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How about this pick up lines?

1.Are we related? Do you want to be?
2.Excuse me, do you live around here often?
3.Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
4.You are just truly absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also?
5.Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you remind me of myself?
6.Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time?
7.Say, did we go to different schools together?
8.I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin',

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this is so true.I've been driving in Lagos for about 10 yrs,prior to dat i drove in other cities in naija and i was famed as a "crazy" driver.Imagine the shock i got after leaving Lagos a year ago just to come back and find out i wasn't used to driving in Lagos again.Okadas,molues and imagine,even private cars were harassing and "chancing" me.I was shocked to say d least thou i still tried to put up a performance which was far below par.

Stop tripping, man. It's just a joke.[color=#006600][/color]


Yeah its a joke alright,but don't you think a racist joke tends to prove the "joker" is racist?

girl,move on.the guy had already made up his mind to dump you,you just fell into his trap by debasing yourself.

MP007:
duh! common sense, going to a university of course, u can always start a business at any point in time, who posted this sghjt
[/quot[quote author=MP007 link=topic=86132.msg1590504#msg1590504 date=1192578823]duh! common sense, going to a university of course, u can always start a business at any point in time, who posted this sghjt

Question:Mr common sense,does bill gates have a university degree?[/quote]

Give me one good reason why Nigerians shld be interested in a game called American Football?The game was created and is for Americans.It's only seriously played in America.It's not even half as interesting as volleyball,talkless of Soccer.It's like saying Nigerians shld start using Fahrenheit temperature measurement just because Americans do.Bullshit!

bottom line is to achieve results,like someone rightly said,klinsman did same, and achieved results.which makes sense,if he stays in naija & doesn't achieve results or if he stays in europe and does?

Jakumo:
In planning a hypothetical safari to visit friendly, agreeable people, Lagos is certainly NOT one of the first destinations that would spring to my mind, Spoilt, though admittedly neither would the Bloods and Crips turf of South Central LA. 

In the limited window of time that is mine to spend on this green planet, I view any visit to " hot" zones as wasted  "dead"  time that could have been far better, safer and productively spent where sanity and PEACE prevail, and where my eyes are not likely to be assaulted by a hell-scape of putrid trash, desperate throngs and stagnant green-slime gutters, as would be the case in Lagos-by-th'Sewer, Nigeria's crown jewel.

Well thats an interesting thread you guys have going on,but i have to wonder who or what this Jakumo thing is.Lagos is not perfect but @ thesame time the writer did not portray Lagos in it's true light,was miserly with the truth and exaggerated alot.Sanity and peace by the way only prevail in Heaven,not in Los Angeles or London.Lagos will always be home to the true Lagosian,not withstanding its minuses.By the way i'm writing from the so called US of A,where evrything supposedly works perfectly but I still think of Lagos every blessed day

allow the boy now,he is only speaking the truth.we all know this,as far as its reparation from wat the oyinbos stole from us.and yes there are other tribes involved in yahoo yahoo,but as he rightly said some have got the knack for it.the fact is if 419 stops completely today in naija,the oyinbos will still claim its from naija,so allow the boy abeg.don't hate! , and stop all these insults.afterall i shld think we r all educated.

Why does everybody believe that PDP can rig the election and Atiku does not have the capacity to?, He must be stopped, Atiku is a menance to s

I AGREE COMPLETELY,PEOPLE SHOULD STOP DECEIVING THEMSELVES.EVEN IF OBJ DID THIS TO STOP ATIKU THEN HE IS ON THE RIGHT TRACK.ATIKU IS A CRIMINAL AND EVERYBODY KNOWS IT.DEMOCRACY MEANS DIFFENRENT THINGS TO DIFFENRENT COUNTRIES.GEORGE BUSH IS RULING THE MOST POWERFUL COUNTRY IN THE WORLD WITH A STOLEN MANDATE.HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU SEE SHOUTING BLUE MURDER?, NONE.IF THE WHOLE IDEA IS TO STOP AN UNEDUCATED THIEF (SPELT ATIKU) FROM BECOMING PRESIDENT THEN SO BE IT.

@ wales
"Stupid question. Read a post before you respond"
my guess is as good as yours regarding the person who is stupid here.This forum is for an exchange of ideas not for u to insult urself and show ur ignorance.

Atiku is a rogue,an slowpoke & a thief who isn't fit to rule a herd of she-goats.so we shld actually be discussing the the best ways for him to be punished for his crimes & not one laughable knee sprain.

2.5 with clearing,2.1 u clear ursef.honda accord 2003 LX,full options.straight frm yankee.my email is oseleyia@yahoo.com.reply only if u r serious

2.5m

Pre marital sex is good,i actually encourage it but then it does'nt stop it from been fornication.