₦airaland Forum

MDsambo:
May karma make a surprise visit to Ramos. Dude doesn't deserve to be in the beautiful game

keep quiet u dia osiso....Some of u here don't even know how 2 watch football...

celestialdamsel:
who else haven't watched his movies?? or am I the only one??
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RIP

......Indomie generation child..

pls add me too on whatzap 08032735463...tnks

3VM6DQG...tnk me leta.

No problem at all~ I am a product of that

Ok~permitted~u can kill urself

lekkie073:
If minaj own na anaconda.....


Anita own na hippopotamus. ...

Anaconda in d hippopotamus shadow na wetin Anita dey do~Lolzzzz

shumuel:
Have You Noticed !! (18+)
- . If you suck one n*pple well, the woman herself offers the other one.
In-case you don't know, that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

- . Everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, B**bs & lower body with a "P" Petticoat, panties, p*ssy.
No wonder men suffer from high BP!

-. Before s*x, you help each other get naked. After s*x, you dress only yourself.
Moral: In life no one helps you once you're screwed.

- . Success is like pregnancy.
Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it.

- . 3 people having s*x is a threes*me, 2 is a twos*me. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment.

- . Life is like a d*ck, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

- . Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's d*ck hard, not his life..!

- . When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!".
But none of them comes and touch the man's P*nis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated, only result matters.

Soo TrueE

Dokitadotun:
There is a medically related postgraduate course for physicist, I can't readily remember its name. It's in line with radiotherapy or something. Very few hospitals in Nigeria have them. It has a very good prospect. I strongly encouraged a relative who read physicics to pursue it.

MEDICAL PHysics

MuguliciousMUGU:
OH! They don't want to marry in nigeria shey? London is the best? Ok continue

OH! They are afraid that buhari might probe the wedding, incase of corruption, there is nothing buhari cannot do, even if someone do birthday, he would probe it, if you pay nepa bills , he would still probe it, infact anything wey you do na EFCC win, ok

congratz to them sha

LoLz

ndidibabe:
Just because you are in a haste to ride his Peniss, that is the reason you chose to marry his Photo? Even if the Man can not afford a flight ticket to Nigeria, incapacitated or not allowed to leave work, what stops you from fixing an appropriate day for the wedding? It's shameful to marry this way. I consider it a total disregard for your parents and our culture.

. Na waoH~na so una go dey drink panadol for anoda person body, she been tell u say she dey shame shy

menesheh:
You are in the wrong place.

Science is never for us, it is for Whiteman.

Whenever a Nigerian see a technology he/she feels is so awesome and complex, he will be like
[size=15pt]waw oyibo too much, oyibo na our second God[/size].

We don't know that to discover things is more easier than we thought it is.

A thread for science is statistically insignificant due lack of patronage and interest.


Your idea are supported despite am not a science student. But i love science pretty crazy

Hung up

you are so so wrong, wise up!

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Presidential cows!!!!!!!

Lolz

Visocrate:
he paid for everything during bride price payment so give him his matrimonial entitlement

. Lolz, no be small entitlement

Enter Ebonyi state...70% are doing it,

PMBlackett:
[color=#150000]I have 66 problems, and you aint one.

Go sit your small ass somewhere.[/color]

no be only 66 problems, na 666.lolz

Plus234:
ALL PDPs AND GEJ FANS, OTU NNE-UNU

Fool...u need Jesus in ur life.

Nice One...

Jst passin...