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forkadict:
Pheeew! Finally up to speed with the backlog of pages.

I would like to comment on some recent developments on the show tho:

1. Macky 2: I see this dude in the finals already. Biggie manipulating the eviction terms on Sunday but for that, he should have been evicted. It became clear that he isnt as strong as is largely perceived. Then how in Hell did he win the funniest And please I would like to request a favor. @Spade or Anyone? I need the link for Zambia's BB fan page. I need to go resgister ASAP and distract those Macky 2 fans from focusing on their mission. They have proven beyond all reasonable doubts they are not smiling. Neither should we smile too. ATTENTION: @Spade: Please treat as a matter of NATIONAL PRIORITY.

2. Biggies decision to bring back former housemates was received with a mix of ecstacy and skepticism by me. Cos i agree with @The Amaka that Biggie is testing the waters for a Big Brother africa all stars2 which I am expecting next year. I also think he is trying to salvage the dipping ratings. But I am ecstatic at seeing my homeboy denzel again albeit for a week. (winks @thatchick)

3. Samantha and 265 eviction. I was glad to see them leave. No hard feelings.

Meeeeehn, that Macky2 no be small boy o!
Nigga has LOTS of Facebook Pages (AND Groups!) dedicated to him, and some of them even have over 50,000 Likes!
That guy's strength makes my balls ache

1. Big Brother Hotshot: Mark Mulaza Kaira Macky2 - 19,000 Likes
https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1472232059715014

2. Macky2 - 58,000 Likes
https://m.facebook.com/OfficialMacky2

3. Macky2 BBA9 Hotshots - 30,000 Likes
https://m.facebook.com/macky2bba9hotshots

4. Macky 2 BBA Hotshots - 4,900 Likes
https://m.facebook.com/profile.php?id=317517698435776

5. Macky 2 (Group) - 3,200 Members
https://m./233369663440106

6. Macky2 and Chef187 Fanpage (Group) - 10,000 Members
https://m./554526934669070

As my favorite underground rapper Twisted Insane would say... "Pick your poison".

safarigirl:
okay, maybe not Lucille, but he used the term on a HM, offended the entire house and did NOT apologise. My point remains valid and thanks for not disputing the rest. The only false there is WHO was insulted, so no dey shout false like say the guy no commit at all

He used the term on ONLY Thami, and Thami was NEVER offended, because they were used to calling each other harsh things in jest. I don't know what show you watched then, but you need to quit demonizing him just to make someone else look good - especially when your references are inaccurate.

safarigirl:
Uti fought Yacob cuz he walked in on him gossiping about him, same thing Tayo confronted Ella for. And what fuckery is this that Uti never ran down people, what year did you start watching this show? Was it not Uti that called Lucille a ret@r-d in Season 3 and when HMs asked him to apologise he told her "If I say you're a r3t@rd, then you're a phuckin' r3ta-rd and if you don't like it, phuck you!" the Uti that said Ghanaians are ugly and Mimi is a local champion with chopped hair and a pot belly? was that not Uti? Now same Uti is a saint compared to Tayo? Phuck this shiiit men, spade abeg come list the many sins of Uti.

Safarigirl, the bolded right there, is FALSE.
Completely FALSE. Totally FALSE. Offensively inaccurate.

Uti NEVER called Lucille a "rettard", and that you could say such is just plain wrong. If you have to defend a housemate, try doing it without twisting past events and demonizing others unnecessarily.

I remember that incident like it happened yesterday.

It was on the second week - The week Thami and Morris were nominated for fake eviction - The week Tawana was Head of House, and they had a mock Olympics task for the week.

The housemates were in the living room, and Uti and Thami were up to their usual antics, playfully dissing each other. That was when Uti called THAMI a "rettarrd" in jest.
Lucille took offence at that, and lashed out at Uti, ordering him to apologize for using that word, because she had a younger brother with Down's Syndrome. Uti saw this as a cheap attempt at winning sympathy votes by "Planting seeds in the viewers' heads" (his exact words) and making him look bad, so he unleashed his fury on her, ending it with his now famous line, "And if I decide to call everybody here rettards, fhuck you! If it offends you, GO AND DDDIE! Motherfhucker!"

Soffri when lying against Uti naa. Some of us have near-photographic memories here

Goodnight, folks

njokusboy:
Any girl dat gets fvcked on BBA leaves... Ella be warned, nobody helps you when you are screwed...

I can cheat on my wife and fiinger two inebriated women on international TV, and still win the cash prize in a show watched mainly by women.

I can sniff and twitch like a drug-addled Mexican crackhead, try to raape a woman while she's asleep, and still get paper on that same show.

I can walk like a duck, talk like a Pakistani terrorist, throw cooking pots at them hoes, and still get that dough on a show watched mainly by women.

