My most embarrassing moment had to be in secondary school, jss1 precisely. We are having a maths class and the teacher asked me to read some questions to him. Those days I was a very shy person and I couldnt read out loud cos my voice was shaking...He called me to the front and gave me 3 dirty slaps and made me to face the whole class. Mehn I just so wish that the ground will open up....

heheeeeee I can imagine

Tolexander:
My own serious o!

I drafted a love letter when I was in sec school, I sent my friend to help me to tell a SSS1 gurl I had crush on to meet me at the entrance to the toilet. I was in SSS2.

She came, I talked and gave her the letter. Unknowing to me, one of our teachers was in the toilet eavesdropping to our conversation. He just came out, before I could run, he called my name cos he knew me. He collected the letter from her.

The following morning, I feigned being ill but mum wouldn't allowed me to stay at home. She insisted I must go to school.
On the assembly ground after the national anthem, the teacher mounted the pulpit and called the girl and I out. He told the girl to read the letter and she did. He beat me and told me to bring my parents.

It was so embarrassing!

some very hilarious stuff here. all you guys hiding in the ceiling back in your school days, una de try o. it didnt occur to you some reptile might be up there too?

I get plenty.... Ma'ah just say two.

I be dan dey form for one girl we I dey chase say I get six packs since she said she really likes it. I dan tell am say e dey very visible and all.. Blaa blaa blaa. So one faithful day... I saw her at the other side of the road and decided to meet her. I was standing by the road to cross only for one yeye speeding truck to pass by......... Omo see as breeze blow up d shirt I dey wear up (wasn't slim fitted and the last button was kind of loose) exposing my fat ab'less tummy.... And she was looking..... See shame.... When I crossed over, to say hi turned to mission impossible.


Second..... I dey form big boy on the road cos I dressed very fine.... So as I dey trek go my house.... In front of some hairdressers shop where cute ladies dey (agemates), a little part of my toe entered mud water...... I started shouting "owww ... What the........ " dey shake n clean my leg like say na acid pour on it just to do Shakara. Where I was still jumping about, I slipped and went crashing in the mud water butt first. Come and see the way dem ladies came to clean me up, some were trying not to laugh others were laughing. Had to trek home dragging my leg cos of a torn palm slippers and passing shortcuts to avoid looku looku

It happen to my cousin in ogbomoso,
They already got an act in our hostel, dat dey peep at themselves while aving time wt girls so as to score u point in ranking baddest guy.
That s how live porn happened in my room, bj and his one tym babe
Not knowing bois already av thr cctv all around pirating, Na hin one guy on ceiling got so carried away and then fell live into d scene,
He had to jump back into d ceiling apologising..saying AM AN ELECTRICIAN,am sorry.
Come see as hostel rumble, everyone running around wt loud laughs.
The babe no fit commot inside room till early momo d next day.
I know it must av been a very embarrassing one for dat babe.
Shout out to dem bois, olarike hostel,lautech ogbomoso.
And to my 2nd half,
Mrs sier, much love.

blakky97:
uniben I guess

No. Funaab

clans:
Lol, I also went to Okigwe.. You lucky say no be kwagga catch you

lols kwagga left when I finished ss1 but this happened in my ss2 3rd term

@wumiadeye..lgkm!

tombravo:
I get plenty.... Ma'ah just say two.

I be dan dey form for one girl we I dey chase say I get six packs since she said she really likes it. I dan tell am say e dey very visible and all.. Blaa blaa blaa. So one faithful day... I saw her at the other side of the road and decided to meet her. I was standing by the road to cross only for one yeye speeding truck to pass by......... Omo see as breeze blow up d shirt I dey wear up (wasn't slim fitted and the last button was kind of loose) exposing my fat ab'less tummy.... And she was looking..... See shame.... When I crossed over, to say hi turned to mission impossible.


Second..... I dey form big boy on the road cos I dressed very fine.... So as I dey trek go my house.... In front of some hairdressers shop where cute ladies dey (agemates), a little part of my toe entered mud water...... I started shouting "owww ... What the........ " dey shake n clean my leg like say na acid pour on it just to do Shakara. Where I was still jumping about, I slipped and went crashing in the mud water butt first. Come and see the way dem ladies came to clean me up, some were trying not to laugh others were laughing. Had to trek home dragging my leg cos of a torn palm slippers and passing shortcuts to avoid looku looku

Pride commeth b4 fall, the holy book says so!

hehe... Mine was when I was way younger.. We travelled for a house warming party which was also on christmas day. MEHN, I ate a lotta food(gluttony). On the night of that day i was so pressed i thought i was dreaming when i released on their table,tv,bed,floor and on my body. Only for me to realise that i wasnt asleep lol. I dashed 4 d toilet paper but unfortunately my parents and our host had sensed d foul odour as they were awake... That night, d insults i received ehn?

nnamdiosu:




Lol....you must be from a family of comedians.

hahahahhahaahaa......Like say u kw....ma fada na 1kind funny man oooo......hin don ask me 1 evening say “apart frm Kissing & caressing wat else do u do wit ur galfwend“......oboi i run enter rum kon tell am say make hin no talk to me till d nxt day d man kon dey laff

@wumiadeye....lol lol....electrician? my my my...

