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Romance / Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by sosoFun: 1:33pm On Sep 06, 2020
princefunmmy:

in all what you wrote here op. there is nothing like magun here....
Magun is different from all what you wrote here.
In fact, getting stucked during sex isn't magun.
you need to know what magun really means...
Magun is a charm that works for both the male and female, if a woman has magun on her, she must have sex within 7 days or she will die except she has sex with someone within that 7 days. so magun is majorly used on married women

Thanks for your insight, we learn everyday.
Romance / Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by sosoFun: 1:18pm On Sep 06, 2020
Openbusiness:
There is Penis Captivus and there is Magun. They are 2 different things. OP said his virgin girlfriend was 18/19 years old at that time. Nobody in this world would have placed Magun on an 18 / 19 year old virgin girl. Magun is typically done as per couples or matured people in long term relationships. So what OP experienced isn't Magun. And even that glue or gum together juju is not Magun. Magun is different. The glue or gum together juju is done to EXPOSE a cheating partner. But Magun is done to KILL. Magun kills! "MAGUN" translated to English means "DON'T CLIMB" but the correct context interpretation = DON'T HAVE SEX WITH. Because it is like a DEATH SPELL that has a death timer with it. If a jealous husband does that voodoo on his wife, the clock of death starts ticking. If she doesn't cheat within a certain period of time, SHE WILL DIE; and if she cheats within that time, whoever man she cheated with WILL DIE! So with Magun, someone must die. And that's why it is evil. Because even if the woman is actually innocent and not a cheater like the husband assumed, she will die so far they have done the voodoo on her. So, Magun is a terrible thing. When a "jealous" husband or partner places the Magun voodoo on his wife or partner, HE WILL AVOID HAVING SEX WITH HER TOTALLY, he will keep off her body because if he has sex with her at that period, HE WILL DIE. How do i know this for sure? Well, there was a time I worked with a company at Apapa and the company accountant got very sick and died. It was later, I heard the gist from the labor manager, he said it was Magun that killed the guy. I was naive about that, at that point, me I didn't know what Magun is. So he explained to me. He said the accountant was sleeping with another man's wife and unfortunately for him, that one's husband went to do the voodoo on his wife. So the guy got hit by the voodoo in the process of continuing to sleep with her. I asked him how he knew about it. He said the accountant was his close friend and they are from the same area in Ibadan, so they are close and hang out well. He said it was when the guy got terribly sick that he confessed to him. He said the guy thought that the hospitals could cure his sickness. But the man said that was his mistake, that assuming he confessed to him on time, that he knew some juju people in Ibadan that he would have taken him to, in order to reverse the Magun voodoo, but that by the time he told him, it was too late, the voodoo had already penetrated his body and when they later went to Ibadan together, the voodoo people said it was too late, there was nothing they can do to remove the juju from his body again. That's how the guy died. I was like shocked shocked shocked. Tins dey apin oh. Since that time, me I dey "fear" Ibadan people oh grin

Thanks so much for throwing more insight into this topic. I was referring to glue juju, I thought Magun is the gluing juju.

I m totally against dating a married woman. I was trying to throw more light on Penis Captivus which most people are unaware Of.

Maybe using Magun I was wrong because according to you it's doesn't glue people together. So I will like to rename topic and do some modifications
Family / Re: When You See A Cancer Women Run For Your Dear Life by sosoFun: 9:00pm On Sep 05, 2020
lekki1444:
my brother when i said a spirit cut into two halves, i was using it to state how perfectly in sync spiritually these two are, and I was not meaning that they are cut in half and there is a missing link as you stated. There is no missing link, its two spirits which when joined together form a perfect sync. hope I cleared that up. the two cut pieces form a unit.

