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|Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by sosoFun: 2:10pm On Sep 05, 2020|
NB: Biko English no be get am, if you see any mistake here Biko kindly swallow em. This my true life story about getting stuck during sexual intercourse in my university days. I decided to share my story after 10 years because of this post https://www.nairaland.com/6093518/what-happens-biologically-when-man . Really don't want derail the thread so I created this
NB: Thanks @ Openbusiness who throw more insight about Magun. My topic is referring to getting stuck during sexual intercourse ie Penis Captivus. This topic is been rename to suite my Story
I do often read about getting stuck during intercourse, we Africans believe that local charm/s can make someone stuck during sexual intercourse. Na BETTER BIG FAT LIE, if you like Do Gluing/Get Stuck Jazz, Small Boyz will still be chopping your uncultured loose Madam/Woman.
During my university days, in my early 20; I had a girlfriend who was a virgin. Meaning, I have dated this girl for months without knowing she is a virgin because we kiss, give & take head, romance etcs often but she will not allow me enter the promise land.
It was on a particular faithful day I wanted to browse the main gate that I noticed that it was an Iron Gate o o and like for some minutes I was misbehaving like a child looking for the main gate (it was doggy). I then jokingly asked my babe what is the problem and she started laughing foolishly at me.
She later told me she is a virgin. I was really astonished and didn't believe she is a virgin until I fully browse em wella because this girl has A1 in giving head. My people, nothing happened that day again but I was so happy I'm dating a virgin and my love for her increase times 100.
After a week she called me on phone that she's visiting. When she visited she was acting funny that her stomach is paining/upsetting her. THAT SHE WANTED TO BE DEFLOWERED, THAT SHE IS TIRED OF BEEN A VIRGIN. My people na so the carry heavy duty task give me. We romance for the main stage. I increased the volume of my Home Theater (Almost to Highest) to distract my funky student neighbors.
To deflowered a girl no small task o o, na so I carry my propeller take start work o o. War don start be that o o, I gently push the Iron Gate for where. I gradually increased the workflow and tempo, deep shouting and crying full my room but my home theater was doing a wonderful job. God really did an amazing JOB in woman hymen, so so so strong like a concrete wall.
After a heavy workflow I was finally able to go deeply in and out of her for some minutes enjoying the wet tight punamy but I didn't know that Devil don plan heavily for me. I was gently going in and out when the unexpected happened.
Hmmm, I was sliding in and out when suddenly I was trapped inside, can't slide in or out again. My people, I don't enter be that o o, The force was so so strong holding me down there and she was totally dry like dryer. I tried to move my propeller out for where, go deeper for where. I was in 22/23 years then but thank Baba God for the kind sense he blessed me with. My babe was 18/19 years and she do wear fancy waist beads.
Meanwhile, I never allowed her know what's happening because I knew it will worsen the whole situation for me ( the Fear, the Painic etc) and tried my possible best to calm myself down knowing full well that is the only solution or option we have here. My people for like 10 to 15 minutes I was still heavily lock inside with no damn fucking any inch movement o o. To distract her, I was passionately kissing and romancing her. Today na today I said to myself.
Wow, after some minutes my technique pays out, she was wet again and I was able bring my propeller out. My people Devi is a big Liar, Did you know I continued immediately with my workflow after this scary incident but it never occur again. After the humanitarian service, I was feeling like a KING KON that finally in my life I have deflowered someone who I love and she is fully mine now.
The following morning, my babe says she want to visit her family. I pleaded with her to spend the weekend with me for where. I took her to the park and she left to see her people.
From that day she traveled, I was calling my babe but her number wasn't going or when it’s going she will not pick her calls. This happened for almost a week. I sent many text messages to her but no replies. I was afraid something bad might have happen or maybe I hurt her much during our workflow. She later picked my call and was seriously blaming me for deflowering her. HABA BUT NA YOU SAY MAKE I DO EM AND WE WERE NOT UNDER ANY ALCOHOLIC OR DRUG INFLUENCE WHEN IT HAPPENED.
My people matter long like river Niger. FEAR ANYTHING THAT DOESN’T FEAR WOMEN. My babe visited me after week, one thing led to the other and I try to browse her punamy. I was SHOCKED TO MY BONE MARROW what I experienced. When I enter it was like a mini express with no much shock absorber like before and I was like no be this my babe I just deflowered a week ago with JUST ONE ROUND BECUASE I DEY MERCY FOR HER AS MY BABE AS PER FIRST TIMER o o. Meanwhile, she was shouting, moaning and crying to confuse em PAPA not ME when I enter inside.
