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Romance / Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by sosoFun: 1:33pm On Sep 06, 2020 |
princefunmmy: Thanks for your insight, we learn everyday. |
Romance / Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by sosoFun: 1:18pm On Sep 06, 2020 |
Openbusiness: Thanks so much for throwing more insight into this topic. I was referring to glue juju, I thought Magun is the gluing juju. I m totally against dating a married woman. I was trying to throw more light on Penis Captivus which most people are unaware Of. Maybe using Magun I was wrong because according to you it's doesn't glue people together. So I will like to rename topic and do some modifications |
Family / Re: When You See A Cancer Women Run For Your Dear Life by sosoFun: 9:00pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
lekki1444: Alright, thanks so much for the clarification Please can we talk offline, maybe your email. |
Romance / Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by sosoFun: 6:29pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
LabuleofNigeria: Must you insult others to prove a point that show your level of acute brain hermorhage. I'm totally above you standard. This how our fore father where so influence by JUJU and the white man came here without any JUJU and enslaved us forever. If I bring my OWN WIFE, Go Carry Your Entire Village Shrine come, I Will Browse Her & Nothing, I REPEAT Nothing Will Happened. You make me laugh My OWN WIFE KWA. 5 Likes |
Family / Re: When You See A Cancer Women Run For Your Dear Life by sosoFun: 4:17pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
lekki1444: Thanks so much for your time. Truth, my wife and I feel ourselves especially when we are not close to each other. Most times I want to call her she will be calling me too and vice versa. If I m planning or thinking or aiming a big project/shot without disclosing to her, my wife will always dreamed of it too happening even range of amount I m targeting. The issue now is with our high hope, backup with prayers and fasting. It's will not come to pass again. It's very painful. Meanwhile, I was once told my a native doctor, was drinking beer with my friends. He was high on beer, this is the only Man since I was born that have seen through me, told me my deepest secrets no knows. He even told me if I see my wife I will know, that no one need to tell she is the one, he also says I will be super rich BUT HE NEED TO DRAW MY DESTINY CLOSER. I thanked him very well but I turned his request down on basic I m a Christian. I was supposed to leave for university of liverpool September that year 2008 or 2009, got admission but didn't later meet up. My wife on the other hand, an Old Man walking on their street once told my wife when we were still dating. That she should not be afraid of disappointment from the current boyfriend ie Me because different men where coming at my back seeking hands in Marriage even when I never engaged her. That she will be the source of her husband riches. I'm Ok but I know & feel this not supposed to be where I am now. I'm a big serious risk taker. Really like you said we are like spirit divided into half with a link missing somewhere. Do you have any idea or maybe advise or suggestions for us. Thanks for your time. Best Regards |
Romance / Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by sosoFun: 3:08pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
Omihanifa: Please kindly read through, before commenting. Where n When did I mention married woman in post ? |
Romance / Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by sosoFun: 3:05pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
2babymamas: Such is Life and I pray you don't experience it |
Romance / Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by sosoFun: 3:03pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
Starlight10: Hahaha, By the Divine Grace of God. My family is everything to me |
Romance / Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by sosoFun: 2:45pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
DaudaTheSexyGuy: You are on own. Desist from it. There are surplus young ladies around It's the main killer of Youth Destiny. |
Romance / Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by sosoFun: 2:39pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
Lamasta: 2babymamas: Please, kindly read through my post. I m here to enlighten the society. It's might save you when you are in the same situation. Knowledge Is Power Biko, I never posted that I slept with someone wife, it was my X of 18/19 years. I'm happily married with 4 kids now. |
Romance / Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by sosoFun: 2:29pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
