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farano: God bless you

If that face wow for your eye, then you need to be mentally, emotionally, physically and otherwise evaluated. Let's see your own face, farmer like you.
Obj replica.

Yomieluv: With distraction like this,little wonder he remains upcoming artiste forever.

My brother you wicked ooo, you carry poison for mouth! Na waaaooo.
And your right, I've never heard of that name before now. who's he? A moluwe driver?

This writer needs serious English lessons, from tenses to spelling errors. I think you would have kept your wahala ro your self than putting us through this "grammatical quagmire, morass and imbroglio.
BE WARNED!![/b]!
Don't ever take us on such a complex grammar ride again.
"In Suarez voice : this is why I bite people"
LOL.

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pinkguy: What do u expect from dis northern d don't allow their daughter to go out "[font=Lucida Sans Unicode]the are lock indoor[/font] still some one come to ask for their hand in marriage this girl end up having sex with their brothers and any close male relative that are allow to stay close to them( because of the high rate of cousin to cousin sex among them ,just because the are allow to come close to each other. the muslim community have to make law allower them to marry each other

Pinkguy my brother, grammar hard oo. No be small matter Abeg!
"[b][/b]why you no ALLOWER spell check for your phone/computer naa"
ROTFL.

LOL. That's a very funny one. You got me there!

bizngr: Hahahaha, Benin people serious...

GOOD NIGHT JOKE:

After their return from Brazil World cup, the Super Eagles were so ashamed of their defeat that they decided to disguise themselves so as not to be recognized. Mikel disguised himself as a monk and was walking on the street when suddenly an old lady walked up to him and said "Mikel how far na?". Mikel was so surprised that he ran away annoyed that the old woman could recognize him despite his disguise.
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Disappointed, he went home and dressed as a pregnant woman, again he bumped into the same old lady and she said, "Mikel how far na, see as you just run the other day". Confused and frustrated Mikel asked "but mama how do you keep recognizing me despite my disguises"? The old lady replied: "Hahaha, Mikel na wa for you oh, look me well na, It's me Yobo".

Logan's shadow:
Op Na wa for you o,i never even obey 10 commandment finish reach heaven,na one 32 commandment i go con dey obey to please woman.

You are not obeying the commandments to please a woman, rather they are suggestions that will help your relationship stay strong and stand the taste of time. Follow the ones that appeal to you. Its your choice bro.