I was really really really really damn confused what was happening. Thank God I ‘m a sensitive and open minded guy who always follow his instinct. Suddenly, I pulled out propeller with a fucking HARD DAMN FACE, called her by real name, with a damn high deep voice and ask her how can she be loose like that . My babe started women blaming and fighting game o, HOW CAN I ASK HER THAT STUPID QUESTION, THAT I’M THE ONLY GUY THAT HAVE ENTER THERE, THAT I HAVE GOTTEN WHAT I WANTED & STARTED MISBEHAVING, she enter into Deep Deeper Crying etc
My people, I trust my instinct because I knew what I felt below, it can’t never ever be that possible just like unless there is concrete reason which I must know. Meanwhile, THAT GUY WICKED O O HE SCATTERED THE WHOLE GATE. I NOW INCREASE MY DEEP VOICE, ANGER FULL MY BODY, MY BODY DEY SHAKE. I CALLED HER BY FULL NAME NOW AND ASK HER WHO ENTER INSIDE MY CRIB WITH A MEAN DAMN FACE and this my babe started throwing DAMN BOMB at me that my propeller enter inside immediately o o.
My people, FEAR ANYTHING THAT DOESN’T FEAR WOMEN.
She confessed that she travel to Lagos from eastern state the following morning after I deflowered her to meet with her Benefit Sugar Daddy who is sponsoring her through university. This Man happens to be HIGHLY ORDAINED RESPECTED OLD MAN OF GOD WHO PREACH THE WORD OF GOD EVERY DAY.
According to her own story, she met this Man of God when she was so tender like 15/16 years old when the family had a critical financial crisis but instead of the man to help turn her into his own sex slave. However, this man doesn’t wants to deflower her maybe because of the commitment or maybe he has tried to no avail.
This MAN OF GOD made and confuse her to swear A DAMN DEEP SCARY OATH. My people this LIFE is too deep o o o,
THE SCARY OATH IS THAT HE GAVE HER HEAD DURING HER FULL MENSTRUATION, THAT THEY WILL NEVER DEPART EACH OTHER AND THE ONLY WAY SHE CAN BE FREE FROM THIS STUPID FUCKING OATH/BONDAGE IS TO FIND SOMEONE LATER IN HER LIFE WHO WILL DO THE SAME (GIVE HER HEAD DURING FULL MENSTRUATION) WHICH IS SOMEHOW IMPOSSIBLE !!!!
My people, FEAR ANYTHING THAT DOESN’T FEAR WOMEN. Before I deflowered her, there was a day she wanted me to give her head on her MENSTRUATION and I nearly slap her that day because she tricked me but THANK GOD I WAS ALERT LIKE A FISH.
It was the MAN OF GOD idea that she should find a clean school boyfriend that will deflower her so he can enjoy the fruits of his damn labour. Meanwhile, all this while I was dating (she was gaming me), this SUPPOSED MAN OF GOD do call her steady with long calls talking about her parent, sibling, life, events etc and you will never ever hear any sweet/pet name or maybe say I love you or maybe say I miss you etc. When I asked her about this OLD MAN SHE SAYS ITS HER BIG UNCLE and I was like wow what a caring UNCLE YOU HAVE THERE.
My people, na so una brother nearly break em propeller, did all the heavy duty work for this SUPPOSE MAN OF GOD TO ENJOY ALL MY EFFORT FOR WHOLE WEEK (NA DEVIL GO PUNISH YOU WHERE EVER YOU ARE). I WAS REALLY DEEP DEVASTATED AND SHOCKED TO MY BONE MARROW. I DANGEROUSLY AND WICKEDLY COLLECTED MY OWN DAMN SHARE & CALLED THE RELATIONSHIP OFF.
Thank GOD after I left her, years later I met my ever loving, most beautiful, supportive and caring woman my wife now. I’m blessed with 4 children.
My EX is not married up till now, I SERIOUSLY WARN HER TO DESIST FROM THAT WICKED OLD MAN, IS LIKE SHE CONTINUE TO TOUR THE PATH.
Lastly, back to the main topic; when you find yourself lock inside a woman as a man. Please don’t alert the lady because her fear will worsen the whole situation. Take you time, make wet again, brother you thing will come out with time. It’s like someone who is drowning, to safe him/her you secretly push them to safety from the back and you will never allow them to hold/grab you because once the grab you, both of you are gone for good. IF YOU LIKE SHOUT EM GUN HE/SHE WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU O O O YOU ARE THEIR god NOW.
FEAR/PANIC IS DANGEROUS WEAPON AGAINST HUMAN IN THIS LIFE.
THIS IS MY LIFE STORY
|Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by Nobody: 2:12pm On Sep 05, 2020|
Too long. Can’t read all this because of Maagun
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|Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by Madibah(m): 2:14pm On Sep 05, 2020|
Abi na.. ordinary magun
|Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by SUPERPACK: 2:15pm On Sep 05, 2020|
|Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by 2babymamas: 2:17pm On Sep 05, 2020|
Have you tried sleeping with native doctor wife to confirm?
