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anyways im done here, postmann thanks for the advice, aproko dollyjoy i c u, i bet ure smilling by now on how im slaying them anyways my other thread just hit front page, dollyjoy let us go and attend to mentions. sia!! im out

DarkTroll:
If you as much as talk about looks or parents just one more time and I shall log out and log in with my troll-moniker and slay you for my weekend sport.

Be careful!!!

I won't warn you again.
I've been toying with you since.

MAY OGUN,SANGO,ODUDUWA,IFA,AMADIOHA have u for lunch if u dnt lng in and slay me.

DarkTroll:
Snap your academy Identity Card now and attach it to your next post!!!

You're a non-taxe paying ctitzen and your life is still in deficit.

You have never worked to support your existence!!!

You aren't even worth your weight in salt.

Softappless, you're a mentally challenged, psychological troubled, self-loathing dependent.

I can measure your life in drops. You haven't lived yet.

k lemme ignore u b4 u drag me down to ur level of standardized stvpidity.

postmann:

Ok bro. Just for next time sake. Please be careful.

You can do better if you try to act like your detractors don't exist.

THANKS bro, yeah lemme press my ignore button on them.

DarkTroll:
Today, I have decided to be diplomatic with you. I haven't employed my legendary diatribes on you and yet you still suffer double visions from my quiet disses

I have become a Ghanaian and a 45 year old. Why are crying so uncontrollably?

Oya, as a Delta boy make I discharge your battery for you nah- nah.

Which football academy you dey? At your age you're not suppose to be in an academy. Your idol Messi and Ronaldo hit stardom at 17.

Your mates in Nigeria are playing under 17 world cup and you're still at an academy. Your daddy must have a long chain of endurance putting up with mundanity

Oya, give us a screengrab of your academy ID now.

And I'll never troll you again

THis one is clearly ignorant on football matters, how did u know that my football age is up to 17? its clear ure ignorant of the game, idiot.

postmann:
Howdy LORDSAMURAI, long time! I was trailing The Darktroll when I stumbled into your thread. And I had to emboldened a part of your post which gave me a great concern and worry.

Man, the act of flowing air into a woman's V-Jay is extremely dangerous. It kills!
A light research will point out why. Please don't do that again.

hehehehe thanks bro, i never knew but it brings out the excitement in them, and it quickly makes her reach orgasm, though i had ice in my mouth when i did it, and that makes the air 4rm my mouth cold and dats wat makes her go wild.

DarkTroll:
Even if you're 19 you can do better. That's a diss of 7 year old.

We know you bleach to garner self-confidence.
But the annoying part is that you can't even bleach properly.

#200 Naira tube-paste has left you looking like a horror-movie character.

You don't even need extra costume to do Dibia for Nollywood

LIKE SERIOUSLY are u still typing? do u know how ur face look like, browse a picture of medusa and look urself in the mirror and go ask ur mom questions.

Synzu:
I was only trying to highlight your weak financial state boy, not your colour rioted dress sense


Ofcourse! You've got a face only a mother would love so you don't expect her to tell you how fugly you are boy, with your nose like blackberry charger!

bla bla bla stop hiding ur shame, ure jobless, u went to lagos to look 4 a job but u were rejected, bro i might not have cash but im building up a career 4 myself, what of u dat claim ure rich that ure d almighty yet poor and jobless, even a roadside mechanic is better and more acceptable in the society than u, u ugly goat, pukes on his hiv infected face

DarkTroll:
Pursuing a career?

Yes, that's why you spend your entire E-life aping me!!!

When I write my threads from the vast debts of my mental bank of improvisation and knowledge and patent them here, you plagiarised yours from the internet and claim them for yourself. That's theft!!!

You play street football organised by wayward minions while dreaming of being a Lionel Messi.

Your delusions must be genetically induced

HAHAHAHA U GHANIAN MONKEY, stop typing bla bla bla, i no longer play street football, i belong to a school of football known all over the country unlike u that ur mom and dad are dissapointed in u, to have waste ur life up to 45years with no wife, no kids nothing, ure a disgrace to manhood.

Synzu:
I wouldn't bet on that boy

HAHAHA GOAT IDIOT, a look at ur dp, shows ure not only ugly but ure 4rm the animal kingdom.

JustHere2Observ:
My thoughts exactly...lol...sounds like something from a porn

ITS NOT PORN, ITS REAL

Synzu:
www.nairaland.com/lordsamurai

O common im proud that i am handsome, i dnt need u to tell me that online, its smtin that i have been hearing 4 years now, i bought an aba made shirt and put on a lady's hat yet i killed the dressing, but u only ur face in ur dp can crash nairaland server.

Synzu:
Stop wearing kiddies shirts boy, grow up.






Yet you wonder why you're bored and sex starved...

yeah i bought a shirt 4 kids thank u, atleast i dont have a face that is uglier than a vommit like urs, ure disgusting.

Synzu:
LOL, even a newly registered moniker knows it right??





