Tonydeeb:
Oga tosyn2much, e be like sey you go need compile a list on how to know when a lady is tryna get you on Nairaland, seems some dude needs a 10 lists right about now!!!.

Make I create am shey?

banjo022:
I too stupid.. I invited these gorgeous babe over.. she came one thing led to another we started cuddling and kissing.. She was a virgin I was about inserting the thing inside she told me "am not ready for this". I jes form gentleman put my thing inside my boxers.

Hahaha lmao

martineverest:
Wetin happen na.? They suspended u?

tosyne2much:
Make I create am shey?

KashyBaby:
Lol hang on....OP, how u know all my lines?

Anabel:
If I want sex, I'll ask for it. Why should I be ashamed of anything when I know the guy wants it as much as I do. Egbami oo!! I find it weird that a lady will say these things you've written to a guy. Maybe she's 18 years old or less. #justsaying

wristbangle:


Dear, honestly it's a waste of time. It shows that our topics are meaningless and reeks of sensible words.

Any hint of what we need to do to make our article make sense?

Skibofire:
haha..burst my head! U fit Still do am for her front.haha

Kanyekels:


No hint or better still look for the hint yourself. Must you look for hint with her

chibwike:
Why you talk so

iambibi:
Alryt.. Mine was gr8..

megley:
Ladies lure guys to bed?
Really? I thought it was the other way round.

smoothvee:
My smash hit singles "pick up the phone" coming soon!! Audio and visual

desunit:

heheheehe Mr Vee, sup bro is Ray from LF. Padro pio's friend.

Smellymouth:
* "I want to charge my fone / watch movies" ::

8:30pm, she walks into my room wearing a skimpy skirt/ belly button top and expects me to do what? Sings hymns or recite my Qu'ran?
I touch am, she push my hand ( for my mind, I say this babe is going down like the Naira this nyt) .. I wait another 5 mins,i rub her lap, she foolishly said-" pls, respect ur guest nao" ( I reason for my mind say, 'goat dey be lion guest?')



10 mins later, she'll be "SPREADING HER LEGS LIKE A RUMOUR" like:::::





N.B:: Vizkiz, walahitalai,ur own mumu strong pass my own

dollyjoy:
Those ones self hard.


Just take something he is holding by force,he will surely come for it and in the process of dragging body contact and other things will fall into place


or by throwing a pillow at him,if he respond the play will start from there,simple!

TheMascot:
hmmmmm.. And see ur innocent face

ritababe:
11. come and rub me cream

megley:
Ladies lure guys to bed?
Really? I thought it was the other way round.

megley:
Ladies lure guys to bed?
Really? I thought it was the other way round.

ritababe:
11. come and rub me cream

ritababe:
11. come and rub me cream

vizkiz:
[b]whenever a girl starts talking about heat or men I know the next thing is sex.

There was one time a girl came visiting while I was in 300lvl mehn I mumu then ehn. I no see that girl straff again till date

She said she wants to sleep and I dressed up the bed for her, she slept on the bed and not up to 5minutes she pulled off her blouse say heat dey and she started talking about how her boyfriend use to maltreatment her that all men are the same...Still I no grab!!! (Victor you be mumu I swear )

After that she told me she can't sleep because of the heat maybe I could help her get water for her to bath...she pulled off all her cloths and I gave her towel. I even left the room when she wanted to change back to her cloths she said I could come help pull of her bra, I did and I went back outside... Which kin idiot be this sef

She left immediately after getting dressed and I was there feeling like "chai, I don dey gain this girl trust" without knowing that is the last time she will ever come to my house.

The thing still dey pain me sef

[/b] lolllllll���

dollyjoy:
funny