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Politics / Re: Dangote Refinery To Commence Petrol Supply In September by Starboytwo(m): 3:14pm On Aug 22
If una want peace of mind. Just Comot mind for this refinery, or na real heartache you dey use play.

Infact, I'm starting to see the refinery as one big ass. Massive scam.

Sept will move to November, who wan bet.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Starboytwo(m): 10:00am On Aug 22
donbrowser:


I'm damn serious. Dm me on WhatsApp. I will guide you for free on how to open the UK account
sent you a mail boss. Thanks.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Starboytwo(m): 9:14am On Aug 22
donbrowser:


I feel really sad when I see stuffs like this.
I have 3 tiktok accounts that pay me 100-200 usd monthly on bad months

One account is on Politics
One account is on religion and the last account is on Japa.

You don't need much. Just create a UK tiktok account and posts videos that are against Tinubu's government. You will get 10k followers within 2 weeks and be making roughly 20-100 usd weekly.

Get contents from FB, YouTube, Nairaland and Twitter to post on tiktok against Tinubu. The rest will be history.
Bro, are you serious about this? I'd give it a try ASAP? I'm serious.
Politics / Re: Arabambi Alleges Plot By Ajaero To Spark Civil Unrest by Starboytwo(m): 9:07am On Aug 22
The only "plot" I'm plotting today is how I go take see food chop.

Any other plot is not my plotment.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Kisses The Quran As He Visits Holy Mosque In Chechnya (Video, Photos) by Starboytwo(m): 8:50am On Aug 22
Na this kain things Muslims like.

Dem show the "kiss" almost like 200 times inside the video.

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Crime / Re: Police Arrest Couple For Allegdly Assaulting Their 8-Year-Old Maid In Edo by Starboytwo(m): 7:02am On Aug 22
I put the blame squarely on the husband.

You mean you are there and a lady is doing this to a child. Weather maid or not, irrespective of the offence. You suppose come through for the child.

Mummy Gabriel will never allow any human to draw just one of those line on Gabriel's back. That I'm sure of.

If I'm president, this kain thing na tit/tat. I'd just call Dss to design this exact drawing on their body. Same design to the T

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Politics / Re: Togo, Benin Owe Nigeria $14m For Electricity โ€“ FG by Starboytwo(m): 6:53am On Aug 22
And people like my friend are quick to throw Naija under the bus in any argument. E. G, common Togo and ghana is better than Nigeria. They have light etc.

I must show him this headline.

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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 โžœ โžœ โžœ by Starboytwo(m): 6:43am On Aug 22
Starboytwo:
Make person use this one chop tomorrow /today.

๐Ÿ‘

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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 โžœ โžœ โžœ by Starboytwo(m): 12:43am On Aug 22
Make person use this one chop tomorrow /today.

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Politics / Re: Wike: No Plans To Join APC, I Will Fight In PDP Till The End by Starboytwo(m): 4:10pm On Aug 21
Senior man, pls send my sincere heartfelt appreciation to Tinubu.

I've magically stopped smoking (Hallelujah)

Before I've tried to embark on this mission but always relapse. Even if I no buy, I go see sure boy wey go pass me Cana.

Where I wan see 12k buy Cana + backi?

On Sunday I enter school(zanga) everywhere be like church. Nobody dey smoke Cana again.

Tinubu ti liquidate everybody. Gbogbo wa ti wa Tinubulated...

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Crime / Re: Men Caught & Paraded By Vigilante In Port Harcourt For Smoking Meth (pics/video) by Starboytwo(m): 3:57pm On Aug 21
Dem still get money thats why.

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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 18 โžœ โžœ โžœ by Starboytwo(m): 3:55pm On Aug 21
Omo, people still dey buy games and subscribe?

I remember 2016, kosovo and Macedonian guys chop my 50 Euro.
Scam me still edit game wey lost as won. Na then I get sense.

Seems like the business still dey go.

Una well done.

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Politics / Re: How Much Is Fuel Being Sold In Your Area And The Queues? by Starboytwo(m): 3:38pm On Aug 21
chccho:
If Dangote refinery starts working it will ease this stress a great deal but at how much will he be selling?? Wilk he sell below/above the market price?
There's alot of mysteries in this Nigerian govt and the cabals.
Thoss cabals dont want any refinery in Nigeria to function and they will do anything to make it so
Abeg, which year dangote refinery go start working? Cuz I'm definitely sure it won't work this year. Make we no dey give ourselves hope.
Education / Re: Sweet Laptop For Sale (photo) by Starboytwo(m): 5:48am On Aug 21
Vyzz:
Let me educate all of you there...



A laptop can't be sweet because you don't eat it, so there's nothing like a sweet laptop for sale
let me educate you gan gan.

I've seen a cake laptop that was sweet.

The girl sell lapi so her cake was like lapi. You get.

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Romance / Re: Japan Desperately In Need Of Black Men To Have More Babies: Lady Announces (pix) by Starboytwo(m): 5:43am On Aug 21
Namaster:
According to people in the know, Japanese people are some of the MOST racist people on earth.

They will be racist to you. But they would do it POLITELY.

Go to Japan as a black man and you may NEVER get a Japanese girl to even look at you.

Asian women ONLY have the hots for white men.
i'm a natural racist to anything that's not black.

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Politics / Re: 4 Policemen Killed In Enugu Checkpoint Attack by Starboytwo(m): 6:42pm On Aug 20
Omo people dey vex for that side ooo...

If dem post me go that side as police, na to resign ooo.

Endangered specie things.

