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op u are the fools(multiplied) separated from the cap,

We’re gonna start discussing men’s brains, women’s brains and how they’re very different from each other. Now I wanna start with men’s brains. Alright? Men’s brain are very unique, men’s brains are made up of little boxes and we have a box for everything. We have a box for the car. We got a box for the money. We got a box for the JOB, we got a box for the women, we got a box for the kids, we got a box for your mother somewhere in the basement.
We got boxes everywhere, and the rule is: "the boxes don’t touch". When a man discusses a particular subject, we go to that particular box, we pull that box out, we open the box, we discuss only what is in that box, alright? and then we close the box and put it away being very, very careful not to touch any other boxes.
WOMEN S BRAINS
Now women’s brains are very, very different from men’s brains. Women's brains are made up of a big ball of wire, and every thing is connected to everything. The MONEY’s connected to the car, the car’s connected to your JOB and the kids are connected to your mother, and everything’s connected to everything ....
It’s like the INTERNET super highway, Ok? And it’s all driven by energy that we call emotion. This is zzzzz. It’s one of the reasons why women tend to remember everything. Because if you take an event and you connect it to an emotion, it burns in your memory and you can remember it forever. The same thing happens for men, it just doesn't happen very often because, quite frankly, we don't care.
Women tend to care about everything! And she just loves it. Ok?
Now, men, we have a box in our brain that most women are not aware of. This particular box has nothing in it. It’s true, it’s true. In fact, we call it the "nothing box." And of all the boxes a man has in his brain, the nothing box is our favourite box! If a man has the chance, he’ll go to his nothing box every time. That's why a man can do something seemingly COMPLETELY brain-dead for hours on end. You know, like fishing.
Women can’t do it, they can’t do it, their minds never stop, and they don't understand the nothing box and it drives them crazy because nothing drives a woman more crazy or makes you feel more irritated than to witness a man doing nothing! AM HAPPY TO BE A MAN.[/b][b]

That old man self? Coke and fanta na Nigeria get am? Old men will not stop taking osogbo weed.

KILL YOU FOR POSTING THIS RUBBISH. AM REAL BRO. I CAN NEVER BE INVINCIBLE.

SEE HIM FACE LIKE PERSON WEY DEY SHARE KOLANUTS FOR ELDERS MEETING FOR AROCHUKWU VILLAGE. THE GUY DON STUBBORN SINCE. NO BE TODAY. PDP YOU GUYS LOST A FIGHTER.

how thy mighty has fallen? the man think say that post na he own forever o? the guy too form and brag as if nothing dey happen. Oga something don happen now o. as at now u be ex. jonathan making everybody to be come ex like him. jona u bad men. diezanni is next

they all failed woefully. only father mbaka,, how I wish I can go to all these failed pastor churches wearing buhari's campaign shirt. to remind them to stop blasphemy. end time. many will say to me on that day lord lord did we not perform many miracles with ur names and the lord will say to them, I never knew you, get away from me u workers of lawlessness

if after 4 years of buhari's tenure GEJ comes back to contest election and win the election , will he serve for just 1 term or 2 terms in office? thanks

what i have learnt from this election so far,
learn to be patient like buhari , don't ever give up even when they say
you cannot do it,
be calm and slow to anger like jega,, .
never disgrace yourself like orubebe in public,
always watch your words, they might come back to hunt you like they
hunted patience Jonathan,
never disrespect ur elders like fayose , so that you may live long.
always try and see the future like obasanjo.

HAPPY APRIL FOOLS DAY. NA ONLY YOU WAKA COME?

what i have learnt from this election so far,
learn to be patient like buhari , don't ever give up even when they say you cannot do it,
be calm and slow to anger like jega,, .
never disgrace yourself like orubebe in public,
always watch your words, they might come back to hunt you like they hunted patience Jonathan,
never disrespect ur elders like fayose , so that you may live long.
always try and see the future like obasanjo.
welcome baba.

