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Career / Re: N-Power Distributes Gadgets To N-Tech Volunteers by spafu(m): 9:13pm On Oct 11
HP on AMD processor, are those ones tools?
Romance / Re: University Of Ghana Student Apologizes For Flogging Her Cheating Boyfriend by spafu(m): 8:38pm On Oct 11
I need to put food on the table. If you know you voted on BBNaiaja to contribute billions for the sponsors, now is the time to help me make my small $20. How? Simple click on my signature. Thank you.
Celebrities / Re: Oppo Mobile Gifts Tacha Android Phone by spafu(m): 8:17pm On Oct 11
Them tried.
I need to put food on the table. If you know you voted on BBNaiaja to contribute billions for the sponsors, now I the time to help me make my small $20. How? Simple click on my signature. Thank you.

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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by spafu(m): 5:41am On Oct 11
How is it going in here?
Education / Re: Kiki Mordi Replies Kemi Olunloyo, Unblocks Her by spafu(m): 10:12pm On Oct 09
Sports / Re: Osimhen Named In Ligue 1 Team Of The Week by spafu(m): 9:28pm On Oct 09
Nice one, he tried.
Politics / Re: Fayemi: We Can Do Away With Senate by spafu(m): 9:25pm On Oct 09
Ok, yet he will want to become a senator at the end of his tenure. Hypo...


Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Suspected Fraudster At Presidential Villa by spafu(m): 9:21pm On Oct 09
Buhari is this country's number one fraudster, hope it's him.


Business / Re: BUA Group Vows To Crash Prices Flour, Sugar, Others by spafu(m): 5:47am On Oct 08
That will be nice

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Health / Re: Drinking Tea Improves Brain Health, Study Suggests by spafu(m): 6:06am On Oct 07
Recommend this to Buhari and his supporters, maybe there will be some improvement somewhere.
Politics / Re: Photos: Buhari Receives SP, Lawan, Speaker, Gbajabiamila At Presidential Villa by spafu(m): 6:00am On Oct 07
Buhari meets his rubber stamps is a better caption.
Do you know why the Executive is trying to milk money from already poor and impoverished Nigerians: such as through VAT increase, return of Toll gates, etc? Because they have the National Assembly in its pocket and it's leaders as it rubber stamps. So no one will question them or make much noise about it.
Na una say Next Level na him sure pass, Tor see as the thing done be. I don't know how you guys are surviving because I don't make a Kobo on Nigeria, make I go look for my daily bread, as usual, for another people country, and if you want help me with customers just click my signature.

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Education / Re: Computer Science And Computer Engineering: What Are The Differences? by spafu(m): 5:59am On Oct 07
One is scientific while the other is engineertific.
Ok, don't take my word for it... Na Buhari type of school I go, na only affidavit na him Dem give us.
But on a more serious note boost my chances of making a living by checking my signature . Thanks a bunch.


Politics / Re: Insecurity: Army Begins Nationwide Operation Today by spafu(m): 5:58am On Oct 07
Politics / Re: Chibok Atacked By Boko Haram, Many Houses On Fire by spafu(m): 6:06am On Oct 05
These people ehn.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Maritime Admin. And Safety Agency NIMASA Recruitment 2019/2020 | APPLY by spafu(m): 6:03am On Oct 05
Fake news looking for traffic
Politics / Re: 2023 Presidency splits Tinubu, Osinbajo - Sunnews by spafu(m): 5:47am On Oct 05

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Business / Re: How I Earned $420 Last Month From Bitcoin Faucets. You Can Try It For Yourself. by spafu(m): 5:41am On Oct 05
You didn't mention the first two faucets you worked in.
Crime / Re: Gunmen Kill Nine Soldiers In Sunke, Zamfara Village by spafu(m): 4:49am On Oct 05

Our soldiers need all the support they can get to end this evil that the devilish party bestowed on our nation before they left.

We will win this war as a nation.

God bless our gallant soldiers as they lay their lives on the line for peace to reign in our darling nation.
You are a big ____ (complete it).

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Webmasters / Re: How To Write Search Engine Optimized (SEO) Article by spafu(m): 4:40am On Oct 05

Only a foolish teacher will teach antiquated knowledge as modern basics.

That shitt is traditional.

Can you follow that guideline when doing SEO for core PHP?

Hell no.

So what makes it the basics of on-page SEO?

You and the op need real help.

Better change the topic to

How to write Yoast optimized SEO Content
Even a client (supposedly layman) knows better than you.