And wherever you are in life is where you are supposed to be. Your life and path has been carved out before you were born where you are now is where you are supposed to be. All this is planned out based on past life actions. So there is no such thing as I am not where I am supposed to be. You are always were you are supposed to be, however you can create a better story for yourself in the next life by practising righteousness and therefore reducing your karma. Shun evil, always be good to people and this way you create a better story for yourself in the next life. As for what you can do now ? well if it is ordained that your spiritual blockage has been removed then I myself can do rituals for you to symbolically remove it for you because everything in the spiritual has to be symbolised in the physical before it is activated and so maybe that is whyy you were put in my path ? maybe its time to remove the blockage so you can progress ? i dont know we can only speculate but one thing i know is that this interaction is of no coincidence. There are no coincidences. And so if you want to go the ritual route ? I can do it for you but its not free, and I will advise if you go that route once the ritual is performed you try your best to stay away from doing evil so that the ritual becomes effective in your life. if you cant stop doing evil its best not to even have me do the ritual. But whatever route you take I wish you and your wife good luck going forward

Alright, thanks so much for the clarification

Please can we talk offline, maybe your email.
Romance / Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by sosoFun: 6:29pm On Sep 05, 2020
LabuleofNigeria:
If you doubt bro, lets meet.

Invite me to your living room, while l bring a Magun bracelet and secretly lay it down for your wife (no jokes here).

I swear, you'll crow 3 times and die immediately at your next intercourse with her.

Orgbeni, aye wa o angry

Must you insult others to prove a point that show your level of acute brain hermorhage. I'm totally above you standard.

This how our fore father where so influence by JUJU and the white man came here without any JUJU and enslaved us forever.

If I bring my OWN WIFE, Go Carry Your Entire Village Shrine come, I Will Browse Her & Nothing, I REPEAT Nothing Will Happened.

You make me laugh My OWN WIFE KWA.

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Family / Re: When You See A Cancer Women Run For Your Dear Life by sosoFun: 4:17pm On Sep 05, 2020
lekki1444:
Now she is Gemini Cusp and on Same day ingresses into the cancer portal but Luna is alpha Pisces and so since she is reflecting his karmic debt then that means this is an occultic-esoteric giant who is currently living an alternate lifestyle as a fallen being in darkness. So basically in past life this person wwas an expert in all the hidden wisdoms but right now in this life he is living an alternate life from that and is in darkness with no wisdom or a corrupted copy of the wisdom he once had

now he is also a gemini sun further proving that this person is living an alternate lifestyle from who he truly is created to be. He is a fallen version of himself in this reincarnation. A corrupted version of himself. A version of himself with no connection to source within to access the real wisdom.And he also is luna Cancer portal and so being at this portal, there may be a slight chance of spiritual Resurrection and up-liftment in this lifetime, Or not. But these two are like two peas in a pod. They mirror each other perfectly as a couple spiritually. Its like a spirit was cut into two halves, thats how perfect these two spirits mirror each other with regards to the spiritual programs they are both endowed with.

Thanks so much for your time.

Truth, my wife and I feel ourselves especially when we are not close to each other. Most times I want to call her she will be calling me too and vice versa.

If I m planning or thinking or aiming a big project/shot without disclosing to her, my wife will always dreamed of it too happening even range of amount I m targeting.

The issue now is with our high hope, backup with prayers and fasting. It's will not come to pass again. It's very painful.

Meanwhile, I was once told my a native doctor, was drinking beer with my friends. He was high on beer, this is the only Man since I was born that have seen through me, told me my deepest secrets no knows. He even told me if I see my wife I will know, that no one need to tell she is the one, he also says I will be super rich BUT HE NEED TO DRAW MY DESTINY CLOSER. I thanked him very well but I turned his request down on basic I m a Christian. I was supposed to leave for university of liverpool September that year 2008 or 2009, got admission but didn't later meet up.

My wife on the other hand, an Old Man walking on their street once told my wife when we were still dating. That she should not be afraid of disappointment from the current boyfriend ie Me because different men where coming at my back seeking hands in Marriage even when I never engaged her. That she will be the source of her husband riches.

I'm Ok but I know & feel this not supposed to be where I am now. I'm a big serious risk taker.

Really like you said we are like spirit divided into half with a link missing somewhere.

Do you have any idea or maybe advise or suggestions for us.

