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Jokes Etc / Re: Please I Need You Advice On What To Do To This Rat by sonikstargirl(f): 6:26pm On Jul 19, 2015
u should properly use knife to cut ur stomach and bring d rat out and wen u are done just use solo tape or super glue to gum d stomach back... shikina



u can tank me Latagrin grin

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Romance / Re: See What a Little Child is Doing ( Photo) by sonikstargirl(f): 9:26pm On Jul 18, 2015
like father like son
Romance / Re: A Ladies Confession by sonikstargirl(f): 9:17pm On Jul 18, 2015
LMAO...buhahahagrin

*falls from apple tree and continue laffin*

grin grin grin
Fashion / Re: Fashion Or Madness? Man Rocks The Most Expensive Shoes In The World Worth $2.2m( by sonikstargirl(f): 8:03pm On Jul 18, 2015
hmmm.... too much money
Romance / Re: 11 Name That You Can Call Your Partner by sonikstargirl(f): 3:08pm On Jul 18, 2015
Titus grin
Romance / Re: 11 Name That You Can Call Your Partner by sonikstargirl(f): 3:08pm On Jul 18, 2015
teletobee
Romance / Re: This Question Will Make You Wonder If Your Brain Is Functional.... by sonikstargirl(f): 4:10pm On Jul 09, 2015
*thinking*
Romance / Re: .... by sonikstargirl(f): 4:14pm On Jul 08, 2015
grin grin

Jokes Etc / Re: I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by sonikstargirl(f): 8:03am On Jul 08, 2015
halfrica:
*whispers* lets use dangotes land e wont feel it

*whispers* hurry and get the needed documents ...i will watch

*peeps to see if anyone is coming*
Jokes Etc / Re: I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by sonikstargirl(f): 6:47pm On Jul 07, 2015
halfrica:
they call God when you won steal land sell the thunder they will use to flog u they are still deeping it inside rain water

i was only trying to gather enough money to buy u d diamond glasses
Jokes Etc / Re: I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by sonikstargirl(f): 6:35pm On Jul 07, 2015
halfrica:
quickly puting juju on d land tongue

*sprinkles holy water all.over me* *grabs my bible and starts communicating with GOD*
Jokes Etc / Re: I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by sonikstargirl(f): 6:21pm On Jul 07, 2015
halfrica:
that or nothinh else cry
lol... k fyn i will buy it for u






after we are done selling dat ur fathers land grin
Jokes Etc / Re: I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by sonikstargirl(f): 6:08pm On Jul 07, 2015
wink
halfrica:
make sure its diamond encrusted grin i need a clear view of everything

had it been dat Bill Gate was my boyfriend u knw dat dat wouldn't be a problem.... but dnt worry i will get u a good one wink
Jokes Etc / Re: I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by sonikstargirl(f): 5:50pm On Jul 07, 2015
halfrica:
*adjusts glasses* all i see is dollar signs tongue


Now i get it... u need a new glasses..
but don't worry i will get u a new one as soon as am done with dis exam
Jokes Etc / Re: I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by sonikstargirl(f): 5:42pm On Jul 07, 2015
halfrica:
grin dats say umukuru village

undecided dats incorrect ... maybe ur network service is not good... check it again grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by sonikstargirl(f): 5:34pm On Jul 07, 2015
halfrica:
where is it on google map undecided

check the south-east.... latitude 30° grin
Jokes Etc / Re: I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by sonikstargirl(f): 5:31pm On Jul 07, 2015
asumo12:
smh


undecided
Jokes Etc / Re: I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by sonikstargirl(f): 5:29pm On Jul 07, 2015
halfrica:
its a liar

Its True dear... Harvard university of Unizik
Jokes Etc / Re: I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by sonikstargirl(f): 5:17pm On Jul 07, 2015
halfrica:
harvard uni indeed shebi d branch at ibadan poly grin
.

no... d branch at Awka grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by sonikstargirl(f): 5:15pm On Jul 07, 2015
halfrica:
*in op's voice* you you and you yes you come foward i kno who is cheating bt among the both of you who is cheating? grin

its her... *points misscastle*
Jokes Etc / Re: I know you can't answer all this funny question, just answer the one you know by sonikstargirl(f): 5:11pm On Jul 07, 2015
misscastle:


Op, she wan go check answer oh!


noooooo...why i go do expo for dis simple question.. l came out first class upper in Harvard Uni... so dis one na small thing grin grin

so make i run go bring my pen abi u go fit lend me yours
Jokes Etc / Re: Make A List Of Things You Can Do With This Camera(pix) by sonikstargirl(f): 6:24pm On Jul 05, 2015
can it zoom into some peoples brain undecided

no offence..jst asking
Jokes Etc / Re: Caption This Hilarious Picture Of A Barber In An Awkaward Position (pics) by sonikstargirl(f): 6:21pm On Jul 05, 2015
kung fu barber
Romance / Re: When You Ask Your Man To Leave You Alone And He Actually Does (picture) by sonikstargirl(f): 3:05pm On Jul 05, 2015
twelvethed

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Romance / Re: It's Fun Time! Be Sincere Pls by sonikstargirl(f): 8:53pm On Jul 03, 2015
d OP is d most dangerous



nonsense kweshion
Fashion / Re: Ladies And Supposed Fashion: Would You Rock This Hair-Do? by sonikstargirl(f): 6:54pm On Jul 02, 2015
NL been recycling topics since 10,000BC

Fashion / Re: Man Spotted Wearing Bum Short by sonikstargirl(f): 6:49pm On Jul 02, 2015
either he's gay or he escaped 4rm yaba left
Celebrities / Re: Demi Lovato, TF Are You Wearing? (photos) by sonikstargirl(f): 6:41pm On Jul 02, 2015
good girl gon nasty embarassed
Romance / Re: Girl Said She Asked God & He Permitted Her To Sleep With Boyfriend. by sonikstargirl(f): 5:48pm On Jul 02, 2015
dey there dey deceive ursef.... wch God tell u dat one

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