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Celebrities › Re: Natasha Clashes With 2Baba At A Club In Abuja – Video by spafu(m): 8:57pm On Aug 08
Someone should talk to the owner of this YouTube channel.
The voice is never in sync with her lips,
Food › Re: The Best Way To Eat Yam by spafu(m): 8:45pm On Aug 08
I love yam, and I enjoy it anyway.
Pounded with Vegetables or Egusi
Roasted with Red Oil and Ukpaka.
Porridge
Fried with Akara ( we call it Kosh & Dosh/
Boiled with Garden Egg Sauce
Fashion › Re: Girls That Wear This How Do They Manage To Urinate? (photo) by spafu(m): 8:42pm On Aug 08
Lol, they are on pee strike, when wearing that.
Health › Re: Countries With The Highest Testosterone Levels by spafu(m): 1:56am On Aug 08
sharone21:
I was thinking countries with more rape or sexual assault incidents would grace the top first half.
Are you referring to India? Those guy are real low on self esteem, the reason why they indulge in such wicked acts because the ability to chyke and woo a female is lacking.. I don't see anyone who rapes a woman as being normal, at all.
Like how could anyone enjoy iit, wihen the act of pre-intimacy, that will drive and make the woman beg you to take her is lacking? Simply because she is being forced against her will.
Health › Re: Countries With The Highest Testosterone Levels by spafu(m): 1:39am On Aug 08
MissOpe:
I was only speaking for my fellow women, been more than a year without mating with a man, Masturbation is life, its safer and sweeter for me ....
.eseun gan
I respect your choice of having your "Local Government Headquarters" serviced via va cucumber or Love Machine - none of which can effectively take the place of a real Executive Chairman.
As for your fellow women whom you were speaking for, they can attest to the fact that most men are no longer after their horney pot, as they are after crafting a life for themselves. For such men, s.ex is a overrated,
Health › Re: Countries With The Highest Testosterone Levels by spafu(m): 9:39pm On Aug 07
MissOpe:
Chai, abeg make our Tots rest ooo we beg u
E go rest if you want it to rest but can you stay off it been serviced?
Culture › Re: Gone Are The Good Old Childhood Days Of Yore by spafu(m): 11:56am On Aug 07
gift2xl:
Movies like "sound of music" there was a chewing gum they sell for 50kobo, it's twisted at both end... Something "banana".
An exercise book with someone tie to a stick in a manner like they are roasting the person.

