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its a known fact that every week begins on a Sunday, technically making Sunday the first day of the week.. so if you count up, Saturday makes the 7th.. "And on the seventh day God rested".

bigmo1:
Is this not the same ASA Asika who is DJ cuppy's manager. She also fired and rehired, just like davido did. That guy must be an ineffectual buffon

guy shey you mean buffoon?? why you dey call football legend name na??

bet I hope say una know say Mikel get money pass did guy shey

chasers:
There's nothing more romantic than what I have there Can't go with your kind this period,strictly on fruits and vegetables "Cardboard" funny you.Table for two in my kitchen? #wethebest

my broda! are you a goat??

hoover420:
Obama used an android phone?
i thought IOS is the most secure mobile operating system

well now you know better.

jude33084:
Lagos,....Bariga axis

I'm in Ikeja

bobbybrains:
[Buhari vs Donald Trump] who bad pass gon?

She is running away from the USA because of Donald Trump.

Gbam!!!

abeg, where your sense come from sef

FellaL:
abi so me that am managing 2g on glo it will be impossible

edge na 2g na bro

FellaL:
I use glo which is seriously slow I can't even play an online game I have on my phone it won't even load

its. of too demanding.. heck I tested it using my dads hotspot running on edge

FellaL:
why is it online n.a., wuth the wack internet connection I am using I won't enjoy it why are all the good games online why

it doesn't require much matey..

oluwasma:
Wow! how do I start? I was small and it was my birthday. So my Dad asked “what food would you like to eat?” and I can remember I said beans and dodo. Lol! Like seriously….of all days but that was what I wanted.

So they prepared beans and dodo for me and every other person ate jollof rice. Dont laugh at me because anytime I remember that incident, I laugh too. Which child will request for beans on his/her birthday where there is jollof rice, fried rice, coleslaw, pizza and even sharwama. I guess I was the only child that did.

So while everyone was eating Jollof rice with chicken, I was busy with my beans and dodo but I think I also ate chicken. Lol! How weird? But seriously can you take beans as your birthday food?

Source: seunsdigest.

its no biggie, you simply just felt like it

cococandy:
Noodles

Nne! you too much o

Divay22:
New year own go reach you

ehen!! you don't come na! see beta pesin!

FreeSpirited:
Dude it seems you are just knowing dis Nigga today.....he's being decent that's why he's with only one bitchh today

guy at least you know

Medunah:
When I am not mad, I will have unprotected sex with a guy whose dick has bin in every girl for 100k? Laye laye . Can't even do it for 200million dollars

Sista, bet y

Divay22:
lol...dey were

bet maka why?

Divay22:
what i do

you dey ask me?! people dey oo

but if to say na naija??!! well.. if pilot no beat you, people wey dey outside airport wey d mata no even consyne go beat you

Divay22:
Hmmmm
..hungryBad

why are you so wicked!!

why dey no simply just call am Eragon

Aztezee:
You sure its working?

it works perfectly but its an online game, although it has some few glitches

dacovajnr:
See your life for this recession ppl dey ask for better thing you dey ask for cmon bread

I no dey see nylon for your hand, wey am now

dacovajnr:
How is this News..if it hit front page I would go on self exile from NL..as for Booker..Weldone

how your exile dey go na bros,, buy bread if you come back oo!

uxdesigner:
he also obviously has a gud data plan with tech guys to upload those videos online.

Just imagine! 38 minutes video! For this recession kwa! Anyways.. Why youtube no trace the source

uxdesigner:
the guy is deluded na, ow i wish he could come on a live chat with intelligent nigerians to tackle his belief. bokoharam are claiming they dont want western education yet they are using products created through western education. bokoharam wont survive for long, an insane group will one day get sloppy and get caught.

Na wey he don use YouTube finish I sure say he don go cook food with gas chop sleep

NoGawking:
8. Muslims have lost their way in Islam all in the name of been educated.

Wetin he con dey use gun do na if na so..

thesicilian:
@OP these are the kind of people you have to be weary of:

Please tell me, does every knee bow at the name of Jesus Navas of Spain, or Jesus Gonzalez of Mexico? The anointing is with the person if Jesus Christ, not just the name Jesus. Actually the name "Christ" means "the Anointed One and His Anointing".
And funny enough these same people'll not have any qualms about naming their children Emmanuel, Joshua, etc

Even Juan Jesus

Joshnash:
Does that look like a gaming laptop

Hep me ask am o

Previously on "Hammering gone bad"

When buhari says "Change begins with you"

Wow! really??

Smellymouth:
Yemi Alade==> Yo Trey, What did I tell you about the Jellof rice?..

Trey Song==> "Damn shiit mhenn..For real,This is ta best meal I have eaten since ma momma gave birth ta me.. You know wahha mean?

Ta Jellof rice is a real whoopensocker mhenn!! It's Hella good! Yhu know wahha mean?

Yemi Alade==> Shey I tell you?

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Mark Zuckerberg and Trey Song haff endorsed Naija's Jellof rice ooo..

NAIJA 2 -- GHANA 0...

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Jollof!!! E remain your hat trick oo!! Den make you con start to give assists!