₦airaland Forum

majidyusuf:
thank you, how abia this morning

Abia is cool today o

oevenme:
Same here Bro, I'm using infinix joypad X1000 and it Does not bring normal whatsapp on playstore. if I try using whatsapp...com/android to download it. it still complain

You have a complex issue here...

hilsocial:
Seun na big guy. Na small challenge for am. He pass am na. Na lie?

No be lie... But what does he stand to gain from the contestants

hilsocial:
U de stay for Owerri?

nop, Abia

haliluck:
If u brk him head den he go enter bush...and I'll forgive...i strtd jubilating b4 I say make I read d thread finish

Mad ppl dey wear starchy cloths this days.. Be careful next time..

hilsocial:
Anything above 50k

Clap for yourself... Frøm whose account

babatawa:
*covers body with blanket*

Just a little brain fever, gettin strong small small sha

Wish you speed recovery... I no knw sey babalawo fit fall sick o

hilsocial:
Not bad but poor.

What were you expecting

haliluck:
Tnx dear ermmm can u also brk d head of dat guy?

To forgive is devine.. Let him carry em wahala enter bush...

bamirotola:
Op you are brilliantly dull...

And for reading the post.. That equally made you a Dull brain..

Florblu:
As a sharp gal dt I am
I read half of d story and scroll down to read d concluding part
@op,did u really typed d whole of this shit?

No i didnt oo.. I did Abra-kada-abra and the post came up..

haliluck:
Cuddling wont help me wit my depression at all

At least to help calm you a little

hilsocial:
How much does the crown worth?

10k

mathefaro:
Can one use cwm recovery to flash or must it be twrp

Both work for same purpose.. The diff is that TWRP is modern and can swipe across option whl Cwm uses Volume keys and power button only... You can flash with Cwm..

haliluck:
Totally in support of d disciplinary committee. Dat tin dat guy did jus depressed me

Sorry swthrt.. U can come over let me cuddle you..

Justpassingby45:
What if you see someone clueless and you shout Change and s/he change to brainless that is Nigeria4u

Na u sabi o.. Just do the needful..

Ayima:
I won't lie bro, i didn't follow up the last contest, u know school things na. But i have never been a failure so i believe in my past success.

Hold it there... Trust me if i revolt against you eeh.. You no go even smell Top 10.. Shebi na u dey tackle me from behind

Tohpalz was a success.. We were many and i did my part very well.. Her campaign went outside Nairaland.. We pulled crowd via whatsapp and bbm for her and she made it.. All thanks To God!

Sambest2:
Boss, please we do not encourage the spread of lies in this thread. The issue of TT is a vital issue and we don't joke with it.
Meanwhile these are nysc active accounts
Twitter handle: @nysc_ng
Website: http://www.nysc.gov.ng
We will set up disciplinary committee ooo
CC: 2el, hilsocial, stancity, halliluck
, gazaliah, sodiqyinka, babatawa, thespark, erisegun, dolafunmi, physika, majidyusuf, idee91et al

You have my backing..

Breaking News In OYO.

It happened in Oyo yesterday. I
heard it today at lunch.

This world is becoming even more
scary oh. A newly married man saw a prostitute clothed seductively by the road.

She was just to sexy to be overlooked. He picked
her up and abandoned the way home to a hotel.
He lodged in with her. In less than five minutes he was on top of her.
The prostitute was as flexible as a
snake. When he was having sex with her, her moanings sounded
like a 'hissing snake'.
But he was carried away with her
moves and didn't really give his concern to it.
The married man had sex with her
over and over again.
Paid her more than what they
bargained.
He woke up at voodoo hour with the intention of having another round with her.
He didn't find her on the bed.
He heard hissing sounds in the
bathroom.
He scrambles out of bed and saunters to the bathroom.
He opened the door.
His heart beat drummed heavily as he saw big pythons talking to each other. He screamed loudly.
The pythons leaped on him.
He ran to the door and found it locked.
The pythons crawled to him. He
shouted for help and banged the door. The pythons got to him and jumps to strike him.
""
""
Immediately he woke up!
And almost screamed but couldn't when he discovered it was just a nightmare.
The room was dark.
The lights were switched off he felt...He felt something cold touching his body. He searched with his hands and it felt like a cylinder with a hard skin impregnated with scales.
He finally felt something trying to
swallow his head. He touched it and discovered it was a big
snake trying to swallow him up.
The room wasn't dark.
His head, down to his chest was inside the snake's mouth.
The snake's poisonous saliva covered his face.
He started struggling and struggling.
But the snake pinned him down.
He tried to scream for help but couldn't because if
he opens his mouth, the snake's
poisonous saliva will flow in and he will unavoidably swallow it
forcefully. He kicked his leg, used his hands but the snake was too strong.
He managed to bite the snake's
tongue. The snake got wounded and involuntarily vomits him.
He looked at the snake with blood on his mouth and discovered it was a big python.
He grabbed an empty bottle and
smashed the python.
The python collapsed.
He jerked up and jumped out of the
bed.
He started screaming for help.
He dashed out of the hotel. He got home, looking all clean and
cool.
His wife was asleep already.
He crawled into the bed beside his
wife and slept off. He woke up almost at dawn and
discovered his wife has turned into a snake..
The wife told him everything he did
and how he stroke a python dead. Before he could apologise, his wife told him she was her mother disguised in a different body.
He cheated on her with her mother.
She got so angry. The man almost committed suicide.
His wife told him to return to that hotel and carry her mother back to the house if not she'll kill him.
He left immediately and rushed down to the hotel.
He went straight to the hotel room and found his wife, mother-inlaw, his sister, his mother in the
room. They were all hissing like snakes.
Immediately he realised they were all in the same secret cult. They stood up and watch him without
saying a word. Great panic gripped him by the throat.

