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Kingsasian:
Michael Jackson

bar man give him two crates of malta guiness and a full roasted cow.

naughtynaughty:
yes! Wteva it is yhr thinkin..

hmm but why u?

viickerz:
dagrin

olamide is dagrin

xpac01:
Patty Obasi.

who is patty obasi?

right now playing they dont care about us by micheal jackson, mehnn im actually dancing presently.

Guys if given the power to bring a dead musician back to life, who will that be? As for me i will not think twice before bringing MICHEAL JACKSON back to life, i love him so much with all my body,soul and spirit. "cc lalasticlala

naughtynaughty:
disappointed in her cos she's a lesbian? Rili? Like she choose dt part herslf?

hmmm is it wat im thinking?

SexyCeline:
Acting, dancing, modelling and i can be soo good@ seduction. That applies only to my future hubby though..

hmmm

flying to the india ocean every night

100Cents:
Confusion is your name.
100m transactions not N100m

calm down, im aiming at a bashing.

ALL the guys dat quoted me below, i knew u guys will eventually quote me, chai nairalanders got no chill, person nr go fit joke again.

Loyalblak007:
you are rare

yeah!! i cant leave my babe no matter the situation or the condition she is, i will always love and cherish her till the end of time, though im single but lady i go into a relationship with 4rm now on will be lucky to steal my heart.

Always and forever

MRNipples:
how can a 32 year old man dnt have 500K? dats impossible. "well lemme help u call lalasticlala

chairman all fingers are not equall

MRNipples:
LOL im not o, but i think 500k upwards is appropriate for marriage

bro wat of in a case where d man is like 32 but that have up to 500K?

MRNipples:
OP i think 500k and upwards is ideal

hmm dangote's manager, i have heard.

fellowship:
OP it varies 4rm individual to individual, depend on the type of marriage u want, either simple or elegance so it does not matter.

hmm nice point

Kayoski:
Are u gay? ur moniker sounds kinda feminine..

hw can king solomon be gay?

Omotayor123:
Not at all!

hehehe i fear b4 o, anyways no wahala.

Diddyydiva:
did you mistake Oshogbo weed for ugwu.?





You must be out of your mind to think I will chitchat with you

ha why u dey show urself 4 me?

Omotayor123:
OP, if you are not interested just tell him No! Not just with your mouth but also with your body!.


But, if you want him, why not go for him. But remember the girls code!

@d girls code, pls is dis abt nt into guys?

Diddyydiva:
biggie I dey

very good girl, its me ur elder bros saintloveren writing, hav u watch ur plates?

YES IT IS VERY PROPER

@OP are u a lesbian? if yes then im very dissapointed at u, anyways just tell him ure not interested.

VERY GOOD

freecocoa:
You don feck up, so you didn't even acknowledge what I wrote, na wa for you o.

but i said thanks na!! read my post again

Oyind17:
I don get watin I be dey look for. Mr carrot

wetin u dey look 4 b4?

freecocoa:
Aww! Now you made me feel bad, I wasn't really laughing that you supposedly don't know grammar, it was more about the fact that the message came out funny.

The right thing to have said, since hot tempered ladies turn you off, would be, "they disgust me or I find them disgusting"

Your statement "I disgust them" means that they are disgusted by you, or in other words, they hate you.


Sorry if you were embarrassed.

hmmm thanks 4 correcting me, abi this one nor still correct?

Oyind17:
Hmmm.....Mr carrot I dey see you with your babes them you no care for me your friend. I decided to stay low here.

hehe i never get babes o, but why u decide to stay low?

Oyind17:
You no care na, I no be mrs carrot o. Na cuc I dey chop

i care na but na u na nr care.

Diddyydiva:

smallie hw far

Bishops10:
A man should Build his own house before thinking of marriage




But I have two wonderful kids and am still living in my father's 2rooms






Ask me the secret

WTF!! lalasticlala need to c this, by d way wats d secret?