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Krismas:
Kongrats ma dear.
U rite, d shout of the nurse brought u back.
Only, it doesn't matter what she shouted
If she had screamed 'BLOOD OF SATAN 666', the result would not have differed
The magick ,is d scream, not d content. This is why dey normally put TVs in some hospital wards
As for ur hand, research has it as the most regenerative part of the human body.
Infact, if u cut off the top of ur thumb, it can regrow completely back to normal. Just like fingernails.
So, thank the nurse, don't worry about Jesus

So, he should thank the nurse shey? Who or what did the nurse scream? Your name? I hope you see how smart you are.

Science in itself confirms every iota of the Word of God. If the scientists so great acknowledge and their children till date, still do, kindly showcase your entity.

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Don't do this often but let me encourage your knowledge drive, even though it's best to consult pros, of which I am one, as far as this is concerned. There are three core elements that you must always resolve in spatial planning/delineation in residential buildings and most others. They are;

1. Circulation (You tried with this better on the 1bed side than on the 2bed.

2. Ventilation (same as above but it's poorly resolved in the 2bed this time.) Check again, that living room or lounge is not cross-ventilated. That's a downside. When you resolve that, other spaces will naturally fall in line.

3. Ergonomics. This will help you determine the near accurate dimensions of spaces required per unit so you can allocate spaces more effectively, as someone rightly pointed up there.

Conclusion: The one bed is good as it is but the 2bed needs a second critical look/overhaul.

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Bloggers embellishments and complete deceit. I only saw a very simply dressed and apparently humble man alight from a mini and modest suv. Where is the showing off? From the video, he alighted from the front passenger seat, sef. Nothing in the video to conclude he owns the car. The people that invited him could have made that provision sef as is customary these days. Bloggers and nonsense news for traffic. May God forgive y'all.

Take a perspective shot of the bowls so we can get a clear idea of the volume of the items. i.e See how deep the bowls are from a lower side view instead of the aerial/overhead shots you have, especially for the tomatoes.

360command:
my friend, as an entrepreneur, you need govt assistance. There was a time an Italian investor who wanted to invest in palm oil business in the eastern state of Nigeria (abia), he had the money to cultivate,harvest but he needed hectares of land to do so. The govt was willing to support him but when the govt saw the number of years(6 - 8 ) for that project to benefit him and the govt, the government backed out as they may not be in power.

For this auction man here, he needs the land, maybe he can be on lease. I am not sure. But the 100million he says he has would be for logistics(tow trucks) etc.

Not all vehicles are scraps, I also explained this earlier. Police, efcc, customs etc can seize peoples vehicle and send it to the impound. Cars that are stationed on the highway and no claim for it can be towed to the impound, illegal vehicle parking on highways,compounds,markets,business districts etc can be towed. Online auction is there to reach a greater number of people and not only scrap dealers would benefit. The govt would benefit through tax, tow trucks company in demand, less traffic on the road as a result of towing stationed vehicles abandoned on the road, individuals are interested in buying used cars, mechanics are interested, panel beater(auto body collision technicians) would benefit, scrap dealers would benefit, used parts dealers would benefit.

And yes he can pick people's cars if parked illegally on places which are not designated to park your vehicles, illegal parking on the street etc.. it is because you live in a country where the system is not working. An illegal parked car somewhere, if someone is to call and the police responds,the police would call tow truck service and they will take it to the impound. If in a 1month or 3months and no one calls to check where his vehicle is, they will sell it in the auction..

And if someone comes later on to claim it, there is what we call auto bond or insurance.

I am tired of writing. That Nigerian investor sees a niche where he can tap into but he needs government assistance. The truth about this is, we auction cars in Nigeria but it is done secretly even though the govt says they make it public.

Thumbs up for your explanations. You should also let the fellow you quoted know he already answered his own question about what the investor needs a $100m for, when he mentioned he can't simply pick up people's abandoned cars without paying them, not to talk of administrative costs spanning some years.

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KayCee92:
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Obviouslyblunt:
I hate APC more than the next person but why would you wish bad on this positive situation. The naira is gaining, I don’t care however they do it, they should keep on doing what they are doing.

