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sameer1212:
Hey you, where have you been?

I travelled

IYANGBALI:
ameeeeeeeeeeen,hahahahahahaha,lady F has tooked F9,i am so happy you dethroned dat agaracha woman who always lobby lalasticlala for FTC,long may you reign on FTC. Dis my comment go pain her and introvert and dat is why i dash dem dis tongues

lol

Here Are The Different Types Of BoyFriends
Kept By Babes in higher institutions


1. Academic BoyFriend: This One Takes Them To
Night Classes, Help Them Do Assignment And
They Always Stay Together During Exams.


2. Financial BoyFriend: This Guy Is Usually In A
Different City ( PH, Lagos, Warri etc) He Takes
Care Of Their House Rent, School Fees, Text
Books, Feeding Allowance..


3. Asst Financial BoyFriend: This One Is Always
In Imsu And He Takes Care Of Their Hair,
Pedicure, Manicure And Makeup. He Buys Them
Yogurt, Jollof Rice, Pop Corn Or Shawama After
School.


4. Moral BoyFriend: This One Is The Religious
BoyFriend ( Church Mate ) They Come In The
Name Of Advice To Tap Current From The Babe.
They Give Moral Instructions From The Church
Premises To The Girls Bed.


5. NEPA BoyFriend: This One Is Neither Cold Nor
Hot, He Is Always called To Come And fix The
Bulb And Switch In The Room Then afterwards
He His Given A French Kiss Plus 360 Degree
Hug.


6. Party BoyFriend: This One Takes Them To
Fresher’s Night, Award’s Night, Orange Groove,
40 40 etc.


7. Security BoyFriend: This One Help Them Get
Back Their Phone When They Are Being Obtained
By Cultist.



8. SwagTutor BoyFriend: This One Tells Them
How To Combine Colours While Dressing For
School In The Morning.


9. Hostel BoyFriend: This One They Always
HangOut At The Balcony, At Evening Time. Then
She Always Sleeps Over In Guys Room And They
Consume A lot Of Food From The Girls.


10. Original BoyFriend: This One Is The Boss.
The Babe Visits Him Alot During Weekend. Cooks
For Him, Do House Chores And They Share
Emotional Feelings. Ceteris Paribus This
BoyFriend Is Constant…..


so guys were do you fall
in…? Don’t lie oooo

lalaaticlala u must be here

HOW DOES THIS MAKE BUHARI FULFILL his election promises

Ediiiiiiiiioooooioit.

foolish man

Wetin consign me with customs.
those guys are thieves.....

Thank God the fire was extinguished....




its never gonna be LADY F again

Nursecaleb:
lol,I kept imagining the scene,I remember the hym "I surrender all"

lol

wow..
I ain't seen any. cake like this

I for lyk chop de Firewood

lol Wen a soldier punish you finish n com release you to go, you com climb ur bike and shout 'officer thunder fire you.... Ur bike no come start again remember the hymn 'Take my life and let me be'

Oh... dats so bad......





anyways
Wen a soldier punish you finish n com release
you
to go, you com climb ur bike and shout 'officer
thunder fire you.... Ur bike no come start again
remember the hymn 'Take my life and let me be'

g

Mspread:
Dear Friends,

I am here to expose the acts of some guys who indulge in silly acts in public buses and also to seek how these evil acts can be curbed. I dont know the section to post this, so please Mods you can help by channeling to appropriate section. Thank you. Please find below my experiences:

Two months ago, i boarded a bus home after work on a friday night. I was so exhausted due to workload at the office and also the struggle to get a bus. I managed to get settled in the bus as the seats were so tight. I was seated directly behind the driver by the window. As we were transiting, I tried to chat with my friends on BBM so I wouldnt sleep off. I hardly sleep when transiting but that day I was too tired to even chat so I kept my phone inside my bag and placed it on my laps, then i rested my head on the driver's seat to take a short nap as my destination is still far. I boarded the bus from iyanoworo going to Ikorodu.

