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chigoizie7:
The very one question none of u refused to ask this girl is why dey broke up.


Only then, will u give her advices on how to go on without him.





If she cheated on the guy and later realized her mistakes and is feeling bad for her actions, it will be hard to forget him especially if the guy has been good to her.

honeygirl17:
when I ask u a question u didn't reply cos I'm not a guy , let me edit my post and leave you in your lonely state nonsense

nuelzy:
look at dis over-used biatch....i hate nigerians to death!!!....let someone like beyonce wia dis tin nw....oh! she is hot...she is sexy..and all



nw its omotola...d cloth belongs to her daughter....smh



ppl r just archaic for my liking in dis Goddam country....

fools like dis prety diva....should know dat crop tops aint just meant for young girls only


for Gods sake...whateva one is comfy in...is good..


doubt it...den u will go cripple any day u put on trouser..rubbish...
moral-morons

dharay99:

visit a psychiatric hospital
& †ell 'em yhu wanna format ur brain.



#simple.

400billionman:
You cheated ?

joewizzy247:
if he is takin a stroll wit his pet, wetin concern us?

buchito1:
6 & 3 cracked the life out of me!!!!!!!

When Unilag boys visit Umudike

Op u don make me piss for this my boxers I being wan wear till Sunday!!!!!!

iniguy:
The Man Who Knew Everyone
A friend of mine named Larry once told me, around the time of Bill Clinton's 2nd inauguration, "You know, President Clinton and I are buddies."
I said, "Sure you are."
He said, "No, really! Just turn on your TV tonight to the Inaugural Ball. You'll see me."
Sure enough, I turned on the TV that night, and there was Larry, talking to President Clinton with his arm around the guy.

Not long after, I was talking to Larry about how much I admired Johnny Depp as an actor. Larry said, "Oh, he's a good friend."
I said, "Noooo!"
Larry said, "Let's hop in my car". He drove me to the bar Johnny Depp owns, and as we sipped drinks, Johnny happened to walk by, immediately exclaimed "Larry!" and fell into Larry's arms.

This was getting spooky. Larry seemed to know everyone! I tested Larry with a few more people. We were back in the Bay Area. Larry was telling me he was buddy-buddy with Jerry Brown. We went to a Press Conference at Oakland City Hall, and just before Brown started answering questions, he said "I see my friend Larry out there."

Same kind of thing happened when we went to Bob Dylan's house and rang the bell. Bob answered the door, said "Larry!" gave my friend a big hug, and invited us in for drinks.

I was becoming a believer, but then one day we were having another conversation and Larry said something about "my friend the Pope."
I said, "You can't know him, too!"
Larry said, "Wanna bet?"
Larry happens to be very well off, so he flew the both of us to Rome. We took a cab to St. Peters Square. We were standing in the big crowd below the balcony of the Pope's apartment. Larry said, "Excuse me for a little while" and disappeared into the crowd.
A little while after that, John Paul appeared on the balcony and started blessing people. And who should be up there beside him but, you guessed it!
I was utterly amazed! I nudged a fellow standing next to me, pointed to the balcony, and said, "Look!"
The guy shaded his eyes with his palm, peered up at the balcony, turned back to me, and said, "Who's that guy up there with Larry?"

I don't get

iniguy:
POOR GUY
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

seanjy4konji:
Na so dis denrele take mad and nobody help am...

Money no be everything though.