Thanks for your time.

Best Regards
Romance / Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by sosoFun: 3:08pm On Sep 05, 2020
Omihanifa:
See ehen MAGUN comes in different forms oh it doesn't necessarily have to be that one will get stuck inside the phussy

There are different types of MAGUN

* There's one that the person mustn't drink water immediately after the sexual act

* The one of that the victim will be having the urge to somersault/ back flip

* There's even the one that the victim will start having series of badluck or near success syndrome

* There's the one of swelling d:ck


If you say MAGUN doesn't exist then go and fork a Fulani man's wife ( all those ones selling fura)


If you don't get stuck or experience any of the above listed affliction undecided

come back here an insult me angry


That was how one guy was saying nothing go happen, after people warned him to desist from nacking one married woman in the neighbourhood back then

only for the fools dick to start swelling up and he started wearing only jalabia to hide it until he was cured by a native doctor after he confessed and begged for forgiveness from the man he was drilling his wife


Please kindly read through, before commenting. Where n When did I mention married woman in post ?
Romance / Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by sosoFun: 3:05pm On Sep 05, 2020
2babymamas:


The only enlightenment you did is to tell us that someone helped u to vandalize ur babe puna.

Such is Life and I pray you don't experience it
Romance / Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by sosoFun: 3:03pm On Sep 05, 2020
Starlight10:
Very educative and entertaining, make sure you dont become a Sugar daddy in your 50's and 60's oh. We all know that is the destination of the dicc people

Hahaha, By the Divine Grace of God. My family is everything to me
Romance / Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by sosoFun: 2:45pm On Sep 05, 2020
DaudaTheSexyGuy:


Married women toto dey sweet no be small grin

You are on own. Desist from it. There are surplus young ladies around

It's the main killer of Youth Destiny.
Romance / Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by sosoFun: 2:39pm On Sep 05, 2020
Lamasta:
OP no let them village people reason your matter o...Stop browsing people's wife no let OP deceive You
2babymamas:
Have you tried sleeping with native doctor wife to confirm?

Please, kindly read through my post. I m here to enlighten the society. It's might save you when you are in the same situation. Knowledge Is Power

Biko, I never posted that I slept with someone wife, it was my X of 18/19 years.

I'm happily married with 4 kids now.
Romance / Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by sosoFun: 2:29pm On Sep 05, 2020
0KNM:


I don’t need to know if it’s real or not. I just need to live right. Stay away from people’s wives, properties etc. It’s that simple grin

I have never dated back an EX. Talk more of dating a married woman when sweet girls full everywhere. Craze the worry me, read the story before you start judging me Biko

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Romance / Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by sosoFun: 2:10pm On Sep 05, 2020
NB: Biko English no be get am, if you see any mistake here Biko kindly swallow em. This my true life story about getting stuck during sexual intercourse in my university days. I decided to share my story after 10 years because of this post https://www.nairaland.com/6093518/what-happens-biologically-when-man . Really don't want derail the thread so I created this


NB: Thanks @ Openbusiness who throw more insight about Magun. My topic is referring to getting stuck during sexual intercourse ie Penis Captivus. This topic is been rename to suite my Story

I do often read about getting stuck during intercourse, we Africans believe that local charm/s can make someone stuck during sexual intercourse. Na BETTER BIG FAT LIE, if you like Do Gluing/Get Stuck Jazz, Small Boyz will still be chopping your uncultured loose Madam/Woman.

During my university days, in my early 20; I had a girlfriend who was a virgin. Meaning, I have dated this girl for months without knowing she is a virgin because we kiss, give & take head, romance etcs often but she will not allow me enter the promise land.

It was on a particular faithful day I wanted to browse the main gate that I noticed that it was an Iron Gate o o and like for some minutes I was misbehaving like a child looking for the main gate (it was doggy). I then jokingly asked my babe what is the problem and she started laughing foolishly at me.

She later told me she is a virgin. I was really astonished and didn't believe she is a virgin until I fully browse em wella because this girl has A1 in giving head. My people, nothing happened that day again but I was so happy I'm dating a virgin and my love for her increase times 100.

