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Jokes EtcRe: Test Cheaters by spikelord(m): 8:49am On Mar 28, 2006
This Johnny is something else.
Jokes EtcRe: Test Cheaters by spikelord(m): 8:48am On Mar 28, 2006
;d ;d ;d ;d
Jokes EtcRe: Imagine This! by spikelord(m): 8:42am On Mar 28, 2006
She actually slept with a gorrilla.

That picture looks so disgusting
Jokes EtcRe: The Stud by spikelord(m): 8:35am On Mar 28, 2006
grin cheesy Hahahahahaha
Jokes EtcRe: 2 Drunks by spikelord(m): 8:33am On Mar 28, 2006
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
Jokes EtcRe: He He He He He He by spikelord(m): 8:27am On Mar 28, 2006
lolol
Jokes EtcRe: Nigerian Jokes by spikelord(m): 8:25am On Mar 28, 2006
beyunce:
A little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his grandma, "Where's mom and dad?" to which she replied, "They're up in bed." The little boy started to giggle, ate his breakfast and went out to play. Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma, "Where's mom and dad?" and she replied, "They're still up in bed." Again the little boy started to giggle, ate his lunch and went out to play.

Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked his grandma, "Where's mom and dad?" His grandmother replied, "They're still up in bed." The little boy started to laugh and his grandmother asked, "What gives? Every time I tell you they're still up in bed, you start to laugh! What is going on here?" The little boy replied,

"Well last night daddy came into my bed room and asked me for the Vaseline, and I gave him super glue."
Still laughing over that joke baby,
beyunce:
Two boys from the mountains, Leroy and Jasper, have been promoted from privates to sergeants. Not long after, they're out for a walk and Leroy says, "Hey Jasper, there's the NCO Club. Let's you and me stop in." "But we's privates," protests Jasper. "We's sergeants now, "says Leroy, pulling him inside. "Now, Jasper, I'm a-going to sit down and have me a drink." "But we's privates," says Jasper. "Are you blind, boy?" asks Leroy, pointing at his stripes.

"We's sergeants now." So they have their drink, and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Leroy. "You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to date you, but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea." Leroy pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Jasper, go look in the dictionary and see what gonorrhea means. If it's okay, give me the okay sign."

So Jasper goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Leroy the big okay sign. Three weeks later, Leroy finds himself in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhea. "Jasper," he says, "why did you give me the okay sign?" "Well, Leroy, in the dictionary, it says gonorrhea affects only the privates." He points to his stripes. "But we's sergeants now!"
Hahahahahahaha!
Jokes EtcRe: Three Hymns by spikelord(m): 8:11am On Mar 28, 2006
Wow!
Jokes EtcRe: I Know The Whole Truth by spikelord(m): 8:09am On Mar 28, 2006
I'm in trouble, looks like I have inhaled a laughing gas.
Jokes EtcRe: Male Beauty Product (picture) by spikelord(m): 8:06am On Mar 28, 2006
How much is that damn car, Let me get it for Tommiekidd so girls would start following him and not guys this time around. If you know what I mean.
Jokes EtcRe: The Banker by spikelord(m): 8:02am On Mar 28, 2006
;d ;d ;d
Jokes EtcRe: Psychiatric Hospital by spikelord(m): 7:59am On Mar 28, 2006
I wonder what the look on that man's face would be like.
TV/MoviesRe: Cuando Seas Mia: 'When You Are Mine' by spikelord(m): 7:57am On Mar 28, 2006
Diego's grandma
TV/MoviesRe: Cuando Seas Mia: 'When You Are Mine' by spikelord(m): 7:57am On Mar 28, 2006
Take a look at the young Evangelina Elizondo, She looked like Marcia then

Music/RadioRe: Whose Artist Do You Hate? by spikelord(m): 7:46am On Mar 28, 2006
beyunce:
Does anyone own an Artist.
Cos I don't remember An artist been owned by anyone.
I've been wondering also where that kid primarily schooled.
Music/RadioRe: Whose Artist Do You Hate? by spikelord(m): 7:42am On Mar 28, 2006
tommiekidd:
googd,anyway,don't hate 50 cent
Hey the real wankstar is here again. Hey Kid, are u going to force people to love your gay partner?
CelebritiesRe: Piggy Bank, My Fofo, Checkmate, And The Game Dissin G-unit: Which Is The Bomb? by spikelord(m): 12:24am On Mar 28, 2006
My fo fo is da bomb nigga
CelebritiesRe: Piggy Bank, My Fofo, Checkmate, And The Game Dissin G-unit: Which Is The Bomb? by spikelord(m): 12:22am On Mar 28, 2006
My My Fo fo fo fo fo
My My Fo fo fo fo fo

