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Forwetinnah:
So na you give am the go ahead to post your FB account or pictures?? Chai...you still dey lie even on top of vindication

LOL! You dey mind the broda?

yiwal:
I will give you the full gist ,in replying to an accusation made to a certain "ojukwu Ifeanyi" by spade ,decanta made it's debut and after the whole write up I ended the whole thing by saying I am "ojukwu Ifeanyi" and PS :am a boy.
The next day I returned to the thread and told them that am a girl and actually a lesbian... They asked me questions about lesbianism and I answered them with all honesty ,spade then comes around and speaks a certain gibberish in Igbo asking me to tell them the truth about my gender.... Which I replied "believe whatever you are comfortable with,am just here to have fun,till my account is most certainly banned" and he replied OK and I thought that was done,the next day I started going on about my lesbianism talk,which maybe he found annoying and threatened to expose my pictures which I gave him the go ahead" but I did say something to fork addict that people who think they know too much usually end up not knowing anything at all"
This is the time when anybody with a brain will start asking his or herself questions
1 why did this decanta introduce its self with a certain name and a certain gender only to say otherwise the next day,even though the post is still visible for all to see
2 why would decanta give spade the go ahead to expose the pictures and Facebook account knowing full well spade already knows the exact account because he obviously saw the "Ifeanyi ojukwu" making a comment on tayo faniran's picture
3 why would decantan lead spade on by posting first one of the pictures from that account and daring him to post the rest.
I know the people on this page have a thinking faculty but honestly anyone that does not recognize that your boy is being played like a mumu puppet needs to question his or her reasoning..... Am sure spade must have realised how much he was played by now,that is why the poor dude is trying so hard to force me to accept what am not.This moniker might be just about anybody ,a south African ,a Ugandan a Nigerian or even Ifeanyi ojukwu himself.... But that is one thing no one will ever know....the earlier spade accepts it ,the easier he can find peace .In life you can't always be right,sometimes you are just a means of amusement for someone else...... With that I say a grand goodnight.

LOL, bro.
Whatever rocks your boat.
Goodnight, Ifeanyi.

russello:



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Damn! Football age toh baaaaad!!

Anyway, back to BBA matters...

At this point, I really think the organizers should give this thing a little break, to work out some issues that have plagued this show.
For starters, calling it Big Brother "Africa" when it's essentially 50% Southern Africa is just plain lame.
It reminds me of the first season of Project Fame, where there were 10 contestants from South Africa and 6 contestants from the Rest of Africa.
Housemates now walk into the house fully aware of whose assses they should lick for votes and which housemates they shouldn't nominate.
Listening to people like Samantha, 265 and Nhlanhla analyze this game to death can be a real pain, man.

safarigirl:
Oga spade abeg reconcile with this your babe, make una no dey derail thread. Abeg

Abeg, my hand no dey am oooh!
The person still dey vent because we expose am, so im wan prove point wey nobody send.
Na to siddon dey look and laugh at the jester as he dances butt-naaked at the market square

safarigirl:
Aww, Frankie just returned to twitter. This is his new avi

Meanwhile, trust that the famzers are at work with him....Tayo and Ellah fans just dey famz from all corners on top endorsement

But mehn... Had we voted this guy, Rwanda for dey our pocket by now
It still hurts...

lumeviewscom:
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

By now, Fork Addict for dey wear pampers go work to dey wedge the blood flow.

*dead*

Forwetinnah:
Now Sheillah dey make noise o!@ nobody has died so far

Because Tayo no dey involved, I guess.

tunbebes:
@Spade please ignore. It won't cost u a thing to do so. Tanx.

*sigh*
Alright

yiwal:
That's the difference between us ,I don't give a fuuuuuuuuuck if no one believes me,are you so dumb or daft.Should I send you a telepathic message you old fool or are you losing your memory to age?
Why are you so desperate for approval ? Did your parents love your brother more than you ? Are you parents doubting your worth? You are a pathetic case of self loathing.
I will tell you this and I will tell you again, am in this page till day 63....if my account is banned I create another one,I will keep posting till the winner is crowned, I have handled things like you in the past and I've always come out tops,even of everybody on this page hate me and boycott me,I will still be posting and there is nothing you can do about it.ollllllld worthless wasted fool.Son of a whoooore and faggggoooot.

*Yawns*
Sure, dude. Whatever rocks your boat. Enjoy your monologue of tears.

yiwal:
Shut up about your stupid education, with all the education you had ,what have you achieved in your pathetic life? Look at all this kids that are high school dropouts ,they are all billionares even Shakespeare the greatest writer in the world didn't even attend college and useless "son of a whoore" is telling me about education.
I might be making a few errors because am typing fast with an android phone but dude you don't want to sit with me at an exam Hall, there is a reason I graduated so young.I will beat you even in your so called engineering if I study for just a day ...I have a very powerful and magnetic memory.... So try another shade.Stupid piece of shiiit.