0KNM: I have never dated back an EX. Talk more of dating a married woman when sweet girls full everywhere. Craze the worry me, read the story before you start judging me Biko 1 Like |
Romance / Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by sosoFun: 2:10pm On Sep 05, 2020 |
NB: Biko English no be get am, if you see any mistake here Biko kindly swallow em. This my true life story about getting stuck during sexual intercourse in my university days. I decided to share my story after 10 years because of this post https://www.nairaland.com/6093518/what-happens-biologically-when-man . Really don't want derail the thread so I created this NB: Thanks @ Openbusiness who throw more insight about Magun. My topic is referring to getting stuck during sexual intercourse ie Penis Captivus. This topic is been rename to suite my Story I do often read about getting stuck during intercourse, we Africans believe that local charm/s can make someone stuck during sexual intercourse. Na BETTER BIG FAT LIE, if you like Do Gluing/Get Stuck Jazz, Small Boyz will still be chopping your uncultured loose Madam/Woman. During my university days, in my early 20; I had a girlfriend who was a virgin. Meaning, I have dated this girl for months without knowing she is a virgin because we kiss, give & take head, romance etcs often but she will not allow me enter the promise land. It was on a particular faithful day I wanted to browse the main gate that I noticed that it was an Iron Gate o o and like for some minutes I was misbehaving like a child looking for the main gate (it was doggy). I then jokingly asked my babe what is the problem and she started laughing foolishly at me. She later told me she is a virgin. I was really astonished and didn't believe she is a virgin until I fully browse em wella because this girl has A1 in giving head. My people, nothing happened that day again but I was so happy I'm dating a virgin and my love for her increase times 100. After a week she called me on phone that she's visiting. When she visited she was acting funny that her stomach is paining/upsetting her. THAT SHE WANTED TO BE DEFLOWERED, THAT SHE IS TIRED OF BEEN A VIRGIN. My people na so the carry heavy duty task give me. We romance for the main stage. I increased the volume of my Home Theater (Almost to Highest) to distract my funky student neighbors. To deflowered a girl no small task o o, na so I carry my propeller take start work o o. War don start be that o o, I gently push the Iron Gate for where. I gradually increased the workflow and tempo, deep shouting and crying full my room but my home theater was doing a wonderful job. God really did an amazing JOB in woman hymen, so so so strong like a concrete wall. After a heavy workflow I was finally able to go deeply in and out of her for some minutes enjoying the wet tight punamy but I didn't know that Devil don plan heavily for me. I was gently going in and out when the unexpected happened. Hmmm, I was sliding in and out when suddenly I was trapped inside, can't slide in or out again. My people, I don't enter be that o o, The force was so so strong holding me down there and she was totally dry like dryer. I tried to move my propeller out for where, go deeper for where. I was in 22/23 years then but thank Baba God for the kind sense he blessed me with. My babe was 18/19 years and she do wear fancy waist beads. Meanwhile, I never allowed her know what's happening because I knew it will worsen the whole situation for me ( the Fear, the Painic etc) and tried my possible best to calm myself down knowing full well that is the only solution or option we have here. My people for like 10 to 15 minutes I was still heavily lock inside with no damn fucking any inch movement o o. To distract her, I was passionately kissing and romancing her. Today na today I said to myself. Wow, after some minutes my technique pays out, she was wet again and I was able bring my propeller out. My people Devi is a big Liar, Did you know I continued immediately with my workflow after this scary incident but it never occur again. After the humanitarian service, I was feeling like a KING KON that finally in my life I have deflowered someone who I love and she is fully mine now. The following morning, my babe says she want to visit her family. I pleaded with her to spend the weekend with me for where. I took her to the park and she left to see her people. From that day she traveled, I was calling my babe but her number wasn't going or when it’s going she will not pick her calls. This happened for almost a week. I sent many text messages to her but no replies. I was afraid something bad might have happen or maybe I hurt her much during our workflow. She later picked my call and was seriously blaming me for deflowering her. HABA BUT NA YOU SAY MAKE I DO EM AND WE WERE NOT UNDER ANY ALCOHOLIC OR DRUG INFLUENCE WHEN IT HAPPENED. My people matter long like river Niger. FEAR