Lolz... Women also does dat because they r sure dat pple in dat vehicle wil offer them assistance

Now who is 2 b blame? Rip

Chi mara obim
owesome God

bugativeron: I am a father who works in another state. Which is about 4hrs drive from where my family of a wife and 2 young children leave at. I try to be home every 2weeks and I speak with my wife like 5 or 6 times in a day this include early in d morning and late at night. But of recent I have noticed a trend in which I specially will make a lovely special dish for the family on sundays or saturday evening. This helps us to bond as a family. While wify and children watch tv I cook for them and serve them. Today it was a special jollof rice with chicken using one of my grand ma recipe. I realised this allow us to spend time together. Guys share your family bonding strategy.

This sound so lovely...bt then... I dnt really like it wen couples live seperately... Cnt they b moved 2 ur location... I think d bond will b more superb

Samgreguc:
u wan lie say him no dey do secret meeting wt una?

Thank God 4 my life...I hardly get sick.. So, u guys can continue playing politics with pplez lives ok?

Thank God 4 my life...I hardly get sick.. So, u guys can continue playing politics with pplez lives ok?

Putting lives in danger... My wonderful country where the EKUKE dogs or what ever they are called are valued more than our lives.. What a country... I have come 2 stay...

Samguine:
Waoh....that's impressive btw. I want to experience same in camp too. To just go have fun

Just open ur heart 2 d things dat wil happen dia.. D gd ones...nt d bad ones like sleepin around wit pple u hv crush on n pple dat hv crush on u at any dark corner of d camp at nyt... B positive.. I wish u d best

Samguine:
Waoh...didn't know about that. Let's keep our fingers crossed btw. Did you enjoy your stay there?

Infact there was no dull moment 4 me in d camp... I enjoyed myself so much dat i was even crying d day we were leaving d camp.. DO U KW Y? because i knew it was once in a "life time" thing. I participated in every competition a lady can do...d cultural dance , d drama, d volley ball, d general cooking competition, d indomie cookng competition, n even d match pass on d day we did our closing ceremony 2 leave 4 camp... Bt 2 bad i did nt stayed back... I was redeployed to IMO STATE

Samguine:
One would be posted to those northern states if you specifically request to be posted there.

I heard exactly d same thing u just posted even b4 i was posted for my NYSC 13B... I never requested 4 d place i was posted during my set... But i was still posted there...KANO STATE... It was among d states i heard u request 4 b4 dey post u 2 dat place.

presiade: Yinka Craig, RIP

who is Yinka Craig

eusuph99: wat is a.m express,is it d name of a BISCUIT?

Lolz... Guy my teeth refused closing...

Smartsyn: If I believe this story, make i quench.

adonbilivit even with pictures





selfie ko, groupie ni.

seconded

Abeg which country dey play wit Nigeria? Y naija pple no wear our usual green jessey? All d same i trust my boys, dey go win dis FRIENDLY match.. Wotz d score pls? NO VEX...i just entered..

Pls na d WORLD CUP dis pple dey play? No vex wen did it started? E don reach knock out stage?

Stbillion:
ASK CORTANA OR SIRI
ASK CORTANA OR SIRI

U kw c dat "NO VEX" wey i add dia?

Pls i just entered.... Which country dey play? No vex...

barackodam:


Ehya

NO TANX...

Ehya


No tanx...

We no get LIGHT oooo

In igbo language, wen ur leg or hand seize 2 move freuently n @ d same tym u feel like u dnt own d leg or hand again coz even if u r pinched @ dat tym u wil nt fell it( it is called OTAK-OGWERE).... Pls wot is it called in english language?

