₦airaland Forum

Muzanga:
I heard her brain is located in her big bombom. Na person tell me ooo

abuayman:
Haba, maka why?

He can choose from Kogi, Kwara, Abuja, and Niger

When u stylishly admit dat the rest of the northern states are not safe
We already know dis.

rokiatu:
See this fool. What make him think this woman needs saving so desperately? Married is not the only pathway to happiness. Complete nonsense.

Can u shut up mtcheww rubbish all u know how to do here is rant, online warrior nonsense

Twice in a week is enuf to me except u both don't work, after. Work stress u pple will still come and do jigi jigi jaga issokay

RadicallyBlunt:
First of all I'm gentle but not perfect and its because I'm gentle and not the troublesome type that's why I don't have the mind to go through the disrespect and dishonour that would come from her having known that im vulnerable through legal wedding.

Don't even think you can buy my mindstate over by accusing me of not being a gentleman because I don't want court wedding..thats your own personal view. It could rather be seen like this...traditional wedding only without court wedding makes a woman gentle and value her roles. The reverse is also true. Any form of vulnerability of the husband births nonchalance from the wife.

Its better to agree with ones lawyer in writing immediately after wedding for a 50:50 share of property after divorce without the wife's knowledge and make it a suprise after divorce if it ever comes up. Whether she sees it as a suprise or not, its her own cup of tea. But its definitely not gonna be with her knowledge.

Except u neva plan on travelling out or u dnt need some official documentation dat warrant marriage certificate in dis life den spot on

FirstCounsel:
And "they" say he's a "Lawyer"? SMH

Taa who dash him!

They should go to court and do reception abeg. But she should ve told her pastor and not cover up, some churches still wed 8 months pregnant ladies.

It's is purposeful sin, dat is knowing it wrong and u still do it.
Intentional sin

The guy just resemble him mama finish! And he's dad must be very handsome oo.

But I think d photographer over brushed d picture ni.

I do not mind depper lifee building gigantic church they re one of d few church still committed to Christ and their conservative nature
#born deeper lifer#

OLAADEGBU:
Where did I hear this kind of talk before?

Why was not this ointment sold for three hundred pence, and given to the poor? - Judas

What was Jesus' response to Judas' fake concern?

The poor will forever remain in d land! Buh dis woman action will be in memorial!! Always recorded in d scripture!

moscow0147:
You be fool, how much CR7 get compared to men who have oil wells..

Stolen properties hian and bros u must nt curse to make sense

bashydemy:
When you done wailing and ranting you go swerve.

Lol when someone shows more intellectual capacity calm down and ask to be more enlightened nt everybody is wailing my dear do not be too defensive u won't learn dat way rather be openminded.

Hmm Peter is d notice me brand of psquare while Paul is d reserved one and it's nt hard to know d brain behind most of d songs hmm.

I am just thinking out loud sha

Based on your recent application for the position of project management executive, You are hereby invited for a chat at Abelinis Limited, 12 Erinola Salako street behind NIJ, Ogba on Wednesday 14th of December 2016 by 12pm prompt.

PLS Who knows about dis company?

atoleybaba:
if they ask him. Where are u from he would reply Nigeria. Any secondary question Bae is background is when he will mention IBO. So kill urself he is a Nigerian.....he got to where he is cos he repped Nigeria and not biafra

Ethnicity was before nationality dat wat he means, Nigeria came about in 1914, igbo, yoruba, ibibio all was before d coming together of all tribe.

eplanning:
Is your head paining you?

Lol it is his brain dat is paining him.

Since last week oo! Dem neva upgrade finish issokay

Martins301:
You are obviously a nitwit with no value or honor. As violent as my community was during the elections, I participated as an adhoc staff of INEC knowing that I agreed to serve my nation when I accepted my call up letter.

You talk anyhow because you have mistaken the pores in your skin as mouths through which you can spill all manner of hypocritical statements.

FYI you can decide not to go for NYSC and the government won't kill you for it. The western world you so admire, e.g the USA, have a similar system where they draft young men just leaving high school to serve in the war front.

Their democracy you so admire wasn't served on a platter of gold. Souls with flesh and bones sacrificed their lives for it.

Some of you are just plain stupid in reasoning.

Mynd44 dis guy is wrong for insulting a member of dis forum, who simply is stating an opinion pls kindly see to it.
Thank u

sapien:
Everything, bro, everything.

Your wife wants to buy pampers, she waits till you get back from work.

Your wife wants to buy her sanitary towels, she waits for your return.

Your wife wants to buy matches and salt for cooking, she has to borrow from neighbours.

Moreover, your wife will be the chief gossip and narrator of every event that transpire in the vicinity and in your house.

How sensible is that?

No d husband is suppose to drop an allowance either weekly or monthly and when she's about to run out of fund he reimburse nt like it's wen she wants to buy something he gives her money

zanebaddo:
Have mercy on me Lord. Save me from this condition.






Every night i talk to God but he says nothing.

Be strong, lines will fall in places, God knows d best time, u might think u want it now, but God has d best set aside for you.

kingphilip:
huh sparklered is this really you

This would have been us fa

Buahahaha e for no be lol

It's called sarcasm pple!

Kingphilip ooo

nurey:
Always sanitary pad still sell for 250 naira nah. Which one be 500naira

U can never use one except d gal period is a 3days period.. pple like us dat ve to use 3 packs it's just sad.

Jenny1010:
God abeg pick my call oo


that cake is damn ugly though

Naim make u no go see husband marry, with this kind idiotic mouth wey u get

Larryproff:
You have been scheduled for an interview at Doshlaps Ventures Ltd. for the Accountant position on Friday 25/11/16 by 11am. Block G3, Suite 2, Sura shopping complex, off Simpson Street, Lagos Island. Kindly come along with cv, credentials and 2 passports. For enquiries call 081 2234 4391. HR

Pls who got this message with me. and did anybody has any information about them, Thanx

They re legit simple

slimthugchimee2:
soo people without secondary education are in nairaland anyway am not surprised most of them full romanceland

Really? Really? binch

Captainbells:
And with your text speak, you think you are wise?
Go back and learn how to properly write and then come back and quote me!

Hian madam it's short form Cnt be spelling your everywhere unugo

Captainbells:
And that state is supposed to have a government in charge??

Ur problem is ignorance mehn ah

If na me, I will Steal d d guy's number screen grab d chat and send to him on whatsapp, how someone be dis heartless to a fellow human simply say no.

Tonyreal49:
who the Bleep cares if he's 7 or not come on he's a human modafuckers

Bleep you if u had not stolen in your whole fucking life

Dis is nt a matter of stealing but killing someone in d process of stealing, hurting pple's family putting dem in agony becos of greed. See d one he staBbed d man now without remorse.