ochon:

LMAO. Buwahahahah. It took me two days to write . Anyway, go back and read it, you never can tell if you're my future iyawo

Omo, I saw bizbloke and I was elated . I'm glad he's resting a bit before books pops open his head

Yelz o, my memes are ready, my phone's battery charged to the highest. My eyes well peeled for seeing and my alert level in topnotch to view the infamous psychedlia that have stolen doomfa's heart

Bawo ni?

If it took you two days to write it, be sure it would take me 2weeks to read

For some reasons, I was glad to see him too..missed him..

Kwaaaa... I trust you kwasia ochon.. No dulling tonight o, I want to laugh and pee in my pants ..

I'm fine though, how are you too? Se daada lo wa?

ochon: LMAO @ SOM

SOM, na so the Igbo boy totori you finsh, sotey you wrote your diary update about him twice in one post?

Kwaaaaaaaaaaaa . Love dey sweet o

Nice update senorita SOM

Lmao...ochon!!!!! My God, you read that even though I modified it almost immediately. I hate you..

I was so surprised when I saw the double post in one post too..was like wetin be this..hahahahaha..

Reincarnated:

Lol sure then why haven't I asked her to be my girlfriend.

You are just being a wuss as usual *hides*

All mouth no action..*re-hides*

Reinjected offline and online, bro, u need deliverance...*now disappearing*

Reincarnated:

She replied my text message at 2am today. That's past Christmas. pffft I saw it but I didn't reply till noon cuz I had shiiiiit to do and she hasn't replied almost 3hours later. Lmao I cannot do this. It's too annoying

Awww..my fwkb is in love...you can actually do this... ..lmao@ I cannot do this

As for the bite..I know it works wonders...lol
I just like pulling your legs with it..

You kinda forgot or you just wanted to show yourself too? bush baby.

I'm sure just one bite will settle all of this though..

Cestmoi, could barely hear your VN, heard my name all the same..thanks dear..

dre11:
see this one
Are you refering to me or another person
*yimu to you

Lool..you no well.. I'm nt reaching you btw..is that number the one you registered your whatsapp with..

dre11:



are you two still on this
Felt betrayed for what
hum let me watch this film as it unfolds

Excuse me ... Is the humour flying over your head at this particular juncture

wild child:

My date of laive.,im good,still in double celebration mood...howz you?

Na you na..you love celebration and dates die..

I'm fine too though, thanks..

Ermmm..drop voicenote sharply..
*and don't come up with the I'm on ipad cool story, find a way*

jovialjov:

Taarh!
Yes,we dey quarrel>(: You betrayed me

Ha, my love, I would never do that...

What did I do..

Agbgift:
Merry Christmas my sister.
How the flexing go?

Had a bit of fun dear..can't wait for new year(maximum fun guaranteed with pyschedelia ).. May God keep us all safe till then..amen..

Reincarnated:

LOL. For that pic wey I see? Na 50. all is well.


Shalom

Na wa o..typo for smiley dey too..

Sha let me know when you run out of bars.. In the spirit of christmas, I can always supply more.. No thanks love..

jovialjov: Hii,lertee
Superflakie
Cestmoi
Agbgift
Lmtm
And to all the ladies ...merry Christmas

Show me some love na jovial..we dey qurell ni??

Merry xmas to you too agbgift and cest moi and ella b...

Reincarnated:

Bwuah why do you need me

Thought you weren't online ni.. I needed you for modella's pic...

Na 20bars today ba...

superflakie:


Aside from the food it aint so much fun.
I get to assist my mum with the serving and all. Hope you had fun too?

Aww.. Okay

Yeah, I went out to visit a friend and I filled my tommy very well!!

My date, wild child, how are you?

jovialjov:

Oh please! it's better than communicating with someone that doesn't reply his msgs ...
Tschew back at you!

Kwaaaaaaaaaaaa....

Chei, where is reincarnated when you need him..

Hot pic modella.. .

About to listen tot he VN ..

ItsModella1:
Thanks ma'am.


Nke a buzikwa nu gini?


It's "kedu ka imere". . Anyway, I dey gallant.

..chei..how did I mix that up na..

Good to know..waiting for the vn n pic too..

jovialjov:

*Finally,I could quote*

Ehn,Figured what abeg?

*whistles away*...

Lertee Wara? ..na you dey enjoy ooo..real enjoyment..

Hi kwame, the man that intended to sweep SOM off her feet but ended up sweeping lertee too..

ochon:

Lmao. You haff finished me

Erm, is your "second" new friend jeykll?



Awww. Sorry dearie. How are you and your husby?

*taps head*..is jekyll female... *raises eyebrow*

Itsmodella, kedu ma ikere..

And I just saw delightful here , se na ochon you follow come here babe?

Superflakes how na, hope you had fun with the xmas and birthday celebration.. ?

ochon:

LMAO. I'm really dulling. All the girls I dig, has friendzoned me finish. No more hope for me and rein, though reinc has been hopless right from time


The amu nkita cracks me up.. The olodo knows. Jovial is igbo, that's why jeykll even rushed her fast , so that they they will be be blasting Igbo Songs Of Solomon to each other

I don't even know which to bold.. Is it the rushed her fast, or the blasting of igbo songs of solomon or reinc being hopeless right from time..lmfao...

You so crazy man!!

lertee: SOM and ReinC what's up.

I'm fine o babe..hope you had a good day? Se o ti je enough chicken?

ochon:

LWKMD.. I figured it out since na. Do you remember when she said she will miss jeykll immediately jeykll announced he will be going offline? . That's when I figured it out

I just made it official today

Ok my boss-in-figuring, i trust you..