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Nice one! The Megathon that is...

Jesuspikin77:
'since hunters have learnt to shoot without missing birds have learnt to fly without perching'

The legendary Chinua Achebe

Jesuspikin77:
I suspected

Staying in hostel made me understand the actual meaning of that HUNTER-BIRD proverb

What proverb biko?

Hell no! That can not be love! Check again...probably the girls dad is some sort of Forbes famous...

This days,one needs not go through the travails of surgery to restructure the hymen.

There's an artificial kit that promises the illusion of virginity once used.Comes in a red pack...

Wonderful development! Just that Cyanogen is an awesome battery drainer!

Emeskhalifa:
The ppl tht tortured them na!!!
U go to advance countries, they don't use touture as a method of getting information off someone.

Then you might not be familiar with the CIA Torture Memos?

Water boarding and the likes that generated a bit of controversy last year?

Jesuspikin77:
You sound so experienced

LOL
Staying in a hostel teaches you somethings...though they might not be put to use,the knowledge is always there

In this case,only MONEY can make this beeeautifuul lady marry this *coughs* being...

This was placed in the appropriate section.







Jokes

God Help Nigeria!

Well,she must reside in a community of thieves...


But make no mistake,that padlock could still be opened by a simple pin or needle

Those policemen are kidnappers too!
Asking for money before he can be freed ?

Certainly not in Nigeria

For every 8 reasons not to believe God exists,there are a 1001 reasons to believe that he actually does.




We only see and believe what we want to...

Right as defined as the tenets of this 'moralistic' society?

Well,i believe it is neither right nor wrong.It all depends on the lady. If its a lady that'll constantly remind you of her age superiority,its a no.

Na so 'PayPal' send me message about my supposed account details...
Me wey nor get paypal acct

Thats what happens when you have an unconcerned government in power...



Greater days ahead!

This is like extremely comfortable! You should check out some other schools

He thinks he is in Nigeria where even the Leaders be jumping over the fence...
Think again bro

Be sending messages all the time like im MTN

If u call me more than 5times,seeing i dont pick, all i need do is block your number

It depends on the situation,
If its my guy,we'll see later or i'll message him on whatsapp
If its my gf,like 10 would do
My dad or mum,2 should suffice
For a debtor,a 20 calls every hour
For someone i need a favour from, 5 calls


Lol! All na joke jare

2 calls should be ideal

Lemme see

My guess is its the girl

Informative!

This is the definition of art!

For wia my own no reach anywia near my nose,na im dis one own pass
Walahi people dey ooo...

E sef funny! Drop wetin u wan drop wich one be 2000RT's again ? Nor be your money you go make?

And yet they keep shouting there's no money TFU!