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Food / Re: How Much Is A Tuber Of Yam In Your Area ? by Starboytwo(m): 6:39pm On Aug 20
Streetdoctor:

Agbado no do u again?
Ronu no pay again?
En no dey favour u again?
U no wan give useless tinubu more time again?
agbado no do ooo my brother, ronu no pay ooo, and he no favour me.
I just want Nigeria to be great and it's populace enjoy. My people have been really stretched thin, while senate and reps dey
Collect 29 million monthly.
Food / Re: How Much Is A Tuber Of Yam In Your Area ? by Starboytwo(m): 12:22pm On Aug 20
Yam keh.

Na only God take know as I dey eat self.

I dey my nigga side, we go chop wanke rice in the morning.

Afternoon, we enter restaurant go chop better Eba and vegetable with meat and fish. (I heave a sigh of alhamdullilahi... I'm okay by God's grace)

Evening, we dey gist, Bread and beans combo people dey pass, he called them, say make we chop... I look at him suspiciously, I told him I'm okay for the one I chop today alone.

Im shy to eat 3 times in a day... You buy for me for morning, you buy for me for afternoon, still wan buy for evening... Thank you I'm okay... (I'm honestly OK)

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Politics / Re: Group Managing Directors Of Nnpc Till Date by Starboytwo(m): 12:15pm On Aug 20
Most or all are nothing but thieves...

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Business / Re: 40-Year-Old Anambra Men Building Large Corporations by Starboytwo(m): 12:12pm On Aug 20
I'm inpressed.

I'm inspired.

Henceforth, I want to dey solve people's problem and provide value... I guess na money go dey find me afterwards...

Issue be say, which problem una need make I solve. I'm ready like this...

Qoute me with your problem now now.
Literature / Re: What's Your Favourite Novel Of All Time by Starboytwo(m): 11:57am On Aug 20
Reading through the pages made me realized I've read a couple of books myself.

Many different poster mentioned Sydney Sheldon. I think I've read just one of Sydney Sheldon, can't remember but I will look for the author and read more of her/his work.

Must be one hell of an author to have many poster talk about it.

This thread is beautiful. Brought so many sweet memories. Saw many books I love and read.

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Literature / Re: What's Your Favourite Novel Of All Time by Starboytwo(m): 11:44am On Aug 20
Normally3D:
I prayed to God to make me a magician to avoid need to think about money, positions in govt, and other necessities.
So I got up in search of books about magic to buy, when I saw a book seller, selling books on the floor,I stood in search of books about magic.
My search ended when is saw this book "The secret_The magic" by Rhonda Byrne.ยฎ๏ธ
A book written with a life time experience with people in respect for Thankfulness and Gratitude to God and respect for mankind.๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿ–Œ๏ธ
I took the book immediately and paid Three thousand one hundred naira 3๏ธโƒฃ1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃfor the book, well I don't know why the hundred naira was added but I paid for it and took it.๐Ÿ“™
I can never stop reading that book even when am happy or sad, at the back of the book i started writing numerological numbers in multiple sequences.๐Ÿ–‹๏ธ๐ŸŽฒ3๏ธโƒฃ6๏ธโƒฃ9๏ธโƒฃ๐Ÿ”Ÿ๐Ÿ—๏ธโœ”๏ธ
I just hope i would become a magician and help others financially with all gratitude to God.๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ’ฏ
this book is powerful.. I read it in 2018. I felt something while reading it. It's one book I can never forget...

Believe me bros, something happened to me while reading this book. Power is real.

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Literature / Re: What's Your Favourite Novel Of All Time by Starboytwo(m): 11:37am On Aug 20
ObalendeCMS:


Here. But this is a drama.
my God ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ I've read it. This book is one of the funniest I've read. It was set in Russia, st Petersburg to be precise. Damn, it's been a long time. Thanks, I will download and try to read again. For now, I've downloaded the Harry potter series, I've seen it too much an decided to read it for good.

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Literature / Re: What's Your Favourite Novel Of All Time by Starboytwo(m): 8:11am On Aug 20
Juliearth:



PS you can download any and every book from ocean of pdf.
Thank you for this...

Can Anyone recommend a classic Comedic Novel, something to really crack me up to cushion the effect of this Tinubulation.

Thanks.

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Literature / Re: What's Your Favourite Novel Of All Time by Starboytwo(m): 8:02am On Aug 20
I miss reading...

I will try and download some here to read.

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Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Starboytwo(m): 7:59am On Aug 20
Good morning sirs...

Jane Anderson. I saw it on the frontpage.

Reminds me of Lars largerback...
Politics / Re: Who Is The Greatest Igbo Man That Ever Walked The Surface Of This Earth . by Starboytwo(m): 7:55am On Aug 20
Peter Obi definitely.

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Crime / Re: Teens Clone Neighbor's Key To Steal From His Apartment (Pictures) by Starboytwo(m): 11:30pm On Aug 19
Abeg beat them weh weh pls.

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Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Starboytwo(m): 10:53pm On Aug 19
Omo not to digress, the only thing I can soak right now is garri.

Tinubu feh pami ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿค•

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Romance / Re: How To Reduce High Libido by Starboytwo(m): 8:01pm On Aug 19
condensedmilk:


where's that your mother's maid now?
we need to see this woman first.
Family / Re: Could My Neighbor Be Gay?? Havenโ€™t Seen Him With A Girl by Starboytwo(m): 7:58pm On Aug 19
If the guy dey bring woman everyday, same you that can't toast will be jealous and angry he is Bleep. ing everybody.

The senior man dey him dey, you sitdown for balcony they help am count how many niggas dey enter him cabal...

What do human beans want gan gan??

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Politics / Re: Crude Oil Sales In Naira To Dangote, Others Begin October 1 - Finance Minister by Starboytwo(m): 7:50pm On Aug 19
When Oct reach, dem go say November. Mind you, that one self na December...

We are in for a long ride.

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