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The Institute of Fraud Examiners affiliated to Babcock University is a professional Anti-Fraud institute established with the responsibility of developing a class of well equipped Anti-fraud professionals who will inspire public confidence in integrity,transparency,objectivity,accountability and professionalism...
Stalwart Law Consult is a consortium of legal practitioners with a solution keen sen
se of initiative and also a key player in the world intellectual property organization and conflict management professionals...
Applications for admissions into the institute is now open to suitably qualified candidates from the following fields of study(professionals); Lawyers, Accountants, Chattered Administrators, Practicing Auditors, GL 12 & above staff of (a)Nig Police Force (b) State Security Service (c) CPC (d) EFCC,...etc visit our laison office @ Stalwart Law Consult, Suite 38 BEFS plaza utako Abuja for more details please call 08069793367, 07036369875

hi room,i applied for smedan careers,that was over 7 months now,however,last month,i got a message from them,that i have been shortlisted, and i shud check my email from time to time for a date for the test, anybody got any news or message recently?

kenkaz:
Make your request or call 07037227823. It is almost free

una no go kill person o, this section is for job seekers,but na job men full d place, wait till dstv catch u, if u re so sure of ursef,why dont u post the details,or u work with dstv,and u stole their software?lie lie boy, go get a job,

i cant agree more, nice one there mr moderator.

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why on earth wud u think u cud job nairalanders?if u think its real,y dont u post the site?re u wit d min of police affairs or police service commission or better still, an officer with the police force?guy do well and post it if u re sure of ur self.

the statutory fees is N4000 only and the legal fees N4000 only.thus u can now own ur own biz name for just N8000 only.

then imagine ur signature, u insult, LAWYER?so stupid and careless talk, guess u aint a lawyer afterall, white black boy.when was ur year of call?

just saw ur pic, the guy with a shiney brain?well guess res ipsa loquitor, u re mentally disturbed dear poster megastu

sagamite, i belive u usually take a bath before u enter ur day, firstly,try and discover the crux of the arguement,then u make ur own contribution before u can have that glorious priviledge of replyin, let alone insulting a human for all its worth, i guess only altruistic persons make such stumbling into comments like u just did.well,i see that iron sharpens iron, but in ur case,u feel pity for ur kind,and embelish ur half bred tots online.wat is the fact in some fool making a sweeping generalization?only fools fall in love with the artwork of fools.i guess i have grudges with u seniors,and the only way i cud express my tots is to bite bitter back at u guys.im petrified,mortified and stupified by ur (megastu,segamite and ojesus) dumbness and lack of proper decorum by virtue of the fact that u only imply to state facts and u dont have appropriate statistics.guess what,i have a deal for u guys, i guess if u re lawyers,u can call me, 08055418024, a client from france wants a ppty he cud acquire within maitama or asokoro.esp maitama.i put 2 agencies on it,and no result.cash is ready upon acertaining the price of the specification.3000m2 to 4000m2 urgent pls.no prank calls.lets c if u cud make up for ur sins.

i almost forgot,my dad is a director with the federal min of police affairs, see,im comfortable enuf even without the lawyer thing u re carrying and blurting over.wake up to the cry of ur ignorant mind dear lay man.this shud be the cresendo of the long dispute btw ur body,soul and spirit, u re no lawyer,u know no law,are a retard and ought to be jailed for contempt on nairaland soil.i rest my case.and i adopt all averments made in this thread.ouch, did that hurt again?

try and make sense old man, my up bringing?well let me give u an insight into my background so u cud infer my upbringing.im d last child from a family of 8 ie. father mother and children.our first is a lady,married to a telecoms guru,TELEDENSITY NIG LTD,works with a govt parastatal as a level 14 officer with 3 lovely children,the 2nd a guy,works with the govt also as a level 9 officer.the 3rd born is a guy,a major with the nigerian army,the fourth a lady with a private firm,the 5th a guy,also with a private firm then me,a lawyer.also my dad is a lawyer,my mum a seasoned teacher and a master degree holder like you---no like her.note here that from my dad down to me,we are all graduates,with 4 master degree holders including my humble self.so what up bringing are u talking about?pls throw more light on ur own family background.WITNESS IS REMINDED THAT HE IS UNDER OATH.

my number is 08069793367 barr. solomon

do u have 300-400 m2 in maitama?pls reply now

the higher the supply,the lesser the demand i guess, and i belive thats wats wrong wit the picture here in nigeria.too many lawyers are churned out yearly from all campuses in nigerian university and law school at approximately 4000 yearly.why wont some ignorant persons not take advantage of them by paying them litle for apprentiship.like the fool that posted this,

ojesus:
u guys aren't serious. wot do u expect? u expect your employers to make u rich.