DEM DEY USE AM COLLECT MONEY FROM BANK? MAKE IYANYA STOP MUSIC NA, MAKE WE SEE WEDA E MASCULINE FIGURE GO BRING MONEY FOR AM.

1,6 and 9 are not proper, if you have a lawyer, pls get your lawyer to serve her the Lagos state tenancy rules, same happened to to my sister and we got our lawyer to serve the landlady the rules guiding Lagos state concerning rent. ever since then she has not said a word, she is very scared now.(the landlady). don't allow the landlord or land lady to intimidate you. take necessary and legal action. don't sign the form.talk to other neighbours about it and you guys can raise money to get a solicitor

I WAS THE CLASS CAPTAIN. SO NOBODY FIT.

The deadliest civil WAR breaks out all of us ranting here APC and PDP, note that the elites you are fighting for on social media will survive with their families but you and i will be refugees in Benin Republic and other countries if we survive it,and they will still sit at a peace accord meeting somewhere in Ghana ,South Africa or the U.N to still decide your fate and fly back their families with their private jets to continue using those who survived,if i may ask where are their children? they are all abroad in safe keeping,Nigerian youths listen and listen good,we have only one Nigeria,what the RADIO did to Rwanda is what SOCIAL MEDIA IS DOING TO NIGERIA NOW,the worst CIVIL WAR IN THE HISTORY OF AFRICA AND MANKIND IS IMMINENT,we are all pushing NIGERIA TO WAR,there will be no winners or losers,Nigeria ,you and i will lose atlast,the U.S/ the West promised SYRIA and LIBYA better life where they would be free from dictators and corrupt leadership, today you can see how free these countries are,Iraq inclusive after Sadam,Americans are safe in their country happy and laughing over the suffering they have caused using divisive propaganda to destroy them,Nigerians be warned a great WAR is at hand all of us here might not be alive to tell the story but i bet you ,all the elites and their children will be alive to tell the story.You and i don't own oil wells and private jets,then what are we fighting for.They want you to be counted as casualties so there would be a case .Please say no to violence if GEJ wins he wont feed his village if Buhari wins he wont feed his village,and nothing will change ,there was no time a govt will solve all your problems.There are more beggars and homeless people in the U.S than Nigeria even in Obamas backyard in Chicago homeless people queue up for food hand outs daily.STOP PUSHING NIGERIA TO WAR WITH SO MUCH HATE ON SOCIAL MEDIA BE WARNED OF WHAT THE RADIO DID TO RWANDA. We might not live to tell the STORY.Lets preach LOVE and KINDNESS. VOTE WISELY

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DEFINITIONS OF STUPIDITY. Stupidity is When: 1) You Earn less than #30,000 as a graduate or still searching for job for 3years and still chant "Gej 4 2019" WERE YOU BORN TO SUFFER?.
2)You charge your phone with a generator and come online to type # GEJ 4 2019".DONT YOU KNOW ELECTRICITY IS YOUR BASIC RIGHT?

3)You purchase fuel at #87 per litre and refuse to ackwledge the fact that you have been cheated "Gej 4 2015". OTHER OIL PRODUCING COUNTRIES SELL PETROL FOR AS LOW AS 7NAIRA EQUIVALENT TO THEIR PEOPLE

4)You import Goods from abroad at #209 per dollar instead of atleast #155 per dollar yet you are a Gejite.IN 1983 1NAIRA WAS EQUAL TO 1 DOLLAR

5)You support a man who can't refund or give you back your N1000 which you paid for immigration job let alone account of missing $20BN..DO YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR A JOB?

6)You go Church, bus station, mosque,school boko haram bomb you yet the govt say they spend N1trillion on security you still dey shout GEJ 2019 ARE YOU A LEARNER?

7) You are still in school because of the strike ASSU,ASSUP,FCE,FGCs went on you know the agreement is still not yet fulfilled, You dey Shout GEJ 2019, YOU WAN REMAIN UNDERGRADUATE TILL 2020?

