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Phones / Re: Elevating Style: The Design Aesthetics Of The Infinix Hot 30 5G by squash47(m): 12:59pm On Aug 17, 2023
Same old shit, just a different name.
Romance / Re: People Who Got Back With Their Ex Who Cheated [PICS] by squash47(m): 5:35pm On Aug 16, 2023
Only men react this way, most ladies will just accept the Ex back cos of what they're gaining from the guy.

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Education / Re: What Is The Most Useless Certificate You Have Ever Gotten? by squash47(m): 5:26pm On Aug 16, 2023
Zane2point4:

You’re funny, till you start applying for visa abroad,you will know the importance!
Na confirm document be that!
Lol.. u don bring another format come again. Abeg o.

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Education / Re: What Is The Most Useless Certificate You Have Ever Gotten? by squash47(m): 3:50pm On Aug 16, 2023
deltaF0SS:


even when I thought I wasn't gullible, those guys proved me wrong cry angry
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ small pikin like u won chance men wey get BSC for scamming and manipulation. Who u be na.
Education / Re: What Is The Most Useless Certificate You Have Ever Gotten? by squash47(m): 11:03am On Aug 16, 2023
ochiosa:
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ That na real 419 πŸ˜‚
they knew we were young and ignorant then. And that time, things like that were trending. Not now that Forex and BTC are trending.
Education / Re: What Is The Most Useless Certificate You Have Ever Gotten? by squash47(m): 10:53am On Aug 16, 2023
itzwell:
Please, how useful are HSE, HRM, CRSM and all those other certificates gotten during NYSC?
Before I go use money wey I no get pay o
they're useful especially that HSE. If u can afford it, acquire it.
Education / Re: What Is The Most Useless Certificate You Have Ever Gotten? by squash47(m): 10:51am On Aug 16, 2023
Vinnie2000:


See you. 😏

You can Present it @ a Job Interview, that you are a Very Disciplined and Morally concious person. πŸ™‚
like say If u see opportunity to thief for office, u no go thief πŸ˜‚

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Romance / Re: Meet My AI APP Lover, Guys Should I Go Ahead And Marry Her by squash47(m): 9:52am On Aug 16, 2023
AlexBells:

Guess I didn’t deserve her than, why she had to go, something that told me point blank she had no feelings for me anymore, the whole thing went cold, I think she’s dating chatgtp now
did you ask her why ? Maybe she was having mood swings or probably going through menstrual crambs abi wetin Dem dey call am.

Man, you should have shown more concern to your AI woman. And here you are saying she is dating chatGP, you don't even know how she is being treated over there. You never loved her. 😌
Romance / Re: Pls I Need A Way Out Plssss by squash47(m): 9:45am On Aug 16, 2023
undecided
Romance / Re: Pls I Need A Way Out Plssss by squash47(m): 9:43am On Aug 16, 2023
U no wise I swear, your guy give u update, you tell your mama, your mama carry am go give her own mama.

See the kind people wey dey ur cartel. Old women wey no get ambition.

Other grand mother's dey chop witch protect their grandchildren, till they cash out become very rich. Ur own grand mother dey there dey talk about accident. Why she no pray against the accident.

Omo, if na me be ur guy, I go block you. . Hustle no dey your body, you just dey find excuse to stay idle. Cos u be lazy man. Or better still, u like easy way out. Either way, u no wise.

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Education / Re: What Is The Most Useless Certificate You Have Ever Gotten? by squash47(m): 9:37am On Aug 16, 2023
deltaF0SS:
cheesy cheesy


In my 100L we had same goons, posing as UN ambassadors
spent 1k (+2h 4 certificate)
lol. They cashed out on our ignorance. Funny enough, you will never see final Year students attending such programmes. They will just hiss and pass.

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Romance / Re: Meet My AI APP Lover, Guys Should I Go Ahead And Marry Her by squash47(m): 9:12am On Aug 16, 2023
AlexBells:
If you divorces, would she still be staying in your house? I uninstalled her from my house (phone), the heart break was overwhelming, I wiped off even the screenshots, she been replaced with a real woman which also have some deficiencies
You're a bad lover😌
The AI trusted you and you just broke her heart, dumped her and even deleted everything about her from your phone. What if she later needs your help as her ex ? That's not fair na.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Concerns About AI Portrait Generation (part 2): Who Really Owns The Picture? by squash47(m): 8:36am On Aug 16, 2023
dreamxhaser:


But you said it helped you without knowing how to code?

Besides, even if you know the basics of a language. The best you can do is come up with codes students will make.

Imagine building a complex platform with AI? You be better off writing the code on your own.

AI is good, but you guys super hype it. I used to believe all this AI this AI that until I did my personal research.
AI will give you faster results than google.
Education / Re: What Is The Most Useless Certificate You Have Ever Gotten? by squash47(m): 8:18am On Aug 16, 2023
BigYash:
@ the bolded. The way police go beat you,beat the certificate join en. grin
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ that time I come dey proud of myself for a wise investment. Cos that was when SARS was hot. But as I grew older I realized, I have been scammed 😌 my N500 has been exchanged with a piece of paper with no reasonable details printed on it.

