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A CLASS TEACHER FELL ASLEEP IN CLASS AND WHEN HE WAS CHALLENGED BY A STUDENT,
HE LIED THAT HE HAD A MEETING WITH JESUS SO THE BOY KEPT QUIET.
THE NEXT DAY THE BOY SLEPT OFF IN CLASS AND THE TEACHER FORCEFULLY
WOKE HIM UP AND ASKED WHAT IS THE PROBLEM, THE BOY SMILED AND SAID HE JUST HAD
A MEETING WITH JESUS, SO, THE TEACHER SMILED BACK AND SAID WHAT DID JESUS TELL YOU
WHEN YOU MET HIM? THE BOY SAID, JESUS SAID HE DIDN'T SEE YOU YESTERDAY. (WHO IS LYING TO WHO?)

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Thank you everyone who appreciate the jokes and for the people who depreciate them God punish you.

Going!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JAMAICAN GOVERNMENT MADE A POLICY THAT ALL MARIJUANA (IGBO) PRODUCERS SHOULD
BURN THEIR FARMS ASAP BECAUSE ANYONE CAUGHT WILL BE JAILED!
WHILE ENFORCING THE LAW, AN OLD MAN WAS CAUGHT @ HIS BIG MARIJUANA FARM SMOKING
AND THE CONVERSATION GOES THUS:

POLICEMAN: BUMBUCKLAT OLDMAN, YOU ARE SMOKING ILLEGALLY
OLDMAN: NO MAN, ME NO SMOKE ILLEGALLY, ME JOIN THE GOVMENT

POLICEMAN: GOVMENT SAYS YOU SHUD STOP MARIJUANA AND BURN ALL YOUR FARMS.
OLDMAN: YEA MAN, ME SUPPORT THE GOVMENT.

POLICEMAN: HOW
OLDMAN: ME BURN IT LITTLE BY LITTLE.

There are so many jokers in this forum.

One has been paid for so book for the other now.

ANOTHER ONE:

A GUY WENT FOR AN ENGLISH EXAM WITHOUT STUDYING AT ALL,
SO HE ENTERED THE EXAM HALL EMPTY HEADED.
IN ORDER NOT FAIL, HE COPIED FROM THE GUY SITTING NEXT TO HIM.
HE HAD COPIED FROM QUESTION 1 - 95 OUT OF 100 WHEN HE COULDN'T
SEE WELL HE TAPPED THE GUY,
THE GUY RESPONDED AND SAID: " AH AH HASN'T I TRY FOR YOU, COPY COPY, OR IS ME BORN WIT U TOGEDA?, OBO MONKI

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CONSISTS:

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BIG KITCHEN.
ALL ROOMS ENSUIT.
VISITORS TOILET.
BIG SELF COMPOUND.
@ N1.2m NET

INTERESTED CLIENTS SHOULD PLS CALL MICHAEL ON 07052505779 FOR INSPECTION, THANK YOU.

TO LET: A 4-BEDROOM DUPLEX @ COLLEGE ROAD, OGBA.

CONSISTS:

3 SITTING ROOMS.
BIG KITCHEN.
ALL ROOMS ENSUIT.
VISITORS TOILET.
BIG SELF COMPOUND.
@ N1.2m NET

INTERESTED CLIENTS SHOULD PLS CALL MICHAEL ON 07052505779 FOR INSPECTION, THANK YOU.

NEW HOUSE! 2 UNITS OF FOUR BEDROOM FLAT ALL ROOMS ENSUIT WITH VISITORS' TOILET

@ COLLEGE ROAD OGBA BEAUTIFUL NEIGHBOURHOOD

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NEW HOUSE! 2 UNITS OF FOUR BEDROOM FLAT ALL ROOMS ENSUIT WITH VISITORS' TOILET @ COLLEGE ROAD OGBA BEAUTIFUL NEIGHBOURHOOD
N600K. INTERESTED PEOPLE SHOULD CALL 07052505779

A Nigeria footballer went for a club interview

Interviewer: how old are you
Footballer: They said I'm 16 years old

Interviewer: Who said so?
Footballer: chei (Bleep up) nobody but me.

Interviewer: ok, what your real age?
Footballer: I say 16 yrs

Interviewer: how old is your father and mother?
Footballer: 95 yrs and 92 yrs respectively.

Interviewer: what position are you in the family?
Footballer: 2nd born

Interviewer: What! then how can you possibly be 16?
Footballer: hmm hmm you no know me o.

Interviewer: who are you?
Footballer: I be wonder boy.

Interviewer: You mean your mother had you when she was 76 years?
Footballer: Ah she is even pregnant now again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Interviewer: dem tell me I no believe
Footballer: say wetin? na only me? abeg do quick flying eagles dey wait for me.

can I buy phone numbers alone?

I THINK P-SQUARE STILL MAINTAINS THE BEST MUSIC VIDEOS NIGERIA IN TERMS OF CONSISTENCY.

SHARE YOUR OPINION

can you travel to somalia on tourism!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Na wa o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so nobody knows

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To the polite ones and the nuts.

Company Name: Spring-rise Travels and Tours ltd
Location: 10, Amore Street Off Toyin Street Ikeja Lagos.
Tel: 01-8220062, or call Michael 07052505779.


See, it is not compulsory you contact the company unless you need visa support.
And if only you know this company you will regret those abusive words you used.

which kin forum be this sef wey full of mumu

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GOOD IDEA, BUT AS LONG AS THERE IS A STRONG AGREEMENT, 2 YEARS RENT IS NOT BAD WITH OTHER THINGS DULY OBSERVED.
THANK YOU

HEY, I AM JULY 5TH
ANY BDAY MATE HERE?

PLEASE WHO CAN STATE ALL THE TASKS OF THE 10 CONTESTANTS IN GULDER ULTIMATE SEARCH.

THANK YOU.

why do most nigerians do not go on vacation like the whitee

ANYONE WITH A SURE LINK IN ANY TV STATION IN NIGERIA THAT ACCEPT PARTNERSHIP ON PROGRAMS?

I HAVE A LOT OF INNOVATIVE TV SHOW TO SHOW CASE IN NIGERIA.