Interesting topic. I read virtually all the pages.

yinkarh187:
yea i heard it reduces as u grow older but i haven't noticed any change yet. It makes me wonder if t made me an introvert or being an introvert made me to stutter. Anyway Goodluck with ur foundation nd God bless you

Unfortunately brother, it doesn't reduce with age. You just have to find a way to curb it as soon as possible. You can browse the web for numerous tips. I was able to stop mine by actually talking to the mass, making public speech and presentations. It was miraculous. The best way to stop stammering is just be calm, talk gently and add a bit of charisma to your speech. Just take your mind off the fact that you would stammer because if you think you would stammer then you would. It also depends on how sever ur stutter is. Is your stammer that serious or mild?
Best regards

Margauxluv:


hv correctd d error long tym ago well dats d hndwork of go keyboard...
u r so late.
now u cn hve ur peace
fnks tho

i needed dat...chill pill taken

Bro ur staph is as old as dis story coz I knw u dint use condom

BabyDaddy20:
The very first day i had sex with a girl with a stinky pusssy, mehn, it smells like rotten fish.
But i do encounter stinky pusssy every now & then.

Coochie can smell.

princemi:


i needed dat...chill pill taken

correct
case closed #

Mehn, where do I even start. I'v had so many embarrassing moments.


Ok, the ones i can remember for now: The day i was wooing a girl on my street, dropping my pickup lines and she was all smiles, i knew i was like a decimalist. My vocals/lines were so on point then doom came. My Mom who happens to be a staunch member of a well known 'fire fire' church came home and saw me 'chyking' the buxom.


After greeting her,she asked d inevitable question ''Narnie, who 's this person, what are u people doing?''. I was so embarrassed. The girl sef code, just tell am say she be my secondary school mate.

Thank God the girl also had a crush on me sha. Things went well after that day.


The second was when my mom playfully went through my 'empty' wallet,mocking me about being cash-less, lo and behold, she pulled out an already used Latex rubber right in front of my siblings. That's what my friends in the U.S Army call FUBAR (fvck'd up beyond any recognition). I felt like diving through the keyhole of our door never to return

i swear the latex wasn't mine ,i dnt knw how it ended up in there :/

Time to laugh *adjusts seat**sipping LaCasera*

MzzTega:


Nah.
Happy birthday!

very thoughtful of u dear..thanks

bashsani:
had similar xperience with my gf I enjoyed it frankly

u mean u enjoyd d sound?.wat was ha reaction?wat was d expression u made d 1st dae u eard d sound?

Bukiminaj:


u mean u enjoyd d sound?.wat was ha reaction?wat was d expression u made d 1st dae u eard d sound?

I just felt wow she lost control of herself. Which really enticed m

mine was in my 1st yr in d university, there was this gal l was going out with bt had never tasted her Hot pot. On this fateful day when she finally agreed to tk me to the promised land, l never knew d gal was a nympho. After d show, she just asked me "is this the best you can do?". l felt so embarrassed although l redeemed my image much later

that fateful day a parent of my schoolmate caught me in the cybercafe searching pornography. . .my pleas fell on deaf ears. . .he duly reported. . .i was paraded around the school. . .

that fateful day a parent of my schoolmate caught me in the cybercafe searching pornography. . .my pleas fell on deaf ears. . .he duly reported. . .i was paraded around the school. . .everyone was damn dissapointed in me. . .but after some time. . .i didnt give a damn

danbrowndmf:
where hv u been,d lekki girl?

always around lol

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Spaxon:
always around lol

always running far

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tried it xo many tyms.ts nw ma favorite style 2get an intense orgasm.no more stupid sound

ultra100:
there was this guy I was dating then, and anytime we went out,I would feint like a lady that does not eat much.we had gone out on like 3 occasions to some fast food, that I would end up wasting the food.even,at times the guy would suggest I took it home but I would refuse. and apart from that, i used to condemn the guy for not using cutlery to eat his food cos then,I could form! So,one day, as usual the guy took me out and we decided to go to my house to eat our meal. it was In my compound.As soon as we started eating,just as usual I ate a little and he was like won't you eat your meal? and I said,as you know am not an heavy eater I can't even take another bite else I' poke.just as we were on dat, he received a phone call and he had to leave me alone with all the food. I even persuaded him to take it away he said no then I said i,d would have to throw the food away cos their would be nobody to eat the food .He agreed and left in an hurry that he would not be coming back that we would see the following day. Lo and behold, when I saw that the guy had left, I threw away the cutlery and I descended on the meal.I eat both mine and his with my bear hand cos that cutlery na long thing.As I was battling with the bone,I just saw an image at my back,it was this guy he forgot the keys to his house.I was so embarrassed that I couldn't say anything. SInce then, we' have been avoiding each other like a plague.

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