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The N-power Tech Software Can't Contain Their Excitement About Learning. by spafu(m): 8:26am On Oct 04

I'm sorry crack-head for not telling u earlier that I'm N-teach, and as the months runs out I don't see anything wrong for politely asking for the monthly stipends I worked for when it's becoming too late.
Once again crack-head you don't have to insult before you make a point. Cheers

Could you kindly point me to where I had insulted you? I first asked a question, and went further to say if that is the case then you were not serious, to be asking for your stipend so early. But looking at your response, you can see that the thing that made you rely on npower stipends and not trying to make a living despite the fact that jobs are hard to come by is in your head. Otherwise, you should have reason that since my assertion was based on you being a software beneficiary, then it really should not apply to you nor should it be something you would take personal. So is there no channel of communication that you had to come to a thread on npower software to make enquiry?
And sincerely, I can stomach your insult on me, it adds or takes nothing away from me.
And as an advice, while still relying on this stipend, go learn (and if already have) some skills and sell as a freelancer as you can see on my signature.
Webmasters / Re: How To Write Search Engine Optimized (SEO) Article by spafu(m): 8:10am On Oct 04

Disjointed argument.

You can't teach someone how to write letters without teaching them punctuation.

You cant teach someone on-page SEO without touching the foundation of SEO- technical SEO.

You use Yoast, so I won't reply you again.
Your intelligence is shallow so I am not surprise that you still didn't get the message. Whatever is taught is broken down into topics, punctuation is taught under Lexis and Structure, only a foolish teacher would want to teach everything at the same time. And only a stupid person will expect one to cover a subject matter under Off-Page SEO when he/she had set out to cover a subject that partains to On-Page SEO. Or would you have me define the two for you before you understand?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The N-power Tech Software Can't Contain Their Excitement About Learning. by spafu(m): 5:38am On Oct 03
My dear Npower when are we getting our stipend
Are you a beneficiary of the Npower Tech Software or the other subdivisions of the Npower? If you belong to the software arm, then permit me to say you are not serious. When did you commenced the program that you are already asking for your stipends? Was money your primary motivate for this program? Go an learn what you would be trained on and then make use of it to employ yourself
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The N-power Tech Software Can't Contain Their Excitement About Learning. by spafu(m): 5:33am On Oct 03
Nice one, I hope they get the best of training and facilitation.
Webmasters / Re: How To Write Search Engine Optimized (SEO) Article by spafu(m): 4:35am On Oct 03

What is an SEO content if not a content you write to rank?

Off-page, technical and on-page are all part of SEO and you can't talk about SEO content without considering them.

SEO content does not stop at on-page SEO.

Be guided!
Oga leave that story and accept that you goffed. It's like you telling me because SEO, Email Marketing, Content Marketing, Search Social Media Marketing etc are all part Digital Marketeting, you can't talk about one without talking about the others. Who came up with such a guideline and curriculum? I should be the one telling you to be guided because not only do I know of the subject matter, I am an experienced trainer and teachers, who has the requisite methodologies for effective and experiential knowledge transfer.
It I like a secondary school teacher announcing to his students that he was going teach on "HOW TO WRITE A FORMAL LETTER, and someone comes from the blues and start saying: How dere you teach these students Letter writing without intonation? Why did you leave out figure out speech? But again, after following your comments and those of others, I could see you raise all of these so you could have an avenue to learn what others are doing well as regard SEO.
Webmasters / Re: How To Write Search Engine Optimized (SEO) Article by spafu(m): 8:10pm On Sep 30
This is SEO at its basic.

Believe me, you won't make frontpage with this unless you are competing with people that don't know what they are doing.

If you are still using Yoast to optimize, then you haven't started.

You even forgot backlinks, the third most important ranking signals.

You forgot LSI.

Focus keywords is bullshitt. Have you heard of Google's RankBrain algo?

You forgot schema markup.

You forgot mini-FAQ and FAQ make-up.

You didn't mention Google Panda and Penguin. You can rank without taking those things into consideration.

You didn't mention domain authority, you didn't mention canonical tag, you didn't mention https.

All these are just a few things Yoast won't point out.

What you pointed out was SEO 101.

SEO has advanced beyond that.

You were just trying to showcase yourself as "I too know", the fact that he titled his article as "How to Write Search Engine Optimized Article" should have made you know that this is On-Page SEO, and as such Backlink which falls within Off-Page SEO was outside the scope of his write up.


Health / Re: I Bedwet Even As An Adult....please Help Me by spafu(m): 6:02pm On Sep 30

Chat me up on whatsapp...08079935422
I will help you
You need more help than her obviously.
Politics / Re: DSS Stops Sowore From Addressing The Press, Grabs Him (Video) by spafu(m): 5:56pm On Sep 30
Sowore has backed the wrong horse. He should have known better than fighting for ungrateful Nigerians.

Well I didn't expect less from a country where the average IQ is less than 75.
Go and sidone jo, Sowore is fighting for which Nigerians? Was he not among those who put Nigeians under Buhari grips? Why am I bothered when you have described yourself to be of low IQ?

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Politics / Re: AGAIN: DSS To Arraign Sowore In Court Tomorrow by spafu(m): 7:35pm On Sep 29
When they can't obey court rulings why go to court in the first place?
Politics / Re: SSS Arrest Activist Chido Onuma by spafu(m): 7:29pm On Sep 29

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