Exactly and I think this blanket judgement of all Obidients as enemies of Nigeria is myopic and reeks of intellectual laziness. If for anything, some of us joined the movement for the sake of this country and then, that of equity and fairness, which giving a south easterner a chance, represents. Now, if that didn't work out, doesn't translate to us wishing evil over our country and like someone posited, the opposition stance is also serving to engender transparency, while keeping the government on her toes. I, for one, though a staunch Obidient, keeps praying for the sustenance of whatever genius Cardoso's been employing to drive the rate down according to biblical admonition to pray for leaders everywhere that we may lead peaceable lives. Afterall, there are many other things one can do with money otherwise spent these days on basic things, than necessary.

The church again sets the pace here. Where are the atheists directing their frustrations to the church and pastors, instead of their inept leadership and government?

This proves with no doubt, that the continued existence of this nation is actually sustained by the advancement of the church and the multiplication of righteousness, otherwise it would have been worse than this.

The motivations, prayers and wisdom coming out of the various altars across the nation every sunday is the reason for the resilience and tenacity of most Nigerians despite the excruciating pains dealt by wrong leadership.

Step into Winners Canaanland and it's like a whole new world, coming from the hellish Otta axis/slum.

Step into Christ Embassy and you can literally touch excellence in the atmosphere. You can tell how excellently each one of their members carry out their duties wherever they work.

Enter RCCG' s Redemption Camp and get the true definition of functionality.

What about the Catholic Church, Deeper Life, Dunamis, Salvation Ministries, Agape Christian Ministries, HOR, Covenant Christian Centre, Daystar etc. Not to mention FGBMFI, the body that connects all christians worldwide.

All these bodies are doing excellently not just administratively but also making huge impacts in areas such as education, technology, agriculture et al; areas that are the traditional responsibilities of government.


I have stated it and will continue to reiterate that; "the most poorly administered branch church in Nigeria, functions better than the best government ministry, department and agency".

Those that question the impact of the proliferation of churches against the backdrop of increased criminality, should for a second, imagine Nigeria without churches and see if it won't burn.

Nigerians, let's support our own. Fly only Airpeace.

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BluntCrazeMan:
Which reminds me..
So,, no eclipse happened in the Bible??

So, you never read the part where the sun stood still in the bible? What do you think that was? Dey play.

Kobojunkie:
My pandemic? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The answer to your question regarding Ukraine is found with just a simple google search, my friend. Ignorance is never bliss. https://huri.harvard.edu/covid-19-ukraine-assessing-governments-response

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But I guess for you ignorance is a whole world of bliss, as it remains difficult for you to distinguish what happened before the war started and when it did. Go back to your link and see if that report answers my query..."since the war started".

Kobojunkie:
Even during the pandemic when he used the name of God to spew lies regarding the pandemic, you did note the inconsistencies between his claims and reality UNBEWEAVABLE!!!!

Nevermind that the God of Israel, and Jesus Christ, warned against those who would spew forth nothing but lies using His Name, this Christ consistently lied in front of even a global audience regarding COVID and 5G, hiding his lies behind the mentions of the name of God, yet you did not notice the major inconsistency which is that the God of Israel does not send out liars in his name?

How far with your plandemic now? Where are the vaccines? How come there was no outbreak of Covid in Ukraine since the war started, seeing Covid measures weren't observed? Your answers will tell who the liar is between your reverred W.H.O and Pastor Chris.

Too many dolts on this platform claiming woke. Simple grammar, they can't interpret. Otherwise, how does "we've had 50 people raised" mean "we raised 50 people"? If you no sabi read and you nor get data to watch, why don't you just hide your foolery by walking past?

That statement doesn't in any way mean that the miracle was done by a person or group but that it was witnessed by them and therefore, fails to ascribe glory to the one who said it.

Not a member of CE or holding brief for them but that program is pretty much a contactless one, since una don say make dem no do for stadium again. From the little I have seen, recipients are healed from wherever it is they are, allover the world and the Pastor even mentioned that doctors in hospitals(public foreign government facilities) are amazed, but you nor get data to watch now, only to spew your programmed biases. If the oyinbo scientists you adore are amazed and its proven, who are you?

If y'all are as intelligent as you try to claim, the sensible thing to do would be to research the available videos of the live stream empirically, by fact checking the locations of testifiers, the people and professionals around them and the evidences they present but hatred for Christianity and Pastors won't let y'all think straight. Not your fault though, its the god of this world blinding you from the truth.