After a week she called me on phone that she's visiting. When she visited she was acting funny that her stomach is paining/upsetting her. THAT SHE WANTED TO BE DEFLOWERED, THAT SHE IS TIRED OF BEEN A VIRGIN. My people na so the carry heavy duty task give me. We romance for the main stage. I increased the volume of my Home Theater (Almost to Highest) to distract my funky student neighbors.

To deflowered a girl no small task o o, na so I carry my propeller take start work o o. War don start be that o o, I gently push the Iron Gate for where. I gradually increased the workflow and tempo, deep shouting and crying full my room but my home theater was doing a wonderful job. God really did an amazing JOB in woman hymen, so so so strong like a concrete wall.

After a heavy workflow I was finally able to go deeply in and out of her for some minutes enjoying the wet tight punamy but I didn't know that Devil don plan heavily for me. I was gently going in and out when the unexpected happened.

Hmmm, I was sliding in and out when suddenly I was trapped inside, can't slide in or out again. My people, I don't enter be that o o, The force was so so strong holding me down there and she was totally dry like dryer. I tried to move my propeller out for where, go deeper for where. I was in 22/23 years then but thank Baba God for the kind sense he blessed me with. My babe was 18/19 years and she do wear fancy waist beads.

Meanwhile, I never allowed her know what's happening because I knew it will worsen the whole situation for me ( the Fear, the Painic etc) and tried my possible best to calm myself down knowing full well that is the only solution or option we have here. My people for like 10 to 15 minutes I was still heavily lock inside with no damn fucking any inch movement o o. To distract her, I was passionately kissing and romancing her. Today na today I said to myself.

Wow, after some minutes my technique pays out, she was wet again and I was able bring my propeller out. My people Devi is a big Liar, Did you know I continued immediately with my workflow after this scary incident but it never occur again. After the humanitarian service, I was feeling like a KING KON that finally in my life I have deflowered someone who I love and she is fully mine now.

The following morning, my babe says she want to visit her family. I pleaded with her to spend the weekend with me for where. I took her to the park and she left to see her people.

From that day she traveled, I was calling my babe but her number wasn't going or when it’s going she will not pick her calls. This happened for almost a week. I sent many text messages to her but no replies. I was afraid something bad might have happen or maybe I hurt her much during our workflow. She later picked my call and was seriously blaming me for deflowering her. HABA BUT NA YOU SAY MAKE I DO EM AND WE WERE NOT UNDER ANY ALCOHOLIC OR DRUG INFLUENCE WHEN IT HAPPENED.

My people matter long like river Niger. FEAR ANYTHING THAT DOESN’T FEAR WOMEN. My babe visited me after week, one thing led to the other and I try to browse her punamy. I was SHOCKED TO MY BONE MARROW what I experienced. When I enter it was like a mini express with no much shock absorber like before and I was like no be this my babe I just deflowered a week ago with JUST ONE ROUND BECUASE I DEY MERCY FOR HER AS MY BABE AS PER FIRST TIMER o o. Meanwhile, she was shouting, moaning and crying to confuse em PAPA not ME when I enter inside.

I was really really really really damn confused what was happening. Thank God I ‘m a sensitive and open minded guy who always follow his instinct. Suddenly, I pulled out propeller with a fucking HARD DAMN FACE, called her by real name, with a damn high deep voice and ask her how can she be loose like that . My babe started women blaming and fighting game o, HOW CAN I ASK HER THAT STUPID QUESTION, THAT I’M THE ONLY GUY THAT HAVE ENTER THERE, THAT I HAVE GOTTEN WHAT I WANTED & STARTED MISBEHAVING, she enter into Deep Deeper Crying etc

My people, I trust my instinct because I knew what I felt below, it can’t never ever be that possible just like unless there is concrete reason which I must know. Meanwhile, THAT GUY WICKED O O HE SCATTERED THE WHOLE GATE. I NOW INCREASE MY DEEP VOICE, ANGER FULL MY BODY, MY BODY DEY SHAKE. I CALLED HER BY FULL NAME NOW AND ASK HER WHO ENTER INSIDE MY CRIB WITH A MEAN DAMN FACE and this my babe started throwing DAMN BOMB at me that my propeller enter inside immediately o o.