Your father is among retirees we still have not heard anything about pension money stolen over the one that stole 200million was asked to pay bail of 200 thousand naira yet YoU are SHOUTING GEJ 2019 DO YOU HATE YOUR FATHER THAT MUCH? "THAT IS STUPIDITY" "THERE IS NO LICENCE FOR NONSENSE.

I HAVE DECIDED.

why are you asking for our opinion? when at the end of the day our opinion does not matter? i know you will still end up collecting the gift, and if he gives a g-wagon as a gift pl reject it o and alert me i will send you my address.i dont reject gifts.

How are you?tell him to take tiger or vengar, it works well. They are drugs for sex and if you want him to last longer he should add one tramol to it. After the first round he can drink cold water and he will be fully strong again. Pls don't take over dose of the drugs, tiger is better though

OBOY THIS NA DAT SACCHARIN ICE CREAM THAT YEAR NOW, 1 NIARA, OR 50 KOBO, WE DEY STAY STRAIGHT LINE TO BUY AFTER SCHOOL, OR DURING RECESS NA , CHAI, WE DON DRINK COLOR TIRE BEFORE O. THANK GOD FOR BIN ALIVE SHA, SOME OF MY SCHOOL MATES DEN DON PASS OUT.

Maybe her papa too selfish! Or the papa na pdp member, so pikin decieve papa!(Pdp)

Nairalanders this man is totally fake! He used. To be a muslim, he stayed oppsite my house, his dad owns our street. E was d person that brot me home after my waec, I know evrything! Na asaba connection! His real name is suleman his dads name is imodu! E don tay! If u like believe his prophecies.

abi jonathan don use her clear road? i dey fear oooo.

THE founder and General Overseer of Inri Evangelical Spiritual Church, Primate Elijah Ayodele, has said that the winner of February 14, 2015 presidential election has been revealed to him by God.

In an exclusive interview with Sunday Tribune, the cleric, renowned for the accuracy of his prophecies, including the election of Ayo Fayose as the governor of Ekiti State and the recent leadership crisis in the Central Bank of Nigeria, revealed this in his prophecies for 2015 on issues that will affect the country and the world at large.

According to Ayodele, “2015 elections will hold but will be peaceful in some areas and not in other areas. As it is, from what I see at the moment, PDP will win, amidst serious criticism.”

Speaking further on popular speculations about the APC clinching the presidential ticket, Primate Ayodele stated that, “APC and PDP will share the North; PDP will win a state in the South-West, the East and the South-South but the core North will be a bit difficult for the PDP to win. However, when Jonathan gets a second term, I don’t see peace; except the president obeys the word of God. I don’t see the APC winning the presidential election. Even if Buhari wins, he can’t put an end to insurgency, nor can he fight corruption. His will be worse than Jonathan.”

Ayodele also made predictions on the economy, the aviation sector, entertainment, media, agriculture, electricity, security, health, religion, education, telecommunications, oil and gas, judiciary and the international community.

Billyonaire:
The warning came after the governor’s remarks justifying the decision of some soldiers to protest their lack of equipment in the fight against Boko Haram terrorists.

Amaechi knows nothing about military by-laws, a criminal civilian that cant fire a gun, but believes he can justify mutiny, a prelude to formation of rebel armies via insubordination, a precursor to internal rivalry and war. Why are the APC goons acting my ragtag desperadoes ? I have not read about APC manifestos because they have none, except ofcourse the mantra of CHANGE which they do not actually know that change can be to the worse. Change does not always mean positive. Change is not welcomed if negative.

Jonathan Goodluck is the complete change, because Buhari belongs to the old school junta of military coup plotters that actually ruined Nigeria. We can not go back to the era of kidnapping, nepotism, suppression of freedom of speech etc.

Anyone that votes for Buhari, is voting for the demise of all social networking political engineering. I am sure Nairaland will be extinct if Buhari wins any election (Gods Forbid).

HOW MUCH WERE YOU PAID BY THESE Nebuchadnezzar! Bro secure your future. Let's try the new govt. And see! Stop whinning.

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