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La_ JuMe: lemme just write yesYes! The next poster will, erm...dunno what to say ooo...well the next poster is a guy and not pierced#Shrugs |
-9- FORGETTING TO CHANGE THE BEDSHEETS Some people are a stickler for routine. Some people are not and leave their bed sheets unchanged for a little too long. Most people get to it as soon as they realise they don’t smell quite so fresh anymore. Not many would leave them until they are crusty and stained, although there are a few out there. And whilst its not exactly harmful, its not exactly nice either to get into bed and go asleep on pillowcases covered in last nights drool and toss and turn on sweaty sheets. And one mustn’t forget the evidence of “adult” activities either! https://www.uncoverdiscover.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Messy-Bed.jpg Source: UncoverDiscover http://www.uncoverdiscover.com/humour/9-disgusting-things-we-all-do/habit1/ |
miss.terious: ![]() lolz |
-8- EATING FOOD FROM THE FLOOR Everyone has heard of The Ten Second Rule. If you’re one of few that haven’t, here’s a quick explanation: basically, if you drop your food on the ground, you have ten seconds to grab it before it is classed as inedible. Yeah, its not a real rule. Food on the floor should remain on the floor, waiting to be cleaned up. You wouldn’t attempt to stick to this rule in a restaurant or fast food place, but in the comfort of our own home or even at work, we have all been guilty of dropping a biscuit or a cracker and quickly picking it back up and acting as though nothing happened. We just quietly thank our stars that the cracker didn’t fall “buttery side down”. https://www.uncoverdiscover.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Dirty-Floor.jpg |
-7- SPREADING OUR GERMS Having a cough or a cold is no fun! We feel miserable and if it were possible we would gladly chop off our noses and remove our lungs and throat just for some quick relief. However as body modification is not a suitable solution, we cough and splutter and sneeze- into our hands! We then helpfully spread our cold around for others to pick up by using our germ covered hands to open doors and fridges and pull out chairs, and change the TV channel with the remote control. The answer? Use your elbow instead of your hand, or at least wash them regularly! https://www.uncoverdiscover.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Cough.jpg |
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-6- WEDGIE REMOVAL ![]() Here’s one for the ladies! Although if you a are a man, it really depends on what your taste in underwear is like. Don’t you just hate when you are out shopping and things are uncomfortably tight in the underwear department? I am referring to the dreaded wedgie. Prone to striking in public places, there is no other fix for it, than to hope no-one is looking and use your hand to remove the offending g-string and return it to its correct position. And we don’t always wash our hands immediately afterwards either! https://www.uncoverdiscover.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Wedgie-1.jpg |
-5- SPOT POPPING What could be more satisfying than squeezing a big fat blackhead out of your skin? Or getting rid of a puss filled whitehead? And once it’s out, you inspect its size and colour, and marvel at how such a thing could be on your nose/chin/forehead/wherever. Gross, I know! But it almost becomes part of your daily routine. You check in the mirror for “pickables”. You don’t want zits, but the excitement you feel when you do find a ripe one is unmatched! https://www.uncoverdiscover.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Spots.jpg |
-4- CONSTANT CARRESSING ![]() This one applies mostly to the men I think. Men like to have their hands down their pants, all the time! Watching TV? Give them a cuddle. Having a chat on his mobile phone? You can be sure his free hand is fiddling about with the content of his boxers. And sometimes they don’t even wait until they are in private before the hand starts to descend below the waist line. So how many wash their hands before continuing with their day? https://www.uncoverdiscover.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Hands-in-pants-994x1024.jpg |
-3- DIRT UNDER NAILS Nails. They really are a wonderful place for all kinds of dirt and germs to get stuck and breed under. And we love to sit down and have a poke about underneath them with anything sharp and pointy enough to fit under them, scraping the gunk and grit out. And if you’re at a loss for a suitable implement, you can always use your teeth. Although that might prove a little difficult when it comes to your toenails! https://www.uncoverdiscover.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Nails.jpg |
paulolee: mcheeeeeeew....waste of M.Bsorry oooh ![]() but you wasted more by commenting ![]() |
