₦airaland Forum

doublezero7:
Lol...dem for tell me before setting up any committee now!

Dis one go dey feel like boss (˘̯˘ )
Come on goan sit down there!

babs01:
Our universities are just producing 1/2 baked products with li2 or nothing to offer d society than what I've been seen here since.

Who be dis one, dem force u show 4 d thread
Erisegun and tolusx deal wit im

kingphilip:
wey de stream 2 ba

No oo! Taa!

sofdoc:
U n sparklered on ur date?

Am I missing sometin?

Cc estellar

I weak 4 am oo

kingphilip:
if everybody get call up letter dem don disappear

Lol na only we we go still remain

Make I see if una go camp, na like dis una go dey disturb dis thread


Anyway make una come chop, pizza and chicken wings

Gracyel:

U just dey shine teeth since ah, ja mi si na!

Gracyel:
Lol....

U know we ve 2 do quiz in camp , food quiz, mammi market quiz, parade quiz and wareva quiz again we do, oh most importantly! Shot put quiz! Uniben alumnus Would understand dis, it very important! I need a pack of black nylon

Everywhere is quiet dat is good.. make I go read 4 nysc

Beejayx:
military ow va.

Lol Ayam fyne oo, I hope I don't disappoint u, if I don't get recruited into d military

kingphilip:
e b like say u no like ur fone again

Them go ask U question all eyes go de on u n they go notice say na fone u de press

U go write apology letter tire

I pray, na on code I dey do am

Gracyel:
.. At past nine?.. That means u didn't eat before u left home?

Naaa I didnt

erisegun:
simply walk down2 d nearest ewa agoyin joint*

Ate dat yesternite, na iya dele jollof rice I wan chop

Gracyel:
Don't mind him Jare. Oti baje ju. Good morning dear. Am sure u are having a great day at work

We re having a meeting sef, plenty argument, so my fone is my companion, I no fit shout, as per great hmm am hungry jare

kingphilip:
I love soft hands giving me e-slap it's more like creasing my brows

Lol u like bad things

joyjoomla:
Yes I did dear. How urs too.
Muah *on urforehead*

..thanks dear

kingphilip:
kai see headache o

Abeg next time use those big names for afternoon by den headache no go de

Morning e-spinster
Hw was ur nyt

"E-spinster" (˘̯˘ ) did I put it in ur mouth ni, gracyel. Give I'm e-slap

kingphilip:
just reply only mine and forget the rest

Morning dearie
Had a splendid night rest

Hw about urs

Self centred eee

Was kul

Nigerdeltaboi:
morning bae

How was ur night na

I don't even know ow to start replying my mentions, good morning everyone, hope u had a wonderful night my sweethearts

Gracyel:
Warn yourself o sparkle! And I thought u were my friend o. Na by force?? I want to be like you na

Ah ok, buh African NL society frown on e-spinsters na, so I don't want u 2 face d same thing! As a good frnd

Gracyel:
U nur well. Me and sleeky's e-sisterhood never reach that one o. E-husband na serious matter o..... Lolzzz

Ah okay then, a fresh dude, pls apply within nw, she will give u d criteria

erisegun:
taa

Lol I like dis erisegun sha lol

joyjoomla:
Maybe it's time d search light of one gentle n easy-going e-bachelor flash n reflect on ur ever biutiful face.

Heheh, lol yaff seen my face?, it's ugly sha big tym, ain't a pretty gal, so no e- man will want an ugly gal lyk me

JoshuaKay:
In other news, Uniben_metro just reported that Raymond Omorogbe won as sug president

. Lol hmm I started hearing about da uniben metro in my final year hmmm,

Wats dat guys name dat is always doing shows sef, and will say recharge card 4rm uniben metro! Hall 1 week, d boy was annoying sha, e no sabi arrow, I'm go dey insult instead

Gracyel:
Lolzzz.... Av got no e-boo jor. We are both e-spinsters

Ah lemme search 4 u,applicant pls apply within and hope u don't mind being d 2nd e- wife of doublezero7

I will beg sleekyonyx, she's ya e-sister na, so she won't mind sharing

erisegun:
*spreads elephant grass wit white boxers*mak I lie down listen2 her tory*abeg gimme small arwin jare may I lick*

Amebo

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Chai that girl can Jealous for Africa sha!

You were in engineering too?[/color]

Naa I was in arts
Prolly she stayed in d hostel, cos I was quite popular a little

Raymondenyi:
This girl is just a disgrace to herself and her family; I'm really feeling for the dad; what is she really thinking? Kai... If I were to be her father I for use belt finish her body, afterwards disown her, publishing it on at least 3 National dailies...

So u 4 prefer make she commot d belle?
It's already done na

sofdoc:
Cool story...buh I was only able to lick four arwin

Sorry, more stories 2 come on sat

Korrection:
You be true uniben guy. Recalled basement and citrus garden at faculty where condoms fly at night. Uniben mould me sha and made me who I am today. Being a computer science class rep was uneasy but fun...

Una can get men 4 dat dept kia, strong strong men!

Beejayx:
ehn ehn ix da xooo.

Yes oo