Hello my dear... We hv a similar case bt i hv a baby boy 4 my ex and 4 abortions... But i had 2 let him go since he does nt love me again n since he is in love wit another gal.. Just let him go cos u stil hv a brighter future ahead. My baby baoy wil turn 7yrs by 7th of May next yr n dis guy has never spend a kobo on him. He doesn't kw if d baby is fair or dark, all he know is dat he hv a baby wit me. So ur case n mine which is d worst? My greatest happiness nw is dat my current guy accepted me and my baby. Remember i dated my ex 4 gd solid 5yrs... So just let him go u wil cope. Stop behavin like ur world is at a stand still without him... Ur life must go on. U can do it. Just b urself ur true still exist and it must surely locate u as it located me... By God's grace i shall b weddin dis my new guy by next year... So dnt waste all ur tears, time n energy 4 dis guy.... He dnt worth it... Hello my dear... We hv a similar case bt i hv a baby boy 4 my ex and 4 abortions... But i had 2 let him go since he does nt love me again n since he is in love wit another gal.. Just let him go cos u stil hv a brighter future ahead. My baby baoy wil turn 7yrs by 7th of May next yr n dis guy has never spend a kobo on him. He doesn't kw if d baby is fair or dark, all he know is dat he hv a baby wit me. So ur case n mine which is d worst? My greatest happiness nw is dat my current guy accepted me and my baby. Remember i dated my ex 4 gd solid 5yrs... So just let him go u wil cope. Stop behavin like ur world is at a stand still without him... Ur life must go on. U can do it. Just b urself ur true still exist and it must surely locate u as it located me... By God's grace i shall b weddin dis my new guy by next year... So dnt waste all ur tears, time n energy 4 dis guy.... He dnt worth it...

6000

welllllll so many things can cause dat... Infection, abortion, pregnancy, and effect of some drugs. I had that xperience last month after i was discharged from the hospital. I reported 2 my doctor n he told me is d effect of the drugs n injuctions dat was givin 2 me when i was sick. He advised i don't take any drugs, that it wil stop on its own. Mine has stopped wit no drugs or what so ever

My new gf breast do d same pls girls say sometin becos am confuse

If I ask my friends (male)them will be laughing saying I should enjoy d milk without giving me any reasonable ans


welllllll so many things can cause dat... Infection, abortion, pregnancy, and effect of some drugs. I had that xperience last month after i was discharged from the hospital. I reported 2 my doctor n he told me is d effect of the drugs n injuctions dat was givin 2 me when i was sick. He advised i don't take any drugs, that it wil stop on its own. Mine has stopped wit no drugs or what so ever

11 square boxes is d ans

All these are just pure and simple description of "ME". Ask my sweet guy

ebenezer4o2: Whether you’re asking seemingly innocent questions on a first date or checking out his place for the first time, here are some tips to help you tell if your new guy has never had a girlfriend before.

1. None of his furniture seats more than one person.

Most single guys don’t have the greatest furniture collections (really, who in their 20s does?), but if his living room setup includes a video game chair, a recliner, a papasan, and the odd camping chair or folding chair, then he’s obviously never needed to share his TV-viewing space with another person. He probably didn’t realize that he needed a loveseat until he met someone he wanted to snuggle up and watch a movie with.

2. He brags that he can shoot pool both right- and left-handed.

If he’s had the time, energy, and dedication to make himself ambidextrous and to study the physics and geometry involved in shooting pool, then odds are, he wasn’t devoted much time, energy, or dedication to a girl.

3. He’s not on Facebook.

We all know that our time spent on Facebook is 49% looking at pictures of cute baby animals and 51% stalking our exes. No exes to stalk = no need for Facebook.

4. He doesn’t know what a Cosmopolitan or a Lemon Drop is.

Fact: girls drink girly drinks. If he has no idea what any of the girliest of girly drinks are, then he probably hasn’t spent much time in the company of girls and drinks. Unless he’s in AA, of course.

5. He orders the spiciest, stinkiest, most fibrous item on the menu.

Black bean burrito with garlic and onion? The curry so hot even the waiter winces? Clearly, he hasn’t considered the consequences of his actions if he orders food that comes a glass of milk and a bottle of Pepto-Bismol. He might have great taste in curries, but ordering that risky of a food on an early date shows that he isn’t in the habit of considering how his food choices might affect people within a 50-foot radius.

6. He has lots of female friends—but they’re all online.

It’s always great to find a guy who can sustain friendships with girls. But if all of his female friends live in his computer and in another state or country, that’s a sign he probably doesn’t deal well with girls in real life. Sure, he can talk to them online for hours while playing World of Warcraft or Magic: The Gathering, but he doesn’t have much experience asking a girl about her day, her family, or what kind of ice cream she likes. Those topics don’t usually come up when you’re fighting other planeswalkers

7. He literally doesn’t know how to cook anything.

Even the grossest of bachelors who live on frozen pizza and waffles usually know how to cook at least one decent thing. Most guys know that one good way to get a girl into your apartment is to offer to cook for her, and you have to know how to make at least one passable thing in order to make that happen.

