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Politics / Re: Rivers Post-election Crisis: Nothing Abnormal, We Are Just Been Vigilant - Wike by spafu(m): 2:50pm On Apr 11, 2023
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Politics / Re: Herdsmen Massacre 43, Injure Many In Benue IDP Camp by spafu(m): 2:26pm On Apr 11, 2023
JoeEeL:


People like u who think it's by voting that will secure for generations are shallow thinkers. Typical african thinkers.

How long can u keep voting to get it right just to survive as a people?

So u black people have been reduced to just voting who you think are the right people just to have right to life? So what if fulani islamic jihadists flagbear all d prominent parties , what will you do?

Little wonder y'all are the bottom of the evolutionary cycle. Primitive simplistic thinking. You people are too weak and annoying! Tuehh!
You wrote a complete trash that started to wonder if your brain had taken leave of your head. When you get lucid, you could write again.
Events / Re: Fire Breaks Out During Wedding Reception In Lagos (video/photos) by spafu(m): 4:35pm On Apr 09, 2023
Why f.ucking lit a firecracker in an indoor event? What did the firecracker add to the toast? Now they have toasted, sorry roasted someone building and business.
Na wa for Africans.

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Politics / Re: Herdsmen Massacre 43, Injure Many In Benue IDP Camp by spafu(m): 1:19pm On Apr 08, 2023
And the unfortunate thing is that Benue people still went and voted for the APC that has watched and did nothing to bring to and end the killing of Benue people. Oh Benue, Oh Benue, how long shall you continue to bury your deads while we keep say RIP? How long?

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Booked Jet For A 95-Year-Old Man Who Missed His Flight (Video) by spafu(m): 1:18pm On Apr 08, 2023
Corn247:
He should just working in airport
Go back to school please.

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Agriculture / Re: Assistance To Young Female Farmers In Jema'a LGA Of Kaduna by spafu(m): 1:00pm On Apr 03, 2023
Seun, Lalasticlala, Myand, FarmTech, Pavore9
Agriculture / Assistance To Young Female Farmers In Jema'a LGA Of Kaduna by spafu(m): 12:59pm On Apr 03, 2023
SOMEONE MAY NEED THIS

Assistance to young female farmers

Are you or anyone you know within the age of 18-34, you or someone you know is a female and RESIDES in Jama'a LGA of Kaduna State? Albishirinki. Congratulations, for I have good news for you.
An organization is giving out free farm inputs and young female farmers free.
Not only that, you are also given an opportunity to sell your yields to the organization at above prevailing market rates. It sounds to good too be true right? Yet it is the truth.

The only condition that qualifies you, apart from meeting the demographic requirements above, is, you can only be a beneficiary through a cooperative of 30 members. So, if you already belong to a registered cooperative or is willing to quickly form a cooperative and have it registered, with all the members on ground to be enrolled then quickly message me hear and I will link you up to the organization's Extension Workers.

PS: Depending on the number of cooperatives enrolled in a given predetermined area, these farms input may include:
implements, seed, mechanizations (tractors) and pesticides.

PPS: I have no link or relationship, whatsoever with the organization other than knowing their Extension Workers, and voluntary helping connect the would beneficiary with them as part of sensitization.

PPPS: This programme is ongoing in several Local Government Areas of Kaduna State but it is Jama'a LGA that I am helping to create awareness for, for now. When I get the contacts of the EWs of other Local Government Areas, I may also bring them up for young female farmers in such areas to benefit as well.
Education / Re: Armless Gombe Girl Writing With Toes Gets Varsity Admission by spafu(m): 10:45am On Apr 02, 2023
Nice
Education / Re: Do You Need An Academic Research Writer? Here Is A Trusted One In Nigeria. by spafu(m): 12:19pm On Mar 01, 2023
This is serious
Politics / Re: 2023 Elections: Katsina Police Arrest Party Agents Over Plot To Hack Portal by spafu(m): 4:56am On Feb 25, 2023
PandoraObi:
Peter Obi is desperate
Go get a life

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Politics / Re: 2023 Elections: Katsina Police Arrest Party Agents Over Plot To Hack Portal by spafu(m): 4:54am On Feb 25, 2023
Hmmm
Politics / Re: Recent Supreme Court Rulings: Farooq Kperogi Shares Bunch Of Plantain Photo by spafu(m): 9:33am On Feb 14, 2023
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Romance / Re: Man Wins $30.5 Million Lottery 24 Hours After His Girlfriend Dumped Him (Video) by spafu(m): 11:23am On Dec 22, 2022
Magnoliaa:
Nice one.

See?

All men too should dump their gfs and move forward in life and leave women alone. They have no use.

I hope this man never go into a relationship at all and cut ties with every single female in his life.

He should find a men-only locality to relocate to and thrive.
Why are you pained with the man?
Politics / Re: Tech Firm Launches Quickvote.ng To Improve Digital Voting In Nigeria by spafu(m): 6:59pm On Nov 06, 2022
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Romance / Re: If Your Boyfriend Comes To Me, He Is Gone, Lady. Photos and Video. by spafu(m): 3:36pm On Oct 21, 2022
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Romance / Re: My Pre-wedding Photos by spafu(m): 2:27pm On Oct 15, 2022
FORWARDEVERLY:


Shut up Axxhole SIMP.. he is going to marry a virgin..
Your father was our class monitor in the school of Simplicity.
Politics / Re: Kaduna Residents Welcome Atiku In Zaria (Video) by spafu(m): 2:25pm On Oct 15, 2022
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Sports / Re: Mason Greenwood Arrested For 'breaching Bail', Contacting 'alleged Victim' by spafu(m): 12:10pm On Oct 15, 2022
Wetin dey do this guy

