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Phone/Internet MarketRe: Everything Meaningful Is Sold Out On Jumia And It's Just 6am On A Black Friday by Spymate: 7:02am On Nov 27, 2015
There is nothing black about the Friday
After keeping me awake all through d night and not getting any good deal I have decided to make order of 100k in both konga n jumia and let dem deliver it in Maiduguri while am here in abj
Dis my way of been black
PhonesRe: Glo Awoof by Spymate: 6:44am On Nov 15, 2015
Trier it yesterday with N200 and I was given 200mb, N200 to call all network and N200 to call 10 fnf
PhonesRe: How To Manually Upgrade Android Kitkat OS To Lollipop 5.1 OS by Spymate: 9:23pm On Nov 12, 2015
Vicboi1:
Bro pls unroot your phone before upgrade because if ur phone is rotted and you upgraded ur phone would be bricked that Is what I did and I spent up 3k to get my phone back so unroot ur phone and upgrade it
after upgrade to lollipop can i still root the phone
ComputersRe: How To Correct Hard Disk Error by Spymate: 6:24am On Nov 12, 2015
ojimma:
Please help my HP Pavilion G7 is at the verge of crashing, anytime I on it , it will show Hard disk fatal error: press enter to continue with windows or f2 for hard disk test. All effort to run hard disk test proved abortive. What will be a possible solution to this problem to avoid loosing my important jobs. Thanks in anticipation!
go get an external hard disk and copy all important file b4 d worst will happen
PhonesRe: How To Manually Upgrade Android Kitkat OS To Lollipop 5.1 OS by Spymate: 6:02am On Nov 12, 2015
Vicboi1:
have u tried using system update
no
bt can i do it even as d phone is rooted and is it possible for me to root it after upgrade?
PhonesRe: How To Manually Upgrade Android Kitkat OS To Lollipop 5.1 OS by Spymate: 9:29pm On Nov 11, 2015
Vicboi1:
I wished u were using infinix I would have done it for u because today I just upgraded my hot to 5.03 lolipop
i have infinix hot pls help me with d upgrade steps
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Will You Do If You Are The YOU In This Matter by Spymate(op): 3:51pm On Nov 08, 2015
ugolance:
bros correct your Grammer first. Too many wrong sentences . Then we can understand and comment. Thank you!!!
English prof why not just highlight the error and correct it urself because what u see up dere is my best English
plus say i no come to teach English
with commonsense u for know what the writeup is about
maybe u should get 1 to understand better
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Will You Do If You Are The YOU In This Matter by Spymate(op): 2:29pm On Nov 08, 2015
osamaBUSH:
If were the you i wud do a U-Turn back to the COMA.
But wait, why da fuq was i in the COMA in the first instance?
because u drink garri without sugar
PhonesRe: Help, Etisalat Recharge Deductions by Spymate: 8:30pm On Nov 07, 2015
There is dis plan on etisalat that if u recharge on weekends (sat.&sun) ur main account will nt be credited instead ur bonus account will be credited double
i was once a victim all i did was to wait till on Monday be4 recharging
bt u cn call Deir call center for more details
PhonesRe: Help, Etisalat Recharge Deductions by Spymate: 8:29pm On Nov 07, 2015
There is dis plan on etisalat that of u recharge on weekends (sat.&sun) ur main account will nt be credited instead ur bonus account will be credited double
i was once a victim all i did was to wait till on Monday be4 recharging
bt u cn call Deir call center for more details
Nairaland GeneralWhat Will You Do If You Are The YOU In This Matter by Spymate(op): 6:23pm On Nov 07, 2015
YOU had an heart attack because YOU saw your brother whom YOU despise so much sleeping with your about to be divorce wife (though she request for the divorce) and because of the trauma YOU went into coma.
Three days in coma, YOU woke up and saw your brother whom initially left town because he is not proud of what he has done hugging YOU wife whom has been by your bed side since day one.
Now what do think will be the outcome of this second scenario knowing how you went into comma at first and battling with life to gain conscious just to see your brother and wife hugging each other
what is your say on this matter?
If you are the YOU what will you do?
Nairaland GeneralWhat Will You Do If You Are The YOU In This Matter by Spymate(op): 6:16pm On Nov 07, 2015
YOU had an heart attack because YOU saw your brother whom YOU despise so much sleeping with your about to be divorce wife (though she request for the divorce) and because of the trauma YOU went into coma.
Three days in coma, YOU woke up and saw your brother whom initially left town because he is not proud of what he has done hugging YOU wife whom has been by your bed side since day one.
Now what do think will be the outcome of this second scenario knowing how you went into comma at first and battling with life to gain conscious just to see your brother and wife hugging each other
what is your say on this matter?
If you are the YOU what will you do?
ComputersRe: I Want To Hack My Dead Ex Email Account by Spymate: 1:14pm On Oct 30, 2015
mamboroo:
If you can help pls pm its very urgent
Any reason why u want to do so? why not let d dead rest in peace?
Or u want to receive an invisible knock
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Spymate: 10:02pm On Oct 18, 2015
shuaibbs:
Good afternoon #GoldenCity...

