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Family / Re: Am I A Bad Person For Doing This by Starboytwo(m): 2:52pm On Aug 16
6 children is too much.

Dem just start Sapa.
Phones / Re: Meta AI: I Like This, But There Is A Side Effect (Photos) by Starboytwo(m): 2:32pm On Aug 16
SmartyPants:


Me too I played with it o. Apparently you may be a well known mumu! cheesy grin
Chai, see casting. Issokay.
Phones / Re: Meta AI: I Like This, But There Is A Side Effect (Photos) by Starboytwo(m): 7:40am On Aug 16
Hmm let me play with it.

Thanks Teacher.

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Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Starboytwo(m): 7:36am On Aug 16
TheGoodJoe:


Mainoo is not even as good as a young Foden when it comes to control and cruising skills.
main reason why most people hate on them in competitions. Their pundits are unrealistic...


One day I saw a talk show and a pundit was criticizing a striker. He was so smooth explaining the role of a striker and pointed out everything the said striker did wrong.

When the camera showed the resume of the pundit, alas, he was a striker too back in time. Almost 350 top flight games and he scored less than 50 goals. I just shake head.

Those people, they are something else. Maino can't even lace Foden's shoe.

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Business / Re: A Man's Shocking Experience With Nigerian Hawkers by Starboytwo(m): 11:08pm On Aug 15
He should have just sent the 100k to his mum in the first place.

No come here come dey give us sweet story. Mr helper.

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Travel / Re: Us-based Nigerian Man Shows Sleeping 'box' Costing $80/8hrs by Starboytwo(m): 10:56pm On Aug 15
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Na wa oh......

To think that some people will sell their properties that's worth millions of naira in Nigeria only to japa and go and be living like slaves in another man's country is the last wonder on this earth 🙄

But then again,that box is equivalent to a Nigerian mansion tho lipsrsealed
maybe the mansion in your village sir.

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Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Starboytwo(m): 10:44pm On Aug 15
BascoVanVeli:


Brazil doesn't pay his salary or assist his goals grin
him never score 1 goal tho
Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by Starboytwo(m): 7:41pm On Aug 15
Cryomancer:


Hmmm... That's very outrageous. I recently got a Taiwan ball joint for 25k. Other Chinese brands and tokunbo even costs less. So I don't know how he's billing you 50k for ball joint.

Since you know he has a knack for inflating prices for you and also profiled you to ba a Yahoo boy, how are you sure you can trust his services enough to be honest with his dealing and he's not in any way doing half works so you can always come back to his shop for repairs.

Think about it Sir, this is enough ground for me to break ties with such a mechanic.
thank you boss. I go check and balance the bros. Thanks a lot sir for the input.
Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by Starboytwo(m): 7:40pm On Aug 15
Nomerci:
Na thief he be. How can ball joint for eod be 50k.. ball joint for eod nonpass 20k....dey do egbon dia,make he dey scam u. Ode
Chai, he never reach to abuse me na, ehn senior man. Na why i table the matter come hia na so I go dey guided.

But I no vex, I dey burial dey chop rice. I prefer to be alive and called ode, than be dead and gone.

Peace.
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Starboytwo(m): 12:55pm On Aug 15
I read Madrid new boy Endrick in an interview picked Jude Bellingham over Neymar cheesy

He is currently the butt of jokes in Brazil. Poor boy. No sabi anything. Hahaha.

I don laugh tire.

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Romance / Re: I Shot My Cum Inside A Young Prostitute In Anger by Starboytwo(m): 11:04am On Aug 15
Me and my guy go chill one day. Him collect money, so we say make we ball small.

Carry babe give me. Me and babe dey and I spank it a little. Babe asked me who give me permission embarassed embarassed na so Una dey do

Later inside room, after small talk here and there, she said I can't press breast
d Bleep I'm I doing in ur room then

Mtcheww, omo na so I made to leave.

She said my loss, as my guy already paid. I told her she can keep the 10k. Bet9ja Don collect more from me in one day.

