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chrislilfee:
i originally posted this in Celebrity forum but why wasnt it added to homepage?

Corruptiokn everywhere my broda

I gat love for jollof tho but everybody talk true..na d meat or chicken na I'm nak sense pass, abi mi lie?

Lai Mohammed wan open I'm mouth

Please spare me your nonsense!

Na your last card you give am.... What about my garri?

D person wey you dey owe dat 5k sight you

Lai Mohammed says, "Buhari is planning to buy america by 2018".

When your daughter says, "dadii, I want iPhone 7 plus".

tojujack:
that moment when a girl replies only ur comment out of 100 comments on her fb page

continue rydin

You jam person wey you dey owe 5k and na garri you wan go buy

Buhari wants change to start from you

AKBliv010:
Shazam go lock up wen e hear dudu voice na!

Racism Everywhere! I tell you my brother.. Since 2012 I don dey fnd dat mumu song

A white guy tries to tell you how much he surfered..

Hmm, you try

AKBliv010:
Keep repeating it, it'll come to you

I don try Shazam, I don even try black Adam!!dey say e no dey

solara:

Wetin

ernecy:
op, how did you escape again

make I show you my release papers?

Like seriously Nobody serious here oo

Nobody??

Tdum.... Tdum... Tdum.. Ke du ke du ke du ke tdum.. Ke du ke du ke du ke.. Tdum pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa pa ke du ke du ke du ke pa pa pa pa pa pa pa du ke du ke du ke du ke ke.. Trruuuuuu... Dummmmm dum dum dummmmmmmmm dum dummmmm dum dumm pararaAaaaaaaam Pam Pam! Par per pa pararaaaaaaaaa pa Pam! Pa par per pararuuuuuummmmm


Anyone?

Habiz:
hmmm yummy
I AM JUST TOO HAPPY DUNNO WHY...
SAI NIGERIA
SAI CHANGEu
happy new month nairalanders

Hmm

jude33084:
Are you in Lagos?


I have a lot of FSX files

Where do you stay man

ogtavia:
took the words out of my mouth..been trying to beat computer using Brazil against Computer's Argentina..its America Cup competition..i av never won..each time I am close..defense fumbles..i mean..glaringly...either keeper looks on ND Messi scores or defense doesn't mark and the player strolls...i play superstar difficulty level only...I can't wait to get 2017 to see what nonsense they av experimented with this time...even through pass is messed up.

You need to control your defense with timing and also switch on offside trap, the reason Messi score so easily is because of his agility so next time if Messi's on the ball make use of well timed slide tackles.. In general, use your sense

Ha op

Seun:
Read this, from an Ex-employee of Google:
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[li]Frankly, I have never had much respect for Google's detractors. Most criticism of Google has been based on ignorance and hysteria. The fact of the matter is, Google makes a kick-ass product, and they have used it to make a pile of money in the free market playing fair and square. I have nothing but the highest regard for them.

Nonetheless, it has always been a bit of a mystery to me why anyone bought Google's stock, let alone paid $470 a share for it not so long ago. Not that I'm complaining, mind you. But I am, and always have been, puzzled by people's willingness to pay these exhorbitant prices for Google. It's not because Google isn't a great company -- it is. But the stock has always seemed to me like a bad deal. Let me explain.

Suppose I wanted to sell you a share of my car. There are many reasons why you might want to buy. For example, I might let you drive it part of the time. Or maybe it's a limousine that I lease out, and I'd give you part of the income. Or maybe it's a collector's item and I'd give you part of the proceeds when I sell it.

But suppose I offered you the following deal: I'll sell you a share of my car, but you don't get to drive it. It generates income, but I won't share it with you, nor give you any say in what I do with the proceeds. I have no intention of ever selling it. I won't listen to anything you have to say about how the car ought to be used, and I won't tell you what I plan to do with it. In fact, buying a share of my car will provide you with no tangible benefits whatsoever. All it will do is give you bragging rights that you own a share of my car.

How many people do you think would accept a deal like that?

Well, if that car is Google, a lot.

Just as there are many reasons one might want to buy a share of a car, there are many reasons one might want to buy a share of a company. The company might pay dividends, or it might offer the potential of paying dividends in the future. If you buy a big enough share you can have a real say in how the company is run. Even if you don't have the wherewithall to buy a big enough share to let you run the company, your small share might be sought out by someone who does have the means to buy a controlling interest. Or being a shareholder might entitle you to certain special privileges. (We own some stock in a winery that gives a 30% discount to its shareholders. We've made back our original investments many times over on wine discounts alone. The stock also pays dividends.)

But with Google, none of those reasons apply. Google has explicitly stated that it will never pay dividends. They have explicitly said that they will offer no guidance to investors. Their stock structure is such that even if you bought every single publicly traded share of Google stock, Larry and Sergey would still control the company because their privately held stock has ten times as many votes as your publicly traded shares. So there is no hope that your shares will ever be of value to someone attempting a hostile takeover of Google. Such a thing is simply not possible, so no one will ever try.

There is really no difference at all between buying a share of Google and buying a share of my hypothetical car, which you never get to drive and over which you have no control and which will never put money in your pocket. The only difference is that the foolishness of the deal is more evident in the case of the car. In the case of a company as big and complicated as Google it is easier to convince yourself that there is some rational reason for the stock to have value. After all, there are a zillion people out there snapping up shares.

That's the same mentality that led people to buy shares of doctorkoop.com.

The big difference, of course, is that Google is making money. Lots of it. Theoretically the shareholders own part of that money. But in reality Larry and Sergey have all the say in how that money is spent, and the shareholders have none, and the company is structured in such a way that that can never change. It's a bizarre kind of ownership, no different at all from "owning" part of a car that you never get to drive and which provides you with no tangible benefit (and no hope of future tangible benefits) except the possibility of selling your share to the next sucker for more than you paid for it.

Why does anyone buy Google? I have no idea. But I'm damn glad that they do.[/li][/list]

http://xooglers..com/2006/03/speaking-of-trouble.html

You for buy oo

Well, mine currently are,

Name. Rating.
GK

Iker Casillas (90)

DF

Anyukov (87)
Marquez (85)
Weligton (90)
Signorino (90)

MF

Xavi Alonso (88)
A. Pirlo (97)

FW

F. Totti (94)
L. Toni (95)
Z. Ibrahimovic (86)
C. Ronaldo (78)

Subs

F. Lampard (92)
M. Baloteli (79)
D. Godin (79)



All of them were regens

whiteraven:
Have u tried on ur phone, did it work

Not yet

whiteraven:
:DThanks ya all, i will do the factory reset as suggested. But won't it wipe out my files.

It will, you'll have to backup your files

Lana1:
100% accurate

Exactly like that on all the series

I just tried clearing the system UI cache but it doesn't work

whiteraven:
I can no longer pull down notification and shortcut bar on my TECNO 8h and I don't know why because the phone is not faulty at all.

Same here

You'll have to download it with a third-party site like apkmirror or revel or onhax... Google it and when you finish downloading it I'll tell you how to unlock it

fizzy123:
Actually me i think FIFA has a better AI than PES... Players in FIFA are more responsive to the ball much more thn that of PES.... I notice PES player especially on PES 16 forget the ball much easily..... Maybe you've used too much patch nain make u talk like, if you've played PES 16 without patch for long then, I dunno maybe u'll see what I mean....

I haven't patched mine,