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I hope say d video no go b "story for d Gods" like Dorobucci video

Y im jersey tear for hand?

mukina2, where re u?!!! u d sleep?!!!

honeric01: Who is Abia warriors when a club like Kano pillars is talking?

"Wen a klub like" no b just 1 point weh una use d pass us? Cool down we go pass una 4 match day 20.

mukina2 please ooooh, we re waiting for the codes!!!

honeric01: This emblem abi na logo looks so local and boring

football aka tiki taka is not hidden in club logo!!!


still a die haaaaaaaaaard Abia warriors!!!

honeric01: This emblem abi na logo looks so local and boring

eh ya!!! oya put ur club emblem make we see na, I bet u, u don't have it.











Oya go now go download am cos I said do.
which klub u d support self?



Abia Warriors for life!!!!!

up abia warriors!!!! hu wan try us?!!!!!

mukina2: I believe that Henry is better than Dinho .

what do you think


and its not because am a gunner

Oga mi no vex oooh, I just say make I draw u back small see weda u fit remember wen u wrote this post, I just visited ur profile, and d first tin weh I d do 4 pple profile na 2 check time spent online, na im I com see 1 year.......... madness wan finish me!!! if nairaland get 2go ranking u 4 be ultimate of d ultmatest!!!! permit d english though. I repeat no vex ooooh. My own time spent online na just 1day....... I d feel like baba!!! I komot cap 4 u!!! Oga Seun suppose don d tidy u small money by now. Pesin like you d number of time u don make frontpage go don reach 500 by now........buh am yet to get 1. *sobs*


back to d matter na Oga Ronaldinho.

Ajibel: ^^^ Lol I knew, I was just whinning you


Meanwhile, Gateway 1-1(3-1) Bayelsa
Gateway won via PK
See as Gateway they knockout NPFL clubs.

see ur head!!! lol.

up abia warriors!!! 2nd and still going!!!

Tayras: Exactly ur problem, u fail to make research on ur own n only rely on pastors n the media. By Allah, Islam will Triumph

Adigun Abiola
I am a Muslim and sometimes I am so
ashamed of being a Muslim.
Muslims are not happy
They’re not happy in Gaza
They're not happy in Egypt
They're not happy in Libya
They're not happy in Morocco
They're not happy in Iran
They're not happy in Iraq
They're not happy in Yemen
They're not happy in Afghanistan
They're not happy in Pakistan
They're not happy in Syria
They're not happy in Lebanon
So, where are they happy?
They're happy in Australia
They're happy in England
They're happy in France
They're happy in Italy
They're happy in Germany
They're happy in Sweden
They're happy in the USA & Canada
They're happy in Norway & India
They're happy in almost every country that
is not Islamic!
And who do they blame?
Not Islam...
Not their leadership...
Not themselves...
THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE
HAPPY IN!!
And they want to change the countries
they're happy in, to be like the countries
they came from where they were unhappy.
Try to find logic in that !
Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:
1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you
have a moral objection to liquor...
You are a Muslim
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and
$5,000 rocket launcher, but you
can't afford shoes...
You are a Muslim
3. If you have more wives than teeth...
You are a Muslim
4. If you think vests come in two styles:
bullet-proof and suicide...
You are a Muslim
5. If you can't think of anyone you haven't
declared Jihad against...
You are a Muslim
6. If you consider television dangerous,
but routinely carry
explosives in your clothing...
You are a Muslim
7. If you were amazed to discover that cell
phones have uses other
than setting off roadside bombs...
You are a Muslim
8. If you have nothing against women and
think every man should own at least four...
You are a Muslim
9. If you find this offensive or racist and
don't forward it...
You are a Muslim!!
---------------
-----
Buddhists living with Hindus = No Problem
Hindus living with Christians = No Problem
Christians living with Shintos = No Problem
Shintos living with Confucians = No
Problem
Confusians living with Baha'is = No
Problem
Baha'is living with Jews = No Problem
Jews living with Atheists = No Problem
Atheists living with Buddhists = No
Problem
Buddhists living with Sikhs = No Problem
Sikhs living with Hindus = No Problem
Hindus living with Baha'is = No Problem
Baha'is living with Christians = No Problem
Christians living with Jews = No Problem
Jews living with Buddhists = No Problem
Buddhists living with Shintos = No Problem
Shintos living with Atheists = No Problem
Atheists living with Confucians = No
Problem
Confusians living with Hindus = No
Problem
Muslims living with Hindus = Problem
Muslims living with Buddhists = Problem
Muslims living with Christians = Problem
Muslims living with Jews = Problem
Muslims living with Sikhs = Problem
Muslims living with Baha'is = Problem
Muslims living with Shintos = Problem
Muslims living with Atheists = Problem
MUSLIMS LIVING WITH MUSLIMS = BIG
PROBLEM.

mukina2: Ok Guys the new FPL season > http://fantasy.premierleague.com/



The main league code is available on request, but you have to be an active player.

We have screen shots from last season . . .. for FA cup, Carling Cup and Conference .. they will be given out by standings only

Please let us know your team names from last year .. no 419 here

For those who removed their team, you will not be given FA cup codes . .ie Ibime

The h2h code, is limited to 30 per each league.