8. None of his hobbies involve much interaction with women.

Hobbies are great. Most of us took up a hobby in the first place so that we could meet people to date. But if his hobbies are almost entirely male-dominated (think motorsports, fishing, and astronomy), he probably didn’t get into them to meet girls and he probably hasn’t met too many girls doing them

9. There’s a single role of toilet paper in his bathroom, and it only has three squares left.

Chicks pee. A lot. Most people who spend time around girls know that. If he’d girls over at his place with any regularity, he’d know how much they pee and have more than a scrap of toilet paper at the ready.

Source:www.informationng.com/?p=155386

All these ur tips na lie jor...

ebenezer4o2: Whether you’re asking seemingly innocent questions on a first date or checking out his place for the first time, here are some tips to help you tell if your new guy has never had a girlfriend before.

1. None of his furniture seats more than one person.

Most single guys don’t have the greatest furniture collections (really, who in their 20s does?), but if his living room setup includes a video game chair, a recliner, a papasan, and the odd camping chair or folding chair, then he’s obviously never needed to share his TV-viewing space with another person. He probably didn’t realize that he needed a loveseat until he met someone he wanted to snuggle up and watch a movie with.

2. He brags that he can shoot pool both right- and left-handed.

If he’s had the time, energy, and dedication to make himself ambidextrous and to study the physics and geometry involved in shooting pool, then odds are, he wasn’t devoted much time, energy, or dedication to a girl.

3. He’s not on Facebook.

We all know that our time spent on Facebook is 49% looking at pictures of cute baby animals and 51% stalking our exes. No exes to stalk = no need for Facebook.

4. He doesn’t know what a Cosmopolitan or a Lemon Drop is.

Fact: girls drink girly drinks. If he has no idea what any of the girliest of girly drinks are, then he probably hasn’t spent much time in the company of girls and drinks. Unless he’s in AA, of course.

5. He orders the spiciest, stinkiest, most fibrous item on the menu.

Black bean burrito with garlic and onion? The curry so hot even the waiter winces? Clearly, he hasn’t considered the consequences of his actions if he orders food that comes a glass of milk and a bottle of Pepto-Bismol. He might have great taste in curries, but ordering that risky of a food on an early date shows that he isn’t in the habit of considering how his food choices might affect people within a 50-foot radius.

6. He has lots of female friends—but they’re all online.

It’s always great to find a guy who can sustain friendships with girls. But if all of his female friends live in his computer and in another state or country, that’s a sign he probably doesn’t deal well with girls in real life. Sure, he can talk to them online for hours while playing World of Warcraft or Magic: The Gathering, but he doesn’t have much experience asking a girl about her day, her family, or what kind of ice cream she likes. Those topics don’t usually come up when you’re fighting other planeswalkers

7. He literally doesn’t know how to cook anything.

Even the grossest of bachelors who live on frozen pizza and waffles usually know how to cook at least one decent thing. Most guys know that one good way to get a girl into your apartment is to offer to cook for her, and you have to know how to make at least one passable thing in order to make that happen.

8. None of his hobbies involve much interaction with women.

Hobbies are great. Most of us took up a hobby in the first place so that we could meet people to date. But if his hobbies are almost entirely male-dominated (think motorsports, fishing, and astronomy), he probably didn’t get into them to meet girls and he probably hasn’t met too many girls doing them

9. There’s a single role of toilet paper in his bathroom, and it only has three squares left.

Chicks pee. A lot. Most people who spend time around girls know that. If he’d girls over at his place with any regularity, he’d know how much they pee and have more than a scrap of toilet paper at the ready.

Source:www.informationng.com/?p=155386

All these ur tips na lie jor...

iykenex: Ezuma Hospital/Motherless Babies Home situated at Okigwe road in Aba [Five storey building], owned by Dr. Ezuma was demolished within the hours of 5pm to 6pm today.

iykenex: Ezuma Hospital/Motherless Babies Home situated at Okigwe road in Aba [Five storey building], owned by Dr. Ezuma was demolished within the hours of 5pm to 6pm today.

iykenex: Ezuma Hospital/Motherless Babies Home situated at Okigwe road in Aba [Five storey building], owned by Dr. Ezuma was demolished within the hours of 5pm to 6pm today.

So y was it demolished?

timwezzb:

Meaning wot? Some lies are better nt told...
Whatz d meaning of d guy tellin her hez buildin a house and all dat?