In the midst of all the nominations, screening and approval, I think we're forgetting a key position... Security!

I hereby nominate #spymate for the post of Director Golden Intelligence Agency (GIA)

We need to have someone who will intelligently, thwart any form of security challenge that may arise from miscreants spreading false information about the A'16 timetable, deal appropriately with usurpers or interference by CMs from those old batches!

With precision I believe an agency headed by this thoroughly trained graduate will quash any form of threat before they even manifest!

To impede a spy we need a spy!








#Cheers
I agree with you
You have a good point
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Spymate: 10:33pm On Oct 16, 2015
Dere is a reason why militant n boko haram come into existence
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Spymate: 11:51am On Oct 16, 2015
Guys pls clear my doubt
when someone do something wrong during NYSC and he his given one month extension
during De period of extension will he be paid his allawee
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Spymate: 11:43am On Oct 16, 2015
Harbioollah Harbioollah Harbioollah
hw many time did i call u?
Why do u want be minister of petroleum?
Do u have any experience?
Have u ever sold fuel as black market agent?
Have u been a Fuel attendant in any of d Golden City filling station

give me 1 reason why u should be d minister and i will give two reason why it should me
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Spymate: 10:27am On Oct 16, 2015
LogoDWhiz:
Good morning to everyone.

Wishing you a wonderful day ahead!

-Office of the President of Golden City
who ko be president for Golden City?
and is he d president by election or by quantity of beard/moustache
if it is by beard den by default am d minister of petroleum
and as d president spoke person tell Harbioollah to park well
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Spymate: 9:35pm On Oct 15, 2015
Harbioollah:
I know.

That's why i'm telling you to buy sharply before my offer ends
i want d one dat will make PMB nominate me as minister of petroleum plus say u go give me on loan so dat when i become minister i go drive tanks of fuel to ur house
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Spymate: 9:18pm On Oct 15, 2015
Harbioollah:
Its Abiola.

You and the person who liked this post ehn, there is God o


Btw, just follow the advice of ksb468 and buy your beards and moustache
he say make i buy from u
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Spymate: 9:11pm On Oct 15, 2015
LogoDWhiz:
Ohh. Nice.

Can I see a pic of it?
no worry when i become famous and respected u go see am free of charge
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Spymate: 8:47pm On Oct 15, 2015
Kbs468:
even if I say it, they cant hear likewise if U did same

but you typed
'I think its time i grow more beard/moustache'

'my reason for wanting more beard/moustache'


the above all points to d fact dat U av it but not fully grown so as ur moniker suggest, oda tins more dan soulmate and damatol are required

or U simply buy from Harbioollah
dis word 'Harbioollah' sounds like 'Ebola' abeg pronounce am for me
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Spymate: 8:32pm On Oct 15, 2015
LogoDWhiz:
Lol!

Which beard looks like you or me?
you or me is a brand of beard dat looks like my own
lol
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Spymate: 8:27pm On Oct 15, 2015
Kbs468:
No need for nafdac becos dey dont even recognise d product as here is GOLDEN CITY where everything outside can be seen here but will never see some things here out there
in dat case
thanks, bt no thanks
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Spymate: 6:03pm On Oct 15, 2015
LogoDWhiz:
Me too!

I want it to be like Rick Ross'
hmmm for ur mind
no be only Rick Ross na **** Rose
grow beard dat look like u or me nt someone else
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Spymate: 5:55pm On Oct 15, 2015
Harbioollah:
I have some of mine for sale. Are you interested? cheesy
is it NAFDAC approved
if yes wht is d nafdac number n expiring date
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Spymate: 5:43pm On Oct 15, 2015
Kbs468:
pls what university offers a degree certificate with discipline as comicry or comedy? However I will tag ur reason as a comic punchline

But note: Your aim is defeated already as everyone now knows you are using hair growth cream cheesy
they won't know except u tell them
and moreover i did not say am using hair growth cream atleast nt yet
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Spymate: 5:28pm On Oct 15, 2015
mjblinks:
Lol grin. Do you think it will give you the look and respect

Hope you will not ask for clipper to remove the beard , when the respect will be too much.? 8(
clipper remove ke? Noo
Although nothing like too much respect in dis our generation bt under respect.

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