We don hear you, Ifeanyi. But you kno' the beauty of everything?

1. Your pictures are still out there
2. Your Facebook page has already been published here
3. You have been exposed in the most humiliating manner as a closet gay loser who pretends to be a woman on the internet.
4. The rest of the posters on this thread are laughing at you
5. Your epistles mean nothing, change nothing and prove nothing.

Ifeanyi Ojukwu... the game is over for you

yiwal:
That's exactly what your father is "gay" as I click on report too.we must both be banned .

Hehehe. We'll see about that.

yiwal:
You are so psychologically down, you have a very low self esteem,you are practically begging me to accept that I was disgraced and I felt humiliated .
Get it into your sperm induced head,you menopausal wreck...I was not .I have swam bigger waters and ocean in my life and if you think that little mockery you made of yourself had even the slightest impact on my life ,then you must be a drug addict.
Like dude !it had zero impact....what is it about zero you cannot comprehend?are you even an Igbo guy?sometimes you really sound so daft I shudder with revulsion .
Are you really that desperate to hurt other people,you scream out of frustration whenever they are not hurt,are you a psycho or a budding serial killer?did your mother abuse or molest you as a kid...there is so much sadness inside you,a need to always prove a baseless point ,a need to inflict hurt and a need to sway somebody to accept what they are not just so you can feel better for a split second of your underachieving life.
Well palsy you found the wrong victim,even if my total naked picture appears on the internet, I will walk the market with my face held high....I am very very very tough,so slowpoke,come harder next time. ( off to open a new account)

Bro, are you still disgracing yourself here with your badly written epistle?
When will you get it into your head that the gig is up? Not one soul even believes your lies or the iddiiotic theatrics you're putting up here, so I'd advise you to devote all the time you spent typing this epistle, to religiously taking your oestrogen drugs which might make you look even half like a woman.
You are in that hole, dunce. Quit digging. It's over for you.

Zellie:
Hahaha, you're losing it

LMAO. You dey mind the dunce?
See as the guy take disgrace himself again

yiwal:
The camera didn't even show Mr 265's face then ,have you also added lying in your list of vices...if I remember correctly all the housemates were standing in turns waiting to be shake Desmond.
The need to add gross exaggeration and pinch of salt just to sell a story.
Some people truly have no shame.

See bro? This is why you're dumb.
Read again, dullard

spade:
Yes. He greeted him in the usual Naija way. "Hey, my guy! See as you don dey fat oh" - You know, as informal as it could get.
Of course, a closeup of Mr. 265's face [size=15pt]would have [/size]made my day.

Look, I sympathize with you, especially considering the shabby education and miserable childhood you were handed by fate...
But please, quit disgracing yourself on the internet.
Another desperate attempt at flaming has just failed
Too bad.

lumeviewscom:
Spade you fall my hand.

A whole agbaya like you reporting our 18y.o Super Falcon... You need cane!

My bros oooh, wetin you want make I do kwanu?
I got a mail from UjSizzle advising me to quit putting laws/matters into my own hands, say na dem be the able mods wey fit handle issues.
So, since then, I go siddon look. But if they don't arrive on time, our little fagggot might just be taught a thing or two in the art of flaming, from a seasoned veteran

yiwal:
A picture of a very hot guy and extremely beautiful girl? Who in the world can be ashamed of that?
Just stop stating your opinion like it is a gospel ,you are very irrelevant both in this page and outside of it .....so rearrange your list a hundred times it won't affect even 1 percent of the voting population.
YOU ARE A NOBODY.

LOL. Your frustration amuses me.
But uhhhmm, yeah, I was talking about those pictures you were too embarrassed to admit were yours because you were pretending to be a woman all along until you were exposed, disgraced and totally humiliated It was pure and instant entertainment for everyone especially at your expense.
Now, no-one on the thread even takes you seriously, not even the Librate guy who came to campaign here
You're left reeling from the psychological trauma with no salvation in sight.

And another thing, bro, if I really wanted to be relevant, I wouldn't be using a fake name (Spade) on an anonymous site; but I guess you're too dense to comprehend that part, Ifeanyi Ojukwu our resident transvestite

WORLDPEACE:
So did Desmond show him love when they met?

Yes. He greeted him in the usual Naija way. "Hey, my guy! See as you don dey fat oh" - You know, as informal as it could get.
Of course, a closeup of Mr. 265's face would have made my day.

yiwal:
No one really cares,neither you nor your stuupid list is relevant.

Keep venting over the fact that your pictures have been exposed for everyone to see.
I'm really enjoying this

Psychedelia:
Over the past 5 days that I quietly used any little spare time on my hands to catch minor bits and pieces of the show, I've managed to develop my top 3 and bottom 3 housemates lists. Please note that this list is still subject to change as the days go by.