When a senseless kid talks like this, we slap him on the mouth to reset his brain manually

O BOY SHUT the fork up and face ur already semi finished pathetic life of an ugly cretin, why the newly registered monikers not take notice of how jobless and headless u are when u spent 24/7 online daily looking 4 ladies to chat with, ure a disgrace to the disgrace called family that u have.

Synzu:
You're a JAMBITE! *FACT*

You're barely 19 years old boy and if you wrote JAMB six years ago then that means you wrote JAMB at age 13!!!!



You must really think our I.Q is as low as yours right??

hahahaha bastard, son of a drunkard that was raped in the ass by the village deity, if im not 19years old may u never see ur children, may u die b4 june.

DarkTroll:
Start with developing your prosody.

Then see if you can go beyond an ND certificate holder. That can only guarantee you an elementary school teaching job. But since you can't spell or write properly, you will likely end up as a circus clown

people are typing, this retired old good 4 nothing scumbag is still typing, i have a funtioning career that im pursuing, but u what do u have? nairaland posts where u brag about ur knowledge in sexual protocols, thats ur only acheivement.

Synzu:
You've got no friends bro. Not even in your dreams

You're a lonely scallywag whose only joy comes from wearing female hats and aba made kiddies shirts! You look like a decomposing corpse in shades

STOP dropping insults to hide ur shame, who knows u might be infected with aids, the only friend u have and uve seen is the popular romanceland female prostitute.

Synzu:
Kindly cc those nairalanders who know you personally


And while you're at it, cc "everybody" who knows I went to Lagos to look for a job last year too

If you don't, then you're not just a chronic shameless liar, but the b!tch who shat a scum like you into this earth deserves to be impaled in her anus by a giant cactus!

HAHAHA E PAIN AM, INCase u dnt know it was a nairalander close to u that burst ur burble, ure jobless, everybody knows it, even a newly registered moniker knows ure jobless, after leaving lagos without a job, all u now do is cc ladies here in romanceland.

DarkTroll:
Learner? Boy, there's nothing for you to teach me!!!

Perhaps....but I need to learn-- from you- how to manage shame so gracelessly.

You make a fine living specimen for the observation of a stunted life living below primal existence

CRAP boy, ure still my boy when it comes to matter like this, shuu away to ur life of failure

Synzu:
STFU you idiotic dunce! You haven't written JAMB yet! You can't even write a proper sentence or essay. You will be miserable in life bro, no jokes!

AND MAY THUNDER RAPE UR DESTINY, MAY U DIE OF EPILEPSY IF IV WRITTEN JAMB SINCE 2010

Synzu:
And who's this "she" everyone knows about but I don't?

O PLS U GOAT, i wnt mention her name but familiar folks here knows she is a prostitute, iv got 2friends that slept with her.

Synzu:
Which ND student?? This buffoon just left secondary school last year, I've got a pic on him on his school uniform. People who don't know him thinks he's matured because of the false stories he peddles here. In reality he's a lonely JAMBITE with a cheap nokia asha phone and free 10MB from etisalat!

HAHAHAHAHAHA HE GOAT, u just drop lies on nairaland to gain cheap likes, i will cc nairalanders that knows me personally and they can confirm that i wrote jamb in 2010, and im an ND graduate of 3.45 in banking and finance. "ure a problem to ur family and the entire world, u claim u graduated with 2nd class yet ure always online 24/7, everybody knows u went to lagos last year to look 4 a job, but as a reject dat ure, the people rejected u, ure a failure in life.

DarkTroll:
Truth never runs stale, lad.

You said you're an ND student.
That's implicitly admitting your JAMB score didn't hit the 200 mark.

Or is your ND option constrained by financial handicap?

HAHA see this sick old for nothing zoo monkey, typing rubbish, idiot i scored 220 in my jamb.

Synzu:
Eyah.. I know how you feel aii? You're just too small to impress anyone on this forum. Don't cry aii?? Sexual starvation is quite normal at your age but it won't kill you





Just manage or wannk it out so your miserable life can move on

HA see this goat, who is sex starved, or is it bcaus ure friends with a real life prostitutes in nairaland, everybody knows she is a prostitute, ure goat, there is nothing left 4 u anymore in life than to log in nairaland looking 4 ladies to chat with.

DarkTroll:
What's eating you up this morning, kiddo?

You couldn't do plagiarised threads any more?

See how dumb this one is

But I'll help you trend it!!
I know you're lonely

BASTARD, IDIOT

Davidovinci:
Calm down bro....
Read the write-up again..

Was actually thinking the guy was hating at first, but he made real sense

bro to me he made no sense when he mentioned her name.

refiner:
hehhehe...lol,I don't oo buh I av d music in my fone sang by two cartoon!
....u don old ooo

lol when i was much younger, we always sing it during story times at night everyday.

EroticAngelina:
none.

hmm ure too beautiful for it to be none. "its unbelievable, is it that ure not interested?

OLYMPUS HAS FALLEN