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Celebrities / Re: Meet Wizkid's Children And Baby Mamas (Photos) by Starboytwo(m): 1:55pm
If you analyze this write up very closely you will discover two important details ...
One is the selective use of colloquial abstract representation of normative words owing to the distinction in regulatory and derogatory affirmative relations to binary sentences.
The second is that I don't know what am saying and you have just wasted 20 secs of your life ...
damn, you are mad fah
Politics / Re: Lagos Pays Over ₦32 Billion To 8170 Retirees by Starboytwo(m): 11:29am
Napoli like lagos


TV/Movies / Re: Saskay: I Feel Uncomfortable That Yousef Likes Me by Starboytwo(m): 6:40pm On Aug 03
Who be youseff?

Poulsen? Or Buhari?


Politics / Re: Aerial View Of The Nigeria Military Formation On Duty- Photo by Starboytwo(m): 6:36pm On Aug 03
4-3-3 or 4-4-2?
Properties / Re: Cost Of Floor And Ceiling Finishes by Starboytwo(m): 3:33pm On Aug 03
Everything don cost.

I hold 5h say make I buy soap. Bought 1 detergent, a bar soap, and hypo and the life of that 500 spoil.

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Sports / Re: Henry Onyekuru Joins Olympiacos, Signs Four-Year Deal by Starboytwo(m): 3:09pm On Aug 02
At tall at all na him bad. Don’t know why he didn’t work out in Everton tho.

Scored lotta goals in Belgium and turkey for a right winger.

Wish you the best, EAGLE.

Modified- this Greek language na war. No wonder dem change person from Adetokunbo to Antetokoumpo.


Politics / Re: Abba Kyari Suspended By IGP Baba Usman by Starboytwo(m): 10:39am On Aug 01
So Kyari Dey call hushpupi bro, meanwhile him dey street dey harass young niggas. All those jiggas be your bro too man, damn.

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Education / Re: 17-Year-Old Student Stabs Teacher To Death In Plateau State (Photo) by Starboytwo(m): 8:00am On Aug 01
Omo person no fit do teacher again for this Buhari times ooo


Sports / Re: Tokyo2020: Ese Brume Leaps Into Long Jump Final by Starboytwo(m): 7:47am On Aug 01
Una no go kee person for here.

I Dey on my knee on top bed, make una forgive Vhee abeg. Biko nu,

New meme alert tho


Romance / Re: Fear Women- A True Life Dream. by Starboytwo(m): 1:04pm On Jul 31
A dream or reality?
it was a dream.

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Romance / Fear Women- A True Life Dream. by Starboytwo(m): 11:41am On Jul 31
I remembered running and jumping fences, didn’t stop to look at whoever was pursuing us but we ran. A couple fell and were apprehended, but trust “Pablo uncatchable”.

I manage to sail to the “toppest” top of the building with some guys and we felt safe. Gazing Down at our oppressors, we felt unreachable. Relaxed, lookout.

Then she came out, wearing a red dress and holding a bottle of Fanta. I had seen her somewhere, but the business of escaping can’t make me remember

I could see her from where I was and she ‘waved at me’ and beckon me to come down.

I shake my head, nah, you come up!

And she gave me the “ you know I can’t climb and reach the top like you”

Ok boys, I’m going down, drop the ladder. One or two tried to talk me out it,

“And what can she do to me? She’s a lady! And who knows, maybe she wants some.

Down we went.
I don’t remember the particular conversation, but she wanna congratulate us and spray us(like the champagne footballers spray after winning the cup) for getting to the top and out of reach.

And we posed.

She shakes the Fanta, opened it, and out comes the hiss of some offensive gas. What’s happening? Before we could blink, a SWAT team enveloped us, damn, this is an ambush.

A couple of us manage to jump and I did to the neighboring building, but it was all laden with spikes.

Death before dishonor.

I didn’t die, instead I woke.

I was so angry I let myself to be deceived and most importantly, I betrayed my brothers. Men out there, beware of the lady in red or whatever color she came as.
Crime / Re: Man Faking Madness Caught With N250,000, Three Iphones, Women Underwear In Ogun by Starboytwo(m): 10:01am On Jul 30
Tired of all these kinda news.

Boycotting nairaland for 24hr


Celebrities / Re: Felix Odey, Aka Feladey, Is Dead by Starboytwo(m): 5:05pm On Jul 29
Gather here if you don’t know him.

Rip anyway.