If i didnt give you the code and find your team dia, i will 'comot' am

Last Season > https://www.nairaland.com/1360136/nairaland-fantasy-premier-league-2013

mukina2, send d code, my email address is standardstanley007@gmail.com
team name Standard FC

Tanx.

mukina I need d code, I've registered and selected my team.
Tanx.

Tayras: Exactly ur problem, u fail to make research on ur own n only rely on pastors n the media. By Allah, Islam will Triumph

Adigun Abiola
I am a Muslim and sometimes I am so
ashamed of being a Muslim.
Muslims are not happy
They’re not happy in Gaza
They're not happy in Egypt
They're not happy in Libya
They're not happy in Morocco
They're not happy in Iran
They're not happy in Iraq
They're not happy in Yemen
They're not happy in Afghanistan
They're not happy in Pakistan
They're not happy in Syria
They're not happy in Lebanon
So, where are they happy?
They're happy in Australia
They're happy in England
They're happy in France
They're happy in Italy
They're happy in Germany
They're happy in Sweden
They're happy in the USA & Canada
They're happy in Norway & India
They're happy in almost every country that
is not Islamic!
And who do they blame?
Not Islam...
Not their leadership...
Not themselves...
THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE
HAPPY IN!!
And they want to change the countries
they're happy in, to be like the countries
they came from where they were unhappy.
Try to find logic in that !
Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:
1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you
have a moral objection to liquor...
You are a Muslim
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and
$5,000 rocket launcher, but you
can't afford shoes...
You are a Muslim
3. If you have more wives than teeth...
You are a Muslim
4. If you think vests come in two styles:
bullet-proof and suicide...
You are a Muslim
5. If you can't think of anyone you haven't
declared Jihad against...
You are a Muslim
6. If you consider television dangerous,
but routinely carry
explosives in your clothing...
You are a Muslim
7. If you were amazed to discover that cell
phones have uses other
than setting off roadside bombs...
You are a Muslim
8. If you have nothing against women and
think every man should own at least four...
You are a Muslim
9. If you find this offensive or racist and
don't forward it...
You are a Muslim!!
---------------
-----
Buddhists living with Hindus = No Problem
Hindus living with Christians = No Problem
Christians living with Shintos = No Problem
Shintos living with Confucians = No
Problem
Confusians living with Baha'is = No
Problem
Baha'is living with Jews = No Problem
Jews living with Atheists = No Problem
Atheists living with Buddhists = No
Problem
Buddhists living with Sikhs = No Problem
Sikhs living with Hindus = No Problem
Hindus living with Baha'is = No Problem
Baha'is living with Christians = No Problem
Christians living with Jews = No Problem
Jews living with Buddhists = No Problem
Buddhists living with Shintos = No Problem
Shintos living with Atheists = No Problem
Atheists living with Confucians = No
Problem
Confusians living with Hindus = No
Problem
Muslims living with Hindus = Problem
Muslims living with Buddhists = Problem
Muslims living with Christians = Problem
Muslims living with Jews = Problem
Muslims living with Sikhs = Problem
Muslims living with Baha'is = Problem
Muslims living with Shintos = Problem
Muslims living with Atheists = Problem
MUSLIMS LIVING WITH MUSLIMS = BIG
PROBLEM.

dont8: Are you not the one that wrote this? Now I ask, where did you come about the bolded?

afta d bonded read d nxt paragraph.

dont8: So where did you now arrived at your '7virgins' you wrote about? Remember, Boko Haram started with propaganda.

go and re-read my post?

DJDOLA: YES.....hell fire

lol, but y den, do d kill with pleasure?

lekkie073: go to www.premierleague.com and register Ur team first....

I've done that.

dont8: Which chapter did you read this in the Quaran? Most of you guys are worst than Boko Haram, spreading rumour and hateful utterances wont solve anything.

never said I read any chapter.
just knew I would get many quotes from that.

lekkie073: go to www.premier league.com and register Ur team first....

okay, will do that soon.

kudoxs: just trying to say there is no where in D Quran where it's said you will be given 7 virgins if you kill an innocent soul.

buh d do gt reward 4 killing someone abi?

tintingz: Then keep shut.

Y should I?

kudoxs: abeg make d christians wey dey dis thread no finish me cos av neva read all d bible but I heard the word 'christianity or christian ' can neva be found in the bible, pls enlighten me biko. I'm blessed to be a Muslim.

and so?? what does having or not having d word Christian. or Christianity have to do with bombing people?

please am new here, I want to play how do I join.
Tanx.

Ah ah!!! wetin do dia almighty quran weh say u d pesin go go heaven, Allah go give d pesin 7 virgins per person killed in a pool of wine??

Abeg make d muslims weh dey this thread no finish me cos ah neva see quran b4 talkless of to read am. Na wetin I hear!!!


Proudly a Christian!!!!!!!

shellliver: They have been into expansion lately...

Should soon reach your neighborhood

Be patient

ya u re right.

UrbanMystique: Still crappy here in some parts of ibadan... No 3g signal self

will soon reach your side.

OMO Lekwa ukwu!!!!!OMO Lekwa ukwu!!!!!OMO Lekwa ukwu!!!!!

Tank God say all of una d experience am. Xo no more yabbing Airtel as d slowest network in nija.


Airtel don fast oooh!!!

blessimgaghe: pls ow did u activate 4gig 4 1500?

it doesn't work on all Airtel Sims
DM me. standardstanley007@gmail.com