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allanphash7:
Nigeria is a joke

The Biggest Joke of all time my brother. Very sad.

F.ck.in Gay. FAGG.OT!!!
Him and Charlie boy will make a great couple.
Celebrity Bisexuals!

OP your grammar is awful and bad. People should learn to stay quiet if they know they can't express themselves grammatically. Everybody must not create a thread on Nairaland. Tenses, spelling, even organisation, zero. Haba.

jaybee3:
This one na real technical question ooooo but let me give it a try...

I would have to be grateful to her for going extra length in helping me secure the employment.

If kids aren't involved, i will resign the job and return all the money i've earned to date to her then divorce her simply because she should have discussed her planned action with me before going ahead with the action

If kids are involved, i will still divorce her but won't return the money since it will go towards raising the kids

The fact of the matter is anyone that can do anything for money is very dangerous and you are simply better off without them.

You are a true son of your father. Wise thought bro. You said it all
# anyone that can do anything for money is very dangerous and you are simply better off without them#
Never compromise your happiness for anything, not even for money, marriage or love. Shikina.

chiefololade:
This is funny.. Someone's father is made to serve punishment on the road publicly, I wonder if their association have anything like code of ethics for them to have been behaving anyhow.

Bros, no code of conduct for Naija ooo. So sad.
This is the height of abuse. Why don't they go to sambisa and do the same to boko boys. Fools.
That's why I don't pity our armed forces, most times they deserve what they get! Wicked animals.

[quote author=sirjohnson post=34404524]Trust me gurl, I aint nearing her pants, am not after that. I have slept with enough girls in my life already. The days I used to be sex freaked are behind me. At most I would kiss her. I just wanna nurture her.[/quote]



That's exactly what I'm saying, that's pedophilia! And what makes you think you will stop at the kissing? And that alone, is jail time mo.ther.fu.cka! Just the intent to do it alone. She doesn't know what love is bro . In 3 yrs time, she'll be thinking differently!

opeyemisteph:
Before you finish this guy all ya...Know that we have people who are 12, 13 years older than their wives, this might be one of those in the making. He doesnt want to sleep with her. With his experience he could guide and guard her. Abeg let the poor girl enjoy the love from an experienced dude who doesn't wanna see her pant rather thn those riff raffs who would nyansh her at the slightest opportunity. And besides, a sixteen year old of the 21st century is like a 30 year of the 19th century, those kids know a lot.

Wrong, very wrong. And for all of you clicking 'like'.
In the legal, moral, and advanced society point of view, you don't even have any business coming close to her not to mention falling in love.

Here in the USA, your sorry as.s is heading for serious trouble, if not in jail already. It is called PEDOPHILE(ing). And the gov and citizens don't even wanna hear about it.

How can you convince us that being left alone with her as much as a relationship permits, for 2 people in love, that you won't as little as touch her for the next 2yrs?
Pls we should let these little girls mature mentally and not physical looks alone. I can't believe a 28yr old and a 16yr old. If only you were 18 or 19, ok, we can say you may hang around till she's legally of age. Pls stop now, pls. That's someone's daughter!

sirlop:
if u dont know anything abt the state, just close ur mouth and listen.

Well, if you must know, that's my state, fo.ol, what do you know about imo state? Hater!

OREMUSSANCTUS:
One chance
Nigerians ve bin fulled by "holy" Buhari
Still don't understand how one old man fulled us all



Am dedicating dis ftc, to all dana air crash victims, may d lady(mother Mary) of all airways, intercede on their behalf to his son lord Jesus Christ, to grant dem eternal rest, Amen

He didn't fool nobody. Nigerians wanted a change, anybody and anything other than Jonathan. And their next Available strong alternative was Buhari, period.
Even you, oremussanctus would still have won against Goodluck. Anybody under a strong party, especially APC, the strongest next big party would win jona. He was doomed to loose.

Which school is this funaab? I've been seeing it these days on naira land.
Then there are strange meaningless words like;
Trace, holler holler. What or who are they?.
These posters are using these words like they're house hold names.
Not suprised the police reacted the same way too.

customized07:
IMO state may end up being the worst state in fours years.

I don't know your state, but is Rochas the 1st governor to replace a VC?
Rochas has beaten them twice, what other proof do you guys want? He's just a winner. That's what he do, win win win! Like Rick Ross.

ArchEnemy:
*modified*
We should actually not castigate her...it's because of her faith

To he.ll with faith. The law is the law. Why dont soldiers wear religious outfit? Abi they no get enough faith? If you can't keep to the rules and regulations, then go and collect exemption letter. Why make a mess of the process. Well, only in Naija.
I'm my US of A, it will never happen!

kentosman:
Naija, where human life is equivalent to that of a chicken. Imagine! May God help his Children

You are very right. What kind of country is this? I've lost all hope for Naija, at least for the next 3 generations. God please!