I BEG GOD TAKE YOU, never knew u were a low minded retarded senior(thats if u re actually a lawyer) u have confirmed my fear,, u dont av a laptop.it took u all weekend plus public holiday to muster a reply and what did u say?

ojesus:
@solomonjay_pervert am sorry I dnt knw it wud hit u so hard. u aint wretched bt poverty-stricken. I think is approprate

well,that was the most stupid talk that had ever come out of a retard.apparently,u dont even speak like a lawyer, u speak quite crude and foolishly, i say to u RAKA (meaning, u fool)go and get some more education maybe then the tenses u so much tried to make wud improve.U SIMPLY MADE ONE SENTENCE AND AS SIMPLE AS IT WERE,U STILL IN YOUR BLUNDERING SPREE, CHECK YOUR SENTENCES, OLODO CHARGE AND BAIL SENIOR, WHAT PART OF THE WORLD RE U FROM?REPLY ON POINTS OF LAW,

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register a bizness name so u can add ur BN number along with the name.it makes trust a tin to plan with.a friend who owns SPARKO CLEAN registered with me.also u have to be a good marketer, or hire someone to do feasibility studies,that is if u cant do it urself.get a gud location esp in an estate where young working class people reside.if ure in abuja,all me and be inspired at what i au show u, 69793367

u know that choosing to ignore me as a lawyer, ultimately means u accept all i have traversed.i do becon on you dear sir, to join issues with me on ur degree of reasonability and shud there be any gentlemanliness in u,come and save ur name as SENIOR COUNSEL. c i posted this at my spare tym, guess ure out there drinking now and making mouth bout the fact that ure a pocket lawyer.or ure browsing for the type of english u wud use to reply, no u aint browsing.u cant buy airtime for ur laptop or desktop this weekend.its an office system u use, owww, tooooooooo poooooooorrrrrrrrrrrr man/!

hi neuro,im a lawyer based in abuja,ur case is not novel to the banks and they have lawyers that get paid to do the dirty job of frustrating a case.fighting a corporation requires u have the proper instruments of office esp money.with gud money,persistence on ur path,u can actually make them pay for the negligence.however,where the matter goes to trial and it is thru evidience adduced shown that the negligence was from u,the court wud award cost for time wasting and attempt to mislead.for further details, call 08069793367

and u all ursef senior, permit me to note,ur litany and short temper is only found amongst welders,taxi drivers and lay abouts.u simply cant find any blemish in us, u cant even stay online for long.i noticed u browse once in a week, too poor for someone who earns as much as u say u do. wats ur name, ojesus, as in oh! jesus,

my life has meaning(s) and i guess obiflex and other nairaland users too.wat u lack is peace, decorum and manners.calling a gentle man wretched is an act worthy to get u derobed rather stripped nude.i love this, maybe u shud be put to test, THE REASONABLE MANS TEST.

he does not make sense,he wont know any law, if there is a lil law left in him,its the one he uses to manipulate figures and run his firm down.lawyers are not proud pple.megastu is ment to be remanded in kuje for contempt of the legal proffession.guess u are a youngling,a fraud or something.seniors ive met re not arrogant save for those that drink alot, guess megastu was not a master of his mind at all times when he started his unrelented arrogance in this thread.however,megastu,oblige us ur real name so we can accertain the veracity of your truth.affirmanti non leganti incunbis probatio i guess.

now if it pleases you @obiflex may i take this brief?well,considering the nature of this forum and the time within which replies get to the screen,it wud be pointless waiting for such order or orders to be certified before i step in as a party willing to be joined in this arguement.@ojesus, quite a pity u found ur infertile litany in a swarm of lawyers.anyways,know ye that a roach cannot nd wud never be innocent in the gathering of fowls especially hybrid ones like eagles.if it were ur secretary that typed that rubbish,u wud blame her, now u av committed the same offence, room wat do u think?crucify him or hang him?think that is waste of government funds and tax payers money.he is hereby sentenced to 6months imprisonment with hard labour like making soap,carpentry work and or anything that wud add value to nigerian economy.now is the turn of the defendant/respondent, in case u dont know what to do next,enter a memorandum of appearance, uve been served by the law,

you can reach me on solomonslim01@yahoo.co.uk or visit www.com an online forum like nairaland and i would provide u with as much details as you would like to know.also see price list.

