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Happy Birthday!!!

Good morning Tamudo

xp17:
my humble self was in the kitchen early today and I made some fried beef (steak) and downloaded it with some beer. This is actually my second time of eating steak this year and my 1st, probably my last time of drinking beer this year. This should be my highest consumption of beer in a day in a long while. Oops, I spoke with mumsy today and she is in high spirit at the empire state

See pictures below.

Hey now! I know you can cook. I've seen your other foods before.

Bukatto:
Hello chief.
I am very fine sir..

IrishKez (funke), daveP, SpcAgtOko(Aduke)...Hello to you all..

Oga Jb I need a bottle of courvoisier pls..

How do you know my name

Xp17 I can cook

Jbluv55:
Aha!!! The ONE that makes my heart go tingalingaling .

*gives her a full hug and a full mouth kiss *

How are you today dear?

Ololufe mi *accepts the hug and returns the kiss*

Today I feel like Paula Abdul - but I look like Jocelyn Wildenstein


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtNrPjKKSPg


Your hug and kiss made anything negative disappear. How are YOU?

Caseless:
Wont u rather be a nigerian?

Pls, refere me to that particular post. I'm waiting for u.
*covers face*

Sorry, no desire to look back for it. It wasn't a bad shock tho.

I am Nigerian.

luxanne:
That's right

Jbluv55, ntoi, ur blackmail didn't work obviously, united's blood is always stronger



Morning hun btw and to you too SpcAgtOko

Evening fellow supporter.

Caseless:
jb, u mentioned me in ur voice notes last yr?

Only a Nigerian will ask a question in response to a question.

Caseless, I saw something you wrote.... You shocked me.

Jbluv55:
Mine has been ok too ma'am .

Weather is getting colder

*serves him hot tea and warm, sweet kisses*

Hi love, I missed you.

nitlad:
Time will prove fückall!



Iyawo e? Oruka t'o fisi lowo da?

Interest ko, profit ni.



https://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/2193865/terrified-halarious-o.gif

Fück me sideways! No way!!

Tried to decode all of this... I gave up.

https://www.ideachampions.com/weblogs/Confused%20lady%20funny.jpg

xp17:
goodnight everyone
wakeup strong and make Nigeria great.

nitlad:
Don't die o, biko. Just dump him.

Am I mad? I can't dump him.

*whispers* I hear he is going to propose soon

nitlad:


E ma ma so mi lenu ke. . .

Iyan with obe oshiki and eran igbe go do am.



Oh babe, believe me - that was what he had in mind. I can read his mind like Alawiye.

Jbluv55 is this true? Ayaff died.

nitlad:
Or the most probable;

I HATE you!

Don't put words in his mouth. Let him speak for himself

Jbluv55:
Hehe . I was just saying that I **** YOU. Oya fill in the gap

Oh I can fill it in...
I love you.
I want you.
I need you.
I have you.

Jbluv55:
*nibbles her ear and whispers some gibberish to her*..

Oh...ERM...wow.. I think I'd you were nibbling my ear, I wouldn't understand what you were saying anyway

Jbluv55:
Yeah he's fit to contest but his pixes alone won't guarantee him a win.

You could coach him.

chibwike:
thanks for the endorsement ma'am..hope u'd support me, if i eventually decide to compete

Remind me

neighy:
Allegations THAT SpcAgtOko is a GUY...

I'll prove it.

neighy:
...

I dey play.
How you dey?

Jbluv55:
Hehehe . Ok bring your ear closer first lemme whisper something

*leans in closer*
Yes, dear?

chibwike:
depending on the contestants, if them fine pass me...i'd let it pass

*checks his pictures*

Hmm.. You are worthy to compete.

neighy:
Shuu na Fight?? JB see me see Gbege oooo
plus I dint ask for the meat...

neighy:
tx so obvious this one no be sallah meat... It looks like Beef na

Sharrap and be thankful you got any.

xp17:
she should be alright. we talked like a minute or two on Saturday. I'd try to call her for a long talk before the week runs out

btw, I'm attending a church service the other sunday (19th) I just hope heaven wouldn't fall.

has anyone seen Mr.190 lately?

Chisos! Wear some PPE so the falling church doesn't harm you.

Are you repenting for being mean to me?
God is watching you.

xp17:
in New York, driving is totally different and difficult. there, all the traffic radars work like GEJ, you can't make a right turn on a red light, and the rate of cops everywhere is alarming. I'd just catch a bus or a train if I live there, because of the traffic.

Or... Don't live there

How is Mumsy?

Jbluv55:
*plants a kiss on her lips *

*whispers into her ear*....You need more proof

I need more proof.
More kisses - more passionate would do

Preciousone4ril:
Lol....neva ever ever done dis b4. Mk una no laugh d voice...just sayin tnks to u all.

Joblessness

xp17:
insurance is on a high side here, because of high rates of liabilities from drunk drivers. thank God it does not snow here, and the traffic camera doesn't snap when you run a red light, that would have been suicidal.

Ha. We have those annoying radars that snap but they snap from the front. We only have back plates.. They are randomly set up. Its always my luck that I'm going the limit when a cop is parked at them because otherwise I'm speeding.

Jbluv55:
Hehehe . Not to worry dear, I like your natural body 'fragrance'.

*whispers to her*......it turns me on

Really? *scoots closer to him* Tell me more

xp17:
dangerous Ke?
my driving is been bad lately ,maybe because I'm having a change in my driving pattern (from offensive to defensive). I used to race a lot , sometimes even with cops and emergency vehicles, so long I don't drive pass them, until my recent alone accident, wasn't too bad, just slashed the front tire on the driver's side. lately, I try to maintain the speed limits or the legal 5miles above, except on few occasions. but I'm considering going back to my offensive way, because it makes me be proactive and gives me smoother driving.

my insurance is getting better though.up till sometime this year, I was paying almost $280 monthly or $15** when I pay every 6months , but right now , It's been reduced below $200monthly.

my driving history is very clean like Vincent eyeama clean sheet, except on a not at fault accident I had long time ago. I should be looking forward to pay $100 monthly sometime next year.


@jbluv55, thanks for the lager, but it wasn't chilled as expected

Yeah. Yours is way more than mine. I have a clean record.

Neighy hi *waves*