017 |
Ok na |