I gotta tell ya... Being male is awesome

Dannyxy:
better, it will help my campaign..

I am just saying it now, once they do the "do", and I start my anti-ella campaign, no feminist should come near my post. I will not send you.

The personal text on your profile is such a contradiction

Please, guys, take note:

Should Idris end up doing the dirty with Ellah, then Nigeria MUST vote Ellah whenever both East Africans are up (and Tayo and Bea aren't up).
It would be our perfect opportunity to win the Ugandan vote (and still see Ellah leave), because she'd have no one else but UG and Nigeria by her side. She'd be abandoned by East Africa, and Ghana would probably drop her like a flaming bag of turd.

Possibly...

14:
I dont see anything happening, Idris could be virgin, the guy is so scared. Remember he is a Muslim

Huddah is a Muslim too.
It don't mean a thing.
If you gotta fhuck, you gotta fhuck.

Idris seems to have totally forgotten there was ever a housemate named Samantha in that house.

Lilian ain't fhucking with Samantha no more.
She retweeted some disses aimed at Sam, and also went on to say, "Anybody who hates Tayo is not my friend. Sorry."

Had 3 housemates been evicted, na Macky2 for follow comot

Ksslib:
Here you have it.. oh boy

Goitse: Botswana, Mozambique, Nigeria, Rwanda

Idris: Ghana, Kenya, Tanzania, Uganda

Macky2: Namibia, Rest of Africa, Zambia

Mr. 265: Malawi, Zimbabwe

Samantha: South Africa

Can you imagine? Shaka2 got 3 votes sef.
So much for his goons.
By the way, it's nice to see Moz snubbed him.
Also, Rwanda gave Idris the deuces
Nice one.

ShortPistolZA:
Well, he needs to build a bridge fast & get over it. However, I do get where he is coming from. He's not being pretentious for the cams & he has a right not to like someone if he doesn't really like them. No need to pretend.

If that's the case, then he's one hell of a wack sportsman; cuz, even in the real world, people don't blast their adversaries that soon.
Then again, maybe the psychological effects of the isolation are to blame in a way.

ShortPistolZA:
Nhlanhla needs to chill the fvck down. He is not feeling Lu at all. Ah well. Tough.

I've studied Nhlanhla's personality, and he strikes me as the type of person who HATES sharing the limelight with his brothers.
You witnessed him say nasty things about Samantha. Now, he's got a new project: Luclay.

Patterns are starting to show.

For Nhlanhla, hostility begins at home.

I wonder how Africa voted...

The mistakes Biggie made:

For Naija, he should have brought back Chris or Ola

For Zim - Pokello
For Bots - O'Neal

Polikem vs Oneza: Episode 2

Big Brother HotFlops

This is Biggie's way of telling the housemates they are useless... So useless he had to travel back in time to feed us with oldies instead

They should have used Beverly, NOT Uti.
But I'm guessing the organizers were scared Bev would expose everything with her mouth.
You know say that girl no get limit

14:
They are trying to save the boring show

Obviously!
It's a shameless attempt at boosting their pitiful ratings.
But I support it.
This season has been so unwatchable.

dynamitee:
Miss P from bba amplified for bots

Dat Asss

Mehn, I just dey imagine the gossip session between Samantha and 265 about Tayo back at their hotel room. Choi!
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...Oh, I forgot. Samantha will simply trek back to her house tonight.

Dathommie:
So botswana no keep dia part of d agreement shey??

Isokay!.....isorait!

Bots is a very small country.
Don't blame them too much.

Woooohoooo!!

Macky2 the Funniest?

Librate:
Av u bin to afikpo?

I've been almost everywhere in the East.

Librate:
lmao

Those shades scream "Afikpo" but it's none of my business

Guys, is Macky2 still wearing his cheap-asss shades?

killabeauti:
Rumor has it on twitter that ex housemates uti, vimbai, elikem, denzel to mention a few will be joining the housemates after the live eviction show. Visit mosagiede and melvin tl for more details.

I guess the organizers have told themselves the truth - Most of these housemates are useless.

I'll be relying on you guys for updates, biko.
I'm not in town.

#BringBackDannyXY

ochon:
LMAO.. You mean he had a 'lesser' Nando-esque tryst?

It's all about getting the job done on "record time", homey

ochon:
Holy shìt!! Hold up. E be like say I no read well. You mean 11 TIMES in one season?

Yes, you read me correctly.

Eleven.
Onze.
Iri-na-Otu.

The first time it happened, Munya was a few days away from his trip to Finland.

Ahhh... But do not mistake these sessions for what you'd see in a Saturday night KamaSutra picture on ETV.
For Mr. Chidzonga, you see, *shakes head*...
Let's just say, if he were a superhero, he'd be The Flash... if you catch my drift of course.