My people, FEAR ANYTHING THAT DOESN’T FEAR WOMEN.

She confessed that she travel to Lagos from eastern state the following morning after I deflowered her to meet with her Benefit Sugar Daddy who is sponsoring her through university. This Man happens to be HIGHLY ORDAINED RESPECTED OLD MAN OF GOD WHO PREACH THE WORD OF GOD EVERY DAY.

According to her own story, she met this Man of God when she was so tender like 15/16 years old when the family had a critical financial crisis but instead of the man to help turn her into his own sex slave. However, this man doesn’t wants to deflower her maybe because of the commitment or maybe he has tried to no avail.

This MAN OF GOD made and confuse her to swear A DAMN DEEP SCARY OATH. My people this LIFE is too deep o o o,

THE SCARY OATH IS THAT HE GAVE HER HEAD DURING HER FULL MENSTRUATION, THAT THEY WILL NEVER DEPART EACH OTHER AND THE ONLY WAY SHE CAN BE FREE FROM THIS STUPID FUCKING OATH/BONDAGE IS TO FIND SOMEONE LATER IN HER LIFE WHO WILL DO THE SAME (GIVE HER HEAD DURING FULL MENSTRUATION) WHICH IS SOMEHOW IMPOSSIBLE !!!!

My people, FEAR ANYTHING THAT DOESN’T FEAR WOMEN. Before I deflowered her, there was a day she wanted me to give her head on her MENSTRUATION and I nearly slap her that day because she tricked me but THANK GOD I WAS ALERT LIKE A FISH.

It was the MAN OF GOD idea that she should find a clean school boyfriend that will deflower her so he can enjoy the fruits of his damn labour. Meanwhile, all this while I was dating (she was gaming me), this SUPPOSED MAN OF GOD do call her steady with long calls talking about her parent, sibling, life, events etc and you will never ever hear any sweet/pet name or maybe say I love you or maybe say I miss you etc. When I asked her about this OLD MAN SHE SAYS ITS HER BIG UNCLE and I was like wow what a caring UNCLE YOU HAVE THERE.

My people, na so una brother nearly break em propeller, did all the heavy duty work for this SUPPOSE MAN OF GOD TO ENJOY ALL MY EFFORT FOR WHOLE WEEK (NA DEVIL GO PUNISH YOU WHERE EVER YOU ARE). I WAS REALLY DEEP DEVASTATED AND SHOCKED TO MY BONE MARROW. I DANGEROUSLY AND WICKEDLY COLLECTED MY OWN DAMN SHARE & CALLED THE RELATIONSHIP OFF.

Thank GOD after I left her, years later I met my ever loving, most beautiful, supportive and caring woman my wife now. I’m blessed with 4 children.

My EX is not married up till now, I SERIOUSLY WARN HER TO DESIST FROM THAT WICKED OLD MAN, IS LIKE SHE CONTINUE TO TOUR THE PATH.

Lastly, back to the main topic; when you find yourself lock inside a woman as a man. Please don’t alert the lady because her fear will worsen the whole situation. Take you time, make wet again, brother you thing will come out with time. It’s like someone who is drowning, to safe him/her you secretly push them to safety from the back and you will never allow them to hold/grab you because once the grab you, both of you are gone for good. IF YOU LIKE SHOUT EM GUN HE/SHE WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU O O O YOU ARE THEIR god NOW.

FEAR/PANIC IS DANGEROUS WEAPON AGAINST HUMAN IN THIS LIFE.

THIS IS MY LIFE STORY

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Family / Re: When You See A Cancer Women Run For Your Dear Life by sosoFun: 2:43am On Sep 05, 2020
@ lekki1444

Please check 21st June 1992 (Female) and 1st June 1987 (Male) for me.

Thanks

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