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kilokeys:
be careful with d bar man o.. i swear u wouldnt understand how drunken spermatozoa would stagger from stomach close enter ovary lane..

He won't get drunk enough to have drunken sperms

Liamm:
i'm going back to sleep.

*lights firecrackers inside a pan by his head*


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mndaHrF-lgw

Jbluv55:
My sweetheart isn't spacegoat

*whispers to him*....even tho' it was the first thing that came to my head the first time I tried to do the same thing you just did .

Lemme bail you out all the same - its Special Agent Oko

hehe Danke

Jbluv55:
Shhhhh......I didn't mean it that way na . Chai!!! English Language sef get im own wahala . Serve Yourself becomes Self Service .

Hehehe . Why not binge on me sweerie?

Help me binge on you

kilokeys:
hell0 tHere.. lol.. ur moniker is weird.. what does it mean.. i see space goat every time i try to unscramble

Special Agent Oko

Caseless:
what are u wearing? **in usher's voice** let me see....be my guest...

Imagine the oyinbo-est clothes ever..

Jbluv55:
Service is always guaranteed my love, its either one is served or one serves himself or herself

How are you BTW?

Self service bar

I am just finishing up work for the evening. Catching up on news now before I shower and binge on netflix.

Jbluv55:
*comes out from room yawning*
**locates popcorn, carries it**
****sits down and slots in the movie "The Originals"***
****starts eating popcorn while watching****

*steals some of his popcorn and walks off*

*comes back with a drink for him*

https://multivu.prnewswire.com/mnr/izzebeverage/32596/images/32596-hi-single.jpg

Here you go babe, enjoy the show

Caseless:
*vomits on her skirt*

Nice try. I am not wearing a skirt

Caseless:
i pray he sees this....

Let's tag him:


DoctorFaust

kilokeys:
mr Jbluv55, i know its quite early the bars are closed..

martini with ice please... its cold outside o.. oga open d door make i come inside

The doors are always open..

*whispers to him* but service isn't always guaranteed.

Caseless:
and how does that connect? it is either he's Godly both on and off church, or he's not.

He is confused

.. or maybe drunk

Caseless:
*yawns*

*shoves a straw down his throat*

Close your mouth

daveP:
my nose is not pinnochhio-ish now! ( hangs raincoat) how are you?

*scans the raincoat for Ebola*

As for how I am.. Well:

https://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120510145005/victorious/images/5/5e/Tumblr_lq4degbYE91qmaa4ro1_400.gif

Caseless:
hehehehe....
are u godless?

According to him, he is only Godless when the churches are closed...

Caseless:
leave his platyrhine nose alone...u albinoninja.

Kick rocks you .....

daveP:
(peeps)

*drags him in by his nose*

Stay awhile

olubukato:
I'm taking it easy..How are you?

Good

Jbluv55:
Hehehehe . Meaning that by the time I start planting kisses all over your body, you won't be needing coffee again .

Yes. Something like that

What did you cook today?

Jbluv55:
*seals her lips with a kiss and whispers to her*.....coffee is somewhat similar to alcohol na

Chisos! *mind goes all mushy from the kisses*

Your kisses have the same effect

olubukato:
Aduke wetin na?

How are you?

olubukato:
I am ok dear, thank you

Thank you

Jbluv55:
Really?

*starts imagining the things she could possibly do make my day 100% *

*whispers to her*.....and just do you plan on doing with me?

And are you saying that alcohol messes with one's mind?

I... erm.. just can't...even... erm.....

Jbluv55:
Yes its a good day and the start of a good weekend .

*whispers to her*......how come you hardly ask to take alcohol dear?

I will make your day 100% better before nights end

Alcohol .... No thanks. I prefer to stay in my right mind.

Jbluv55:
Hehehe . Of course my dear but that will have to be in our bedroom sweerie . How's your day coming?

Coffee, kisses from you, chinese food.. It is a damn good day

Jbluv55:
Ahaa!! I knew you would want coffee .

*gives her a kiss, gets up and rushes in to get her coffee *

**comes back and serves her**

https://www.officialpsds.com/images/thumbs/Starbucks-Coffee-psd91540.png

***whispers to her***....day has been ok tho' weather seems relatively hotter than other days .

Thanks babe!

Hotter did you say... That means I can be seeing you in less clothes

Jbluv55:
*lays down beside her and plants a kiss on her forehead*

How are you love?

*cuddles close to him and sleeps*

I am ok. Nothing coffee can't fix.
How's your day been? Anything interesting?

*stumbles in with a blanket and pillow and lays down*

We live in a world where this is not only ok, but accepted. SMH

Xp17

KingTom:
What you have written, you have written!

Make I go modify the post

KingTom:
Before nko

I retract my previous statement.