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Is there actually any virgin anymore in this world?
cos me I dey find virgin to marry o.

hurry now!

hurry now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hurry now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Volks Wagen Passat 2002 model for sale
has gear issues so buyer will buy a new gear which cost N100k
and enjoy the services of the new car
full options
full leather interior
4 airbags
alloy wheels
very very very clean body
factory fitted cd player/ 6 cd changer
seat heater and cooler
automatic seats
@ a giveaway price of N500k
The cost about N1.1m now in the market
You can call 07054717822 for your inspection.

I just got the detailed specification of the QX56

DVD Player/ Navigation System Screen
Anti-Lock brakes (ABS) (2)
Anti-theft system (2)
Child seat anchors (2)
Side airbags (2)
Traction control (2)
Stability control (
Navigation (1)
Premium sound system (2)
Sirius XM Radio (1)
Heated/Cooled seats (2)
Keyless entry (2)
Leather seating (2)
Power seats (2)
Sunroof/Moonroof (2)
Adaptive cruise control (1)
Climate control (2)
Memorized seat settings (2)
Power windows (2)
Rear-seat climate control (2)

Hurry now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Infinity QX56 for sale very very very clean (registered)
owner: a woman not based in Nigeria so it has not really been used.
full options
reverse camera
all leather interior
silver chrome wheels
dvd screen front and back
2 cd/audio/video player
power digital steering
can diagnose itself.
wireless audio headphones
lot more than you want in a car

call 07054717822 for your inspection @ Ikeja Lagos
@giveaway price of N3.5m

You can forward your CV to jordan_koolboy@yahoo.com

[b]A fast growing financial institution in Gambia want to employ the services of Nigerians in Gambia because its a Nigerian owned company.
This is a great opportunity for any educated Nigerian in Gambia to get a white collar job.
Anyone interested should call my Nigerian phone number Jordan +2347054717822.
GOD BLESS NIGERIA.[/b]

Can you get married to a girl of your age who has dated an man 14 years older before,
but she quitted the relationship due to her parents' disapproval.
Pls I need expert advise

how can this be the joke of the week??

ha why u cone dey soap  urself

When did NL turn to your family affair.

me chuo nu
When it comes to national issues kids are not invited ok?

In 1985 when IBB was the President of Nigeria and our Teachers told us then that we are the Leaders of Tomorrow
, 25 Years later, IBB is Contesting for President again, Is it that our teachers lied to us or Tomorrow hasn't come yet.
Naija!!!!!!!! I trip for u oooooooooooooo

naija independence blast @ aso rock, one of the most action pack series to come out of africa.

its hot! starring: goodluck jonathan
ibb
nnamadi sambo
and lot of other top actors and actresses

watch out for part two!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

U so clever dat I
can't understand a single word of what u re sayin.

I pity your generation nd d example u re givin to d fada of your daughters.

Pple like u re supposed to bein stone to death nd fed to d vultures in eastern nig

I guess you are so dumb that you couldn't even understand the difference between dizz and curse,
I know GOD WILL FEED YOU WITH YOUR OWN FLESH AND MAKE YOU DRINK YOUR OWN BLOOD IN JESUS NAME
COS NA JOKE SECTION YOU WANT TURN TO CURSE SECTION.

Wack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sense of humour zero
common sense -100%
rough boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

You are so stu.pi.d and gluttonous that you heard "FOOD FOR THOUGHT" and you asked for CUTLERIES.

starmumu abi wetin be your name, God punish u
you no get home training odeeeeeeeeeeee

yo momma so old that her breast milk turned powder

Boxing certification is now required to become a member of the House of representatives in Nigeria.
anyone can prove me wrong.

Joke Of The Week is back and Better.

You too can smile @ your passport again.

JUST GOT TO NIGERIA LAST SATURDAY AND NAIJA HAS BEEN A BIT BORING
SO, I NEED A FRIEND PREFERABLY A FEMALE (JUST A FRIEND)  TO MOVE AROUND WITH
AND PROBABLY CLUB WITH. I AM READY TO FOOT ALL BILLS.
I STAY IN IKEJA LAGOS. THANK YA.

TRAVEL TO UK, USA, CANADA, AUSTRALIA, GERMANY, SOUTH AFRICA, CHINA E.T.C

WE ARE TRAVEL CONSULTANT AND ALWAYS READY TO SERVE YOU.
PLS CALL MICHAEL ON 07052505779 FOR MORE ENQUIRIES.

THANK YOU.

THE FIRST TIME I TRAVELLED OUT OF THE COUNTRY TO MALAYSIA,
I HAD NEVER EXPERIENCED STEADY ELECTRICITY BEFORE SO,
ONE MORNING, I AND MY FRIENDS WERE TALKING ABOUT GOING OUT
IN THE EVENING AND IMMEDIATELY, I RUSHED AND PICKED MY SHIRT AND PANT
AND STARTED IRONING THEM THINKING THEY MIGHT TAKE THE LIGHT ANYTIME.
LAFFS!

YOU SEE NIGERIA CAN MAKE US STUPID SOMETIMES.

A new house @ college road ogba. 3 bedroom flat all rooms ensuit for 400k.
pls call 07052505779 for inspection.

I have a very clean audi a4 for sale please call only if you are serious. 07052505779

A man borrowed some money from his friend to travel and buy some goods,
so, his friend decided to travel with him and on the way they met an
armed robbery attack, on sighting the robbers, the man immediately told his friend to collect his
money back that he doesn't need it anymore.

IF NA YOU BE THE FRIEND WETIN YOU FIT DO?

Kunbee or Kundi? When you rubish yourself finish make you call me.

Dubai visa takes 5 working days.

Cost is N50,000 for one person.

Need travel advise?

Call us @ 10, Amore Street, Off Toyin Street Ikeja Lagos, Nigeria.
Michael: 07052505779

EVRYONE COME DOWN AND STOPS TO SHOUTING, AFTRALL THE MAN SPOKE ENGLISH AND NOT FRENCH.
@ BEN: MADE SURE THAT YOU COLLECTING DAT MAN BACK O OR LESS, HE WILL NOT TAKING IT EASY O

ABEG WHO SAY OYIBO NO HARD!!!

ANSWER THESE QUESTION WITH EITHER YES OR NO ONLY:

1. AREN'T YOU STUPID?
2. WILL YOU NOT BE STUPID?
3. CAN'T YOU BE SENSIBLE?
4. ISN'T YOUR BROTHER THE THIEF?

PLEASE DON'T RUSH TO ANSWER BECAUSE YOU MIGHT RUBISH YOURSELF.

YOU FIT BELIEVE THIS,

A MAN AND HIS HOUSE WIFE WENT TO RELAX THEMSELVES AT A POOL BAR,
THE GUY DOESN'T REALLY DRINK BUT WHEN HE GOT THERE HE SAW A LOT OF
GUYS DRINKING UP TO 5 BOTTLES AND MORE SO HE WANTED TO FEEL AMONG
AND HE TOOK 10 BOTTLES. THE WIFE HAD COMPLAINED AND KEPT QUIET SINCE
HE TOOK THE 3RD BOTTLE.
AFTER A WHILE, THE MAN STOOD UP STAGERING & DIZZY AND AS HIS WIFE STOOD TO
HELP HIM HE LOOKED AT HER AND SMILED AND SAID:

"B A B Y G I R L, H O W A R E Y O U D O I N G? Y O U L O O K F A M I L I A R
H A V E W E M E T B E F O R E