While sleeping, I felt something on my b**bs but I thought it just some imagination and then i dozed off again. I felt same thing again then i noticed that the guy sitting beside me was actually touching my b**bs but I wasnt so sure so I pretended i was dozing again and as soon as he repeated the act, i held his hand but he quickly dragged off his hands. I was too shocked to believe . I was perplexed. I couldnt say a word. I gave him a stern look and I told him to adjust himself. The reason I couldnt shout was because I didnt want to be embarassed by the passengers. The guy could actually lie about it as there were no evidence and the passengers were mostly men in the vehicle. I was just shaky and the guy was just humming along with the music been played in the bus and nodding his head like nothing ever happened. He alighted at the next bustop. Then, I promised myself that I would be more vigilant in the bus.

But this recent one really shook me . I boarded going to CMS around 5:30am last Monday. I sat at the back sit and here came this guy who sat beside me. He was well dressed, had his suit on his hands and he was putting on recommended glasses. As we moved, the chilly breeze blew across our faces which made about 80% of the passengers sleep. I dint sleep as usual but I wasnt comfortable because I was sick over the weekend so I was still feeling feverish. I dropped my bags on my laps and was trying to just BE when i felt something on my laps. I thought it was the heavy loads i put on my laps so i readjusted. The bus I boarded was on high speed making so much noise and bumping into different potholes without caution. So i was really uncomfortable. To cut the long story short, as we got to CMS Ajah park, the man that sat on my left side alighted which made me shift to his position. Then this guy also shifted closely beside me. I wondered why he sat that close when there were spaces but I ignored it since it didnt disturb me. As we got to our final destination, I carried my bag up so as to prepare to come down, Lo and Behold, this well dressed guy had his left hand on my laps just underneath my bags where my kitty lies while he had his suit on his second hand. I was so furious. I shouted at him, insulted him, asked him what he was doing. He didnt even mention a word, he was just murmuring. When we got down, I held him and was shouting but then what would that do? He just kept on walking away and he told me am embarrassing myself. I felt humiliated and assaulted. I was bitter. Some men asked me what happened and i explained. They said I should just ignore him and go so I dont embarrass myself and that I should go and pray. I was so sad that I almost cried . He wasnt even remorseful.

But i thank God i anointed myself that morning. This is what I do every morning before I step out, I also take a shot of the anointing oil and pray with it. It is a kingdom mystery that I partake in. So whatever evil he might have attempted, It has been destroyed by the anointing.
Ladies, please be very sensitive and vigilant in public buses. These monsters are out there. Its strange but true. Only God knows if they do it for diabolical purposes. I had a lot of questions running through my mind: Since when was his hand on my laps because I still adjusted for the other man to come down? How come I didnt even notice not until we almost alighted? How did his hands get there? God will definitely judge him.

Ladies, Please do share your experiences if you have encountered such before so as to serve as a warning to others. Responsible men in the house, is there a drive that makes some guys behave like that or you think its just for diabolical purposes. Your comments are highly appreciated. Thank you.

@lalasticlala

u must be a winner

lol jetjacky
just like freemanan said.
over here at Evanston Wi-Fi is everywhere

Awesomeking:
seriously??-heaven on earth?? :/

yep... suprised ..?

Twaci:
Awwwww! Thanks dear! I love u much for this

Thank you

it's ur day. enjoy it
lol so whens the party getting started?

How dat one take KOnCERN Nairaland....

Hbd Twaci

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO Twaci

I like this guys songs





Anyways HBD to Twaci.....

UnknownT:
this reminds me of when we were young, I went to my dad's room, got his double barrel gun, went to my immediate elder sister's room and like a boss I pointed the gun at her telling her "You are under Arrest". Oh boy, I sabi how I take cry and beg make she no tell popsy that day

pishure of d double barrel or....

vivaciousvivi:
No, she is probably using the I-Am Jobless G childish much

lol

that girl called Introvert


is she using 8G?

I haff seen

lol...



cc: lalasticlala

danbrowndmf:
where hv u been,d lekki girl?

always around lol

when I booked space and the Thread didn't make FP?
lol dat wasn't embarrassing.....

When my engine got heated and my car broke down on the highway......
Other cars were just busy horning.....
lol I forgot to put water that morning...




LTC!!

hmmmm

the poor kid is just confused