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Real Madrid, Liverpool, Man utd

I'm a Chelsea Fan tho

KTBFFH

mirexx08@gmail.com

Can you compare a Mercedes G-wagon to a Tipper filled with sand

I'm interested

08101368527

DR. ORTEGA .... WE ARE PROUD OF YOU.

YOU ARE A ROLE MODEL, A MENTOR AND A FATHER.

YOU HAVE MADE THE DEPARTMENT OF STATAISTICS (UNIZIK) A FORCE TO RECKON WITH.

SHE'S BEAUTIFUL

adedayo3193:
That was pwetty bad op

SURE, IT WAS.
I LEARNT MY LESSON.

I could remember vividly, that faithful morning, I was to write my final exam in my 2nd year. CSC 222 [File processing] was one of the underestimated courses which I am to write that faithful morning by 8am.
I had been reading the night before the exam, though I wasn't serious. Morning came as usual I was just playing around my room, stealing glances at my handout once in a while thinking the exam will not hold @ exact 8am (African time), as I stepped into the bathroom to have my bath I received a call from one of my course mate informing me that the lecturer was present in the hall ushering students in for his exam. I was just confused instantly, I rushed into the bathroom, took a quick shower, put on my clothe and left for school.

I reached the exam Centre 10mins into the exam only for the lecturer to keep all the late comers outside for extra 25mins. I was disoriented, everything in my memory about the course was wiped out as if my brain was formatted . I saw few people gathering studying a diagram that was given in the exam I went to meet them, I couldn't comprehend it I just had to forgo quick cramming and eventually we were all admitted into the hall for the exam.

As I walked into the hall I saw my squad (my exam team) laughing at me, I just smiled. I was told to sit at the back where I sat alone and the exam sheet was given to me, as I looked at it I knew only 4 questions out of 50, in my heart I knew that I had failed this exam. looking up to the Father and my sides for my friends it occurred to me that I was in a "desert" with no one to help. I was angry with my myself for no reason. I saw one of my course mate drawing something with a ruler I was surprised, I started asking myself "wetin this guy dey draw with ruler sef" . Eventually I submitted after answering the 4questions then I exited the hall with annoyance in my heart.
When the result was release I got an "E”.

SHARE YOUR PERSONAL EXPERIENCE .

THANKS OP.

"IT CAME TO ME IN A DREAM" ... I JUST DEY WONDER, OUT OF ALL THINGS WEY I FIT DREAM OF NA HOTEL I GO DEY DREAM ABOUT.
LOL.... 9JA I HAIL O

INCASE

rawgurl:
hbd dear, i like twins they are so unique.

MAY GOD GRANT YOU YOUR HEART DESIRE.

rawgurl:
I love em twins,

told hubby to put two at once bt at d end na one he dey put.

Congratulation, may the name of the almighty God be praised.

LOL... AM A TWIN TOO. INFACT, TODAY IS OUR BIRTHDAY.
CHEERS.

agarawu23:
jump inside before u tell us that

BASED ON EXPERIENCE BRO.

agarawu23:
Wise decision

Shark should help me eat his blukos

SORRY, THERE ARE NO SHARKS IN RIVER NIGER.

I honestly don't know what to type.

ALL I NEED MAA`M IS A SPACESHIP... AND THE DOGS WILL BE YOURS AGAIN.

GO FOR A 'BMX' BIKE. SURE IT WILL SERVE.

HMMM... SUCH A DIRTY COMPOUND.
YOU WILL BE SUPRISED THAT THE OCCUPANTS OF THIS HOSTEL ARE THE ONES THAT DO 'SHAKARA' THE MOST.
EVEN PERSON DEY USE SPLIT UNIT FOR THERE

I BELIEVE HE HAS ANOTHER BRILLIANT IDEA.
JUST STAY TUNED.

LORD FORGIVE ME FOR I JUST CHECKED THE OFFENDERS NAME, I PROMISE NOT TO DO IT AGAIN.
HAHAHAHAHA.... NCA WILL BE DISAPPOINTED.

IS D FG CONFUSED??
WHY SCRAP CBT??

AM SURE THIS "ACT OF CRYING" WAS SERIOSLY CONSIDERED. SINCE IF HE PRETENDS TO DIE AGAIN IT WON'T SENSE, SO THE BETER ALTERNATIVE WAS TO RUB A LITTLE PEPPERY SUBSTANCE CLOSE TO HIS EYES AND THEN TAKE A "CRYING SELFIE".

MORE LIKE MICHEAL JANSEN

OVERCONFIDENCE MADE THE SECOND FELLOW RETURN TO TAKE HIS 'SUPPOSED' PROPERTY.
HE GOT SERVED.

ONE SHOULDN'T WISH HIM DEATH, EVEN THOUGH HE IRRITATES SOME OF US.

cutechi:
U are foul mouthed! y would U call God's creation a gorilla? .Grow up!

OK. I HAVE GROWN UP. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW??
I BELIEVE THERE ARE OTHERS WHO TYPED MORE AWFUL THINGS, YOU SHOULD HAVE QUOTED THEM TOO. NONSENSE

IS THAT A GORILLA BESIDE HER IN THE SECOND PICTURE??

Lord is this what that Ogbonna boy is enjoying
Nice figure...
P.S If you are a Latino babe, apply within.

Now that's a damsel am talking about. She is just a beauty to behold.