tara, is this tara aluko?

as ignorant as ur name sounds ZE what is that?a code for some completely knocked down engine?or zebra?dont u get it?some are made and others are born, some like those that earn a psaltry sum, were made for the lower chain of earnings, some have food but cannot eat, some can eat but have no food, we that have food should thank God and then eat.imagine ur analogy,

ZE:
What annoys me most is the kind of 'HYPE'and ''FORMING beigh displayed by the law students who refer themselves as 'LEARNED GENTLEMEN AND LADIES'when we were in the university, expecially the ladies, 'who are you to chyke a female law student if you are not from the law faculty?

Most of us at the Engineering faculty disliked them with a passion because of the arrogance, rudness and their dont touch me áttitude. I never new that profession is nothing to write home about until after graduation.'

'Lawyers in the house please do not prosecute me, i take God beg una!!!!

My advice, immediately after graduation, begin to think outside the box as quickly as possible.
, just imagine, cos of females, it shows lack of good moral upbringing within and around u. meanwhile i still move the motion that this topic be scrapped before some arrogant engineer or welder like ZE creates an assassin in me.

sorry if i sounded venomous,however,there was pride in megastu which i needed to de-wing.we dont brag about what we earn and at an average,lawyers earn noble fees.the only lawyer who earns lil like those who earn 10k to 30k are choiceless lawyers.they dont want to improve,move ahead,stay in private practice and wither the storm.my first hit was a corporate brief,and presently i and my two lawyers who are paid better than lawyers in ganis' (may his gentle soul rest in perfect peace)firm.so mr megastu,if u feel u earn enuf, hook some new wigs up, i have friends i cud refer to u with gud results, earning as low as has been the subject of debacle.best wishes, TAKE NOTICE THAT THIS HONOURABLE COURT OF NAIRALAND SHALL BE MOVED TO HEAR A NOTICE OF PRELIMINARY INJUNCTION TO STRIKE OUT THE TOPIC "AVERAGE SALARY OF LAWYERS IN NIGERIA IN THE FORENOON OR SO SOON THEREAFTER ON THE , DAY OF, 2010.

also note that as corpers u get paid allowance and not salary and by 2004,corpers were not paid that much.this goes to test the veracity of ur statement.conscience is an open wound only truth can heal.

megastu, i dare u to name ur firm,ur name and what ever credentials u lay claim on as relates to ur qualifications.how ca u be approbating and reprobating at the same time?u work with a firm that pays u 300 per month,and u want to employ a junior,where?if truely u think he ought not to earn 50k per month, then u ought to be crucified along with gani on judgement day.the juniors are actually d ones that do most brain work.no direction,no resources and only a meagre sum u pay and u expect them to tp,shelter and feed on that psaltry sum and even get married on it.well,note that u re still in bondage.if u graduated 2004 and u earn 300k per mth in another firm which is obviously not urs,i graduated 2007, have my own firm, employed 2 lawyers and a secretery, pay annual rent for office space at asokoro for 350k ie. 50k above wat u earn in another lawyers chamber,make an estimated 600k monthly.u re probably a yahoo boy who was so bored and decided to engage in using vexasious effizy online.were u a lawyer like u claimed,u wont be so arrogant to display ur ignorance.u claim u av an LLM.wats ur discipline?im sure u aint a lawyer.so my good friend, stop impersonating ok.

talk like u dont know, in abuja,its terrible.i was attached to one, he paid nothing.even though i within one omth of working there, helped secure three jobs that paid out N150k - N300k, he gave me 10% of the first N150.i never intended to start practice upon penury,so i ditched the firm,its all in the books.i go to other seniors as friends and associates now,and im really learning on my own.if the job wud pay,there is a readily available senior who wud put u tru for a fee.so what the heck, i can negotiate,go to court,read,research and do virtually all what is in the precedent books and as laid down by the gurus in the legal profession.so i got myself a law firm,a secretary and two juniors and im 3 years into practice.lol