₦airaland Forum

He is an obituary announcement.
The family of Mr Rice, regrets to announce. The sudden death of their mother, daughter, grandmother.
Mrs Stew who died after a brief illness on the Christmas day.
She is survived by Mr Salt-husband; Dr Pepper- son; Barr Oil-Daughter; Onions, maggi, curry- grandchildren.
Her burial arrangement will take place on the dinning table.
Well-wishers are spoon, fork and knife.
Those cordially invited for condolences are Mr Mouth as the chairman; Mr Stomach as the secretary while Mrs Anus as the treasurer.
She will be buried at the toilet.
Mama, may your gentle soul rest in perfect pieces: Amen.
Mr Salt- For the family

When will this ethnicity and religious fanatics stop in Nigeria? Any single post attracts abuses here and there. Full of criticism. As long as we are still in Nigeria and under the Federalism, Federal Government reserves the right to extend the public holiday but shouldn't make it too repulsive.

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You can't criticize and you can't support! Step aside den so that rational pple will have dia say.

Almost all the presidential party bearers are wolves in sheep's clothing without an exception. Pls let's give GEJ another benefit of doubt with what he has achieved so far. Nigeria is a multilingual state which makes her very hard to rule. Only aspect we need to remind him is his passivity over corruption. But he has so far tried as Nigeria president.

chuqudy: Funny. A typical Aba interpreter.

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Nobi small tin o!

chuqudy: Funny. A typical Aba interpreter.

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Nobi small tin o!

Pastor ThankGod Igiriogba was the proprietor of De Apex Creative Minds Academy. He had one old aged student called Nwobodo. Nwobodo was highly respected by his SS2 fellow students not only for his age but also for his son in JSS3. One day, the school along with the owner went to a student's burial and the pastor was to deliver sermon in english while a student should volunteer to interpret in Igbo. Nwobodo came out n grabbed mic. The sermon started this way.

PASTOR: death is real.
NWOBODO: onwu di adi ( well interpreted-death is real)
PASTOR: death is true
NWOBODO: onwu bu eziokwu(well interpreted- death is true)
PASTOR: death is saprophedia.
NWOBODO: onwu di n'obodo ana akpo saprophedia(out of content-death is in a town called saprophedia)
PASTORlooked at him with fury and said again) I said death is saprophedia.
NWOBODO: osiri na onwu di n'obodo ana akpo saprophedia.( Out of content- he said that death is a town called saprophedia)
PASTOR: (in a red eyes facing Nwobodo) Nwobodo I said death is saprophedia
NWOBODO: Pastor kwuru the same thing ooooo( pastor said the same thing ooo)
Everybody burst into laughter.

The University of Osun, Ikire Campus, was this morning shutdown as accident claimed the lives of students. The Department of History is among the four departments moved to Ikire as an extension. Marking their departmental week, excursion was scheduled to enlightened the week which was successfully occasioned. The excursion which was supposed to be graced with melodious chants turned out to become bloody as their bus swayed off 30feet cliff and landed on rock. As at the time of this report, 3students were dead while about 10 left seriously injured. The reactions of the students led to the destructions of the school properties because the school management refused releasing school bus for students' activities. In order to avoid more casualties as gun shots and tear gas were being released to alleviate it, the school was shut as students were asked to go home.

Wot do u expect wen untrained dog is put in charge of meat or fish? D verdict will be on d judgment day!

EBOLA: E-Everybody, B-Becareful, O- Over, L- Less caring, A- America!

And that's why all African leaders should stand against New World Information Order because of information distortion.

Is marriage 'out of sympathy' advisable to guys and girls?

"They have won our brothers. Our clan can no longer act like one. They have put knife on the things that held us together. And we have fallen apart". Long live Chinua Achebe. FIFA has actualized its target. To demoralized our Falconets, our Golden Eaglets. Yeats says "Turning and turning in a whirling wind. The Falcons cannot hear the Falconers. Things fall apart, the centre cannot hold......". Since FG sponsorship has been withdrawn, NFF should apply for Monthly salary and sponsorship from FIFA. I can't have control over what I fund? Mtchew.

I wonder wot concerns FIFA with Nigeria's affairs. Is it coz we hardly support Blatter's admin or wot? Doz it mean dat we cnt tackle our issues internally? Abeg allow d young lasses to go n show dia talents globally. From FIFA to FEVER!!!

[color=#770077][/color] I prefer Mikel moving to a club where he will easily make first XI.

Mikel has finally agreed to be used as an exchange for Chibok girls.