-2- SMELLING YOUR OWN FARTS We always smell our own farts! Farting is natural. It releases gases that have been trapped inside us that would otherwise cause pain. But for some reason, us humans automatically take a big sniff after letting one rip. Whether it’s to check its toxicity, to determine its flavour or to fathom how quickly we need to move way from the area to avoid being caught, we just can’t help ourselves! https://www.uncoverdiscover.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Fart-smell.jpg |
-1- PICKING YOUR NOSE. Sometimes there is just no other way to get it out! Sure, we can blow until our ears pop, but everyone knows the quickest and easiest way to get that elusive bogey is to stick a finger up there. What better tool to use? Your finger is flexible and will bend and reach exactly where you need it to. https://www.uncoverdiscover.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Nosepick.jpg |
Humans can be really disgusting. There are certain things that everybody does on a regular basis, but few will freely admit to it. I’m talking about the little habits we have, the disgusting things we do when we are on our own, things that we wouldn’t do in public. Why all the secrecy? Because we know our habits are truly gross! I'm guilty of some of this things too (and don't go telling me its not 'ladylike') Its hilarious but true. I'm going to post them now, if perhaps someone has created a similar thread already. I'd love to know before I go far. And I'll post the source as soon as I'm done. #Stay Tuned |
Aliydave: I really really luv d last quote, and i'm even similing 2 it. It make senseThanks Dave... #RespectToGandhi ![]() $Πøwpr¡Π¢€:Thanks Prince... Mo gallant ![]() |
taiocol: www.nairaland.com/1459953/facts-blow-mindlolz Now you're talking.. But that doesn't change the fact that someone has learnt from this thread. I've visited the thread shaa, shey you go free me now? |
eoadeniji: good job stefikal.I salute ur literary prowess....where osagie come go wey omoye no find am for house? wat abt sandra? Dis story is just so "suspenseful", cant wait for more updates....Thanks Adeniji, I don't know for Osas ooo, we'll soon know whats going on with Sandra, thank you. |
taiocol: am just saying the truth or u want me 2 close dwn ur thread Prove your truth by dropping your points...abeg life is too short to do e-beefs.Its just the internet... ![]() |
Senator_Pope: Na now she know say she wicked? I go like make I follow dat evelyn gal talk 1 on 1. *wnks*lolz... Make I give you her phone number? ![]() Thanks |
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Quotes on Revenge: I don't know who this might help but I feel I should share it... ==> May we not succumb to thoughts of violence and revenge today, but rather to thoughts of mercy and compassion. We are to love our enemies that they might be returned to their right minds. - Marianne Williamson ==> There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness. - Josh Billings ==> A man that studieth revenge keeps his own wounds green. - Francis Bacon ==> The best revenge is to live on and prove yourself. - Eddie Vedder ==> An eye for an eye will only make the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi |
*continued* She had been sitting outside for a while now, why was his phone number not reacheable? She found it strange that the spare key she had with her was missing. Was he not suppose to be expecting her? Could he have really travelled? She tried to shake off the feeling of trepidation that coursed all over her. "Mummy, where is Papa?" Victor asked. "He is coming," she replied and smiled, he had to be coming, she convinced herself. There was no way he would put her through this series of pain again, she had informed Victor that Osagie was home and now he was nowhere to be found. She dialled his number again and sighed, what on earth could be wrong? She had scattered the items in her handbag just to find the key. If Osagie hurt again, she would never forgive him no matter how hard he begged. ------------ They were almost approaching Islesway, he laughed as he thought of her action. She was actually coming this way and had refused his offer. They had started off on a weird note, she seemed to have withdrawn in her shell. He was yet to understand her, when she was with her brother, she acted bold and daring. And now she was acting totally opposite like she was intimidated by him, he had then teased her about it and that had done the magic. She was suddenly back to the tomboy he had initially met. They had kept talking on various issues and like the trip to the gym, the distance to Islesway had seemed quite short. She had even gone along asking him questions which he had replied while he asked few questions himself. They were almost approaching the bookshop when his phone rang, he excused himself and picked up. "Hey Dare, whats up now?" "He's at my place," "Okay, I'll inform him." "Take care." He hung up and continued the discussion which had been interrupted by the phone call. "So, I'll see you later now." he informed when they got to the bookshop. "Yeah, thanks." Princess replied, she was thanking him because strangely she had actually enjoyed his company. "No, I should be thanking you. See how the sun has darkened my black skin the more." he laughed. "I'm sorry, its vitamin Q, good for your body." she teased. "Indeed, alright