We use paper to create a boat, to create a bird where you pull the tail side and the wings start's flapping.
Robot Banana Gum.
We also used the wrap, that of Éclairs sweet and others as money, when playing mama and papa play.
Culture › Re: Gone Are The Good Old Childhood Days Of Yore by spafu(m): 11:49am On Aug 07
femi4:
Good old days of playing table soccer
I almost entered adulthood with his game. At 13 to 14, I was still using Jik or Parazone empty containers with Cigarettes inner liners to design trophies and hosting competitions.
Culture › Re: Gone Are The Good Old Childhood Days Of Yore by spafu(m): 11:37am On Aug 07
mohims:
Most of these ones mentioned didn't really shake things. I guess you never watched behind the clouds, checkmate, ichioku, Willie Willie, Samanja and others. Wale Adenuga production started in 2000+. I was already a graduate then. I watched most of his series but trust me, it was nothing compared to what we have back then. Did you watch cartoons like Popeye, Voltron defender of the universe, zero, Scooby Dooby doo, super ted?
He didn't mention Jaguar, "My belle o, My Head O". Super Story that we red in Ikebe Super Magazines before it got to telecoms.
In the North we had "Magana jari ce"
Culture › Re: Gone Are The Good Old Childhood Days Of Yore by spafu(m):
ajog1:
Were kites flown at U/rimi back then?
Yes, there were no string we didn't utilise for kites. From the one we got from sacks, to those from knitting, to the ones we had to buy. If you fly kite, what would you fly in U/Rimi? Not the Degel Road axis or Low cost.
I am talking about those around the market axis.
Also, hiring bicycles to go round the LEA Primary school, or Boris to 'destroy' that football pitch were some of our other fun activities in the hood.
Crime › Re: Two More Fake Agencies Linked To Adeniyi Adeyemi Uncovered By ICPC by spafu(m): 11:12pm On Aug 06
TheFreshVanilla:
Every Nigerian is a potential criminal.
Speak for yourself please if you're one.
Crime › Re: Two More Fake Agencies Linked To Adeniyi Adeyemi Uncovered By ICPC by spafu(m): 11:11pm On Aug 06
TheFreshVanilla:
Every Nigerian is a potential criminal.
Speak for yourself please, if you are a potential criminal or already one.
Culture › Re: Gone Are The Good Old Childhood Days Of Yore by spafu(m):
sirchim:
Your head dey there jor😂. I was a champion on this. Did you do cars with gongoni, tin milk container? grin
Jiya ba yau ba.
Culture › Re: Gone Are The Good Old Childhood Days Of Yore by spafu(m):
Freshtruth:
me and my neighbors daughters dey act Nigerian movies that year but I miss a golden opportunities Sense never too dey that time . I wish I can be have that opportunity again I would had utilize it
.
So. You can knack your neighbour's daughters belle abi?
That was how we were playing hide and seek, me and one fine compound girl hide for correct position, and just when I was about using the opportunity to explore, na so my "useless" younger brother found us. I never got to explore till crisis in Kaduna separated us
Culture › Re: Gone Are The Good Old Childhood Days Of Yore by spafu(m): 10:41pm On Aug 06
Nothing anyone will tell me, this writer grew up at Ungwan Rimi, Kaduna state
Romance › Re: How Long Did You Date Your Spouse Before Getting Married by spafu(m): 3:11am On Aug 04
lindqvistbergst:
Dont marry any. What's the benefit in it? Its 2026 everything you get in marriage you get without it now. If you want sex then go to the pub or move your girlfriend in. If you need someone to cook and clean then pay someone or learn to do it. Its not like you get prim and proper wifey anymore and get nothing traditional. All you get is a bill for a woman thats folded up by multiple other men before you.
Leave with your choice and don't try to deceive others to join you in your suffering, beg.
Politics › Re: 2027: “INEC Listing Has Silenced Doubters” — Wike PDP by spafu(m): 12:52am On Aug 04
Brendaniel:
So because Nigeria's problem did not start today is justification for it not to stop with Tinubu, it is also justification for you people to keep supporting the nonsense he is doing?

So what exactly did he come to differently from his predecessors?

And this is how you people want your country to progress?

Just look at the illogical, irrational reasoning you people carry.

That is why Nigeria is the way it is today..

So because it did not start with him so it should not end with him?

See reasoning...
Your reasoning is very shallow. If you had taken a brief moment to hit on my profile, you would have helped yourself to knowing. E better, and avoid drawing conclusions based on your shallow thought pattern.
Politics › Re: 2027: “INEC Listing Has Silenced Doubters” — Wike PDP by spafu(m): 9:29am On Aug 03
Brendaniel:
He is not correct, is it every person that is supporting Tinubu and the people around him, So I did vote Tinubu and I have never supported him, then you want to blame me for him becoming president...

Is something wrong with u folks?

After you people choose insane leaders, then you want to blame everybody...
Please, if you don't get the basis of the discussion, nobody is asking that you must have an opinion. Nigeria's problem didn't start today, and neither with Tinubu, so I don't see why you think that Tinubu and is supporters alone are the cause of the nation's problem.
It's the inherent problems existing in our society, and that some of us pride ourselves in, that even got Tinubu to that seat in the first place.
Politics › Re: 2027: “INEC Listing Has Silenced Doubters” — Wike PDP by spafu(m): 9:21am On Aug 03
Brendaniel:
No, they are reflection of those who support them, so if you have a bad leader and you are supporting then you are equally a bad person...

