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Workforce Nigeria Limited, Gbagada Lagos

Finally got job invite...Glory be to Jesus.
Public transport from Lekki to Gbagada is difficult in morning hours, l have =N=1,000 in my pocket for transport. I hope and pray my going is not for police investigation on process improvement SLA

Let me clean up, wear my suit, look corporate and move out of my house.

I believed they are REAL now!

I have been invited finally..... Glory be to Jesus

Hello, You are invited for an interview for the role of a Marketing Executive in an Hospitality Industry at Workforce Group, Beside UPS, Gbagada Expressway, Lagos Tomorrow, Tuesday 8/3/16 by 10:00am
Come with 2copies of your CV and Credentials
DRESS CODE: STRICTLY CORPORATE
Thank you

Hope your attitude on phone with not affect your marketer.

I sense SCAMMER and 419 on background.

Pay employees school fees and feeding cost from birth to know the value of human being.

Go out and recruit ghost or machine to work with You.

Nigerian unemployed youth be careful of ritual one man company that would tie you down like a COW.

MrBen10:
Op is a pure scammer.
After the email. he will ask u to send the money for the sim card and also the money for activation.
And i guess he also own the site "Dubizzle" he is advertising

OK! Feel free to express your opinion with your 2 feather finger on panel.

Never forget to go collect you Batman uniform wey u dey take dive inside server wey u and ur mama dey wash dollar inside toilet and marble wash hand basin.

Feel free say rubbish and type wetin dey inside ur snake head.

solochris:
Oga go pack well abeg, if u dont Have anything to share here, den u better go bk to ur bed n sleep. nobody has money to waste now.

Mr Nobody and mouth piece for everybody. Go back school and learn English make if you fit dey contribute where elite dey share idea on way forward.

People i dey talk to have calling in this morning with high nairaland traffic based on our need.

Many graduate out there with no jobs and looking for way out!

Skywalker5:
Do people still fall for this type of email or call me agent scam?

Advisory note. Don't misinterpret me please.

Yseone:
Trying so hard to understand what you actually meant,,,maybe I should turn ma device upside down

well, l keep my fingers crossed.
You don't need to discourage other Nairalander.

A hint of a ice drop is good for the WISE!.

Not all important info. Can be disclosed on AIR.

If you need further info. call 07053172162 or solorunfemi22@yahoo.co.uk.

foriz4u:
he's a scammer o u better wat h ur back.

I'm not a scammer my dear. Do l request money from you or any anything?

Well, girls thought could be fun atimes.

You often think to the extreme while what you are protecting can be found elsewhere, which you often attach to more important ISSUES and life success!

foriz4u:
scammer!!! why should she email u to get explanation? I'd you can't explain what you opened the thrend for to the general public then you simply shouldn't have opened it in the 1st instance with the intention of defrauding ppl by using a cheap tackist of explaning in private.
guys be warn! scam alert on d move

Why scammer my fellow Nairalander.

Dubai government and travel agent in Nigeria are careful about public image and reputation of there country not like Nigerian where no one give a damn.

That a hint of a secret box for the few once who to travel to Dubai and see SUCCESS!!!!.

Good luck.

Yseone:
Trying so hard to understand what you actually meant,,,maybe I should turn ma device upside down

call 07053172162.

Interested Nairalander don't hesitate to contact me.

07053172162.

solorunfemi22@yahoo.co.uk

@ Yseone don't turn yourself up side down. Email me and drop your contact to narrate what l mean better.

solorunfemi22@yahoo.co.uk

Take care!

Seat still available for interested candidate.

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