They're both beautiful. The husband will be very happy with such beautiful family.
BTW, is she wearing a leather jacket in Nigeria? I don't think it's rainy season yet, and can never be so cold for that jacket. Naija celebrities sef! !!
Yankee wanna be'z!

Usman dan Fodio's jihad created the largest empire in Africa since the fall of Songhai in 1591. By the middle of the nineteenth century, when the Sokoto Caliphate was at its greatest extent, it stretched 1,500 kilometers from Dori in modern Burkina Faso to southern Adamawa in Cameroon and included Nupe lands, Ilorin in northern Yorubaland, and much of the Benue River valley. In addition, Usman dan Fodio's jihad provided the inspiration for a series of related holy wars in other parts of the savanna and Sahel far beyond Nigeria's borders that led to the foundation of Islamic states in Senegal, Mali, Ivory Coast, Chad, Central African Republic, and Sudan. An analogy has been drawn between Usman dan Fodio's jihad and the French Revolution in terms of its widespread impact. Just as the French Revolution affected the course of European history in the nineteenth century, the Sokoto jihad affected the course of history throughout the savanna from Senegal to the Red Sea.
http://countrystudies.us/nigeria/9.htm

Princefame1:
D first by ur left is d king of uzairue, y d middle one is d king of Auchi....they are all proud muslims..

Read your history very well, it's bc usman Dan fodio got to Edo state and conquered some part of the old middle belt. So there's no pride in religion, it's all about the instance and circumstance that surrounds you, in most of the cases.

donbenedict:
Lol girls be hoardin phone number but givin away thr kitty cat... Who is foolin who?

They don't give away nothing. They sleep with who they love, or want or have feelings for, and you can never get it by force. You have to either deserve it or earn it. It's stupid and childish what the guy did. Meanwhile she didn't board the taxi hoping to meet Mr dangote that will pay her fare. Except she was begging for money to pay.
It's any body's choice as to whom you wanna be friends with.
So you guys are saying she must give her number to every guy that asks for it? Both males and females has the right to choose their friends. It's one of the most common basic human rights. It's your number, it's your decision and choice, it doesn't matter if he's gonna buy her the taxi itself. He acted foolishly.

This is NORMALCY for Nigeria. Anything better than this is ABNORMAL. How can people live and survive like this? The fuel from our crude oil, we don't see, we can't even purchase with our money, the wealth from the sales, we don't see. All we're left with is HOPE. I weep for my people. ..
God pleassssse help us

Awwww, poor boy, are you so blind that you can't see that thing is the shape of a dic.k? Meaning she don tie your dic.k my bro. Na one chance you enter ooo.
LOL.
Ok, let me be serious now. @ Op, whatever it is, not your business. How did you get to a females bag in the 1st place? That's wrong.
Secondly, i don't believe in any damn juju, put the bullsh1t into the trash, that's if you're not returning it back to her., which is the appropriate thing to do, return it into the bag. Continue or not with the relationship is your decision. Good luck.

omenka:
I hate seeing people put stickers on their dashboards.

Did you read this tread at all? What the heck is this one talking about?
@ the topic, it's only in Naija, with useless police force, and maybe some other african countries. In a Civilized society, his ass will be in jail so quick he won't even remember getting there. If unchecked, he might end up taking the lifes of some innocent citizens in his stupidity. Many mad and psychiatric patients roaming the streets freely in my dear poor country. Very sad.

lestat:
WHHHAAATTTT?? i never ceased to be amazed @ the level of bull sh1t nNigerians can spew?!!! its mind boggling that some peeps here are even telling u that you have a good job?!!!!! and from your response it sounds like you believe that?!!!!!!!!!

Wow Nigerians and self deceit sha??
aNYWAYS LET ME BE FRANK AS USUAL!! FIRSTLY YOU ARE AN INGRATE!!! YOU EVEN HAVE SOMEONE WILLING TO SPEND HER HARD EARNED MONEY TO TAKE YOUR LAZY UNGRATEFULL SELF TO USA and YOU ARE HERE ASKING HER INTENTIONS? because you are clearly still living with your family thats why you think you have a good job!!

If you where paying rent and feeding yourself you would know your job is nonsense!!! i dont think you realize your reality yet, you even have money to subscribe for internet to type this nonsense here because you are not feeding yourself!!!

Let me break it down for you!! Until Nigeria gets better you are one of the lucky few who has an opportunity to get out of here, and if what it takes is 6 months living indoors and your sister feeding your hungry ungrateful self then so be it!!! some even are praying for an opportunity to stay for 1 year if at the end they get their papers!!!!

I call bullsh1t!! this is a fake story!!! i dont think any one can be so clueless unless their name is GEJ!!!