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Politics / Re: PDP Presidential Campaign Council Appoints Dele Momodu, Others As Directors by spafu(m): 4:34am On Oct 07, 2022
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Politics / Re: Economic Blueprint: Atiku Tackles Lai Mohammed, Demands Apology by spafu(m): 12:57am On Sep 23, 2022
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Sports / Re: Ime Udoka Faces Suspension Over Consensual intimate relationship With Team Staff by spafu(m): 2:21pm On Sep 22, 2022
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Foreign Affairs / Re: King Charles III Makes First Address To Britain & Commonwealth by spafu(m): 7:05pm On Sep 09, 2022
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Foreign Affairs / Re: Bridge Collapses With Officials On It While Being Commissioned In South Africa by spafu(m): 9:23am On Sep 06, 2022
Africa with substandard contract execution everywhere.

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Romance / Re: My Girl Just Broke Up With Me For No Reason by spafu(m): 11:06pm On Sep 05, 2022
HRHQueenPhil:


She is playing a prank and wants to see if you're serious enough to know she is joking
Ur reaction will confirm if she was a side chick or u were having real feelings in d realatio ship
May someone plank her head with a two-by-two plank. Prank keee her there.
Sports / Re: Chelsea Complete Signing Of Wesley Fofana For £70m by spafu(m): 2:32pm On Aug 31, 2022
This is Southampton induced fire brigade purchase.

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Sports / Re: Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang Beaten, Robbed At Home by spafu(m): 2:32pm On Aug 29, 2022
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Travel / Re: 2 Air France Pilots Suspended After Fighting In Cockpit by spafu(m): 10:33am On Aug 29, 2022
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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Two-Million-Man March In Rivers State (Photos, Video) by spafu(m): 6:30pm On Aug 27, 2022
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Sports / Re: Moment Anthony Joshua broke down in tears after losing rematch with Usyk (Video) by spafu(m): 3:50pm On Aug 21, 2022
Sorry, it's the bad luck of Buhari that precipitates everywhere. I trust you can bounce back as we get prepared to boot the ill-luck party called the APC.

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Romance / Re: My Pre-wedding Photos by spafu(m): 9:37pm On Aug 20, 2022
FORWARDEVERLY:


Shut up Axxhole SIMP.. he is going to marry a virgin..
Ani.mal, a virgin goat Abi?
Family / Re: Am I Responsible For The Pregnancy Or It Is A Setup? by spafu(m): 5:58pm On Aug 19, 2022
JudgeNotHi:
I need help. Could she be saying the truth or she's trying to hook.

I'm in a very stable relationship and as a matter fact, I'll be getting married to the love of my world, the one whom my heart continuously long for daily in next month.

Nevertheless, there's this lady whom happened to be an old friend for about 2 years now. We've been very close chat buddies and virtually could discuss anything online to each other (I mean anything). On one occasion, she suggested we meet up at my place to watch a movie Twilight together. Well, since I wasn't doing anything in particular for the weekend and my fiance wasn't in town, why not? (Trust me, my intents was pure and genuine).

The Saturday came, and we did have a lovely time together until the devil struck. One thing led to another and we both ended up kissing and eventually had sex. I wasn't careless not to have not used a protection but I could remember the condom coming off at a Point and was quickly replaced with another new one. Trust me guyz, we both felt bad immediately after the incident and both apologized to one another and that was it.

Fast forward to the present, I got a call from her for the first time after that incident (I had to cut off all communication with her after what happened) and she broke the news to me that she was feeling a little different which prompted her to go do a test, and to my greatest shock, she said it came out positive, SHE IS PREGNANT!!!

How is this even possible? We made our precisely on the 30th of July and the test results shows she's about 2weeks pregnant (Note: the test results shows it was carried out on the 12th of August. Moreover, I never even released when the condom came off into her and we had to remove it. How is it possible?

Now, the mother called and even asked to see me in person that, the daughter already explained all that ensued between us, and I should come and let's discuss our next move, that no daughter of hers gives birth outside wedlock.

In all these, I am so confused. The honest truth is, I never told the lady in particular I was getting married in the month of September. My wife to be does know her as just a friend and that's all but kept my wedding plans away from the lady despite how opened we were to each other.

Nairalanders, I am so confused. I have cried, begged her, pleaded with her to come clean with me, but she insists I was the only one she meet within that time frame. Even in the presence of her mother, she kept asking her, are you sure? She kept insisting I was the only one she had sex with last month.

My world is presently on pause mode as I don't know what to thing anymore. But I am 99.9% sure I am not responsible for the pregnancy. I even requested she used my hospital for a second test and it still came out positive.

I am currently, planning on telling my wife to be the whole truth and before then, involve our counselling pastor. I can't bring myself to tell my family despite the fact her mother keep insisting she comes to see my mother.

My inner most being tells me I am been set up, because I remember vividly on that night, she kept insisting I remove the condom that it was hurting her but I insisted.

Could the pregnancy be truly mine? Do I come clean to my babe? Do I just runaway? So many questions and I am deeply depressed and sad on how I got myself into the terrible mess. At this moment, I deserve whatever insults is thrown at me. I truly deserve them, BUT I NEVER FOR ONCE DOUBT my love for my wife to be, I truly love her...
If you slept with her on the 30th of July and coincidentally she was ovulating, then on the 12th of August when the pregnancy test was conducted, she should be 4 weeks pregnant, and not two. Pregnancy is counted fom the last time she saw her mense which is two weeks before her ovulation.
So she may be pregnant,but definitely not for you.

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