Not everyone supports the madness Tinubu and his cronies are doing, if you are among the supporters, then you are just like them, leave others who are not supporting them out of it...
My brother, the thing is deep. It goes beyond what you are thinking. It goes beyond politics alone
Politics › Re: 2027: “INEC Listing Has Silenced Doubters” — Wike PDP by spafu(m): 9:18am On Aug 03
Guestmale:
The political leaders don't fall from heaven, they arose from among us, therefore they are the reflection of our society.
101% correct. And untill we get it right ourselves, we can't expect to get it right with our leaders.
Politics › Re: 2027: “INEC Listing Has Silenced Doubters” — Wike PDP by spafu(m): 9:05am On Aug 03
Each time I want to blame our leaders, I realize that the masses are actually the biggest problem. It is our failing and failures that has empowered enabled the useless leaders to keep taking us on a ride.
Crime › Re: Man Disappears After Collecting ₦95 Million From Bandit Leader In Katsina by spafu(m): 8:58am On Aug 03
One day Bushmeat go catch the Hunter.
Politics › Re: Osun: Governor Adeleke Celebrates Davido's New Album In Style by spafu(m): 10:24am On Aug 01
kevwemike:
sorry pls who are you , I don't know U.
He is trying to tell you that the person you are asking to show you love can hardly afford sachet water for himself talk more for another person.
Politics › Re: Osun: Governor Adeleke Celebrates Davido's New Album In Style by spafu(m): 10:19am On Aug 01
Sonofgod1990:
I will be glad to support this adeleke with a million dollar for his election campaigns
It is now I confirm all that others have been saying about you.
Politics › Re: Balami Takes Obidient Structure To Seyi Tinubu, Promises 12 Million Votes by spafu(m):
yarimo:
2027 will surely be peter obi worst political outing in his life grin
Data boy has earned today's daily pay.
Business › Re: See What Happened After He Was Settled With 4.5m After 8 Years By His Boss by spafu(m): 1:05pm On Jul 31
If it is easy, the boy's father should also have people serve him so he could settle them after 8 years..
If many graduates who spent 8 years (half of his apprenticeship) acquiring education could get #2.25M (half of his settlement), a lot would never have worked for anybody.
Agriculture › Re: Rare Fruits Found In The North With Their Nutritional Values (video/pictures) by spafu(m): 12:33pm On Jul 31
bikefab:
I have never liked the taste of Dabino, It is too sugary for my liking. Recently someone introduced me to eating a combination of kwakwa and Dabino, I must confess, the taste is orgasmic
Did that person also tell you that such a combo with Aya is magical?
Agriculture › Re: Rare Fruits Found In The North With Their Nutritional Values (video/pictures) by spafu(m): 12:31pm On Jul 31
SeriouslySense:
i did not even know there is Baobab in the North i thought it was exclusive to southern Africa
The dried and grounded leaves of the tree, is used to make one of the most popular soups in the North - Miyan Kuka.
Culture › Re: Bishop Michael Samuel Cole Was The First Person To Translate Qur‘an To Yoruba by spafu(m):
babayinka77:
The first comprehensive written compilation of the Quran into a single master manuscript was commissioned by the first Caliph, Abu Bakr al-Siddiq, around 632–634 CE, and carried out by the chief scribe Zayd ibn Thabit.Background and ContextThe Trigger: Following the Battle of Yamama in 11 AH (632 CE), a significant number of the Huffaz (companions who had memorized the entire Quran) were martyred.The Initiative: Fearing that parts of the oral recitation might be lost with the passing of the memorizers, Umar ibn al-Khattab advised Abu Bakr to compile the scattered texts into one unified volume.
Sorry o, I want to ask, was this translated to Yoruba, Hausa or Igbo? What are the bases of your disputations.
Agriculture › Re: Rare Fruits Found In The North With Their Nutritional Values (video/pictures) by spafu(m): 8:11pm On Jul 29
Onewazobia:
These were some of the delights at different times in my life.

This country is beautiful, and every region and tribe has its own uniqueness. It is just unfortunate that, after over 60 years of independence, we have not been able to fully integrate and embrace one another.

I will continue to say this: our problem is not just a leadership problem; it is also a psychological and cultural problem. We have, in some ways, inherited and unconsciously developed prejudices against one another, although we often live in denial of this uncomfortable truth.

Goruba was one of my delights during primary school.

I hope we all get it right someday.

Here are some of the English names:

Hausa English

Goruba Baobab fruit

Dabino date fruit

Yalo African eggplant

Aya Tiger nut
Baobab tree is call Kuka.
Agriculture › Re: Rare Fruits Found In The North With Their Nutritional Values (video/pictures) by spafu(m):
LocalFARMERS:
Kurna
Gauta
Samiyan Biri
Magariya is what I know the first one to be.
You also need to add Dinya and Giginya and Taura.

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