₦airaland Forum

Proud of poverty.... No wonder Nigerians are happy. Why are you acting like ajepakos are enjoying.... Lool.

ECOTERRORS:
1. Eating meat after food: girl if you keep your meat in the plate and concentrate on the food, no vex no be your fault na kpako tins. Aje butters eat meat while eating their food and may even leave the meat unattended to maybe because its Red Meat. *kpako no dey try dat kin rough play

2. PaPa and MaMa: Growing up and you played Papa and Mama things, where you cook make belive food and you sleep together and do *nothing*, only Aje Kpakos did those while Aje butter had their mumu oyibo barbie doll or teddy bear to play with. *imagine kpako pikin dey act Snow white na ewelwe be dat*

3. Mama thank ma, Papa thank sir: Growing up then after we finish eating, we ll go to our dad and mum and thank them like this:
Me: Papa thank sir
Papa: thank God my son.
We do same with our mum also while for the aje butter when they are done eating they leave the plates for the maid to pack and they go down to their room and continue watching their movie, their Mum or Dad will now come into their room and this conversation will start:
Mum: (knocks on door) junior hope you enjoy the meal?

Junior: yea mum but its a lil bit salty and I think next time I ll prefer tilapia to this beef.

Mum: I'm sorry junior, I ll make it up to you tomorrow.
Awon were, if Aje kpako try dis one for house na stars wen e go count naim I go like to hear d number.

Others are;

If you listen to only naija

If you travel to the village for xmas break instead of western countries.

Feel free to add yours

Ikengawo:
Shoprite is building 3 centers in the state of anambra after assessing the economy there

Hey, well it's 2014 and there's no shoprite in Anambra. There's one in Enugu, 2 in Ibadan, 1 in Kwara, The rest are in Lagos and 1 in Kano too.....You guys are just pathetic...There's also only 1 KFC in the east, There are 3 in Ibadan and 18 in Lagos, also in Illorin....You guys are always lying man