Later she asked me to come back. She don't like people to press her breast etc. Blah blah.

Una dey try with rules and regulations on top puzzay.... Me cant.

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Politics / Re: Rauf Aregbesola: Before And Now Pictures by Starboytwo(m): 9:07am On Aug 15
We make this people larger than they should be.


We need strong institutions, not strong politicians...

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Politics / Re: Lagos Government Distributes Palliatives To Religious Centres: Have You Received by Starboytwo(m): 9:03am On Aug 15
Traditionalist nko?

Or na by force to enter church or mosque??

Government of palliatives is an ineffective government.

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Travel / Re: Woman Husband’s Passport In Viral Video Arrested, Moved To Abuja by Starboytwo(m): 8:52am On Aug 15
datola:
Scape goat.

She could not do the craze while in the UK because of the consequences but can do anything because this is Nigeria where any rubish is allowed.

that's my problem in all the issue.

Why reach 9ja before you show your razzness. Why not in saner clime where you will be penalized for it.

Same woman will claim Naija is useless this and that, meanwhile she is the useless entity in 9ja.

Same with my nigga who don't fail to lambast 9ja at any given situation and baba wants to Japa. 2 days ago, we went to eat at an eatery, he causally flinged the bottle water on the street after emptying the content.

I picked it up and told him, he is one of the reason this country is in whatever situation we are in. Can you go to Canada or UK, eat at a restaurant and troway bottle water for road?? He said those aboki will come pick it.

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Car Talk / Re: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by Starboytwo(m): 7:41am On Aug 15
Good morning senior men them.

I been hearing some little noise when I drive (2004 EOD) so I went to my mechanic straight, gave him the keys to observe, make he no be like I dey hear nothing.

He summary concluded it's the ball joint thingy and told me to change it for peace of mind etc.

Now he billing me 50k + and I just wanted to ask if that should be the correct bill.

He is my egbon, but has a knack for inflating price for me small. He say I resemble yahoo.
Family / Re: ‘It’s A Skit’, Says Man Who Trended After Wife ‘Tore’ His Passport by Starboytwo(m): 7:04am On Aug 15
They always say Nigeria is a lawless country. Meanwhile, she dared not try such rubbish in Europe. She had to touch down 9ja to act her razzness and craze, cuz this is a lawless country.

The people of Nigeria made Nigeria lawless.
The people of Nigeria made Nigeria dirty.
The people of Nigeria made Nigeria corrupt.

So whenever you are going to open mouth and abuse Nigeria, just turn to your neighbor, wife, husband and abuse each other.

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Romance / Re: My Dick Is 3.5 Inches by Starboytwo(m): 4:06pm On Aug 14
O ye of little dickss

Stop giving thyself hope.

If it didn't Big, he didn't Big.

Make peace with your kulikuli.

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Travel / Re: My Experience At Ikoyi Passport Office by Starboytwo(m): 4:02pm On Aug 14
Small small we are getting there...

He remain all those begi begi for airport, make them sanitize that one.

Then we keep sanitizing, till we can comfortably sanction a local government chairman for not doing our street.

We will get there.

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Fashion / Re: Chidimma Adetshina Agrees To Take Part In Miss Universe Nigeria Pageant by Starboytwo(m): 3:57pm On Aug 14
Thank you southi for helping her blow.

No publicity is bad publicity they say.

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Politics / Re: Damgote's Refinery Will Be A Net Negative by Starboytwo(m): 12:45pm On Aug 14
advanceDNA:


Baba....we cant have it both ways....we either earn a truck load of FX and at the end use it to import fuel and still pay subsidy as exchange rate fluctuates whi h is happening alreadt

Or.... we supply crude to our local refinery and have cheaper fuel for everyone, and reduce fx pressure..... choose ur poison....
..
I choose the latter abeg.

Something gotta give.
Politics / Re: Hunger In The North Has Nothing To Do With Fuel Subsidy Removal by Starboytwo(m): 12:34pm On Aug 14
Hunger they wire the northerners nowadays.