Computers / Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Starboytwo(m): 11:34am On Jul 29
What type and model of system

Acer Aspire 3935
Events / Re: Youthful Woman Celebrates Her 80th Birthday (Photos) by Starboytwo(m): 11:29am On Jul 29
Beautiful 80 year old woman.


Computers / Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by Starboytwo(m): 7:10am On Jul 29
I had a drink pour on my keyboard, thereafter, the key board stopped working and I need to have it fixed today.
Education / Re: Sex For Grades . Share Your Experience!!! by Starboytwo(m): 10:47am On Jul 28
Travel / Re: Lagos-Ibadan Expressway: FG Diverts Traffic 72hrs To Fix Flyover Beam by Starboytwo(m): 7:28pm On Jul 27
Wetin happen
Sports / Re: Olympics: Dream Team Atlanta '96 Listed Among Most Memorable Football Moments by Starboytwo(m): 8:43am On Jul 27
I watched the highlights. I can only imagine the madness that ensue after the final whistle all over naija.
Politics / Re: Sunday Igboho Transferred To New Detention Facility In Benin Republic by Starboytwo(m): 8:36am On Jul 27
No comment
Sports / Re: Chelsea's Thomas Tuchel Wins Germany’s 2021 Manager Of The Year Award by Starboytwo(m): 6:30pm On Jul 26
. Shut ur mouth .u are not a man u fan. You are Sarcastically mocking man u. No true man u fan will type this rubbish. Me that is not a man u fan, knows you are not a fans of man u as u claim. All this yeye chelsea fans
nah, I’m a United fans since birth.
Sports / Re: Chelsea's Thomas Tuchel Wins Germany’s 2021 Manager Of The Year Award by Starboytwo(m): 12:46pm On Jul 26

Cold trophy for u my brother. And may ur viewing centre fetch u more money this year as chelsea is going to contest and win every cup. (Or u don't want this?).
U are welcome to join us. Send me a cold trophy too when u finally decide to join us
amen ooo, na Chelsea sure pass like dis like dis.


Travel / Re: Kano Motor Accident: Six Family Members, 12 Others Dead (Photos) by Starboytwo(m): 12:17pm On Jul 26
My condolences to the doguwa family, six members is too much. Sad news

Rip to all the departed souls.

Their death is on Nigeria. Damn.

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Sports / Re: Chelsea's Thomas Tuchel Wins Germany’s 2021 Manager Of The Year Award by Starboytwo(m): 12:13pm On Jul 26
u Berra decamp
I been Dey think am, Man U tire me nor be small.

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Sports / Re: Chelsea's Thomas Tuchel Wins Germany’s 2021 Manager Of The Year Award by Starboytwo(m): 12:00pm On Jul 26
As a Manchester United fan, I always follow people call chealsea fc an agbero team. Not until I opened a viewing center and figured chealsea fc are your best bet for cash out

I have come to secretly and openly admire the Blues. They are a serial winning team. Kai havertz is one of my favourite players, This Euro made me see the best of Jorginho and I’m so much in love with his short passes and composure. And I love Thomas Tuchel even though I read he got “gbana for head”

Oh and the first champions league or any “Cup” that was won in my new viewing center was won by Chealsea FC, the blues. Then Italy(euro) another Blue shocked. is this a sign? remember the sky is blue(s)

Up Blues, I love you guys…..

i dash d guy below d FTC, he need am pass me

Modified. Man U tire me I nor go lie, but na loyalty go kill me.

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Sports / Re: Lewandowski Wins Germany's Footballer Of The Year Award by Starboytwo(m): 10:23pm On Jul 25
Before nko? Na Buhari won win am before.

Greatest striker of all time
1 De Lima Ronaldo
2 Christiano Ronaldo
3 Robert lewandoski
4 One guy somewhere I don’t know
5 Rashidi yekini

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 20 Profitable Businesses To Start In Nigeria by Starboytwo(m): 5:10pm On Jul 23
Religion / Re: Apostle Agochukwu: ''Nothing Will Happen To The Person Who Refused To Help You" by Starboytwo(m): 1:44pm On Jul 23
In summary, help yourself.
Sports / Re: Tokyo Olympics 2020 Opening Ceremony by Starboytwo(m): 12:24pm On Jul 23
First to comment here.
Education / Re: Bride Almost Follows Davido To His House After Performing At Her Wedding by Starboytwo(m): 5:17pm On Jul 22
If na me be the groom, she must follow Davido oh because na there the marriage end.

What sort of disrespect and disregard is that?

For those yet to see the video, do not waste your MB. There was nothing of such in the video.
bless up bro

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