He couldn't talk..... And the only problem now is
**I don't just know how I will end this FAKE STORY...**** Mtchewwwww...

Happened in OYO my foot .....
Fake story joor...
I'm sorry if I scared you.

Anyway this is one way of saying *be careful in life*

CHANGE!" STARTS WITH YOU!

√ When someone in the car ahead of
you throws wastes on the road, drive next to him,
roll down your window & shout,
"change!" #ChangeNigeria

√ When you are on a queue and
someone tries to force his way in front, scream "change!!". #ChangeNigeria .

√ At the point of entry at either the air or sea port, if a Custom or Immigration official is trying to collect bribe. Shout "Change".
#Change Nigeria

√ A landlord that 'habitually' increases house rent. Shout to him "Change".
#Change Nigeria

√ Any irregularity in the measurement of food items in the market or the display of fake
products in a supermarket or drug
store. Shout "Change". #ChangeNigeria

√ Any lecturer that wants to collect
bribe either in cash or in kind. Shout to him "Change".
#Change Nigeria

√Any public or private servant that is
stealing our national heritage. Shout "Change".
#Change Nigeria.

√ When a police officer stops your car and says "Oga, anything for the boys?", tell him, "change!".
#ChangeNigeria

√ When you walk past any Nigerian
who throws paper or banana peel on the floor, please stop him and tell him, "change!".
#ChangeNigeria.

√ If the church near your house is
using a loud speaker to disturb the
neighbourhood, visit the pastor and say, "Change"
#Change Nigeria

√ If the mosque near your house is
using a loud speaker to disturb the
neighbourhood, visit the Imam and say, "Change"
#ChangeNigeria

√ If you are in a vehicle and the driver is driving like someone possessed, shout "Change!"
#ChangeNigeria.

√ When somebody is trying to jump a queue at either the bank or the fuel station or the ATM
stand shout "Change".
#change Nigeria#

√ When an Electricity official cuts your light unjustly shout "Change".
#Change Nigeria#

√ If someone is answering a phone
and lies about his/her location, shout "Change"
#Change Nigeria#

√ If you are a friend to a man/woman who goes to meet another woman/man and deceives his/her wife/husband that he/she is travelling on an official duty, whisper "CHANGE!"

√ When a fuel attendant tries to short- dispense fuel into your vehicle, remind him/her about "Change "
#Change Nigeria#

Change starts when you let people
know that you are truly changed..... #CHANGENIGERIA....

Dlee1:
Hello Stancity,
thanks for the other day. I have finally downloaded the pro office suit.

You are welcome

hilsocial:
Foxxynik no wahala. Gazaliah,thespark,stancity abeg incase.

It may be a task as the number of messages recieved in the thread has increased greatly..

lomomike:
But me I didn't use any container , neither did I take any photographs. I needed no distractions.

That makes you a pro.. May not be applicable to everyone

majidyusuf:
abeg treat am now

Him don confess.. Make i show mercy

lomomike:
My counter advice is know your car more, get to study it more, if you wanna do this DIY and you easily misplace screws, get containers to keep the various screws. Also taking photographs at each stages could go along way.
For those resident in Abuja, contact me if you wanna fix yours.

I guess that should have been the number (12)Procedure..

Thanks for the info sir!!

Otuabaroku:
Not really, not every quad core gets heated up on heavy usage. This is where quality and design comes in. It is easy and cheap to assemble all those parts you mentioned by anybody. However, it is very costly to design and assemble it in very qualitative way.

Have you considered why the same specification you mentioned could cost 5 times if it was produced by Apple or Samsung. This is because, these companies invest heavily on design and ensure the end product is of high quality. This comes with a prize; in this case, cost. In return, you get a better product which does not heat up easily as the one you are complaining about.

There is no phøne that doesnt heat up, even those brands you mentioned... I once used Sammy s3, Note 2 and currently, i have Ipad 2 + Jiayu S3.. All gets hot during heavy usage.. A friend sold his S5 to buy Htc m8 becus of heat s5 produces wen on heavy use.. My friend also wants to sell his iphone 4 cus of same pooo..

iykebesbt1:
JUST IN.
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The much awaited TT for B15 is out. This was confirmed in the NYSC official handle and website few minutes ago. Kindly visit to satisfy your curiosity.
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Having said this, it will be my singular honor to let you know that B15 has been slated. For September 2015..
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Once again Congratulations y'all.

I will treat your fuckup later..

Kingnap:
Pls @the young man doing d countdown, can u STOP it n start again wen its 30days remaining cos each time i see ur countdown fear grips me. THANK YOU IN ANTICIPATION FOR UR UNDESTANDING.

That's our Point 1 you are referring to like that.. Bros melow down before men give u run from here o...

It takes courage and someone with Mechanical/Electrical knowledge to try this.. Its easy read than done ..

My Advice: Plz, if you have no idea, DON'T TRY THIS ON YOUR CAR BECAUSE IF YOU MISS A STEP AND DON'T KNOW HOW TO CARRY ON.. Now thats a BIGGER GOBE!!!

hilsocial:
I know its not for sale bt I can lease it for 100yrs.

100yrs ke.. E better make e turn into a forest.

Gazaliah:
Even,illusion don't affect the government.Even if you are a wizard,we go eventually catch you one day.....

I will call it" Operation Catch Them All".

In Hulk voice:One day will be one day,Monkey will go to market and will Neva return

Lol.. I hear u