Usually there is no free money anywhere again. Sapa hold everybody.

Too many idle children and youth.

Inability of farmers to go to farm..

Inability of beggars to see clients who dash free money.

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Politics / Re: Nigerians React As Big Brother Naija S9 Flops Like Tinubu’s Administration (Pix) by Starboytwo(m): 12:22pm On Aug 14
I doubt if anybody get money for sms to vote.
Politics / Re: Obasanjo’s Revelation: I Get ₦‎21 Million Monthly, Kano Senator Reveals by Starboytwo(m): 12:17pm On Aug 14
We need to blow this particular salary issue out of proportion.

We need clarity. So many figures and I can't keep up.

How much una dey collect as salary both basic and allowances. Kindly tell us.

Only a select few are enjoying and looking fat, while the whole %98 of us are "Ebin n pawa.

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Sports / Re: Burna Boy Football Academy Players Get A Team Bus (video) by Starboytwo(m): 11:57am On Aug 14
All these ones go chop am
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Starboytwo(m): 3:50am On Aug 13
Truidstarr:
Nwakali to Barnsley ke? Na wa o.
at all at all boss.

Miles better than recreativo de huelva abi something in spanish league.

Before your know, championship.

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Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Starboytwo(m): 10:04pm On Aug 12
I laughter when I saw this.

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Crime / Re: It Is Not Wrong 4 Blacks 2 Scam Whites by Starboytwo(m): 5:23pm On Aug 12
If I see any white man money=otilor
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Starboytwo(m): 5:20pm On Aug 12
daveP:
So nobody nominate me despite 6years of no smear or clout on subject mata?
I emphatically nominate this gentleman.

May you win.

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Crime / Re: 14-Year-Old Boy Beheaded For Ritual In Ibadan By His Friends & Islamic Cleric by Starboytwo(m): 4:29pm On Aug 12
Muslim cleric again.

Are these Muslim clerics in Ibadan maad?

He needs to be fished out ASAP.
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Starboytwo(m): 4:12pm On Aug 12
TheGoodJoe:

The guy is talking 19kpondo football. He should tell us the team today dominating trophies with gidigbo football. 🤣🤣🤣

Football has changed and learning how to dominate play with good possession is what brings long term success.
my good bros, football has really changed.

Imo Ball no dey sweet again. It's now watery. Very watery.
Sports / Re: "The Super Eagles Thread: The Road To AFCON 2025 And 2026 World Cup by Starboytwo(m): 3:22pm On Aug 12
Kog45:
Sir are you talking about Chelsea of last three seasons or which Chelsea….I’m a Chelsea fan since 80s but based on our performances i don’t want Osimhen in Chelsea but in ambitious club,unless Chelsea management decides to go back to old Chelsea that compete every season for trophies
thanks for the feedback sir.

I was chilling with some guys who happened to be a chelsea fan. Funny enough, he laid the first blame on tikitaka. He believed from the beginning of this passing from back football, chelsea have not been Chelsea again.

According to the guy, he believes Chelsea won all their cups with complete gidigbo football and not some serenre passing. He mentioned drogba/Costa leading the line and he strongly believes osimhen will thrive.

I personally believe Chelsea have a better ceiling than my team Man utd. Even though it's a scatter gun approach with signings, atleast, Chelsea have some real good boys that might cook. I personally like Lavia, Nkunku, Palmer etc and from this thread I've heard the coach is very good(he Don soak knowledge tire) You can't compare with radarada united.

The Yoro they bought to fill the space is already out for 3 months or so. Hujlund nko? No idea if he will start the season. So it's basically square 1 for united.

I'd prefer Arsenal for Osimhen. A stable team already, just needed an osimhen but Arsenal I think are cursed and they might regret it if Osimhen moves to Chelsea instead.

Besides, standing from the outside and viewing mentally, Osimhen looks very good in the blue color of Chelsea than red/white of Arsenal.

My submissions here sir.
Again, I have a good feeling about Chelsea FC boys.

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