Sxrene:

When did you take your exam?

On Monday, the 5th

Got this earlier today

Na wa oh, kate henshaw looks like an alien without make up.

What about Wizkid ? He should be like Bayern Munich.

My advice...... don't stress yourself, girls don't really know what they want, even if a guy tells a babe that he loves her, she can still ask him a question like "do you love me ? or are you in love with me ?"

Haha, definately about to waste her time.

Lol, are their women who actually like big men, for who they are not for probably their money ?

This is sincerely pitiful, haba.

Number 3 and 9 are definately the surest ones

You're not bad, but i'd advice against opening a thread like this, i'm sure from the comments you can see why.

Olarewajub:
Why are you all dropping your dishes?

Because they want to connect to DSTV.

Olarewajub:
Why are you all dropping your dishes?

Because they want to connect to DSTV.

Lol, OP you're extremely funny, i can imagine that in real life, you're actually quite hilarious.

Smellymouth:
* "I want to charge my fone / watch movies" ::

8:30pm, she walks into my room wearing a skimpy skirt/ belly button top and expects me to do what? Sings hymns or recite my Qu'ran?
I touch am, she push my hand ( for my mind, I say this babe is going down like the Naira this nyt) .. I wait another 5 mins,i rub her lap, she foolishly said-" pls, respect ur guest nao" ( I reason for my mind say, 'goat dey be lion guest?')



10 mins later, she'll be "SPREADING HER LEGS LIKE A RUMOUR" like:::::





N.B:: Vizkiz, walahitalai,ur own mumu strong pass my own

LMAO, this is extremely hilarious, "goat dey be lion guest ?"

dollyjoy:
ooh just shut it already! It your type that ends up blaming the innocent lady for what you both enjoyed.


It's only abstinence that gives 100% guaranty,protections only minimize the chances.

Spot on, this is just the sincere truth.

MuhdG:
i'm need of good smooth music an artist that his lyrics arent vulgar/x rated
any suggestions please

Brymo's 'Happy Memories' should do the trick.

This story doesn't seem legit, a vast majority of the people that dragged him to this state, most likely just heard people calling him a wizard, and did the same. This is sincerely unfair, a proper investigation concerning the matter should have been done.