For the believers joining the bandwagon, i wonder how you intend to explain the wonders your bible talks about if you think it is non existent in your day, despite The Word Himself stating; "I am the same yesterday, today and forever". Bunch of religionists masquerading as Christians. Confront a juju man today and begin to yearn motivational talks, you go know how far.

A young christian engineer supervising a road construction in front of the house of the Araba of Ogboni in Akure was told he'd die in 7days for something that angered the man. The young engineer didn't mince words, he returned it back to sender and in seven days, the Araba died. It was in the news in Akure. They that know their God shall be strong and do exploits. Life is spiritual, you can't be in between. Otherwise, you'd be a victim.

A strange gecko suddenly appeared on my bed in a beautifully built house. I saw it live and then it went to hide in the nooks of the header board. I tore the silk covering of the board in an endless search of the animal to no avail until the Word of God popped out of my mouth in Yoruba that " the strangers shall be afraid out of their close places" and guess what? The strange gecko came out instantly and I killed it. What if I didn't have the Word in my spirit and I was as carnal as you lots? Oyo niyen.

I have monitored Pastor Chris for years trying to see if there any inconsistencies in what he teaches and the Word and I am yet to find. Someone created a thread on NL to malign him that has lasted over 20years, yet he turns out stronger, more vibrant and like someone said, younger. The pandemic he warned y'all about, how far with it now? You talk of his marriage as if that's a qualification to being with Christ and you harp about earthly degree as if your own degree has made you half as significant, relevant and impactful as him. A man that dines with Presidents and royalties, classy in every detail and with excellence in everything he touches. Their programs are the best in terms of planning, visuals etc in Nigeria both secular and gospel. Most of your gospel musicians came up by God's grace through his ministry and we see how y'all worship them on their IG comment sections and you hate their pastor. Hypocrisy.

Kukutenla:
I don't see the difference it will make. The banks have not been interested in lending for a while so this is good for them. For the real economy though. It is tales of woe as the manufacturing sector will constrict further. Let's hope it tames inflation though. But is the source of inflation too much money as it is being touted?

This reeks of grand confusion and its sad that the citizens bear the brunt of these wrong thoughts all the time and now just because Nigerians are used to coping mechanisms, they are being blamed for rising prices, since I guess, they continue to purchase products nonetheless, albeit out of excessive sweat and stress. Your last sentence captures what should have been the debate before going ahead with this textbook move. If there's too much money in circulation, is it in the hands of the citizens or the minute elite? Is this the only available move on earth that can nip inflation in the bud? Eyi je, eyi o je mini mini mani mo government.

tunjijones:
We can start a movement on this Nairaland that wld force the owners of the site to yield to our demands.

You don't intentionally give a certain religion undue advantage in a multi religion gathering like Nairaland and dont expect backlash.

I wonder why enough pple are not speaking out.

Although that seems unfair but its an opportunity for the HolySpirit to minister to their hearts through believers posts here. How do we reach them if we cut them off? Nothing they post can draw us away from the love of Christ because unlike the religion they harp about, Christianity is reality. It is partaking of the divine nature of God. When its their time, they'll experience that pulsating reality.

Offpoint1:
The heaven idea is questionable, especially when humans thinks it was made for them.

I keep asking why God didn't just create humans in heaven if he needed them there in the first place? Was the purpose of passing through earth? Why didn't angels passed through earth too?

Don't get things twisted, even though the Bible mentions Heaven, where God lives, we aren't told believers are going to live there permanently. We are told He made the earth for us, humans. Yes, there'll be a wedding feast over there and a temporary stay for us, first flight saints especially during the tribulation but the book of revelations ends with the emergence of a new heaven and a NEW EARTH,where the saints will live with Christ Jesus as their King and Light, where there'll be no weeping or sorrow.


Study again please and let me add that you should surrender to the Lordship of Jesus Christ, because He wants you to experience the beauty of a world governed by Himself.

He is patiently allowing time to prove that man can't successfully govern himself or the world, else He could have instituted the New Earth right away.

When man has fully being allowed to try his best and proven to have failed, then He'll take that action that has been preached to you since. God isn't slow, as some count slowness. He just loves humanity so much He doesn't want a single one to perish. That's a scripture paraphrased.

Happy New Year.

Happy New Year.