My My Fo fo fo fo fo
My My Fo fo fo fo fo
My My Fo fo fo fo fo


I'ma give it to you baby, nice and slow!!!
Rap BattlesRe: 50 Cent vs Ja Rule: Who Raps Best? <caution> by spikelord(m): 12:18am On Mar 28, 2006
I'll talk to you tomorrow so that you can have time to copy your lyrics from various websites
Rap BattlesRe: 50 Cent vs Ja Rule: Who Raps Best? <caution> by spikelord(m): 12:16am On Mar 28, 2006
Swear over what hunhuh
TV/MoviesRe: Cuando Seas Mia: 'When You Are Mine' by spikelord(m): 12:09am On Mar 28, 2006
Paloma and Antonia are going to behave like Diego and Mariano!!! Paloma is more desperate on winning her heart back and it's like hmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Rap BattlesRe: 50 Cent vs Ja Rule: Who Raps Best? <caution> by spikelord(m): 12:03am On Mar 28, 2006
He never taught you how to distinguish the two words that sound alike hun,
Rap BattlesRe: 50 Cent vs Ja Rule: Who Raps Best? <caution> by spikelord(m): 12:01am On Mar 28, 2006
The inc not ink asshole, oh, Fiddy never thought you of anythang like that when he was fucking you hun, My God, That was too cruel of him.
Rap BattlesRe: 50 Cent vs Ja Rule: Who Raps Best? <caution> by spikelord(m): 11:57pm On Mar 27, 2006
tommiekidd:
mess u hater.g-nit is da bomb,where's motherfucking ink?
My God, ur ass is hurting cuz u just came out of Fiddy's apartment.
Music/RadioRe: Words From Fat Joe to 50 Cent by spikelord(op): 10:58pm On Mar 27, 2006
Yeah baby, it's 4 real.
Rap BattlesRe: 50 Cent vs Ja Rule: Who Raps Best? <caution> by spikelord(m): 10:56pm On Mar 27, 2006
Bleep you loosers, You got no more lyrics online so u decided to do it man to man, Haha.

One more thang you fucking idiot called reyes4ever, we are not going to lick their balls, we are going to kick them since the only thang they can do is run after us thinking we are gay negroes like them.

Oh ma niggaz Yummy and 2nde ain't here, it would have been hell for you'all.

S*ck ma d*ck negroes and Bleep all y'all.

Haha. I hope your ass don't hurt coming outta Fiddy's house negroes!!!
CelebritiesRe: Who is the best? Nas, The Game and 50 Cent. by spikelord(op): 10:44pm On Mar 27, 2006
That was a bad thang to say you numskull, Stop calling others nuts over expressing their minds. We are all right, your choice of best rapper ain't the type for this sh!t. So whathuh?
Music/RadioRe: Nas Vs Jay Z, Who Is A Better Rapper? by spikelord(op): 10:40pm On Mar 27, 2006
kulex2k1:
Can someone help me out here? Slimgene or was it slimfuck? Do u didnt av to steal lyrics from "eminems 50mile" the movie,most of us av seen & heard that one. You r just too full of rubbish.Why don't u go home and tell your younger sis to write sumtin 4u. Hw culd u b so happy wit yourself? Bitch!
Hey, u were being too hard on slimgene, that was just a child's play.

Anyway, whose side are u onhuh Jay Z or Nas
Music/RadioRe: Beyonce vs Shakira: Who Can Dance Better? by spikelord(op): 9:23am On Mar 27, 2006
kiss kiss kiss kiss
CelebritiesRe: Who is the best? Nas, The Game and 50 Cent. by spikelord(op): 9:18am On Mar 27, 2006
kiss kiss kiss
Rap BattlesRe: 50 Cent vs Ja Rule: Who Raps Best? <caution> by spikelord(m): 9:15am On Mar 27, 2006
Yeah, That'll do it
Rap BattlesRe: 50 Cent vs Ja Rule: Who Raps Best? <caution> by spikelord(m): 2:21am On Mar 27, 2006
Yeah man, I dunno why they keep coming after us. They think we're like dem gay ass.

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