₦airaland Forum

Gracyel:
It's cos the e-fight was considered to be over then. But now, it seems the e-organizer, kingphilip and his aide, Erisegun have declared it not over yet. So, after d half time, the winner will be properly announced. Are you satisfied now??..... cos I know say u nur go let person hear word dis night

pls wats d dot on ur forehead about

#nowplaying

Olalakeside - Elegushi Spender

*shano wole shano wole*

georjay:
. Battle of the heart is just like a football match...so...buh life generally is win or lose

u jst de speak de go..
u b motivational speaker ni

PAnaceA7:
hmm..... Be careful of what u wish for oo cus it might just come true

u see or hear me make a wish?

PAnaceA7:
I wonder.... Na dose weh dey come from oda state to lagos I pity pass... Cus dem neva know ow cist of living be 4 here.

not jst th cost..think about th traffic jam, late to bed and early to rise, plenty sweaty armpits inside buses...smh

dats y I like borno state

phemolala07:
THIS IS ANNOYING. NYSC CAMP SHIFTED TO
JUNE 1st.
ChannelsTV reporting now that NYSC camp has
been shifted to June 1st because democracy
day/hand over day is May 29th. This is the last
news i want to hear.
#yawnss
#roll_on_bed
#open_my_eyes
Gosh, it was just a dream. THANK GOD

ur thunder is eating fufu for double strength

kingphilip:
r u sure

hw do u expect me to be sure

hapi bday to thee ladokuntlad..
I pray u get an e-boo soon

kingphilip:
y

because they are frm d same village

misspetit:
Megawax8 is my boo georjay is my friend
So..... no nid to draw d battle line

georjay dis na wetin oyibo dey call friendzoning

#saynotofriendzone

megawax8:
*yawns* i can't start fighting a battle i've won already


abi dem dey replay champions league final??

Cc kingphilip, xray2 (NTA2), spartoo, erisegun, HATERS

na run u dey run so oo
u dey lucky cos I trust erisegun on dis one even tho him no sabi catch woman

kingphilip:
that 2000 must be reached by fire by force o

AMEN!!!!

*heads to mountain of fire church to go and pray about it*

femolala001:
Lmaoooo!! King of zulu? abi king of lagos? Which one?

na only doz two u sabi

femolala001:
They both call themselves king! Dats why I'm asking??

owkay...
but th bible says we are all kings on dis earth so I am also a king

erisegun:
na u talk dat one o*tears race* alakoba oshi

oya go fight.. megawax8 de wait 4 u

xray2:
King of their village

make them go meet their ancestors naa or th gods of th land to settle dat one

femolala001:
Between kingphilip and doublezero7, who is the real kimg here?

king of what

erisegun:
nope! A yabalite

abi yableft

kingphilip:
no o I never brush n I no de chop before I brush

oya run go brush...th slap go wait for ur parlour..

jst on ur dstv make th slap dey pass time b4 u finish..

gud a.m bro
gud a.m sleekyonyx
gud a.m e.v.e.r.y.o.n.e

kingphilip:
for where

dat limpopo guy. .him way no pure

limpopo:
#4990.....na because say na you ooo. Na fixed charge be dat

SCAM ALERT

xray2:
i wan go market

ah ah ah
ur village people are at it again but they will not succeed

xray2:
Ogbeni mind your Biz ...I know why I dey ask her...and she knows too. No dey jump

wch bizness pesin fit dey do by dis time 23:45

u b winch

xray2:
Bros, are you blind?

everbody is blind to somtin

xray2:
Hope you ve eaten?

if she tell u no nko?

u go cary food go giv am ni

*lguys askin strange questions since d days of lord luggard

limpopo:
hire a translator...
I get one person sha.. Na 5k per alphabet

hw much last?

limpopo:
o wa ku si owo e nigba yen ooo
i don try ma best

write it in braile

limpopo:
i sabi my ib goons for here....
But When u see a new face, there is no harm in trying to welcome d person and show them around the house and also getting to know them a little bit beta
Comprehende

no comprehende

limpopo:
my fellow ib pple..... Welcome to dis great house.
Where be ur own side for ib oo?

na wen u see babe u rememba say na ib u base

Electronzeez:
boss me i learn that word on nairaland here, i could remember there was a thread for the list of new english words.

I saw you on that thread sir.

u seem to have a good memory

Electronzeez:
this my oga bn 'boboring' me since, word we don de since last year.

since last year ke. .
wch time last year end

Electronzeez:
*bro hug*

bro hug?
hmmmmmmm.
never heard of dat