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|Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by Slawormir: 2:17pm On Sep 05, 2020|
I read everything.....and you must buy me weed for the stress way you put me through of reading
Funny enough majority or rather the largest part of your write up was not talking about magun...na the concluding part you come elaborate on magun...you were talking on how one young girl wanted you to suck her on menses and how you disflower her for a pastor to have easy access
Now to the bone of contention or rather topic of discussion
There is nothing like magun...only pussy asss niggarrr believe in magun
All my real niggarrrz will agree with me It is called penis captivus...very rare...but it happens
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|Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by Millimann: 2:18pm On Sep 05, 2020|
|Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by Nobody: 2:18pm On Sep 05, 2020|
I don’t need to know if it’s real or not. I just need to live right. Stay away from people’s wives, properties etc. It’s that simple
|Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by Aboks(m): 2:26pm On Sep 05, 2020|
|Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by Aboks(m): 2:27pm On Sep 05, 2020|
This your story get k-leg
|Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by Kobicove(m): 2:28pm On Sep 05, 2020|
I agree with the OP, it's usually panic that worsens cases of penis captivus
|Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by Lamasta(m): 2:28pm On Sep 05, 2020|
OP no let them village people reason your matter o...Stop browsing people's wife no let OP deceive You
|Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by sosoFun: 2:29pm On Sep 05, 2020|
I have never dated back an EX. Talk more of dating a married woman when sweet girls full everywhere. Craze the worry me, read the story before you start judging me Biko
|Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by Firstorderwizard(m): 2:29pm On Sep 05, 2020|
Op back up this long story with some pictorial evidence nah make we the soapy crew benefit from your magnanimity
|Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by Obierika(m): 2:30pm On Sep 05, 2020|
What an interesting story
|Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by illicit(m): 2:34pm On Sep 05, 2020|
I use olive oil during sex
|Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by DaudaTheSexyGuy(m): 2:35pm On Sep 05, 2020|
Married women toto dey sweet no be small
|Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by sosoFun: 2:39pm On Sep 05, 2020|
Please, kindly read through my post. I m here to enlighten the society. It's might save you when you are in the same situation. Knowledge Is Power
Biko, I never posted that I slept with someone wife, it was my X of 18/19 years.
I'm happily married with 4 kids now.
|Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by Deborah98(f): 2:40pm On Sep 05, 2020|
This life sef
|Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by yomi007k(m): 2:40pm On Sep 05, 2020|
I like this guy...
|Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by Lamasta(m): 2:44pm On Sep 05, 2020|
Ok, but stop saying their is nothing like magun tho me too I don't believe in it but I know power exist but all powers belong to Jesus..
|Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by Omihanifa: 2:44pm On Sep 05, 2020|
See ehen MAGUN comes in different forms oh it doesn't necessarily have to be that one will get stuck inside the phussy
There are different types of MAGUN
* There's one that the person mustn't drink water immediately after the sexual act
* The one of that the victim will be having the urge to somersault/ back flip
* There's even the one that the victim will start having series of badluck or near success syndrome
* There's the one of swelling d:ck
If you say MAGUN doesn't exist then go and fork a Fulani man's wife ( all those ones selling fura)
If you don't get stuck or experience any of the above listed affliction
come back here an insult me
That was how one guy was saying nothing go happen, after people warned him to desist from nacking one married woman in the neighbourhood back then
only for the fools dick to start swelling up and he started wearing only jalabia to hide it until he was cured by a native doctor after he confessed and begged for forgiveness from the man he was drilling his wife
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|Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by 2babymamas: 2:45pm On Sep 05, 2020|
The only enlightenment you did is to tell us that someone helped u to vandalize ur babe puna.
|Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by sosoFun: 2:45pm On Sep 05, 2020|
You are on own. Desist from it. There are surplus young ladies around
It's the main killer of Youth Destiny.
|Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by hisgrace090: 2:48pm On Sep 05, 2020|
Never argue with people who deny the existence of black power.
|Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by Nobody: 2:50pm On Sep 05, 2020|
Very educative and entertaining, make sure you dont become a Sugar daddy in your 50's and 60's oh. We all know that is the destination of the dicc people
|Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by Nobody: 2:53pm On Sep 05, 2020|
Keep it up. Wetin you dey find, you go see
|Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by Nobody: 2:55pm On Sep 05, 2020|
Okay, I will read
|Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by sosoFun: 3:03pm On Sep 05, 2020|
Hahaha, By the Divine Grace of God. My family is everything to me
|Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by sosoFun: 3:05pm On Sep 05, 2020|
Such is Life and I pray you don't experience it
|Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by Aboks(m): 3:07pm On Sep 05, 2020|
|Re: Penis Captivus - My True Life Experience Getting Stock Inside My X by sosoFun: 3:08pm On Sep 05, 2020|
Please kindly read through, before commenting. Where n When did I mention married woman in post ?
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