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Africa with substandard contract execution everywhere.

HRHQueenPhil:


She is playing a prank and wants to see if you're serious enough to know she is joking
Ur reaction will confirm if she was a side chick or u were having real feelings in d realatio ship

May someone plank her head with a two-by-two plank. Prank keee her there.

This is Southampton induced fire brigade purchase.

Eayah

Hnmn

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Sorry, it's the bad luck of Buhari that precipitates everywhere. I trust you can bounce back as we get prepared to boot the ill-luck party called the APC.

FORWARDEVERLY:


Shut up Axxhole SIMP.. he is going to marry a virgin..

Ani.mal, a virgin goat Abi?

JudgeNotHi:
I need help. Could she be saying the truth or she's trying to hook.

I'm in a very stable relationship and as a matter fact, I'll be getting married to the love of my world, the one whom my heart continuously long for daily in next month.

Nevertheless, there's this lady whom happened to be an old friend for about 2 years now. We've been very close chat buddies and virtually could discuss anything online to each other (I mean anything). On one occasion, she suggested we meet up at my place to watch a movie Twilight together. Well, since I wasn't doing anything in particular for the weekend and my fiance wasn't in town, why not? (Trust me, my intents was pure and genuine).

The Saturday came, and we did have a lovely time together until the devil struck. One thing led to another and we both ended up kissing and eventually had sex. I wasn't careless not to have not used a protection but I could remember the condom coming off at a Point and was quickly replaced with another new one. Trust me guyz, we both felt bad immediately after the incident and both apologized to one another and that was it.

Fast forward to the present, I got a call from her for the first time after that incident (I had to cut off all communication with her after what happened) and she broke the news to me that she was feeling a little different which prompted her to go do a test, and to my greatest shock, she said it came out positive, SHE IS PREGNANT!!!

How is this even possible? We made our precisely on the 30th of July and the test results shows she's about 2weeks pregnant (Note: the test results shows it was carried out on the 12th of August. Moreover, I never even released when the condom came off into her and we had to remove it. How is it possible?

Now, the mother called and even asked to see me in person that, the daughter already explained all that ensued between us, and I should come and let's discuss our next move, that no daughter of hers gives birth outside wedlock.

In all these, I am so confused. The honest truth is, I never told the lady in particular I was getting married in the month of September. My wife to be does know her as just a friend and that's all but kept my wedding plans away from the lady despite how opened we were to each other.

Nairalanders, I am so confused. I have cried, begged her, pleaded with her to come clean with me, but she insists I was the only one she meet within that time frame. Even in the presence of her mother, she kept asking her, are you sure? She kept insisting I was the only one she had sex with last month.

My world is presently on pause mode as I don't know what to thing anymore. But I am 99.9% sure I am not responsible for the pregnancy. I even requested she used my hospital for a second test and it still came out positive.

I am currently, planning on telling my wife to be the whole truth and before then, involve our counselling pastor. I can't bring myself to tell my family despite the fact her mother keep insisting she comes to see my mother.

My inner most being tells me I am been set up, because I remember vividly on that night, she kept insisting I remove the condom that it was hurting her but I insisted.

Could the pregnancy be truly mine? Do I come clean to my babe? Do I just runaway? So many questions and I am deeply depressed and sad on how I got myself into the terrible mess. At this moment, I deserve whatever insults is thrown at me. I truly deserve them, BUT I NEVER FOR ONCE DOUBT my love for my wife to be, I truly love her...

If you slept with her on the 30th of July and coincidentally she was ovulating, then on the 12th of August when the pregnancy test was conducted, she should be 4 weeks pregnant, and not two. Pregnancy is counted fom the last time she saw her mense which is two weeks before her ovulation.
So she may be pregnant,but definitely not for you.

Buhari welcoming his brothers from across the border.

Blessedmercy8:
Wow great!

What kind of job was he doing over there and how much was he earning?

Congratulations man.

Go Dubai go ask nah.

Steve0979:
My guy don chop dis babe b4 ,u for no show her face na

Somebody else done chop the one you and your friend will settle down with.

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Your wife though.. just this weird feeling about her.. anyways congrats

Yeye talk from a child.

madridguy:
Congratulations bro. Your wife is cute. If she get a sister abeg link me up

God forbid, an APC zombie will not make a good husband.

Om

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YorubaIsGreat:
Dem lie dem no lie, Obidient cretins should know that hoebidaft will never smell aso rock.....

Hand dey shake, leg dey shake, Baba wey no well dey shout emilokon .

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MadamVanessa:



Una don start ba?


Before you know now, they'll use preek to lift someone clitoris. E no de tey.

Someone done lift yours like that before?

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illicit:


That is the normal kunu made with millet or something

The other type is kunu Aya

Aya means tiger nuts

So there are two types of kunnu
The one u drank (very common) and kunu Aya

There more than two type of Kunu.
Kunu Zaki (Zaki means sweet) - can be made with Millet or Gunea corn
Kunu Geda (Geda is the Hausa name for groundnut) - made with rice and groundnut.
Kunu Aya - made from Tigernuts
Kunu Tsisua.

Morenikeji090:
Haters shall not rest.. haters of Tinubu shall suffer and labour in vain. Amen

May your life continues as APC have done to this nation

I no dey carry hooker.

FreeStuffsNG:
Smh. They never learn.

CAN and PFN officials are rehearsing the same macabre dance while using same unchristian, very unsavoury words and disrespectful words they used for President Buhari -Prof (Pastor) Osibanjo pair during the 2015 Presidential election now for the Asiwaju-Shettima pair.

They eventually ended in shame and disrepute in 2015.
Please where is Bishop Wale Oke since 2015 when he threatened hell and brimstone? Where is Papa Oritsejafor who was the spiritual father of HE GEJ and President of I think CAN then?

There was paricularly one very rude spokesman for PFN then who use very despicable words even without respect for Pastor Osibanjo, where is he now?

They will lose again.

This is what happens when you go outside what the Bible new testament teaches on how to relate to those in authority ( Rom. 13:1-2) and no scripturally organized Church will take orders from a body outside its Elders like CAN or PFN.

CAN will lose again and they, not Christianity, will be disgraced again.

I am a Christian and I will vote for Asiwaju-Shettima.
Vote for Asiwaju Tinubu.He is the best among all the candidates and he will lead Nigeria to greater heights.

May God bless Nigeria for ever!
Meanwhile, if you want free business ideas and directory of money sources, please check my signature. Cheers.

May your life take the path Buhari had taken this nation to.

Kk

helinues:


Tinubu wouldn't have been Apc presidential candidate had Pdp zoned their presidency to Souththern Nigeria and present Christian candidate

Shift