ANYTHING THAT DOESN’T FEAR WOMEN. My babe visited me after week, one thing led to the other and I try to browse her punamy. I was SHOCKED TO MY BONE MARROW what I experienced. When I enter it was like a mini express with no much shock absorber like before and I was like no be this my babe I just deflowered a week ago with JUST ONE ROUND BECUASE I DEY MERCY FOR HER AS MY BABE AS PER FIRST TIMER o o. Meanwhile, she was shouting, moaning and crying to confuse em PAPA not ME when I enter inside. I was really really really really damn confused what was happening. Thank God I ‘m a sensitive and open minded guy who always follow his instinct. Suddenly, I pulled out propeller with a fucking HARD DAMN FACE, called her by real name, with a damn high deep voice and ask her how can she be loose like that . My babe started women blaming and fighting game o, HOW CAN I ASK HER THAT STUPID QUESTION, THAT I’M THE ONLY GUY THAT HAVE ENTER THERE, THAT I HAVE GOTTEN WHAT I WANTED & STARTED MISBEHAVING, she enter into Deep Deeper Crying etc My people, I trust my instinct because I knew what I felt below, it can’t never ever be that possible just like unless there is concrete reason which I must know. Meanwhile, THAT GUY WICKED O O HE SCATTERED THE WHOLE GATE. I NOW INCREASE MY DEEP VOICE, ANGER FULL MY BODY, MY BODY DEY SHAKE. I CALLED HER BY FULL NAME NOW AND ASK HER WHO ENTER INSIDE MY CRIB WITH A MEAN DAMN FACE and this my babe started throwing DAMN BOMB at me that my propeller enter inside immediately o o. My people, FEAR ANYTHING THAT DOESN’T FEAR WOMEN. She confessed that she travel to Lagos from eastern state the following morning after I deflowered her to meet with her Benefit Sugar Daddy who is sponsoring her through university. This Man happens to be HIGHLY ORDAINED RESPECTED OLD MAN OF GOD WHO PREACH THE WORD OF GOD EVERY DAY. According to her own story, she met this Man of God when she was so tender like 15/16 years old when the family had a critical financial crisis but instead of the man to help turn her into his own sex slave. However, this man doesn’t wants to deflower her maybe because of the commitment or maybe he has tried to no avail. This MAN OF GOD made and confuse her to swear A DAMN DEEP SCARY OATH. My people this LIFE is too deep o o o, THE SCARY OATH IS THAT HE GAVE HER HEAD DURING HER FULL MENSTRUATION, THAT THEY WILL NEVER DEPART EACH OTHER AND THE ONLY WAY SHE CAN BE FREE FROM THIS STUPID FUCKING OATH/BONDAGE IS TO FIND SOMEONE LATER IN HER LIFE WHO WILL DO THE SAME (GIVE HER HEAD DURING FULL MENSTRUATION) WHICH IS SOMEHOW IMPOSSIBLE !!!! My people, FEAR ANYTHING THAT DOESN’T FEAR WOMEN. Before I deflowered her, there was a day she wanted me to give her head on her MENSTRUATION and I nearly slap her that day because she tricked me but THANK GOD I WAS ALERT LIKE A FISH. It was the MAN OF GOD idea that she should find a clean school boyfriend that will deflower her so he can enjoy the fruits of his damn labour. Meanwhile, all this while I was dating (she was gaming me), this SUPPOSED MAN OF GOD do call her steady with long calls talking about her parent, sibling, life, events etc and you will never ever hear any sweet/pet name or maybe say I love you or maybe say I miss you etc. When I asked her about this OLD MAN SHE SAYS ITS HER BIG UNCLE and I was like wow what a caring UNCLE YOU HAVE THERE. My people, na so una brother nearly break em propeller, did all the heavy duty work for this SUPPOSE MAN OF GOD TO ENJOY ALL MY EFFORT FOR WHOLE WEEK (NA DEVIL GO PUNISH YOU WHERE EVER YOU ARE). I WAS REALLY DEEP DEVASTATED AND SHOCKED TO MY BONE MARROW. I DANGEROUSLY AND WICKEDLY COLLECTED MY OWN DAMN SHARE & CALLED THE RELATIONSHIP OFF. Thank GOD after I left her, years later I met my ever loving, most beautiful, supportive and caring woman my wife now. I’m blessed with 4 children. My EX is not married up till now, I SERIOUSLY WARN HER TO DESIST FROM THAT WICKED OLD MAN, IS LIKE SHE CONTINUE TO TOUR THE PATH. Lastly, back to the main topic; when you find yourself lock inside a woman as a man. Please don’t alert the lady because her fear will worsen the whole situation. Take you time, make wet again, brother you thing will come out with time. It’s like someone who is drowning, to safe him/her you secretly push them to safety from the back and you will never allow them to hold/grab you because once the grab you, both of you are gone for good. IF YOU LIKE SHOUT EM GUN HE/SHE WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU O O O YOU ARE THEIR god NOW. FEAR/PANIC IS DANGEROUS WEAPON AGAINST HUMAN IN THIS LIFE. THIS IS MY LIFE STORY 46 Likes |
Family / Re: When You See A Cancer Women Run For Your Dear Life by sosoFun: 2:43am On Sep 05, 2020 |
@ lekki1444 Please check 21st June 1992 (Female) and 1st June 1987 (Male) for me. Thanks |
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