don't let me delay you. I'll see you around," She smiled and waved while proceeding to the garage. Femi on the other hand brought out his phone and dialled Gbenga's number, the number was unavailable. Dare had called earlier asking him to remind Gbenga about their parent's remembrance the next day. He prayed he would still meet Gbenga at home, not that he expected him to forget an important matter like that. If he would see Gbenga at home, it meant he had to be quick with what he had come to buy. ---------- The queue was gradually beginning to move, she had been standing for almost ten minutes all in a bid to board the BRT. When it got to her turn, she was fortunate to find a vacant seat close to the window. Situations like this demanded cool music that would do the magic of calming her nerves, the bad part of it was that she was not with her earpiece. She made up her mind to control herself this time around, she had nearly lost it when she boarded the campus shuttle from UNILAG. A tear drop fell from her eyes as she asked herself series of unanswered questions. What was her problem? Was she mentally disturbed? Why was she allowing the quest for revenge fuel her actions this way? Seeing Dami slump with her own eyes had made her realise the beast that she was, that she was wicked. Dami had once been a good friend, what wrong had the girl done to her? If she was to hurt anyone, it certainly ought to be Tinu. What had she gotten herself into? The woman sitting beside her gave her a weird look while shaking her head out of pity, that was when she realised she had her two hands placed on her head and the tears flowing from her face made her look terrible. She dropped her arms and tried to clean her face, what if something serious happened to Dami? It had to be just something minor, else she was doomed. Would Dami report her to her parents this time around? Or would the police be involved? She ignored the possibility, if they involved the police there was no much problem on that side as long as the police officer still danced to the tunes of corruption. But if it happened to be a good policeman then she was in deep shiit. Maybe returning to Ghana would be the best solution, school was yet to resume but she could hang around till resumption. The feeling of defeat that she felt made her feel like slapping herself, Tinu had made her feel like a fool. She wanted to make her pay back. She cautioned herself and muttered to herself, "No more revenge Eve, no more." If seeing someone faint as a result of her actions was driving her crazy, she feared what worse situations would do to her. But as much as she tried to push down the thought of revenge, it simply came back knocking at various intervals. She knew she was drowning in the pool of revenge and needed help fast. |
Ivyluvie2: Stef,thanks for the update.i guess the lady in the bus is Evelyn,chuks lost his lover to abortion.Thanks for following ![]() Its actually Evelyn.. You guys are tempting me to give spoilers about Chuks...but I resist the urge...just stay tuned...uhn? ![]() Update is ready... |
DisneyAngel: Madam I don land,nice workThanks Angel, welcome ![]() @iamayodeji: lolzz, Iya Bobo seriously needs a job ![]() Lets watch Princess and Femi, I don't understand the direction they are even going sef ![]() Haba now! Everyone needs prayers, Evelyn isn't an exception ![]() Senator_Pope: Shebi na Evelyn dey inside the Bus dey shout for person Head,Thanks pope, me sef dey give everybody way dey follow dis story three GBOSA's ooooo... Thank you all.Aliydave: I luv dis story, full of suspense and breathtaking events. Thank God u'r back on ur feet and ur pen in ur hand, more ink 2 ur pen.Thanks Dave God bless |
taiocol: yet to see a fact that hv nt seen b4 nwI don't even know what reply to give you, as much as you are trying to start what you want to start, feel free...inugo? And be nice to give us other facts, biko... ![]() |
My Mouth: where is Buhari and tinubu names on d list?Did you have to quote the entire post? ![]() I agree with Tolexander, he might still follow them... Its his choice anyways.. #Shrugs |
I'm Stephanie ![]() ![]() Good job Trix |
Emmyk: I havent.Just one dimple... ![]() The next poster has no picture on his/her profile |
Cheriepet: stef morning! Abeg i tink say femi no go make move to princess, i for carry her give my broda. As for osagie n omoye, pls dont break my heart again. I am just feeling for chuks. Anyways i am waiting for today's update.... Gudmorning every member of dis beautiful familymorning Cherie I will 'try' not to break their hearts again![]() Chuks is just special, I like him ![]() dammygoody: Good Morning "grandma Steph" (this is so funnyYes ooo, grandma tinz ![]() ![]() You are right! Evelyn, you were the guy that wanted to talk to her now I expected it to be obvious, glad someone figured it out. |
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D9ty7: Good morning Aunty Stef and other MTB family. Hope you all had a nice night?Good morning, on this 'Aunty' ish, I give up. If you like call me grandma Steph ![]() |
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