Favorites:
1. Idris
2. Esther
3. Tayo

Least Favorites:
1. Frankie
2. Ella
3. Trezagah

That's for now. I'm still analysing the personalities of the other housemates, and all that would be for the coming week.

Psychedelia:
Lists updated.

Favorites:
1. Tayo
2. Idris
3. Sheillah

Least Favorites:
1. Alusa
2. JJ
3. Sipe

Lists updated.

Favorites:
1. Tayo
2. Trezagah
3. Sheillah

Least Favorites:
1. Samantha
2. Mr. 265
3. Nhlanhla

Idris has really fallen off. Damn.

Tayo, Uti and Geraldine are the only Nigerian housemates who can't dance for shhiitt!

wo1F:
So I heard Desmond Elliot was in the house, Ella asked for a condom, JJ was crowned President of Anaconda and Mambee discovered a VIP lounge for Shoki dance

Smh its 2006 all over again...

No wahala let's get this parrie cracking

Prior to the entrance of the celebrity guest, Tayo had told the other housemates he knew Desmond from way back, but Mr. 265 didn't believe him. He muttered something in a mocking tone: "Someone said Desmond Elliot is their friend. Well, we shall see how well they know each other today."

yiwal:
Coward.......when did the raging bull start running away from a small fight?( disgusted)

Naaah, not running
Just clicking on that cute little Report button as I was advised by the moderator UjSizzle in one of her mails.
I hope you've got enough IDs in waiting?
We sabi say you no get any other life except NL nau, so better get ready to get yourself another ID, homeboy.

Ciao.

yiwal:
Shut up,old fool.

Whatever.
Enjoy your night

yiwal:
Kikikikikkikiki...joblessness is really a crime. Mumu Gabon.

Okay. I'm happy for you.

yiwal:
Who is the stupid mofo interrupting my update with a long epistle ?obviously a crack head
Sighs and works away( ozuai)

It's okay, Ifeanyi. I understand your pain.
Don't let the door hit you, though.

yiwal:
A job that got him banned and he still didn't unravel the truth or anything close to it.you are really a generous person.

Bro, I'll give you a simple advice - Sometimes, it's just wise to let go when the rest of the world doesn't buy into your fable. That's the situation you currently find yourself in, I'm afraid, and the posts from the overwhelming majority of the readers in here should have made it clear to you, that they don't buy your defense. So, why do you still bother?

Also, you keep talking about this ban issue. My guy, Spade was banned for 3 days, and AudioRage was banned for 24 hours... That's a total of 4 days. Uh-huh... Is that your own definition of punishment for a guy who just published your identity? LOL
Almost half the posters in here have been banned at one point or another; so, kini big deal? Njokusboy and Forkadict were banned last month too... Are they both dead now?
And to even make matters worse, I'm not even the creator of this Spade handle. It was created as far back as 2006, and was passed to me for BBA campaign purposes on 2010. As in, na junk ID e be. Garbage in and garbage out...
Another thing you probably didn't know - When I was banned 2 days ago, if I really meant to keep posting on this thread, I simply would have used my Psychedelia handle, which is, in fact, my true ID
So, I really wouldn't use that "ban" story if I were you

But then again, if that's going to help you console yourself... why should I stop you?
Enjoy your evening, dude.

sugarcoconut:
Welcome bck

I think I missed u

Thanks ooooh

waxdude:
so dem ban u..

My broda, na so we see am oh. But na 24-hour ban for AudioRage sha, and the period don elapse.

Forwetinnah:
Wellucomu

Fank you ooh, nwanne'm

GoodGirl2:
Welcome back. If I had an e-certificate I would award you one for an unveiling job well done.

LOL!!! I take am jare

yiwal:
Notable mentions
Decanta
Ochon
Silly spade
Sholey
Safari girl
Biolres( Mr banner)
Quack Mr Nairaland liberate
Fork addict
.....am entering you all in page 666.

Thanks for the mention, Ifeanyi

njokusboy:
#free spade

# free dannyxy.... erm oga briarous

feminineA:
Briarous release Spade and dannyxy now. The moniker that deserves a long ban is still spamming the thread

Whoa guys, chillax!

I've long been unbanned, actually (I think yesterday or so).
I've just had some other affairs to take care of, but I'll be back in the evening
It's the end of the week after all.

Anyway, De Kaftan, I'll be going to bed now.

And by the time I wake up, I hope the mods don read our entire exchange, you hear?
Afterwards, you go morph into a lawyer straight from a John Grisham novel, and then take me to the The Hague, alright?

Cheers.

decantan:
Kikikikiki Xmas is coming early.....

It suuuuuure is