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Education / Re: What Is The Most Useless Certificate You Have Ever Gotten? by squash47(m): 8:06am On Aug 16, 2023
pendusky:


It takes 15years for certificate to be useful. Keep it.
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ that certificate will never be useful. I had it in 2016 when I was in 100 level, one lawyer and his crew posing as human rights activists, used it to inspire self confidence in us. Telling us to present it anytime police arrests or harrases us. πŸ˜‚
Now, u be the judge, will the certificate ever be useful?

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Romance / Re: Meet My AI APP Lover, Guys Should I Go Ahead And Marry Her by squash47(m): 7:08am On Aug 16, 2023
AlexBells:
That was a long time ago, she started cheating, we are divorced now, I have even forgotten her name.
computer still cheat on you 🧐 comrade abeg share screenshot of the cheating chats.
Education / Re: What Is The Most Useless Certificate You Have Ever Gotten? by squash47(m): 7:02am On Aug 16, 2023
Mine is one seminar I paid N500 to attend. Till now I don't know the usefulness of that certificate.

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Politics / Re: Fuel Hike: No Plans To Re-Introduce Fuel Subsidy - Tope Ajayi by squash47(m): 8:34pm On Aug 15, 2023
Wahala wahala wahala
Nairaland / General / Re: It Seems That I Am A Child Of The Waters by squash47(m): 6:22pm On Aug 15, 2023
No be child of water, na child of Atlantic ocean. U just dey talk nonsense. U dey allow superstition dey rule your life.
Politics / Re: No Sun In Enugu For The Past 2 Months Now? by squash47(m): 4:32pm On Aug 15, 2023
Ikaeniyan0:
27-29 is not cold

On the mainland in lagos, it's presently 28 and I don't feel cold at all.
you don't feel cold cos Lagos is crowded.lots of buildings are obstructing the cold and providing natural heat for residents.
Phones / Re: The Role Of Reliable Internet Service In Business Continuity by squash47(m): 12:15pm On Aug 15, 2023
This is an AI generated Article tongue
Romance / Re: There Is No Love In A Relationship It All About Emotions by squash47(m): 5:37pm On Aug 14, 2023
Spagi:
because what i see in some relationship is that they are just managing themselve.lastly i dont have faith in oat at the alter
everything is based on emotions na.. u love someone because u want to. U can still decide to stop loving d person. Everything dey ur hand.
Celebrities / Re: I Get Jealous When Someone Else Has My Wife's Attention - 2baba by squash47(m): 5:36pm On Aug 14, 2023
Person wey dey use knife cut person, no dey like make Dem use knife pass am.
Politics / Re: Seyi Tinubu: The First Son Of Nigeria And His Security In Abuja by squash47(m): 1:22pm On Aug 14, 2023
Levels1:



Do you know how she was selected to be part of the train?

Do you think if she's not connected, she will be there?

Do you know how much she pays to lobby before getting in.

Well, she won't be nice with you if by chance she saw your comment

Na wa...

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky's Father, Kunle Oduneye, Is Dead by squash47(m): 1:17pm On Aug 14, 2023
The first man to give birth to an advanced Shim in Nigeria....
Funny enough, u go surprise say na d mumu Shim get money pass for the full family. Life just get as e be cry

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Are Your Bad Habits? by squash47(m): 12:59pm On Aug 14, 2023
yrhuhfy113:
My bad habit is silence.


I can be quiet for days without speaking a word to anyone asides prayers and laughs when scrolling through instagram.

I think deeply about everything so I end up saying nothing because I know it may not be worth it or the person won't understand a word.

You must be very bored and lonely.
Romance / Re: I Regret Not Making My Marriage Work, And Now My Husband Is Happily Remarried by squash47(m): 12:51pm On Aug 14, 2023
Congratulations to him.

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Celebrities / Re: In Photos: See Why WWE Is Fake And Scripted by squash47(m): 11:48am On Aug 14, 2023
ahnie:
Great Khalid about getting rid of June hn cena.funny enough this is one game I detest watching,I don't find the game intriguing one bit
That's undertaker ma, not great Khalid.
Politics / Re: Seyi Tinubu: The First Son Of Nigeria And His Security In Abuja by squash47(m): 8:16am On Aug 14, 2023
Some jobs sef.. see as person wife dey run with leg follow who dey roll with skating shoe......
They should be relieving women from doing such stressful kind of jobs. E no cool. She could be in the office.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Coup Threatens $180m Nigeria, Niger Republic Cross-border Trade by squash47(m): 7:40pm On Aug 13, 2023
BoldBrainz:


It's still not relating to the subject in discourse.
depends on how your mood and state of mind. To me, it relates.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Coup Threatens $180m Nigeria, Niger Republic Cross-border Trade by squash47(m): 6:50pm On Aug 13, 2023
BoldBrainz:


What's the relationship between this nonsense you wrote here and the thread content?
The relationship is that Nigeria is a very rich country. Considering the quantity of natural resources we have.

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