She will pay for your travel expenses, feed you for 6 months, assist in getting your papers and you are here asking what? THIS IS A FAKE STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For real. He's a But.t hole, Ungrateful id.iot

Alcatraz001:
@ Op please don't mind this people who are advising you to stay baack in Nigeria oooo, they are not happy for you.

Please ask your self if you see hope in this Country? How much is 75k? Please take this opportunity with both hands,before you know it you would start a job after getting the papers in the US. I want you to think about the quality of Life that the US offers and not the slave wages being paid in Nigeria. Nigeria jst survived a Civil War by whiskers because God intervened through the US and Britain but there is still tension in the Air.

Just sit down and think about all you have to gain by moving to a more developed and stable country.

May God give you the wisdom to make a good decision.

You have given him an experienced advice. What is 75000 naira a month? When you've been promised work permit after 6 months in the US. For those that Naija is there heaven let them enjoy the uncertainties, but for the wise guy, an opportunity like this won't slip him by. Let him Remember that the 70, 000 he earns a month is less than $300. Where do you start the comparison?

dipopooo:
Oops d student must b one of PEJ relatives

ROTFL. ..., hilarious. ....

vanstanzy:
With all due respect to my grand-mentor, MADIBA. He was the President of South Africa and had always followed SA's progress from inception. He knows much about SA, but not Nigeria and her politics. Buhari? President? who go dash am? Abi e wan steal am, as im steal 1983 head of state? NEVER!!!

You are very ignorant. Hate won't get you nowhere. Goodluck that you all are fighting for has already accepted defeat. And you guys are still talking nonsense. Go get a life.

Johnbosco77:
all is well. many lives have been saved by the humility and gentleness of GEJ. I remember April 2011 when it was so glaring that CPC lost, lives were lost even before the final announcement.
#GEJIsAtrueDemocrat
#GodblessGEJ
#GODBlessNigeria
#HopeGMBBringsTheMuchHypedChange
#onelove

Bc they were rigged out, with impunity. If there was free and fair eelections, PDP wouldn't have won. Now that rigging is restricted, why didn't pdp win again.
Mr Jonathan is smart enough to save his own life and that of his family. He did himself a favor, and not A favor to Nigeria. He has seen what happens to presidents that refused to concede defeat. He better go and enjoy his loots than spend the rest of his life at the Hague.

Raiders:
Nigerians like me didn't vote for Buhari because we think he is the messiah that will end Nigeria problem. Buhari won because most people are tired of pdp 16 years rule and Buhari was the only credible option for change in power.

yes, That's about it, the PDP were dancing and partying with the people's money and rubbing it in their face, and they over did it. They partied for too long, daring the consequences. People were suffering, dying and they decided to do nothing about it.
Your celebrity president Goodluck was busy laughing all the time, his wife acting nollywood movie with people's kidnapped daughters. God will never forgive them for all the lives lost in this country and the suffering of the masses. I am from bayelsa, but Goodluck is a big disappointment!

kayboy4y:
Eyah. This is like what we see on movies. May God heal the wounded and RIP if any casualty.

Did you ever read the thread and get the details?
"Thankfully, the passengers survived
but one broke his leg. Another photo after the
cut.."
So you didn't see this or decided to ignore it.
#RIP to the dead# has become the most popular phrase in Nairaland. Smh.

Hmmm.

Havilah93:
I'm sorry sir, but saying that I'm disappointed in you is an understatement!

And who cares if you are disappointed or not. His good works and projects speaks for him. Rochas is a rare gem, there are only few kind hearted, honest politicians like him. Will always vote him in any position he contests anytime. Go to imo state and see the transformation. Was in Nigeria last week, went to owerri and the reality was that I couldn't recognize the place. In just 1 year after my last visit, Feb 2014. He has engraved his name in history in Nigeria.
He has set a pace every other Government in the South east will have to work hard to achieve. God will continue to bless and reward him and his family, and his entire cabinet abundantly. God bless Imo State.

toprealman:
Obama thought politics is linguistics. He messed up and his party is now a laughing stock. Cameron is having nightmares as UKIP is next in line to produce the next PM. The two should go hug any live transformer...thank you! Who cares about what they have to say. TOSSERS

When the chips are down, you will care. They are UN, they are the police of the world, they are world's most strongest nations.
Remember they refused to sell arms to you and you people couldn't fight ordinary boko haram.
The uk and US politicians can fight internally, but when it comes to foreign policy, they different political factions unite and deal with it. Don't under rate them.

quicyvictor:
Jona! My Jona!!
Another Gbagbo in making
always looking like a sick pregnant woman
controlled by woman

Very correct, you are right. No matter how he rigs it, it's not fool proof. He may be the next Gbagbo! Time will tell.
Weeping for Naija.